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Izigcawu ezihamba phambili nama-One-liners avela kuzo zonke iziqephu zesizini 1 se- “Ash vs Evil Dead”

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Masibe ngokoqobo, akekho kithi odinga i-push ukuze athathe isizini yokuqala ye- "Ash vs Evil Dead" ngoLwesibili, ngakho-ke sinalokho engqondweni, ake sivumele lokhu kuvivinya okuncane ezigcawini kanye ne-liners eyodwa kube yisikhumbuzo i-grooviness elinde emkhathizwe osondele kakhulu.

Khumbula, kunezinombolo ezilinganiselwe zamavidyo atholakalayo ku-YouTube we-AvED, kepha sawabeka lapho singawafaka khona ama-gifs lapho kudingeka.

Ngalokho kusho, unezandla ezimbili, ngakho-ke bamba ubhiya obubili kanye neGeritol, ngoba sekuyisikhathi sokudansa!

ISIQEPHU 1 - EL JEFE

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Njengoba uSam Raimi ayengumphathi wesiqephu sokuqala, impi yesitoko nodoli wamademoni ngokusobala yayibuyisela emuva ku-Ash ehlaselwa ngumlotha omncane ngaphakathi komoya Army of Darkness, yingakho ethola ikhanda. Sanikezwa ama-oodle enkulumo kadoti, okokuqala kusuka kudoli, bese ithoyizi eliphethe ukusika ibhokisi lifafazwe uPablo ngehalavu njengomjahi.

DollI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: “Into yokuqala okumele ngiyenze ukubona umfana mayelana nencwadi. Kumele kube khona isipelingi engingakusho ukukuhlehlisa konke lokhu. Enye into yokuqala engifanele ngiyenze i-cardio, ngoba inhliziyo yami igagadla njengekota quarterback ngobusuku be-prom. ”

ISIQEPHU 2 - IBHITI

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Ukudlulela endaweni kaKelly ukuyolanda iNecronomicon, u-Ash uchaza “impilo” kuPablo ngaphambi kokuba umphathi weValue Stop uMnu. Roper avele njengoMuntu oFile esihlalweni esingemuva. Kuvele isiphithiphithi ngama-swichi futhi kuphuke ibhodlela likabhiya lisikiwe futhi lidayishwe, kepha ekugcineni u-Ash unikezela ngokusula kwakhe ngokugcwele nge "Thanks for the head-up" futhi unamathela abaphathi bakhe ekhanda ngefasitela njengoba imoto edlulayo yenza ibhaluni lamanzi likaRoper's cranium.

I-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Ngemuva kokushaya umama kaKelly ebusweni ngesikhathi sokudla kwakusihlwa, uyasukuma aveze ukuthi uKing wayeqinisile ngaso sonke isikhathi - empeleni wayeyi-Deadite. I-Ash imane ifile…

DickISIQEPHU 3 - IZINCWADI EZIVELA NGAPHAMBILI

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Ombukisweni owawugxile e-splastick, ukubizwa kwe-Eligos kwakukubi futhi kusabeka njengoba beza. Ilokhu iqhuqha futhi ikwazi ukubheka okhakhayini lanoma ngubani ehlangana nayo, i-Eligos 'yayiyimbi futhi iyesabeka. ”

Ama-EligosI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Ngenkathi i-riffing ku-Classic Delta 88, u-Ash uphawula ukuthi uma izinto zihamba ngokushesha esitolo sezincwadi, ama-Ghostbeaters angaba nesikhathi sokuma ama-churros, akhombise ngokushesha ukuthi akusiwo umbono wobandlululo ngoba kumnandi nje. UPablo uphendula ngokubuza u-Ash ukuthi uyazi yini ukuthi uPablo akayena owaseMexico uJefe aphendula athi “Lowo ngumoya.” Kuyamangalisa ukuqiniseka, kepha hhayi umnqobi wethu.

“Incwadi ayinangozi…”

ISIQEPHU 4 - BRUJO

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Le kwakuyikholi enzima, kepha ekugcineni, kwakudingeka sihambe nobumnandi u-Ash ayenabo nge-orbs ohambweni lwakhe endaweni kaMalume uBrujo kaPablo. “Hhayi bo. Ungayidli i-EYEBALL!

SmoothI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Esinye futhi isiqephu esinemigqa eminingi okufanele sicatshangelwe. Kusuka kokuthi “Ngingumngani wakho omkhulu” kaRuby kuya ku- “Shoot first, think never never,” besingaya kunoma iziphi izinkomba. Ekupheleni kosuku, sikhethe umugqa o-goofy futhi omfishane, wahlanganisa konke okungu-Ashley Williams.

IbonisaISIQEPHU 5 - UMPHATHI

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Ama-Eligos njengoKelly ayenga uPablo ayemangaza nje. Kwakuhlekisa, UDana DeLorenzo wayemnandi njengesihogo futhi uPablo eveza ukuthi angakhetha ukumanga esiphongweni ngemuva kokutshelwa ukuthi angamqabula nomaphi lapho ethanda khona kwakuyi-cherry yamahlaya phezulu.

Imodi yethamboI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Njengoba u-Ash eboshiwe futhi evaliwe umlomo, uBrujo wazisa iqembu ukuthi angadinga ukusika iNkosi ngommese wakhe we-Ginsu (kodwa hhayi ummese wesinkwa) futhi angakhathazeki ngoba u-Ash uzolahlekelwa umuzwa wakhe wokuhogela nanoma iyiphi injabulo kusuka okhalweni kuye phansi. Okuholele ku…

ISIQEPHU 6 - UMBULALI WABABULALI

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Konke ongakudla e-Western Moose. Sinezingxoxo mayelana ne-racket-stringing. Amakilabhu abalandeli abulalayo noKelly othambisa inyama yesilayidi se-deli Yini enye oyifunayo?

IsikhafuI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Yebo, leso sithenjwa sethenisi ngenhla, sibangcono kakhulu lapho siphuma emcabangweni ocacile we-anti-hero yethu.

IrakhethiISIQEPHU 7 - UMLILO EMGODINI

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Ungase ucabange ukuthi sihamba nezigemegeme zika-Ash no-Amanda zokudlala ngothando kule ndlu, kodwa uzobe uphutha. UPablo ushayela iloli ebuyela emuva ukushaya i-Deadite esihlahleni ngaphambi kokuba uKelly ayigunde ngesibhamu sakhe esisha "girthy" athatha leli khekhe. UPablo ufaka izibhamu ezimbalwa zangemva kokufa kwakhe ezinjengokuthi “I-grammama yami inginike leyo chungechunge” izinto eziqinisa usimende.

Iphutha lamiI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Ukuhamba ehlathini ukuthola i-Lem kanye nenkompiyutha kutholakale uKelly exoxa ngezenzo ze-Ghostbeaters…

EMichigan okumanziISIQEPHU 8 - UMlotha WOMlotha

Isimo esihle kakhulu: "I-Ash vs Evil Dead" ingamahlaya kakhulu njengoba kuyethusa, futhi mhlawumbe kakhulu. Lokho kusho ukuthi, uma uzoxolela le nkulumo, uJill Marie Jones ubulale lesi sigameko ngokufa okukhishwe okuvuse imizwa yangempela. Ukuchaza ngamanye amagama ama-tweeters, kushaya ababukeli lapho bezizwa khona.

AmandaI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: “Wonke umuntu ufela lapha, yimithetho nje kuphela. Ukufa, izintela nokufa okwengeziwe. Futhi angiyikhokhi intela, ngakho engikwaziyo nje wukufa. ”

IzintelaISIQEPHU 9 - SIBOShelwe ENYAMENI

Isimo esihle kakhulu: URuby ukhuluma no-Ash ngokuguqula i-Necronomicon ukuze amkhulule esisindweni esithwele amahlombe akhe isikhathi esingaphezu kweminyaka engamashumi amathathu. Ubuso bencwadi buyasikwa, busonge ogebhezi lukaPablo futhi sifunde ukuthi uRuby akajwayelene neNecronomicon kuphela, kodwa nombhali wayo.

I-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Akulungile 'okungalungile ngesiliva! Ukukhulunywa okuhloniphekile kufanele kuye ku-geography ngu-Ash & Kelly.

Kodwa-ke, indondo yegolide kufanele iye ku-Amanda owethula kalula isingeniso esikhulu kunazo zonke se-Deadite the Ukufa Okubi umkhathi wake wazi.

ISIQEPHU 10 - ESIMNYAMA

Isimo esihle kakhulu: Okuningi okwenzeka egumbini elingaphansi yilokho kanye Ukufa Okubi kumayelana nakho konke, kepha uKelly uqhunyiswa emnyango emvuleni enethayo futhi wazisa ikhabhathi ukuthi "Nguwe nami manje" bekumnandi impela. Ukuthi ushisa indawo futhi uyajabula "Shisa, mntanami, shisa!" kwakungu-gravy nje. Noma ingabe i-groovy?

ShisaI-liner eyodwa ehamba phambili: Siphetha konke okusemandleni ethu okuthi “Ash vs Evil Dead” ngokuthile ongeke ukubone kaningi, omunye umuntu ngaphandle kuka-Ash onegama lokugcina.

"Beka izikhali zakho ubuyele empilweni yakho."

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“Ngesimo Esinodlame” Ngakho Ilungu Lezethameli Ezinobudlova Liziphonsela Phansi Ngesikhathi Sokuhlolwa

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kufilimu esabekayo yemvelo enodlame

Chis Nash (Ama-ABC Okufa 2) usanda kwethula ifilimu yakhe entsha esabekayo, Ngesimo Sobudlova, ku- I-Chicago Critics Film Fest. Ngokusekelwe ekuphenduleni kwezilaleli, labo abanezisu eziminyene bangase bafune ukuletha isikhwama se-barf kulo.

Kunjalo, sinenye ifilimu ethusayo edala ukuthi izethameli ziphume ekuhlolweni. Ngokombiko ovela ku Ukubuyekezwa Kwefilimu okungenani ilungu elilodwa lezethameli liphose phakathi nefilimu. Ungezwa umsindo wokusabela kwezithameli efilimini ngezansi.

Ngesimo Sobudlova

Lokhu kukude nefilimu yokuqala ethusayo efuna lolu hlobo lokusabela kwezithameli. Nokho, imibiko yokuqala ye Ngesimo Sobudlova ibonisa ukuthi le filimu ingase ibe nobudlova obunjalo. Ifilimu ithembisa ukusungula kabusha uhlobo lwe-slasher ngokuxoxa indaba evela ku- umbono wombulali.

Nansi amazwibela asemthethweni efilimu. Lapho iqembu lentsha lithatha ilokhethi embhoshongweni womlilo odilikile ehlathini, lingahlosile livusa isidumbu sikaJohnny esibolile, umoya wokuziphindiselela okhuthazwa ubugebengu obunyantisayo obuneminyaka engu-60 ubudala. Umbulali ongafanga ngokushesha uqala umkhankaso wokuchitha igazi ukuze akhiphe ilokhi eyebiwe, ebulala noma ubani omvimbayo.

Nakuba kuzomele silinde sibone ukuthi Ngesimo Sobudlova iphila kuwo wonke ama-hype ayo, izimpendulo zakamuva X unganikeli lutho ngaphandle kokudumisa ifilimu. Umsebenzisi oyedwa uze enze isimangalo esinesibindi sokuthi lokhu kujwayela kufana ne-arthouse NgoLwesihlanu 13th.

Ngesimo Sobudlova izothola umdlalo wetiyetha okhawulelwe oqala ngoMeyi 31, 2024. Ifilimu izobe isikhishwa ngo- Ukuthuthumela esikhathini esithile kamuva onyakeni. Qiniseka ukuthi ubheka izithombe zephromo kanye ne-trailer engezansi.

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Umdlalo we-movie blockbuster wasehlobo ungene kancane nawo Insizwa Yokuwa, kodwa i-trailer entsha ye Ama-Twisters ibuyisa umlingo nge-trailer eqinile egcwele isenzo nokungabaza. Inkampani yokukhiqiza kaSteven Spielberg, Amblin, ingemuva kwale filimu entsha yezinhlekelele njengaleyo eyandulelayo yango-1996.

Ngalesi sikhathi UDaisy Edgar-Jones idlala inkakha yowesifazane okuthiwa uKate Cooper, “owayejaha isiphepho owahlaselwa isiphepho esibhubhisayo phakathi neminyaka yakhe yasekolishi manje osefunda izindlela zesiphepho kumasikrini ngokuphepha eNew York City. Uyengwe umngane wakhe, u-Javi ukuba abuyele emathafeni avulekile ukuze ahlole uhlelo olusha lokulandela umkhondo. Lapho, uwela izindlela noTyler Owens (Glen Powell), umpetha wenkundla yezokuxhumana ohehayo futhi ongenandaba ochumayo ekuthumeleni imicimbi yakhe yokujaha isiphepho neqembu lakhe eligcwele ulaka, kuba yingozi kakhulu. Njengoba inkathi yesiphepho ishuba, kuvela izinto ezesabekayo ezingakaze zibonwe ngaphambili, futhi uKate, uTyler namaqembu abo aqhudelanayo bazithola besendleleni yezinhlelo eziningi zeziphepho eziguqukela enkabeni ye-Oklahoma empini yempilo yabo. "

Abalingisi be-Twisters bahlanganisa no-Nope UBrandon Perea, Umzila we-Sasha (Uju lwaseMelika), UDaryl McCormack (Izimpumputhe eziphakeme), I-Kiernan Shipka (Izigigaba Ezipholile zikaSabrina), Nik Dodani (Atypical) kanye nomnqobi weGolden Globe I-Maura tierney (Umfana Omuhle).

I-Twisters iqondiswa ngu Lee Isaac Chung futhi ishisa izikhotha July 19.

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U-Travis Kelce ujoyine abalingisi ku-'Grotesquerie' kaRyan Murphy

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Isihlabani sebhola U-Travis Kelce uya eHollywood. Okungenani yilokho UDahmer Isihlabani sika-Emmy esihlomule ngezindondo uNiecy Nash-Betts simemezele ekhasini lakhe le-Instagram izolo. Ufake ividiyo yakhe kusethi entsha Ryan Murphy FX uchungechunge I-Grotesquerie.

“Yilokhu okwenzekayo uma ABANQOBI bexhumanisa‼️ @killatrav Siyakwamukela ku-Grostequerie[sic]!” wabhala.

Umi ngaphandle nje kohlaka u-Kelce ovele angenele athi, “Ngeqela endaweni entsha no-Niecy!” U-Nash-Betts ubonakala ekwi-a ingubo yasesibhedlela kuyilapho uKelce egqoke ngendlela ehlelekile.

Akukho okuningi okwaziwayo ngakho I-Grotesquerie, ngaphandle kwamagama emibhalo kusho umsebenzi ogcwele kokubili inganekwane yesayensi nezinto ezesabekayo ezeqisayo. Cabanga I-HP Lovecraft.

Emuva ngoFebhuwari uMurphy ukhiphe ithiyetha yomsindo I-Grotesquerie ezinkundleni zokuxhumana. Kuyo, Nash-Betts ithi ingxenye, “Angazi ukuthi yaqala nini, angikwazi ukubeka umunwe wami kuyo, kodwa ezahlukene manje. Kube khona uguquko, njengokungathi kukhona okuvulekayo emhlabeni - uhlobo lwembobo eyehlela ebuzeni..."

Akukaze kube khona amazwibela asemthethweni akhishwe mayelana I-Grotesquerie, kodwa qhubeka ubheka emuva iHoror ukuze uthole imininingwane eyengeziwe.

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