Kubhalwe nguPatti Pauley

Ngibhale uma ufisa njenge- “nostalgic horror blogger”, kodwa ngidumele uma ngingenzanga ngizwe kahle ngokuxoxa ngempilo ye-retro nangezikhathi ezingalibaleki kusukela ebusheni bethu ezisenze saba abalandeli be-horror esiyibo namuhla. Futhi, ngine-inkling abanye benu abathanda ukwehla ngomzila wememori futhi, futhi-ke niyakwenza! Umbukiso wamanje osizungezile emphakathini wanamuhla ungakucindezela, kukhathaze futhi kucindezele lapho ufika kuwo. Ngakho-ke uma ngingakunika indlela yokuphunyuka imizuzu emihlanu nje bese ngikunikeza ama-fuzzies azizwa kamnandi endaweni yezindaba ezithile noma yini, ngijabule impela ukuvuma. Futhi namhlanje sizobheka emuva kokunye okupholile, bese sikulahla, abalingiswa abesabekayo kumabhayisikobho ezingane.

 

Ukucacisa futhi kucace, abalingiswa engizokhuluma ngabo namuhla akuveli kwifilimu ethusayo ngasese, kepha kushiye isitembu sokwesaba ngaphakathi kwefilimu yezingane futhi bagcwalisa uphethiloli owanele wamaphupho amabi izinsuku emiqondweni yethu emincane entekenteke. Lezi zinhlamvu kwakuyizilo ezilinganiswe ngu-G zobuntwana bethu futhi zavula indlela yokulangazelela kwethu uhlobo oluhlasimulisayo ngokwazo okuholela ekutholakaleni kwezimpawu ezinjengalezi UFreddy Krueger futhi UMichael Myers. Ngakho-ke ake sime emuva sihalalisele la maqhawe angaziwa angathathwa njengama-blazerunners ekuqaleni kobudlelwano obuhle nohlobo sonke esiluthandayo futhi esilwazisa ngabayisikhombisa, kulokhu engicabanga ukuthi, yizona ezisongela kakhulu ezisuka kumafilimu anobungane bezingane.

 

 

ET Okwengeziwe Komhlaba

Hleka uma kufanele, kepha uma kwenzeka, AKUQONDA LUTHO FUTHI LOKHU AKUKUTHATHANGA KANJANI INDODANA?! Lalela, ngakhulela kumafilimu asabisayo. Futhi ngenkathi iningi lisanda kunikeza ukuzijabulisa okuhle kimi nokwesaba okungatheni, isihogo ngangihlekisa ngoFreddy noKincaid abavela ku-Dream Warriors, u-E fuckin 'T wanginikeza amaphupho amabi kakhulu. Futhi ubaba wami, ngendlela efanele yokuba ngumzali uwina imfashini azi ngokungakhululeki kwami ​​nomfokazi onentamo ende, wandulele ukubeka iphosta yalesi sithole esincane ngaphezu kombhede wami ngiseneminyaka emithathu yobudala. Ingquza enjalo ihambisa uBaba. Tho, ngizovuma ukuthi i-aphula aliweli kude nesihlahla futhi lokhu yinto engingayenza 100% ezinganeni zami.

Noma kunjalo, lesi siqeshana sephethiloli esesabisayo, neminwe yakhe emathambo emide ethinta isigaxa, enweba intamo yakhe njengezinqa elincane, futhi inhliziyo yakhe ebomvu ekhanyayo yizinto zamaphupho amsulwa amsulwa. O, yebo, lowo mfokazi omncane uyi-zombie. Kulele lapho konke okumhlophe, okuyisipoki, futhi ummm KUFILE; bese kuba nemithombo yempilo ebanga udoti ongafundile mayelana nezingcingo. I-GTFO.

Futhi, nakhu ET usike kabusha njenge-trailer eshaqisayo. Thola empeleni. Nembile.

 

 

IMarge enkulu- Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Yessir. Kwakuyingozi embi kunazo zonke engake ngazibona. Umshayeli wamaloli ongaqondakali osemgwaqeni omkhulu we-Alamo kaSir Wee wasePee ubonakale kafushane efilimini yokuqala kaHerman, esebenza njengesiqondisi somqondisi we-goth-fantasy master uTim Burton, ushiye umthelela omkhulu enkolweni zakudala. Kakhulu, noma ngabe awukaze uyibone i-movie isikhathi esithile, wena okungenani, khumbula iLarge Marge. Ngakho-ke lokho kukodwa kuyamangaza futhi kukhombisa ukuthi hlobo luni lomthelela wengqondo lo mlingiswa abenawo futhi uqhubeka nokuwakha ngayo yonke i-veiwing yale flick yakudala. Inguquko yeClaymation ekhombisa ifomu likaMarge langempela iyamangaza futhi iyesabisa njengoba yayinjalo eminyakeni engama-30 edlule. Ngakho-ke, uma kube umzuzu oshisayo selokhu ungene ngaphakathi Ukuzijabulisa Okukhulu KwePee Wee, yitshele i-Large Marge ithumele yah futhi pop kulowo mcebo wezwe kusihlwa!

 

 

Umthakathi Omkhulu Ophakeme- Abathakathi

Okokuqala, lapho siqala ukubeka u-Angelica Huston njengo-Grand High Witch, sasibona kalula esinye sezidalwa ezinhle kakhulu kule planethi. Kuze kube yilapho aze akhumule ubuso bakhe, khona-ke ukudla okulula okungcwele ..

Ngaphambi kokuba ahehe umhlaba njengoMorticia Addams, uHuston wasinika ithuba lesibili lokuqagela lelo bha likashokholethi esitolo sikaswidi njengoba abulala ngokuphelele nangokungabi nesikhathi esingcono, wasithokozisa njengabesifazane ababi kakhulu emhlabeni Abathakathi. Ngokusobala esinye sezikhathi ezesabisa kakhulu kusuka endabeni kaRoald Dahl esefilimini, yisigcawu esisegumbini lenkomfa yehhotela lapho bonke laba besifazane abangalungile besusa amawigi namagilavu ​​abo, benikeza amakhanda nezandla ezigcwele insumpa; futhi-ke ukwembulwa okukhulu koMthakathi Omkhulu Ophakeme, uMthakathi oPhezulu wabo bonke. Futhi oh man, bamnikeze yini uHuston impatho yokubaleka. Uphinde wakhuluma ngezwi eliphakeme okwamanje, elisongelayo ongeke ukwazi ukusiza kepha uthole ukuqhuma kwamaqhubu. Ikakhulukazi lapho ethola uSUPER PISSED komunye umthakathi oyisimungulu owaphonsela inselelo uhlelo lomholi wakhe lokuqeda izingane zomhlaba. Lokhu kwenzeka-ke…

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