Imuvi eyodwa ingabambezeleka izikhathi ezingaki ngaphambi kokuthi siyiqede? U-Sony unethemba lokuthi sisazosebenza UMorbius, ngisho nangemva kokuthuthela kwefilimu (futhi) kuya ku-April 1, 2022. (Uma kuyihlaya loSuku lwe-April Fool, abalandeli ngeke bahleke.) Kodwa senzani ngaleso sikhathi lapho sonke sasilungele lokho kungenzeka ube yi-badass vampire flick?

Ukukubeka ngamafuphi, sekuyisikhathi sokuthi ukhiphe lawo ma-DVD noma ungene kumanethiwekhi akho okusakaza ayintandokazi futhi uvakashele amanye ama-bloodsuckers angcono kakhulu owake wabonisa isikrini. I-vampire ibilokhu iyinsika yefilimu kusukela ezinsukwini zayo zakuqala ngokuthula kuka-FW Murnau. Nosferatu emuva ngo-1922. Yathatha imibono yezilaleli. Babethuswa ukubona u-Count Orlock, futhi bafuna okwengeziwe.

Umqondisi kamuva wamangalelwa yifa lika-Bram Stoker ngokuphulwa kwe-copyright, futhi sacishe salahlekelwa yiyo sonke isikhathi. Noma kunjalo, ufakazele ukuthi indaba ye-vampire ingadonsa futhi ingadonsa izethameli, iphuzu elifakazelwe futhi eminyakeni eyikhulu edlule.

Ngivuma ngokugcwele ukuthi ingenye yezinhlobo ezingaphansi zami engizikhonzile. Ngakho-ke, ngenkathi sisalinde u-Jared Leto ngesineke ukuze abonise isikrini UMorbius, nazi ama-vampire engiwathandayo ayisikhombisa (ngokungalandelani okuthile) nokuthi ngingawathola kuphi.

#1 Dracula (1931)–Iqashe ku-Amazon, Apple TV+, Vudu, kanye ne-Redbox

Imbalwa imifanekiso ye-Count Dracula yakudala eke yathwebula ukunyakaziswa, ubukhazikhazi be-gothic, kanye nokwesabeka okucashile kwenganekwane ka-Bram Stoker engcono kunomsebenzi wobuciko ka-Tod Browning odlala no-Bela Lugosi. Ngisanda kuyibona esikrinini esikhulu okokuqala futhi ngijabule kakhulu kusukela kuhlaka lokuqala. Uma ungakaze usibone lesi sakudala se-vampire, asikho isikhathi esifana nesamanje. U-Lugosi unikeza ukusebenza okumangalisayo, kodwa i-Renfield ka-Dwight Frye ivamise ukweba umbukiso.

#2 Izinsuku ezingama-30 zobusuku-Sakaza mahhala ku-PlutoTV. Yiqashe ku-Amazon, Row8, Redbox, naku-Vudu

Lapho idolobhana lase-Alaska lingena shí enyangeni yalo yaminyaka yonke yobumnyama, idlanzana lama-vampire ayingozi, eligazi liwela phezu kwalo. Kudlalwa u-Josh Hartnett no-Danny Huston, ambalwa amafilimu e-vampire afanayo Izinsuku ezingama-30 zobusuku ngesihluku sayo nje. UDavid Slade usikhumbuze ukuthi kufanele sesabe ama-undead futhi kwakuyisifundo esifundwe kahle.

#3 Uhluphekile- Sakaza ku-Amazon Prime

U-Derek Lee no-Clif Prowse babhale, baqondisa, futhi badlala kuleli filimu eliyigugu elifihliwe le-vampire mayelana nabangane ababili abathathe uhambo lokuphila kwabo bonke. Nokho, ngemva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa nje, omunye wabo uhlaselwa usizi oluyimfihlakalo olumbona kancane kancane eba into encane, futhi engaphezulu kakhulu kunomuntu. Kwethulwa ngesitayela sesithombe esitholiwe esinesiphetho esizokushiya onqenqemeni lwesihlalo sakho, Uhluphekile ingelinye lamafilimu angaphansi kwe-radar engijabule kakhulu ngokuwathola.

#4 ukoma-Qasha ku-Amazon, Vudu, kanye ne-Redbox

Ngemva kokuhlolwa kwezokwelapha okuhlulekile, umfundisi ozinikele uthola ukuthi usephenduke i-vampire futhi ukoma kwakhe okusha kumholela endleleni yokuzijabulisa ayekade eziphika yona. Le filimu yaseKorea yinhle njengoba ithusa. Ingoma ye-Kang-ho (silwanyana) izihlabani zefilimu yaseKorea yango-2009 eqondiswe nguPark Chan-Wook (Oldboy).

#5 Vumela Lowo Ofanele- Sakaza ku-Hulu ne-kanopy. Yiqashe ku-Amazon, Vudu, Redbox, nakuFlix Fling

U-Tomas Alfredson uqondise ukujwayela okukhethekile kwenoveli ka-John Ajvide Lindqvist ekhuluma ngomfana omncane, oxhashazwa afunda nabo ekilasini, othola induduzo nobungane ne-vampire yengane. Umqondisi wenze umsebenzi omangalisayo wokuthwebula umbhalo umbhali azijwayeze yena, futhi abalingisi abasebasha abanamakhono abadlala abaphambili bahlukile ngempela. Ngiyacela, ngicela ubuke le filimu hhayi i-American remake!

#6 Ubusuku Bokwesaba-Qasha ku-Amazon, Vudu, kanye ne-Redbox

Njengoba i-campy futhi imnandi njengoba ithusa, Ubusuku Bokwesaba ingenye yalawo mafilimu owabukayo uma ufuna nje ukuzijabulisa. UWilliam Ragsdale udlala indawo kaCharley Brewster, osemusha ogcwele ukukhathazeka okholelwa ukuthi umakhelwane wakhe (uChris Sarandon) uyi-vampire. Njengoba uCharley eqiniseka ngokwengeziwe, ucela usizo lomsakazi we-TV wasebusuku wasebusuku kakhulu (Roddy McDowell) ukuze amsize anqobe isidalwa ngaphambi kokuba alahlekelwe yibo bonke abathandayo.

#7 Abafana Abalahlekile- Sakaza ku-Netflix. Yiqashe ku-Amazon, Apple TV+, Vudu, kanye ne-Redbox

Woza uzofuna ama-vampires, uhlalele i-sexy sax-man. U-Jason Patric no-Kiefer Sutherland bahole abalingisi abahamba phambili nabafikayo emuva ngo-1987 kuJoel Schumacher. Abafana Abalahlekile egxile kumama ongayedwa kanye namadodana akhe amabili abathuthela edolobheni elincane laseCalifornia ukuze baqale kabusha. Lapho umzalwane osemusha osekhulile edonsa ukunaka kwe-coven yendawo yama-vampire, umndeni kuyodingeka ulwele ukuphila kwawo ukuze uhlale ndawonye. Ayikho enye ifilimu efana nayo. Kufana nokudla okunethezekile okunegazi. Awukwazi nje ukuthola okwanele.

#8 Unkosikazi kaJakob-Sakaza ku-Shudder naku-Spectrum TV. Yiqashe ku-Amazon, Vudu, Redbox, naku-Apple TV+

UBarbara Crampton noBonnie Aarons benza ezibukwayo kule ndaba yonkosikazi kangqongqoshe obhorekile ovuka enokoma okungaqediwe ngemuva kokugijinywa nevampire. Inegazi futhi iyahlekisa, ifilimu ifanelwe yizo zonke izindondo ezibekwe ezinyaweni zayo. Uma ungakayiboni, usalindeni esihogweni?!

#9 Ukuxoxisana neVampire- Sakaza ku-Netflix. Yiqashe ku-Amazon, Apple TV+, Vudu, kanye ne-Redbox

Ngibize ngozwela, futhi mhlawumbe nginjalo, kodwa le filimu inendawo yangempela enhliziyweni yami ebilokhu ibuhlungu kusukela kwashona u-Anne Rice ngenyanga edlule. Indaba kaLouis, uLestat, uClaudia, kanye no-Armand iyinganekwane eshanelayo exoxwa kahle ngumqondisi uNeil Jordan, futhi yayiwubufakazi bangempela bezincwadi zikaRice. Ngenye yalawo mafilimu engikwazi ukuwabuka ngokuphindaphindiwe. Nginike i-vampire eguquguqukayo, engaqondakali ngokuziphatha nganoma yiluphi usuku lweviki, futhi ngilapho.

#10 IDracula kaBram Stoker- Sakaza ku-Netflix. Yiqashe ku-Amazon, Vudu, kanye ne-Redbox

Ukujwayela kukaFrancis Ford Coppola kwakudala kukaStoker kuyindaba emnandi, ewohlokayo, egcwele igazi enobalingiswa abakhulisa indaba kuphela. U-Gary Oldman uphenduka ngendlela emangalisayo njenge-vampire ye-titular ehambisana no-Anthony Hopkins noWinona Ryder. Lena enye yalabo onciphisa izibani bese ugoqa ku-SO yakho ukuze uyibuke ebusuku kakhulu.

Ibhonasi: Eduze Kwemnyama

Ngifaka lokhu ohlwini ngoba ngicabanga ukuthi kungenye yezingoma ze-vampire ezinkulu kakhulu ezake zenziwa. Ngokudabukisayo, angikwazanga ukuyithola isakaza noma yikuphi! Ididiyelwe ngu-Kathryn Bigelow no-Lance Henriksen, uBill Paxton, uJenette Goldstein, no-Adrian Pasdar, Eduze Kwemnyama isiphenduke inkolo yezinga eliphakeme kakhulu ngezizathu ezinhle kakhulu. Bekuyinto engafani nanoma yini esake sayibona ngenkathi ikhishwa okokuqala ngo-1987, futhi iseyinombolo eyingqayizivele ohlotsheni lwe-vampire kuze kube namuhla.