Ukubonga. Isikhathi sokuhlangana nomndeni, sidle size singakwazi nokunyakaza, futhi ngokujwayelekile, kufanele sibonge ngezinto esinazo. Ngakwesokudla?

Kulungile?

Kulungile, kuhle, mhlawumbe yileyo ndlela eyenzeka ngayo eHallmark Channel, kepha singabathandi bama-movie abesabekayo, futhi ngithanda ukucabanga ukuthi lokho kusenza sibhekane namaqiniso ngalezi zinto.

Siyazi ukuthi ukuhlangana kwemindeni akuyona njalo into abaqhekeziwe ukuba babe yiyo. Siyazi ukuthi umama uyamzonda ubaba okuncane ngokumshiya yedwa ekhishini usuku lonke epheka ngenkathi ehleli egumbini lokuphumula ebuka ibhola. Siyazi ukuthi u-Anti Marge uzosebenzisa isikhathi sakhe esiningi ekutshela ukuthi wenzeni okungalungile ngempilo yakho ngendlela enobudlova engenzeka. Futhi siyazi ukuthi uMalume uJoe uzofakwa kuplastikhi bese edlula ekhoneni ngemuva kokubeka imibono engafanele kuwo wonke umuntu emndenini. Ngesinye isikhathi, kukho konke lokho, okungenani abazala bakho abathathu bazoshaya indawo yokubilisa baphonse izibhakela ezimbalwa.

Kulungile, ngakho-ke mhlawumbe konke lokho akwenzeki, kepha akukhona konke ukukhanya kwelanga, uthingo, nokubonga futhi siyakwazi. Kuyidrama nobuhlungu nokuzama ngamandla ukuthola okuthile ongabonga ngakho.into ethile… noma yini.

Ngalokho engqondweni, ngibeka lolu hlu oluncane ndawonye. Eminye yale mindeni yamabhayisikobho ethusayo imbi kakhulu, futhi mhlawumbe, mhlawumbe, lapho umndeni wakho ukucindezela, lokhu kuzokusiza ukuthi udlule.

Futhi, mhlawumbe uma unenhlanhla, ungaphonsa eyodwa kwisidlali se-DVD futhi ubuke ndawonye!

# 1 Indoda, Owesifazane, Nezingane ku Abantu Abangaphansi Kwezitebhisi

Emuva ngo-1991, uWes Craven wasibusisa futhi wasidida nathi Abantu Abangaphansi Kwezitebhisi.  Indoda nowesifazane babengumfowabo nodadewabo, kodwa kwakukhona okunye okwakwenzeka lapho. Ngisho, lelo sudi le-Gimp?! Futhi-ke zonke izingane ababenazo zihlala ezindongeni zabo… yebo, uma kukhona okuzokwenza uzizwe ungcono ngomndeni wakho, kungaba yilokhu.

# 2 Umndeni wakwaSawyer ungene I-Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Bangama-psychopaths ... amazimuzimu… nomfowethu omkhulu uLeatherface empeleni ufaka izifihla-buso ezenziwe ebusweni babantu. Le yi-movie ephelele okufanele uyikhumbule lapho izihlobo zakho ziqala ukuthethana ngesidlo sakusihlwa sokubonga engikushoyo, okungenani akekho owesifazane oklabalalayo oboshwe futhi onegazi ekugcineni kwetafula. Ngiyethemba awu…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs3981DoINw

# 3 Umndeni wakwaDavison ku Ulandelayo

KULUNGILE, ngakho uma uthi nhlá, lo mndeni uphelele ngokuhlekisa. Ucebile… ubukeka kahle… banakho konke. Ngemuva kwalokho uthola ukuthi omunye wabazalwane uqashe ababulali ukuthi bakhiphe wonke umuntu emndenini oqoqekile. Ini?! Yebo, yingakho lenze uhlu.

# 4 Umndeni ungene Amagquma Anamehlo

KULUNGILE, ngakho-ke ake siqale ngokucacisa ukuthi angikhulumi ngomndeni ojikelezayo. Ngikhuluma "ngomndeni" wangempela wabantu abakhubazekile, abadla inyama abahlasela umndeni ojikelezayo. Futhi angicabangi ukuthi ngidinga ukuchaza ukuthi kungani lowo mndeni othile wenza lolu hlu.

# 5 Abashayeli bangena I-Crimson Peak

Ngenkathi umqondo wawukhona lapho owesilisa nowesifazane ku Abantu Abangaphansi Kwezitebhisi babebandakanyeka ebudlelwaneni bohlobo oluthile lwezihlobo, I-Crimson Peak akazange adlale. UJessica Chastain noTom Hiddleston badlala udadewabo nomfowethu ngendlu endala futhi enomlando wobudlelwano obuhle. Kuyisihogo sendaba yesipoko esinomkhaya ongasebenzi kahle naphakathi nendawo.

# 6 AmaTorrances angene The Shining

Akunandaba ukuthi ukhetha yiphi inguqulo, oNkulunkulu noStephen King bahlangana ukudala isiphepho esifanele semindeni engasebenzi ku The Shining. Udlame lwasekhaya, ukuhlukunyezwa, ukuphuza ngokweqile, ukubiza kanjalo. Kuphelele lapho. Cabanga nje ukuthi umndeni wakho uhlangana e-Overlook futhi izinto zingangcono kangcono.

# 7 Yonke imindeni eyodwa ku- IT

Ngisho, ngabe wawukhona umndeni owodwa kule filimu IT lokho bekujwayelekile nje? Umndeni kaBill ukushaya indiva ukushona kwendodana yabo uGeorgie; Ubaba kaBeverly Marsh owayezitika ngonina; Unina ka-Eddie oqhoshayo? Lezi zingane bezinemindeni ethile ephazamise konke futhi zihlala endaweni eyodwa!

Yebo, lapho ukhona! Imindeni eyisikhombisa edideke ngokuphelele okufanele okungenani ithathe enye ingcindezi ku-Thanksgiving yakho! Bangezinye zezintandokazi zami. Yimiphi eminye yakho? Sazise kumazwana abekiwe!