Ukugubha iminyaka eyishumi kwe UDeveli Uyenqaba iyaqhubeka…

URob Zombie ukhombisile ukuthi angathanda ukubuyela emhlabeni womndeni wakwaFirefly ngelinye ilanga, yize abalingiswa kungabakwaLionsgate, futhi akacabangi ukuthi banesifiso sokuphinda bahambe ngaleyo ndlela, okuyinto exakayo uma Ngibuze. Lawa mafilimu anenani elikhulu labalandeli, futhi kwisabelomali esincane, kubonakala sengathi le kungaba yimali elula ebhange.

I-Zombie kusho engxoxweni isikhashana emuva ukuthi wayenemiqondo yokuthi enzeni ngabalingiswa, okusho ukuthi uma kwenzeka kungenzeka ahlobene no-Otis, Baby, noCaptain Spaulding odumile. Okungenani yilokho umuntu angakucabanga.

Bengingabambi umoya wami nganoma iyiphi indlela, kepha kunezinye izinhlamvu engingathanda ukuzibona zibuya uma kungenzeka. Isihogo, uZombie udale indawo yonke yabalingiswa abanalawa ma-movie, futhi ngingajabula ukubona abanye babo bevela kuma-movie angeziwe kungakhathalekile ukuthi umndeni weFirefly ubandakanyekile noma cha.

Nazi izinhlamvu eziyi-10 engingathanda ukuzibona zibuyela esikrinini. Ngishiye ngaphandle labo abashonile efilimini nasempilweni yangempela (ngokudabukisayo, abalingisi abambalwa badlulile emhlabeni).

1. URondo

URondo, odlalwa nguDanny Trejo, empeleni wayeyingxenye eyodwa ye-Unholy Two, izithandani eziqashwe nguWydell ukubamba u-Otis, Baby noSpaulding ukuze akwazi ukuziphindiselela kubo. Ngokwethembeka, ngicabanga ukuthi kungaba kuhle ukubona ibhayisikobho ekhuluma ngabangewona ama-Unholy Two uqobo. Kungenzeka kanjani ukuthi lokho kungabi ukuqhuma?

2. UBilly Ray Snapper

UBilly Ray Snapper, odlalwa nguDiamond Dallas Page, enye ingxenye yama-Unholy Two. Bona konke engisanda kukusho ngenhla.

3. UClevon

Clevon, edlalwa nguMichael Berryman (we Amagquma Anamehlo udumo), kunikeze ukukhululeka okuningi kwamahlaya ku- UDeveli Uyenqaba, futhi ngizokwamukeleka kwenye ifilimu yeZombie. Noma nini lapho uBerryman esesikrinini cishe kunoma iyiphi ifilimu yisikhathi esihle encwadini yami, kanti uClevon ungenye yezindima zakhe ezijabulisa kakhulu.

4. UDkt Sathane

Ngiyangabaza ukuthi ngedwa umuntu ongathanda ukubona uDkt.Sathane, udokotela oyimfihlakalo osangene ovela Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane. Ekuqaleni wayengeke abe khona njengomlingiswa ku Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane. Leli qembu lalizohamba liyomfuna bese libanjwa ngumndeni kaFirefly, kanti wayezophenduka inkohliso. Ngikholwa ukuthi uZombie uthe bekuzoba umkhulu ngempela lapho ekugcineni embulwa. Ekugcineni wanquma ukuthi kungaba yisinyathelo esingcono ukuba noDkt.Sathane, futhi mina ngokwami ​​ngiyabonga ukuthi waya kulowo mkhombandlela.

UDkt Sathane ekuqaleni wayezovela UDeveli Uyenqaba, futhi bayiqopha isithombe esimangazayo lapho abulala khona umhlengikazi (odlalwa nguRosario Dawson), kodwa uZombie wezwa okuthile okuxakile njengoDkt.Sathane wayengekho esimeni esihle, enengqondo ngokwengeziwe UDeveli Uyenqaba. Ngicabanga ukuthi washaya ucingo olufanele futhi lapho, kodwa kuseseyindawo enhle, futhi kungaba mnandi ukumbona ebuya kwifilimu ehlukile.

5. UProfessor

UProfessor, omunye woKhanyikhanyi ongaphumelelanga UDeveli Uyenqaba, kwakuyisigebenga esikhulu esifana nesikaJason Voorhees, esifihle ubuso sihamba emhubheni ongaphansi komhlaba Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane. Wayengumuntu Creepy, gross, futhi esongela, futhi ngingajabula ukumbona emuva esikrinini eceleni Dr. uDkt.

Ngicabanga ukuthi ungaphikisana nokuthi ufele ngaphakathi Indlu ka-1000 Corpses, kepha ngizwa sengathi lokhu kushiywe kungacaci kahle. Nginomuzwa wokuthi izimfanelo zakhe ezinjenge-Voorhees zingadlulela ekusindeni eqhugwaneni le-shit liwela phezu kwakhe noma kunjalo.

6. G. Ober

UGerry Ober, obesebenza kwaRed Hot Pussy Liquors ku Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane, wayehlala ehlushwa omunye 'u-fuckin' asshole, 'owenza igama lakhe ukuthi "Goober". I-Fuckin 'asshole. Angikucabangi okunye ukubukeka kukaG. Ober kungesikho ukwelashwa okwamukelekayo uma lokho kufaka isitolo esidumile sotshwala noma uma kungenjalo.

7. Isikhulu uRay Dobson

Isikhulu uRay Dobson uyiphini likaWydell ku UDeveli Uyenqaba (uyazi, iDoofy kusuka ku- Ibhayisikobho esabisayo). Empeleni uyiphoyisa eliyisithutha, elingenalwazi, elikhumbuza uSteve Naish kusuka Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane (UWalton Goggins). Ngingathanda ukubona uNaish ebuya eqinisweni, kepha wabulawa efilimini yokuqala. Kunoma ikuphi, ucabanga ukuthi akayilalanga inhlamvu ku-Big Free shoot, u-Dobson kungenzeka ukuthi uqhuba lo mdlalo endaweni kaWydell.

8. Inamathele

NjengoG. Ober, uStucky ngomunye umlingiswa ohlekisayo ovela ku- Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane. Usho izinto ezinjengokuthi, “UDick Wick omncane wadlala ngomunwe wakhe. Iphunga nje alikugulisi yini? ” futhi utshela izindaba zabantu abanokukhubazeka kwengqondo abanamathelayo Iplanethi Yezinkawu amathoyizi abo. Noma yiliphi ithuba lokumbuyisa esikrinini elitshela ama-anecdotes lamukelekile ngokwami.

9. UMorris Green

UMorris Green nguyena ophethe uhlelo lwezingxoxo UDeveli Uyenqaba idlalwe nguZombie ojwayelekile uDaniel Roebuck. Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ngiyamjabulela nje uRoebuck futhi ngamukela isikrini esengeziwe kuye kunoma iyiphi ifilimu kaRob Zombie. Uzobe engenile 31 ngesikhundla esithile. Uma kwenzeka enye i-movie ehlobene no-Firefly, ngethemba ukuthi naye uzobandakanyeka kulokho.

Kuyaphawuleka ukuthi uGreen ubonakale efilimini yeZombie Umhlaba Ohlanganisiwe we-El Superbeasto.

10. UDkt Wolfenstein

Ekugcineni, uDkt.Wolfenstein - umphathi wesabekayo owasethula endabeni yama-Fireflys kwasekuqaleni embukisweni wakhe othi "Isidalwa Sezici Zesidalwa". Lokhu bekungumlingiswa ojabulisayo futhi kusetha imizwa ngokumangalisayo ngefilimu yokuqala kuyo yonke iHholoeenyness yayo. Uma engakwazi ukubuyela emuva, ngingajabula ngenzela umlingiswa kaTom Noonan ovela eTi West Indlu. Eqinisweni, isikulufa uDkt.Wolfenstein, thola uTom Noonan, uRob!