Izindaba

13 Eerie, futhi Kwesinye Isikhathi I-Hilarious, Epitaphs on Real Tombstones

Kushicilelwe

iminyaka 5 edlule

Kwangathi 3, 2019

I-epitaph iyinto ethokozisayo. Amagama okugcina umuntu awakhetha ukukhumbula othandekayo, noma ngisho nabo ngokwabo, kumaka wamathuna noma itshe lethuna kusuka emiyalezweni yethemba ukuhlekisa ngokuzwakalayo ngokuhlekisayo kuya kokubi kakhulu.

Abanye balaba baye badume kakhulu ngemizwa yabo ejabulisayo noma engajwayelekile kangangokuba basebenze bangena ekuqulekeni okuhlangene.

Ukhona owake wezwa ukuhlukahluka kwalokhu?

“Ngikhumbule lapho udlula. Njengoba unje manje, nami ngangikhona. Njengalokhu nginjalo manje, uzakuba-njalo. Lungiselela ukufa ungilandele. ”

Le epitaph ibisetshenziswa kusukela maphakathi nekhulu le-17 futhi yize abaningi beye basesha, ngaphandle kwempumelelo, ukuthola imvelaphi yayo ngqo, imizwa yayo ethile ihlasele izivakashi zamathuna amakhulu eminyaka.

Ukufa, phela, akunakugwenywa.

Ngilelo vesi engqondweni, nginqume ukuhlanganisa uhlu lwalawo ma-epitaphs anamathele kakhulu kimina ocwaningweni lwami. Ezinye ziyahlekisa, ezinye zisesaba, kanti ezinye zingahle zikukhathaze iminyaka ezayo.

# 1 Isiyalo sokugcina sikaBard

Kukholakala, noma kungakaqinisekiswa, ukuthi uWilliam Shakespeare wabhala i-quatrain eqoshwe etsheni phezulu ethuneni lakhe eTrinityChurch osebeni lwe-Avon eNgilandi. Kuzwakala sengathi yinto uBard angayibhala, futhi ngeshwa, ukwesaba kwakhe okubonakalayo kwakulungile.

Ngokusho the Ukubuyekezwa kwe-Hudson, Amathambo kaShakespeare awasekho ngaphansi kwetshe eliseTrinityChurch. Bambalwa abake banikezwa ukuhlala unomphela lapho, kepha esimweni sikaShakespeare akwaziwa ukuthi abaphangi bamathuna abahlukumezayo basintshontshile yini isidumbu sendoda noma ukuthi izikhukhula ze-Avon zagcina zikhukhulekile yini.

Noma ngabe yikuphi, amazwi akhe okugcina ayahlupha:

“I-FREND EMUHLE YENZA IESVS YENZEKE
UKUMBANGA INDLELA ENGAKWELISIWEYO YEDVST
IBUSISWE YIBE INDODA Yt SIYASIPHEPHA LESISISEKE
KANYE ICVRST BE HE Yt MOVES MY BONES ”

UShakespeare Epitaph

# 2 Kubulawe Isilo

Esinye seziqephu ezimangalisa engake ngazibona zavela ethuneni likaLilly E. Grey. Kanye negama lakhe, izinsuku zokuzalwa nokufa, isihloko sikaLilly sifundeka kanje: "Wabulawa yisilo u-666."

Sekuyiminyaka eminingi abaningi becabanga ukuthi lokhu kuhlobene noSathane namaDimoni, kepha njengoba kwenzeka, umyeni kaLilly u-Elmer wayengumbhali wobuqili obesabeka uhulumeni ngezinto eziningi esikhathini sokuphila kwakhe. Wayenesiqiniseko sokuthi kukhona ababengakwenza ngokushona komkakhe.

Kungenzeka impela ukuthi wayekhuluma ngohulumeni, lapho-ke, lapho wayekhetha amagama okugcina ethuneni lomkakhe. Kuyathakazelisa futhi ukuthi wenqabile ukungcwatshwa eceleni kwakhe.

Isithombe ngu Izinkundla zeNoel

Izinhlobo ze- # 3

IState of Ohio Asylum for the Insane Cemetery yindawo yamathuna engasasebenzi etholakala phakathi kweqembu lezakhiwo zikahulumeni ezazisetshenziswa eFranklin County, e-Ohio.

Amathuna abesetshenziselwa kakhulu iziguli eziswele zasesibhedlela imindeni yazo engazibanga ekufeni kwazo. Yize lokhu kudabukise ngokwako, okuhlupha kakhulu ukuthi cishe ikota eyodwa kuphela yamatshe amatshe amathuna aqukethe amagama. Amaningi amakwa nje ngo- “M” noma “F” alandelwe inombolo ukukhombisa ubulili besiguli esingcwatshwe lapho nokulandelana kwesikhathi sokufa kwaso.

Futhi-ke kukhona itshe elibhalwe ukuthi “Izinhlobo.” Olwandle lokufa okungaziwa, lokhu kuyakhathaza kakhulu ngoba akekho noyedwa owake waphazamisa umhlabathi ukuthola ukuthi ngubani noma yini engcwatshwe lapho.

Izinsalela zomuntu? Izinhlaka? Amasampula amathishu? Noma into emnyama kakhulu? Asazi, kepha lelo tshe eliyinhloko liyathandeka ngokungaziwa kwalo nase-verbiage yalo.

Izinhlobo ze-Epitaphs

# 4 Isikhalazo Somkhiqizo

Abanye abantu, lapho sebeshonile, bakhetha ukushiya amazwi okuhlakanipha noma amahlaya kulabo abadlulayo.

Umndeni ka-Ellen Shannon, nokho, uthathe ithuba lokushiya impendulo yamakhasimende enolaka etsheni lakhe.

UShannon wazalelwa e-Ireland futhi njengonkosikazi osemncane, wathuthela ePennsylvania nomyeni wakhe ngokusho Umlando kaTheresa Haunted we-Tri-State.

Kutholakala emathuneni aseGirard e-Erie County, PA, i-epitaph ka-Ellen ifundeka kanje: In Memory of Ellen Shannon Age 26 years owashiswa wabulawa ngoMashi 21, 1870 ngokuqhuma kwesibani esigcwele i-RE Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid.

Wayengeyena ukuphela kwesisulu somkhiqizo kaDanforth, kepha ngokuthola kwami, ilitshe lakhe kuphela okwakukhonjwe kulo!

U-Epitaph Ellen Shannon

# 5 Ingelosi Yokufa

Itshe eliyinhloko lokwenziwa kwendwangu uJoseph Llaudet Soler emathuneni asePoblenou eBarcelona cishe njengokungahlaliseki njenge-epitaph yakhe efundeka kanje:

“Igazi elisemithanjeni yakhe liyabanda. Futhi wonke amandla ahambile. Ukholo udunyiswe ngokuwela kwakhe ezandleni zokufa. Amen. ”

I-Epitaphs Soler

# 6 Ngaphandle kokuqondana?

Kutholwe kumaka wamathuna eWhitby, le epitaph ixoxa ngendaba kaFrancis noMary Huntroods.

Bobabili bazalwa ngosuku olulodwa ngo-1600, babeshade ngosuku lwabo lokuzalwa, babenezingane eziyi-12 ndawonye futhi bashona ngosuku lwabo lokuzalwa olwabiwe kungakapheli amahora amahlanu beneminyaka engu-80 nje vo.

Yimigqa emibili yokugcina yama-epitaphs abo ehlaba umxhwele kakhulu, noma kunjalo. “Kufanele umentshisi ngakho, nakanjani ngeke; ezimpilweni zabo, nasekufeni kwabo kuyavumelana. ”

Izithombe ezivela I-Sharenator

# 7 Isiphuzo esimnandi

Abaningi baye babona le epitaph eminyakeni edlule ku-inthanethi nomugqa ohambisana nayo, “Uzothola iresiphi yami yekhukhi phezu kwesidumbu sami.”

Iqiniso limnandi kakhulu, noma kunjalo.

Lapho uMaxine Menster eshona, indodakazi yakhe nomyeni wakhe babezama ukucabanga ngendlela enhle yokukhumbula owesifazane wabo owayenomthelela ezimpilweni zabo zombili futhi ngasikhathi sinye bekhumbula ukupha kwakhe.

Indodakazi yakhe ekugcineni yanquma indlela engcono yokukhumbula umoya ophanayo nonikelayo kamama wakhe kwakuwukuhlanganyela iresiphi yakhe edumile kaKhisimusi Cookie nanoma ngubani okwenzeka ethuneni lakhe.

Ikhukhi le-Epitaph

# 8 Mel Blanc

UMel Blanc uzwakalise abalingiswa abayi-1000 emsebenzini wakhe neWarner Bros. opopayi.

Uvuse ama-Bugs Bunny, uFoghorn Leghorn, uSylvester the Cat, uWile E. Coyote, nabanye abaningi okwenza umsebenzi wakhe waziwa umhlaba wonke ngenkathi indoda uqobo ingekho.

I-epitaph yakhe ikhombisa “Indoda enamazwi ayi-1000” ngamagama alula athi “Yilokho Konke Abantu!”

I-Epitaphs Mel

# 9 Isihlamba sokugcina

Ngangicabanga ukuthi lokhu kwakuyihlaya lapho ngiqala ukuhlangana naleli tshe, kodwa ngithe ngicwaninga ngathola ukuthi itshe lethuna likaJohn McCaffrey emathuneni aseNotre-Dame-Des-Neiges eMontreal, liyabajikijela abadlulayo umunwe ophakathi nendawo.

Angiqiniseki ukuthi bekuhloselwe ukuhlekisa noma ngabe lo mfana ubengumbono nje wobubi, kepha i-epitaph yakhe iyanamathela nakanjani lapho kuvezwa i-acrostic.

Isithombe nge Flickr

# 10 Umbono osebenzayo

Ngithanda ukucabanga ukuthi u-Edith Christine “Tina” Barlow wayengumuntu osebenzayo owayenombono onempilo ngempilo nokufa.

Itshe lakhe eliyinhloko emathuneni aseForest City eSouth Portland, iMaine ngokuqinisekile libonakala likhomba kulokho.

Isithombe nge Zitholele.com

# 11 Thola amanga

UFrancis Eileen Diedrich Thatcher wayenento eyodwa kuphela ayengayisho ngokufa, futhi siqinisekile ukuthi uyazi ukuthi ukhuluma ngani.

UFran ukhulunyelwa emathuneni asePrairie Mound Cemetery e-Oregon, eWisconsin.

Isithombe nge Zitholele.com

# 12 Ukuxhumana Okuqondile

Impilo ka-Elijah Bond, yayijabulisa ngempela. Phakathi kwezinye izinto azenza empilweni yakhe, waba ngumuntu wokuqala ukuba nelungelo lobunikazi ebhodini le-Ouija "njengomdlalo" omakethwa ngobuningi.

Ngaphandle kokuthandwa yibhodi, uBond wanyamalala ekusithekeni komlando kwathi ekufeni kwakhe walaliswa ethuneni elingamakiwe. Kwahlala kanjalo kwaze kwaba cishe eminyakeni eyi-12 eyedlule lapho umqoqi wocwaningo kanye nomqoqi webhodi lemimoya uRobert Murch ekugcineni ekwazile ukuthola indawo yokungcwaba uBond.

Uqale umsebenzi wokuklama itshe eliyinhloko leBond futhi ngemuva kokuthatha iminikelo kanye nokuqongelela imali, uMurch wamisa itshe eliyinhloko ngebhodi eligcwele le-Ouija eliqoshwe ebusweni balo.

Kuyakhanya? Yebo… noma ngicabanga ukuthi kunengqondo. Umuntu kufanele azibuze ukuthi ngabe iBond luhlobo olukhulumayo yini, manje.

U-Epitaph Ouija

# 13 Ukuphela okwesabekayo

UMartha Jane "Mary" McCune ungcwatshwe emathuneni aseCedar City eCedar City, e-Utah, kanti i-epitaph yakhe ilandisa ngezinsuku zokugcina zokuphila kwakhe njengokuthile okuvela kwi-movie esabisayo.

Kubonakala sengathi uMary, owayekhulelwe ngaleso sikhathi, wahlaselwa yinyamazane enesibindi. Waqala ukukhombisa izimpawu zalesi sifo kungakapheli nenyanga, futhi-ke, okunye ungakufunda ngqo etsheni lakhe eliyinhloko.

U-Epitaph Martha

Ukubuyekezwa 'kweMpi Yombango': Ingabe Kuyafaneleka Ukubuka?

Chofoza ukuze ubeke amazwana

Kufanele ungene ngemvume ukuze ubhale amazwana Ngena ngemvume

shiya impendulo

Kumele ube kwangenwa ukuze ngibhale.

Izihloko ezihlobene:amathuna Ama-Epitaphs Waylon Jordan

Ama-movie

'Evil Dead' Film Franchise Ithola Izitolimende EZIMBILI Ezintsha

Kushicilelwe

Izinsuku 2 edlule

April 26, 2024

UTimothy Rawles

Kube yingozi ukuthi uFede Alvarez aqalise kabusha i-horror classic ka-Sam Raimi Abafileyo Ababi ngo-2013, kodwa leyo ngozi yaba nemiphumela emihle kanjalo nokulandelana kwayo okungokomoya Ukuvuka Okubi Kufile ngo-2023. Manje Umnqamulajuqu ubika ukuthi uchungechunge alutholi olulodwa, kodwa ezimbili okufakiwe okusha.

Besivele sazi nge Sébastien Vaniček ifilimu ezayo edingida endaweni yonke ye-Deadite futhi kufanele ibe inkondlo elama efanele yefilimu yakamuva, kodwa sikwengeza lokho. Francis Galuppi futhi Ghost House Izithombe benza iphrojekthi eyodwa kuphela esethwe endaweni yonke kaRaimi esuselwe ku- umqondo wokuthi Galuppi wamisa uRaimi ngokwakhe. Lowo mqondo ugcinwa ngaphansi kweso.

"UFrancis Galluppi ungumxoxi wezindaba owaziyo ukuthi usigcina nini silindile esimweni esishubile nokuthi asishaye nini ngodlame oluqhumayo," uRaimi etshela i-Deadline. "Ungumqondisi okhombisa ukulawula okungajwayelekile esicini sakhe sokuqala."

Leso sici sinesihloko Ukuma Kokugcina E-Yuma County ezodedelwa enkundleni yemidlalo yaseshashalazini e-United States ngo-May 4. Ilandela umdayisi ohambahambayo, “ovaleleke esitobhini sasemaphandleni sase-Arizona,” futhi “uphonswa esimeni esinzima sokuthunjwa ngokufika kwabaphangi ababili bamabhange ngaphandle kokungabaza ngokusebenzisa unya. -noma ebandayo, insimbi eqinile-ukuvikela ingcebo yabo engcoliswe igazi."

UGalluppi ungumqondisi wezikhindi ezimfishane ezihlabahlosile owine indondo ohlanganisa imisebenzi yakhe ehlonishwayo Isihogo Sogwadule Oluphakeme futhi Iphrojekthi ye-Gemini. Ungabuka ukuhlela okugcwele kwe Isihogo Sogwadule Oluphakeme kanye ne-teaser ye Gemini ngezansi:

^{Isihogo Sogwadule Oluphakeme}

^{Iphrojekthi ye-Gemini}

Ukubuyekezwa 'kweMpi Yombango': Ingabe Kuyafaneleka Ukubuka?

Qhubeka Reading

Ama-movie

'Umuntu Ongabonakali 2' “Useduze Kwanokuba Kwake Kwake Kwaba Khona” Ukwenzeka

Kushicilelwe

Izinsuku 2 edlule

April 26, 2024

UTimothy Rawles

Elisabeth Moss ngesitatimende esicatshangelwe kahle kakhulu kusho engxoxweni ngoba Ujabule ngokudabuka Okudabukisayo ukuthi nakuba kube nezinkinga ezithile zokwenziwa Umuntu Ongabonakali 2 likhona ithemba emkhathizwe.

Umsingathi we-podcast UJosh Horowitz wabuza mayelana nokulandelwa nokuthi uma moss nomqondisi ULeigh Whannell base beseduze nokuqhafaza isixazululo ukuze kwenziwe. “Sisondele kakhulu kunangaphambili ekuwuqhekezeni,” kusho uMoss ngokukhulu ukuhleka. Ungayibona indlela asabela ngayo 35:52 maka kuvidiyo engezansi.

^{Ujabule ngokudabuka Okudabukisayo}

Njengamanje u-Whannell useNew Zealand uqopha enye ifilimu esabekayo ye-Universal, Impisi Indoda, okungase kube yinhlansi ethungela umqondo we-Universal Dark Universe ongakaze uzuze noma yimuphi umfutho kusukela u-Tom Cruise ehluleka umzamo wokuvusa abafileyo. The Mummy.

Futhi, kuvidiyo ye-podcast, uMoss uthi unjalo hhayi ku Impisi Indoda ifilimu ngakho-ke noma yikuphi ukuqagela ukuthi iphrojekthi ye-crossover ishiywe emoyeni.

Ngaleso sikhathi, i-Universal Studios iphakathi nokwakha indlu yokuhlala unyaka wonke Las Vegas okuzokhombisa ezinye zezilo zabo zakudala zasesinema. Ngokuya ngokuba khona, lokhu kungaba umfutho isitudiyo esidinga ukuphinda senze izethameli zibe nentshisekelo kuma-IP azo ayizidalwa futhi zithole amafilimu engeziwe enziwe ngokusekelwe kuwo.

Iphrojekthi yaseLas Vegas izovulwa ngo-2025, ihambisane nepaki yabo entsha efanelekile e-Orlando ebizwa ngokuthi. I-Epic Universe.

Ukubuyekezwa 'kweMpi Yombango': Ingabe Kuyafaneleka Ukubuka?

Qhubeka Reading

Izindaba

Uchungechunge luka-Jake Gyllenhaal lwe-Thriller 'Presumed Innocent' luthola idethi yokukhishwa ngaphambi kwesikhathi

Kushicilelwe

Izinsuku 2 edlule

April 26, 2024

UTimothy Rawles

Uchungechunge olukhawulelwe luka-Jake Gyllenhaal Kucatshangelwa ukuthi u-Innocent iyawa ku-AppleTV+ ngoJuni 12 esikhundleni sikaJuni 14 njengoba bekuhleliwe ekuqaleni. Inkanyezi, kabani Road House qala kabusha has ilethe ukubuyekezwa okuxubile ku-Amazon Prime, yamukela isikrini esincane okokuqala ngqa selokhu yavela Ukubulala: Ukuphila Emgwaqeni e 1994.

Kucatshangelwa ukuthi u-Innocent ikhiqizwa ngu UDavid E. Kelley, Irobhothi Elibi lika-JJ Abrams, Futhi Warner Bros. Kuthathelwe ifilimu ka-Scott Turow ka-1990 lapho u-Harrison Ford edlala khona ummeli owenza umsebenzi okabili njengomphenyi ofuna umbulali wozakwabo.

Lezi zinhlobo zama-sexy Thriller zazidumile ngeminyaka yawo-'90s futhi ngokuvamile zaziqukatha iziphetho ze-twist. Nansi i-trailer yeyokuqala:

Ngokuvumelana ne Umnqamulajuqu, Kucatshangelwa ukuthi u-Innocent ayisuki kude nomthombo: “…the Kucatshangelwa ukuthi u-Innocent uchungechunge luzohlola ukuthatheka, ubulili, ipolitiki namandla nemingcele yothando njengoba ummangalelwa elwela ukubamba umndeni nomshado wakhe ndawonye.”

Okulandelayo kwe-Gyllenhaal yi- Guy Ritchie ifilimu yesenzo enesihloko KuMpunga ihlelelwe ukukhishwa ngoJanuwari 2025.

Kucatshangelwa ukuthi u-Innocent iwuchungechunge olukhawulelwe lweziqephu eziyisishiyagalombili oluzosakazwa ku-AppleTV+ kusukela ngomhlaka-12 Juni.