Kusukela kokugcina engikwenzile bekuhlanganisa isihloko esinempikiswano (ongasifunda lapha), Nginqume ukuthi ngiyovusa ibhodwe kancane futhi ngibhekane nenye indaba ebucayi emphakathini owesabekayo: Ukubuyisa.

Ngokwami, ngiyakuthanda ukwenza kabusha. Ngiyathanda ukubona ukutolika kwabanye abantu kwamafilimu wakudala. Ngiyathanda uma zifana nezasekuqaleni, futhi ngiyathanda futhi uma zihlukile. Ngibaphatha njengamafilimu ahlukene ngokuphelele, amathonya abolekayo, izingqikithi, nabalingiswa. Uma ungakwenza lokho, ama-remakes awazukulimaza kabi ukubukwa. Futhi noma kunjalo, akufanele. Noma uzonda ukubuyiswa kabusha, okwangempela kuzohlala kukhona! Bekulokhu kwenzeka emakhulwini amaningi eminyaka ngezincwadi nezinganekwane, ngakho-ke ukubuyiswa kabusha kwe-cinema empeleni akuzona ezihlukile futhi akumele kubonakale kumangalisa kangako.

Ngizothatha leli thuba ukuvikela amanye ama-remake engiwathandayo. Lolu uhlu lwe 8 ukwethuka okwesabekayo okukhahlela imbongolo ngokuphelele, ngaphandle kokwamukelwa okubi kubabukeli nabagxeki. Ngaphambi kokufunda lokhu, phefumula kanzima; Ngizimisele ukulimaza imizwa yomuntu ngingahlosile ngalokhu. Kepha xwayiswa kusengaphambili; Angixolisi nganoma yikuphi kwalokhu, futhi uma ngikwenza uhlanye, yishove.

… Ok kodwa ngempela uma ngikucasula noma ngikucasula ngalolu hlu ngiyaxolisa futhi ngiyakuthanda, ngicela ungahlukani nami

 

NgoLwesihlanu umhla zili-13 (2009) [youtube id = "fpKdXnXl93s" align = "right"]

Njengoba ngishilo phambilini, amafilimu amaningi akulolu hlu azongithuka, ngakho-ke ngizokuqeda lokhu. I-2009 NgoLwesihlanu 13th yenza kabusha. Ngiyithandile. Cha, ngangikuthanda; kakhulu, ukuthi ngizokhipha lolu hlu ngalo. UDerek Mears wenze umsebenzi omuhle ekuboniseni uJason, futhi ngizokuma ngakubo. Angikholwa ukuthi le movie ivuselela isondo noma empeleni yenza noma yini engakholeki okungekho enye ifilimu eyake yakwenza, ngicabanga ukuthi kungukuqhubeka okuhle kwe-franchise. Kuyibhayisikobho emnandi, futhi uJason ubukeka emangalisa lapha.

I-Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [youtube id = "janre4HxsX4 ign align =" kwesokudla "]

Ngabe ukhona umuntu oyoke enze enye i-movie ibe nobugagu futhi iphoqe njenge-TCM yasekuqaleni? Cha, mina uqobo angicabangi kanjalo. Kodwa-ke, le filimu ikwenzele ubulungiswa. Kuyi-gory, kuyasolisa, futhi futhi basebenzisa kakhulu i-psychopath enkulu ebambekayo. Ngikujabulele kakhulu ukuthi baphinde bayisebenzisa kanjani eminye imisindo yokuqala evela kwifilimu yasekuqaleni kaTobe Hooper, futhi ngibujabulele nobuhle obumangalisayo bukaJessica Biel. Abagxeki basola le movie ngokuthi ayilutho ngaphandle kokubonisa noma ukuphelelwa yithemba nodlame, ngaphandle kwezimfanelo zokuhlenga. Kubo, ngiphendula ngokumomotheka: “Labo kukhona izimfanelo ezinokuhlengeka! ”

I-Halloween (2007) [youtube id = "IeQiSdznHGo" qondanisa = "kwesokudla"]

Uhlobo lukaRob Zombie lwe Halloween yilokho okwenzekayo uma uthatha i-movie e-creepy yakudala futhi uyiminza ngolimi olunenhlamba nolubi. Yize ngivuma ukuthi nginabagxeki ngokuthi uMnu Zombie angalubeka phansi ulimi ngezinye izikhathi, kuyanezela ebunyameni abezama ukukufeza ngokwenza kwakhe kabusha. Abantu abaningi banenkinga ngokuboniswa kukaMichael Myers ebuntwaneni, kepha ngizwa ngathi kuyanezela kwifilimu. Kumenza abonakale engumuntu othe xaxa, futhi ngithande ukuthola ulwazi oluthe xaxa ekusithekeni mayelana nalokho okungenzeka kube nomthelela kuBig Mike kamuva empilweni.

Amagquma Anamehlo (2006) [youtube id = "C6f9ooGR9iU" align = "kwesokudla"]

Kuleli qophelo ohlwini, uma ungavumelananga nami kuze kube manje, ngethemba ukuthi usuqalile ukubona amanye amaphuzu ami. Ama-movie angenhla ayizipele ezinhle, kepha lokhu kuyi- ngempela ama-remake amahle. Amafilimu amaningi akulolu hlu ngezinhlobo zawo zoqobo abenemikhawulo eminingi abayibekile maqondana nalokho abakwaziyo nokwehluleka ukukukhombisa. Izikhathi eziningi, amafilimu ahlaselwa yimingcele eshiwoyo. Ngiyakukholwa lokho Amagquma Anamehlo yisibonelo esivelele salokho. Imiphumela yokwakha isimo esesabekayo ithuthuke kakhulu ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, ukuthi imvamisa izindlela ezintsha zingasetshenziswa ukufeza ifilimu ebukeka enengqondo.

Nosferatu The Vampyre (1979) [youtube id = "S1Rachk7ipI" align = "kwesokudla"]

Le movie igcina njalo ohlwini lwami. Kuhle kakhulu. Umqondisi uWerner Herzog ukholelwe ukuthi eyokuqala ibe yifilimu enhle kakhulu yaseJalimane eyake yenziwa futhi wazama owaqalekiswa kabi ukuba amelele kahle ifilimu yokuqala kaMurnau. Uhlobo lukaHerzog luyamangalisa. Lihle, lihlelekile, futhi liyaheha. UKlaus Kinski, odlala umlingiswa ongaziwa ebhayisikobho, ubukeka ethusa njengoMax Schreck kowokuqala. Qaphela ukuthi ngisho kanjani cishe. Phila isikhathi eside uWerner Herzog.

Okubi Okushonile (2013) [youtube id = "lWG_w5w8ZLs" align = "right"]

Le movie yathatha ifilimu yasekuqaleni kaSam Raimi wayifaka kuma-steroids. Ucezu lwe-gory cinema olupholisa amathambo ngokuphelele oludinga ukubonwa kaningi, kepha kuphela uma ungalukhipha. Abenzi bamafilimu bakhiphe zonke izitobhi emnyangweni wezonyaka ngalokhu futhi Hewu, kuyanengeka, ngezindlela ezinhle kuphela. Ukulungiswa okuningi kunenkinga yokusebenzisa ngokweqile kwe-CGI. Kule filimu, umqondisi uFede Alvarez uthi akukho noyedwa osetshenzisiwe. Thokozani, nina enizonda i-CGI, jabulani futhi nidumise Okubi Kufile!

I-Thing (1982) [youtube id = "p35JDJLa9ec" align = "kwesokudla"]

Ngizothatha lesi sibonelo ukuqhubekisela phambili iphuzu lami lapho ngithi ukubuyiswa kwemali akufanele kwesatshwe njengabo. Ubuciko bobuciko bukaJohn Carpenter bango-1982, empeleni, babuyimpinda! Awungikholwa? Chofoza lapha. The Thing iqhubeke nokudunyiswa emashumini eminyaka ngemuva kokukhishwa kwayo futhi icishe yathandwa indawo yonke phakathi kwabalandeli bezinto ezethusayo nezinganekwane zesayensi. Ngakho-ke thatha lokho, wena remake naysayers! Ha! IN! YAKHO! UBUSO!

I-Bloody Valentine 3-D yami (2009) [youtube id = "bsRbqpiqkKU" qondanisa = "kwesokudla"]

Ngibeka le filimu endaweni yokuqala ngoba ngikholelwa ukuthi akuyona nje kuphela into enhle, kodwa empeleni iyifilimu engcono kakhulu eyasekuqaleni. Kwenzenjani? Ngabe ushilo nje !? Yebo, yebo ngikwenzile. Okwesimanje IGazi Lami Elinegazi yi-gorefest engabanjwanga enemiphumela ekhethekile emangalisayo. Okwangempela kwakukuhle, ngeke ngikuphike lokho. Kepha kwesinye isikhathi kufanele unikeze udumo lapho kufanele khona isikweletu, futhi yilokho kanye engikwenzayo lapha. Futhi, ngingahle noma ngingabi nayo indoda eqobayo kuJensen Ackles. Woza- lelo gama limnandi nje.

 

Ngiyazi ukuthi ngizothola ukushisa ngalolu hlu, kepha lokho kulungile kimi. Ngicabanga ukuthi lawa ma-movie ayesabeka, futhi njengomlandeli, kungumsebenzi wami ukuwavikela. Mhlawumbe lokhu kungakukhuthaza ukuthi unikeze amanye alawa mafilimu iwashi lesibili ngombono ohlukile.