Kubhalwe nguPatti Pauley

Iholide elivelele likaSt. Valentine selifikile kanti ngenkathi abanye benu kungenzeka ukuthi bahlela izinsuku ezishisayo zokudla kwakusihlwa nabathandekayo benu, nina nonke nifuna ngokuphelele ukukhipha izibhakela zomphimbo emcabangweni kaFebhuwari 14. Mhlawumbe uqhamuka ebudlelwaneni kukushiya ulimele, noma mhlawumbe ukusebenzisana okungenampilo manje; noma mhlawumbe niyamenyanya lolu suku nonke futhi yonke into eyisidina ikwenza ufune ukuhlanza.

 

 

Hhayi-ke uma kunjalo, lolu hlu lunikezelwe nonke nina bafundi laphaya enifungile ukuluthanda lolu suku lwezithandani. Esikhundleni sokukunikeza i-ol efanayo "Nawa ama-movie ayi-10 asabekayo ongawabuka ngosuku lwezithandani”Uhlu no IGazi Lami Elinegazi ngaso sonke isikhathi kubonakala sengathi kugcina kuphezulu, nginqume ukukubonisa izibonelo ezinhlanu zezindaba zothando ezimbi kohlobo olwesabekayo. Ngoba uma kwenzeka leli holide lingase likubeke endaweni yokulahla (kwenzeka), okungenani awuzange ugcine unjengalezi ezidabukisayo njengezithandani zama-movie ezesabekayo.

 

Uthando kumafilimu asabisayo kuyisisekelo esivamile cishe kuyo yonke imigqa yesakhiwo. Umfana nentombazane bayahlangana. Umfana nentombazane bathola isilo. Umfana nentombazane balwa nesilo. Umfana nentombazane bathandana ngenkathi benza kanjalo, blah fucking blah. Kodwa-ke kwesinye isikhathi, akulula kangako futhi lokho okugxilwe kuko kwifilimu eyethusayo yindaba yothando eyinhlekelele ngokwako nokuthi i-shit ibonisa ukuthi imizwa ingaba njani ngempela. Ngakho-ke hlala kulezi zinganekwane ezinhlanu zothando nabafundi bomaye, futhi khumbula, ungaba mubi kakhulu.

 

5. Edward Scissorhands

Isihogo esingcwele, lokhu kuyadabukisa njengendaba yesihogo yothando nokulahleka. Kuthathe isikhashana ukuthi uKim afudumele u-Edward ngokunikezwa ukubukeka kwakhe okungahambi kahle futhi, ukukhubazeka. Kodwa-ke, u-Edward wamthanda kusukela ngesikhathi engambheki, kepha isithombe sakhe. Futhi lapho efika wabheka uKim enyameni, kwase kuphelile. Wayenenhliziyo yakhe. Lapho uKim ekugcineni eza ngokuzungeza uthando lukaEdward lwangempela nolumsulwa njengegazi lezintombi ngaye, kwakuyintandokazi enhle kakhulu esesikrinini owake wayibona. Kepha hheyi, bakulolu hlu; Akugcinanga ngalo lonke ilanga nelanga.

Ngemuva kokuphikisana nodlame ngesikebhe sikaKim sedokodo le-ex (Jim), lokho kwaphela ngo-Edward ebulala lo mfana, isixuku esasivele sithukuthele sabantu basedolobheni sabuthana emzini womenzi wakhe ongasekho. Lapho abasebenzi be-pitchfork bebona i-JIm efile manje ngaphandle kwezindonga, isiphetho sika-Edward savalwa. Ebhekene neqiniso elibi lokuthi u-Edward wayengeke ahambisane nokujwayelekile komhlaba wangaphandle, futhi mhlawumbe ebhekene namacala okubulala, bobabili bavumelana ngazwi linye ukuthi wayengcono anyamalale abuyele emthunzini wenqaba yakhe enesizungu. UKim owayenenhliziyo ephukile washiya uthando lwakhe u-Edward waphinda futhi, waphila impilo yokuba yedwa, futhi wahlangana nedolobha lapho u-Edward ashonela khona emzabalazweni noJim. Abazange baphinde babonane. Bantu abahle abaphula inhliziyo.

 

 

4. IKing Kong

Ukushaya isifuba ngaphandle kokwenza isenzo sangempela ngokuphelele. Amabhayisikobho amathathu amakhulu aseKong esesiwathole eminyakeni engama-80 edlule, i-RKO yango-1933 yokuqala, inguqulo ka-Dino De Laurentiis 'yango-1976, kanye nesilo esikhulu sikaPeter Jackson samahora amathathu, konke kuhle kakhulu ukuthembeka kulayini wezindaba ofanayo onomehluko omncane ku ukuxhumana phakathi kobuhle nesilo. Ngakho-ke kulolu hlu oluthile, sizosebenzisa ifilimu engaphansi kwe-1976 njengengxabano yethu.

Uma ufuna inguqulo ende futhi ejulile yobudlelwano phakathi kukaDwan neKong, ungafunda ukuhlela kwami ​​ku-70s flick enhle lapha. Kodwa-ke, sizosika ngqo iphuzu lapha. Ngenkathi iKing Island of Skull Island iphatha umklomelo wayo njengendlovukazi, uDwan wayenesifiso sodumo nenkazimulo kuphela. Izikhathi eziningana, uKong waveza imizwa yangempela yozwelo ngomuntu, kwathi uDwan wagcina ngokumthengisa kulowo dick, uCharles Grodin ukuze athole imali nokwaziwa ngokushesha. Futhi uKong ompofu uyahambisana nayo ukushweleza othandekayo wakhe, aze akholelwe ukuthi uyasongelwa. Ngemuva kwalokho sonke isihogo siyagqashuka. Ngabe uzizwe kabi ngokuphela kabuhlungu komvikeli wakhe, nakanjani uzenzile. Futhi ugcina eyedwa phakathi nalokho abekade ekulwela ekuqaleni. Udumo. Konke ngentengo yokulahlekelwa ubudlelwano bakhe noJack, kanye nokuxhumana kwakhe okuxakile noKong okwagcina kunguye obhekene nokufa kwakhe.

Phantom of the opera

NjengakuKong, inganekwane enhle yothando nomaye lokho Phantom of the opera, iye yahlanganiswa kaninginingi kumafilimu kwezeshashalazi; okwenza kube elinye lamafilimu amahlazo amakhulu futhi azwakala kakhulu eminyakeni eyikhulu edlule. Kodwa-ke, isithonjana se-Universal horror uClaude Rains esiveza le ndoda ekhubazekile othandweni, iyintandokazi yakudala futhi eyintandokazi.

U-Erique Claudin (u-Rains) udikibele ngemuva kokuxoshwa eminyakeni yakhe ende yokuba ngumdlali we-violin eParis Opera House ngenxa yokuhluleka kwezitho zakhe. Manje, ukube u-Erique wayebeke eceleni imali angabe ulungile. Kodwa-ke, le ndoda yayithandana ngasese nomculi osemncane we-Opera futhi ozayo uChristine Dubois; futhi ubelokhu exhasa buthule izifundo zomculo wenkanyezi ezayo.

 Ngethemba lokuziphilisa, uClaudin ubhala futhi athumele ikhonsathi ye-Opera House. Ngemuva kokukhathazeka lapho engatholi zwi ngesimo sakhe se-operetta, le ndoda ithatha uhambo oluya kubashicileli ukuze ithole ukuthi bebe umculo wakhe. Emzabalazweni nesela le-concerto, i-acid iphonswa ebusweni bukaClaudin futhi i-Phantom ene-ajenda izalwa.

Lezo zinhloso ukubona uthando lwakhe luphumelela. Mhlawumbe wahamba ngokweqile ngokubulala ukuhola kwabesifazane kwelinye lama-opera uChristine wayengumfundi ongaphansi, futhi ebeka ikhandlela elikhulu ezilalelini, kodwa eh, singobani isihogo ukwahlulela inhliziyo yomuntu? Phakathi kweziyaluyalu uClaudin ushanela uChristine esitimeleni ngaphansi komhlaba futhi umemezela uthando lwakhe ngaye. UChristine namanje akazi ukuthi wake waba ngumngani wakhe othandekayo, kanti noClaudin akazidalulanga ukuthi ungubani, wamshiya esaba kanye nesihe sale ndoda esifihle ubuso. Uqala ukudlala ngopiyano lwakhe futhi unxusa uthando lwakhe ukuba luhlabelele ikhonsathi ayelibhalele yena. Okwamanje, abasizi ababili bakaDubois bayamsiza, belandela imisindo yomculo. Lapho befika kulaba bobabili, omunye ushisa isibhamu ophahleni, achoboze uClaudin aze afe.

Ngemuva kwalokhu, uChristine uyabona ukuthi lowo owayemthumbile kwakunguClaudin, futhi ngokumncoma wayethe wayehlale ezizwa “ekhangwa nguye”. Ngaleyo ndlela eshiya abangase babe ngamasoka akhe ngemuva kokuhlonipha owesilisa obemthanda aze afe, futhi egxile emsebenzini wakhe wokucula kuphela.

 

 

Isikhwehlela

“Abantu bake bakholwa ukuthi uma umuntu efa, igwababa lithwala umphefumulo walo liyise ezweni labafileyo. Kepha kwesinye isikhathi, kwenzeka into embi kangangoba usizi olubi luthwalwa ngayo futhi umphefumulo awukwazi ukuphumula. Bese kuthi kwesinye isikhathi, kwesinye isikhathi, igwababa lingabuyisa lowo mphefumulo ukubuyisela izinto ezingalungile. ”

Indaba elusizi yothando esebenza njengesakhiwo sendawo ngawo-1994 Isikhwehlela, kanye nenhlekelele yempilo maqondana nokushona kukaBrandon Lee ekusithekeni kwale filimu ethandekayo, kwanele ukwenza ukuvuvukala kwemigudu yanoma ngubani. UShelly no-Eric babeyizinhloso zobudlelwano. Ukujula kothando luka-Eric ngentokazi yakhe, yilokho okuphupha njalo ngosuku olulodwa. Okwenza le ndaba ibe ngeyodwa edabukisa kakhulu engingayicabanga. Isimo esinesihluku sokubulawa kukaShelly no-Eric, senza uDraven abuye ethuneni ngonyaka owodwa ukuzophindiselela ukufa kwabo okungazelelwe. Ngaphansi kokuqondiswa kwegwababa, uDraven ulandelela abenzi bobubi futhi ubenze bahlupheke egameni lothando lwakhe olulahlekile.

Kodwa-ke, ukwaneliseka kokubona esinye sezelelesi ezinkulu zibethelwa nge-gargoyle (isigcawu sokukhahlela izimbongolo), akukuhlehli okwedlule njengoba u-Eric ebuyela ethuneni likaShelly. Lokho okwake kwaba khona manje akukaze kube khona kodwa, uma abantu esibathandayo bebiwe kithi, indlela yokuba siphile ngayo akusoze siyeke ukubathanda. Izakhiwo ziyasha, abantu bayafa, kepha uthando lwangempela lumi kuze kube phakade.

Impukane (1986)

Ngaphezulu kokuba ngesinye sezikhumbuzo eziphezulu ezesabekayo zesikhathi sonke, iCronenberg's The Fly kungaphezu nje kwe-monster movie.Ngaphandle kokungabaza, kungenye yezindaba ezidabukisa kakhulu, futhi ezibuhlungu kakhulu umuntu angazibuka zivela esibukweni. Uthando lukaSeth noVeronica olunomoya ovunguzayo lubukeka futhi luzwakala luthembeke kakhulu, njengoba laba bobabili benamakhemikhali amangalisayo akholwa ukuthi akumunce ngqo kulo mhlaba ongajwayelekile wama-telepod, izinambuzane nosizi. Futhi kukushiya udoti olushisayo lwezinyembezi ne-puke- ngoba mina nawe sobabili siyazi ukuthi le movie ingakhipha kalula umhlanzo we-projectile wokumangala.

Njengoba nje izinto zazifudumeza umsunguli wobuhlakani nentatheli, ukuzama okuzenzakalelayo kwama-telepods kaBrundle kuhamba kabi kakhulu lapho impukane inyonyoba ingena komunye wama-pods noSeth, okuholele ekuhlanganisweni kwe-DNA. Ngokungafani nefilimu ka-1958 iVincent Price, uguquko lukaBrundle alwenzeki ngokushesha, futhi ekuqaleni uSeth uzizwa ejabule futhi enamandla. Vele, siyazi ukuthi lezo yiziphuzo nje ezigeleza emithanjeni yakhe. UVeronica uyabona ukuthi kukhona okungahambi kahle ngothando lwakhe olutholakele, futhi njengoba uSeth ezothola maduzane, ulunge ngendlela eyingozi.

Elinye lamaphuzu abalulekile elizwakala njengesihlabi enhliziyweni yababukeli, yinkulumo kaBrundlefly eshintshe isigamu eya kuVeronica mayelana “nepolitiki yezinambuzane”. UVeronica unesifiso sokusiza uSeth, nokho uBrundle uyazi ukuthi ungaphezu kosizo lwakhe futhi umyalela ukuba aqhele kude njengoba ezwa ukuthi isinambuzane esingaphakathi kuye sesifikile manje.

“Kumele uhambe manje, futhi ungaphinde ubuye lapha. Wake wezwa ngepolitiki yezinambuzane? Nami anginayo. Izinambuzane azinayo ipolitiki. Banonya kakhulu. Akunazwelo, akukho ukuyekethisa. Ngiyisinambuzane esiphuphe ukuthi siyindoda futhi sayithanda. Kepha manje iphupho seliphelile… futhi isinambuzane siphapheme. Ngithi… Ngizokulimaza uma uhlala. ” 

UKUQHAWULA ISITOLO.

Ukukhahlela okukhulu ku-dick kusekupheleni nokho. Uhlanya uBrundle ngombono wokumxuba, futhi uVeronica okhulelwe manje ohlangene kuma-telepods ubukeka njengempendulo yenkinga yakhe. Ngosizo lomuntu okhathazekile, yize ayenguthandi futhi esebenza noRonnie, uyakwazi ukweqa eshiya i-DNA kaBrundle ukuthi ihlanganiswe ngephutha uqobo lwayo. Manje sesine-human-fly-telepod eshintshiwe. Usizi oluhle. USeth efinyelela ngaphakathi ngaphakathi kumlingani wakhe ongumuntu, ngokunyenya ubamba isibhamu anaso uVeronica okhathazekile ngesandla asikhombe ekhanda, enxusa uthando lwakhe ukuba luphele uhlanya. UGeena Davis oshayayo uthobela futhi aqhume ubuchopho bukaGoldblum, asinikeze isiphetho esidabukisa kakhulu kunoma iyiphi ifilimu ethusayo.

Ugh. Uthando luyanuka.