Yenza kabusha. I-Biopic. Ngokusekelwe endabeni yeqiniso. Kudlalwa uBruce Willis. Wonke lawa amafulegi abomvu uma kuziwa kumamuvi, kodwa kungase kungabi khona ifulegi elibomvu elikhulu kunegama elithi “sequel.” Wonke umuntu uyakwazi; ngisho nabakhiqizi bamafilimu nabaphathi, nakuba lokho kungakaze kubavimbe ekubuyiseni izilo eziyimifanekiso, abafokazi, ababulali, izipoki, nezidumbu ekuphileni.

Kodwa-ke, ngezikhathi ezithile, uchungechunge oluthusayo lungaveza inkondlo elama emba indawo entsha, luqhubekisele izinganekwane zalo ezindaweni ezintsha, futhi luthole okusha ongakusho. Angase abe yivelakancane, kodwa akhona. Kumele wazi ukuthi ubheke kuphi...

Ukusa Kwabafileyo:

Ulilandela kanjani elinye lamafilimu ethusayo anamandla, anethonya, futhi ahlobene nomphakathi awo wonke umuntu? Ungeza okwengeziwe: isikali esengeziwe, ukugegetheka okwengeziwe, umlingiswa omningi, ukuphawula okwengeziwe, amahlaya amaningi, kanye nama-zombies engeziwe. Ngisho noma yenziwe ngesabelomali esifushane, i-Romero yakwazi ukukhulisa i-ante kulokhu kuchithwa kwegazi okukhulu, okunodlame oludlulele.

Imiswe ngemuva kwezindawo zokudlela ezingenalutho nezitolo zezingubo, abantu abane benza okuhle kakhulu okuvela ku-Rambo njengoba begenca amakhulukhulu ama-Zombies. Mhlawumbe isitolimende sesibili asilona iqiniso njengesokuqala, kodwa i-Dawn ayiphathelene namaqiniso. Imayelana nokukhuphula ivolumu iye ku-11 futhi uyiyeke iklebhule.

Umakoti kaFrankenstein:

Ezinye zangasoze zabuna zakwa-Universal zibonakala zixakile kulezi zinsuku (uxolo, Dracula) kodwa akunjalo nge-sequel ka-James Whale yango-1935, ehlasimulisa umzimba, enhle, futhi ehlekisayo njengedethi eyimpumputhe. Njengoba ukudalelwa bekungaba njalo, i-Frankenstein ihlelwe nesinye isilo. Okubi kakhulu ukuthi umdubule phansi, ihlombe elibandayo elingabonisi kahle kubo bonke abathintekayo.

Noma ubani owenqatshiwe angakuqonda ukusabela kukaFrankenstein, futhi uMkhomo unikeza uKarloff zonke izinto azidingayo ukuze ahlanganise inunu ehlobene. Ubungane? Hlola. Isizungu? Hlola. Uthanda intshisekelo? Hlola. Zonke izakhi zikhona ukwenza uMlobokazi waseFrankenstein ubuciko bobuntu. Konke okushodayo yizinto ezimbalwa ezithusayo ezinhle.

I-Evil Dead 2:

Okuncane okuningi? Pshhht. Mtshele lokho Sam Raimi. Inkosi yesibhicongo, uRaimi uthole injabulo ephambene ngokujikijela izilo eziningi esikrinini kunama-hipster eBrooklyn.

Ungangikholwa? Hlola Okubi Okufile 2. Le filimu ihlezi izenzela, iqala ngo-Ash enquma ikhanda lentombi yakhe ephethwe yimimoya futhi iphethe ngokuthi u-Ash ehlome isaha engalweni yakhe. Kugcwele izinzwa, ngendlela enhle.

Ukuthula KwamaWundlu:

Abanye bangaphikisa ngokuthi akuyona i-sequel. Ngingaphikisa ukuthi ngokuqinisekile, okungenani ingxenye, futhi leyo ngxenye ibuyela emuva I-Manhunter. U-Hannibal Lecter waqala ukubonakala ku-Mann's Directorial debut, kodwa akazange abe nesikhalo esifanayo nanjengoba ayenzile ekulandeleni. Futhi wayengakwenza kanjani?

U-Anthony Hopkins usinike umbulali we-serial ongcono kakhulu wesikhathi sonke. Isikhathi. Uhlafuna isikrini kuzo zonke izigcawu, i-montage, kanye ne-monologue. Uyacimeza futhi uyagqolozela futhi asho izinto ezinjengokuthi, “Nginomngane wakudala esizodla sakusihlwa.” Uyisizathu sokuthi sibuke Ukuthula KwamaWundlu, nesizathu sokuba kusohlwini lwethu.

Umsebenzi Ongajwayelekile 3:

Ukuhleka usulu uma uthanda (angikuzwa), kodwa ngibheka lona njengobuciko obunesabelomali esiphansi, obungagcini nje ngokuvuselela i-franchise edumile kodwa namanje buyingcweti yokuthi ungasusa kanjani ukungezwani ngezinsizakusebenza ezilinganiselwe. Kakhulu njenge Iphrojekthi yeBlair Witch, u-Henry Joost no-Ariel Schulman bajikijela konke ababenakho (ezezimali nokunye) emcabangweni otholiwe wezithombe abazi ukuthi uzosebenza-futhi umfana wakwenza.

Ithimba labadidiyeli bamafilimu lenza inqwaba yezigebengu ezihlakaniphile; ifeni enyakazayo ikugcina usonqenqemeni njalo, futhi i-nanny cam izwa sengathi i-stroke yobuhlakani. Futhi, inesinye seziphetho ezinhle kakhulu zika-2011. Ubani owayazi ukuthi ukufa kungabanda kangaka?

Aliens:

Nakuba ngokuvamile kufakwe ohlwini esigabeni sezinganekwane, ukulandela kuka-Ridley Scott ku-Alien kufaneleka kalula njengomunye wamafilimu athusayo asebenza kahle kakhulu ekhulwini lama-20. Okwangempela kuyethusa ngokwaso, kodwa le nguqulo igxilisa yonke inhlobo yemininingwane esabekayo kuzo zonke izigcawu, zonke kodwa zigeleza ngomuzwa wokuphola, futhi ziziqhayisa ngeqhawekazi elingakuhlula nakanjani empini. Lezi zici, ngaphezu kokuhlanganiswa okuhle, zikwenza kube okufanele ukubuke.

I-Inferno:

Ungachitha impelasonto yonke ufunda umsebenzi wokuqala kaDario Argento (Suspiria, Demons, Deep Red) kodwa lolu cezu lwe U-Giallo osabekayo ungomunye wabaqondisi abahamba phambili. Ukulandela i-Suspiria, enye futhi ifilimu cishe okungenakwenzeka ukuyichaza.

Njengephupho, elingahlangani, lihle ngokuhlanya, futhi elixakile ngendlela exakile, i-Inferno ikhuluma ngoMama Wobumnyama, umthakathi ophethe ibhilidi elihlala eNew York. Inqwaba yabantu ingena esakhiweni, kodwa bambalwa abake baphume. Kukhona amakati, amagundane, izinyoka, amafasitela aphahlazekile, amaphasishi abomvu klebhu, nezindlu zangaphansi ezigcwele igazi. Sawubona, kungaba kubi kakhulu…kungaba seNew Jersey.

Emavikini angu-28 kamuva:

28 Days kwesikhathi yaqhuma endaweni eyesabekayo ngo-2002 futhi yathola abalandeli ngokushesha emhlabeni wonke–sabe sesithola enye inkondlo elama, eyayiyinhle ngandlela thize. Imiswe kumphumela osheshayo weyoqobo, 28 Weeks Later iqala ngokuthi iBrithani izame ukubuyela emuva futhi iphethe umhlaba uguqe ngamadolo. Iwuhlobo lwefilimu ewubhubhane obeluzoba luhle eminyakeni emithathu edlule kodwa luzwakala kancane manje.