Umkhiqizi we "Ash vs Evil Dead" uRob Tapert uqaphele ukuthi inhloso ka "Ashy Slashy" bekungukuphamba u-Ash (Bruce Campbell) entweni ethile yokuhlonipha ama-slasheries angamashumi ayisishiyagalombili uma eseqale umkhankaso wakhe wokucekela phansi iNecronomicon neGhost Beaters.

Futhi bayibethela. Ama-unicorn nakho konke.

Intambo ye-chainsaw yadonsela odongeni lokukhoseliswa olwaluphethe izinto zikaFreddy Krueger futhi yahlaselwa uma uJefe engabukeki enesibindi njengoba eVoorhees'd emahholo.

Kepha ukulahla okubuyisa iso eceleni, akuyona into oyizele lapha, futhi ngiyakwazi lokho.

Ngakho-ke ngokwanele nge-foreplay, ake siye ebhizinisini. Uma ungakaze ubone i- "Ashy Slashy," ngiyanxusa ukuba uchofoze kulokhu okuthunyelwe njengamanje ngoba kukhona abaphangi abakhulu abazolandela.

Njengomuntu ongumlandeli we “Game of Thrones” okhuthele, angikaze ngicasuke kakhulu ngokufa komlingiswa ukwedlula enganginakho ngenkathi uPablo (Ray Santiago) ehlukaniswa uhhafu nguBhahali (Joel Tobeck) owayephelelwe yithemba ekuphetheni kuka “Ashy Slashy. ” Eqinisweni, yilokho kanye ebengifuna ukukwenza - i-bawl.

Kodwa-ke, angizogxila ekutheni uPablo afe njengeqhawe ngoba kunezinto eziningi kakhulu ezingenza ngikholwe ukuthi asikakuboni okokugcina kwesitho sethu sangasese esinamandla.

Ukuqala, ukubikezela kwakukhathaza kakhulu. Kwakungekho lutho olucashile ngakho. Futhi lelo yiphuzu lokufanekisela ngaphambili. Masibhekane nakho, “u-Ash vs Evil Dead” ubelokhu ekhomba ukuhamba kukaPablo selokhu isizini iqale, futhi lokho kungishaya hhayi nje ngokuncane, kepha futhi kusobala kakhulu. Ngizoqhubeka nje ngikusho, uma sekufikwa Ukufa Okubi, uhlamvu oluthandwa kakhulu olungabizwa ngegama u-Ash nguPablo. Ukuze umdlali omkhulu kangaka athathwe kithina, kuzodingeka nje ukuthi wethuse kakhulu futhi aphume enkundleni yangakwesobunxele. Mhlawumbe hhayi ukufa okude okubuhlungu njengo-Amanda (Jill Marie Jones), kodwa okungapakisha isibhakela esinamandla kakhulu ngoba besingasoli ukuthi kuzokwenzeka. Ngakho konke ukusikisela nokusilele ngeziqephu zokuqala eziyisikhombisa zesizini, akekho owayengasho ukuthi ababonanga ukuza kukaPablo okwakusobala kuza.

I-Splatstick noma cha, i- "Ash vs Evil Dead" ingumbukiso ofanele futhi owenziwe kahle, ngakho-ke lokho kungishaya kungafanele.

Okwesibili, ekuhlukaneni kwesiqephu sika- "Ashy Slashy," uTapert ukuqinisekisile ukuthi uPablo ushonile, kodwa washeshe wanikela ukuthi bekungekhona okokuqala ukuthi i-franchise ibulale umlingiswa obalulekile. Yize lokho kuyiqiniso (futhi ukuphuka kuhlala kufushane), bekuyi-hitter esheshayo enikezela ngemizwelo eminingi noma ukunqekuzisa ukubaluleka njengalapho u-Lee Majors edlula ekuqaleni kwesizini. Ukukhombisa uPablo uthando olungaka njengomuntu owavela eziqeshini ezimbalwa kubonakala kimi kuyinhlanzi.

Okulandelayo, kufayela lethu le- I-Q & A enoDana DeLorenzo ngo-Agasti, washo izinto ezimbalwa ezikhanya kakhulu ngemuva kuka "Ashy Slashy."

Ngisho, ngiyaxolisa ukuqhubeka ngibuyele engxoxweni efanayo, kepha uNksz Maxwell usinike okuningi ukugaya, futhi iyifanele ngokuphelele le mpikiswano.

Kuzoba nephutha - ngokujwayelekile, angizukusho ukuthi ngubani owenzile - lokho akunakuhlehliswa. Empeleni, angifanele ukusho iphutha ngoba akulona iphutha ngempela. Kuzoba "nesenzo" esingenakuhlehliswa.

UDeLorenzo uthe kuzoba khona “Isenzo 'esingenakuhlehliswa.” Manje, indoda enqanyulwa phakathi ibonakala iyinhlawulo yokugcina, kepha masingakhohlwa ukuthi isiqale kanjani isitatimende sayo. Uzobona ukuthi ekuqaleni, uDeLorenzo uthe kuzoba khona “Iphutha” ngaphambi kokuphindaphinda “Isenzo. '" Ukushona kukaPablo ezandleni zikaBali kwaba yisenzo impela, kepha akukho lutho ngalokho okwangithinta njengephutha ngoba akekho noyedwa kumaGhost Beaters owayebandakanyekile. Ukuthi uPablo wayengumuntu weNecronomicon futhi kwakuzoba nguye oxosha uBali bekuyicebo sonke lesi sikhathi.

Bese kuba nempendulo kaDeLorenzo embuzweni wami wokuthi ubudlelwane phakathi kukaPablo noKelly buzoqhubekela kanjani eSizini 2:

Uma ngibuka uhlelo ngifuna ukumemeza kakhulu ku-TV njengokuthi “O Nkulunkulu wami, vele wenze lokho!” Uyabaxhasa futhi ngicabanga ukuthi okuhle kakhulu ngobudlelwano babo yisici se-yin ne-yang. UPablo wenza uKelly athambe, umenza abe lukhuni futhi ngiyayithanda impela indlela abayiyo nhlangothi zombili zemali ndawonye. Bahle nje impela. Nakhu engizokusho ngeSizini 2 noKelly noPablo, nakanjani bayasondela kodwa futhi bayazi ukuthi emhlabeni wabo uma benza uma omunye wabo esemthethweni ezogcina efile, akunakugwemeka. Ngakho-ke kule sizini uzobabona besondela kakhudlwana - ukusikisela, ukusikisela - kepha kuzofanela ulinde ubone ukuthi bangakwazi yini ukunqoba izingqinamba noma ukuthi indlu yobubi ihlala iwina yini.

Gxila kulowo musho wokugcina.

"Ngakho-ke kule sizini uzobabona besondela kakhudlwana - ukusikisela, ukusikisela - kodwa kuzofanele ulinde ukubona ukuthi bangakwazi yini ukunqoba izingqinamba noma ukuthi indlu yobubi ihlale inqoba yini."

Asiqale nge “Ukusikisela, ukusikisela.” Ngaphandle kokuthi ngiphuthelwe okuthile, bekungekho okukhombisa ukuthi laba bobabili baxhumeke nganoma iyiphi indlela, ukuma noma ifomu. Kwakunezikhathi ezithile zethenda zokuqiniseka, kepha ukubhuqa ukuqabula noma ukucwayiza noma ukubamba isandla noma ukushelela ngengozi "kwengane" kusuka kunoma yimuphi wabo.

Emqondweni wami, uKelly noPablo abakabi nazo “Ukusikisela, ukusikisela” umzuzwana.

Okusiletha engxenyeni yokugcina yesigwebo sikaDeLorenzo.

"… Kuzofanele ulinde ubone ukuthi bangakwazi yini ukunqoba izingqinamba noma ukuthi indlu yobubi iyanqoba njalo."

Kuzodingeka silinde ukuze sibone. Ngokuqinisekile bekungavela kanjalo. Ngabe i-tandem ingazinqoba izingqinamba? Njengokuthola indlela yokubuyisa uPablo ngosizo lukaRuby (uLucy Lawless) noma “ingabe indlu yobubi iyohlala iphumelela”?

I-Santiago's Twitter imilayezo ibingacaci ncamashi, noma. Isibonelo, ephendula ukudabuka komunye abalandeli ngokudlula emhlabeni kukaPablo, uSantiago wabhala, “Ungadabuki kakhulu! Bambelela! Emhlabeni we-EVILDEAD, konke kwenzeka 4 isizathu! ”

Umlayezo wangaphambilini wawuthi “Ukudlala #Pablo kube yiphupho! Umfuduki ongekho emthethweni onecebo 2 ame yiqhawe n asindise umhlaba ebubini! #iqosmemes

Hlala lapho, konke kwenzeka ngesizathu futhi "bekungeyona" bekungeyona iphupho eligcwaliseka. Mhlawumbe ngibambe izingcwecwe, kepha angibonanga owokugcina wePablito.

Konke okushiwo, ake sicabangele izinto ezimbalwa zokukuletha ekhaya.

Iziqephu ezimbili zokugcina zesizini zinesihloko esithi “Home Again” kanye ne- “Second Coming,” ngakho-ke ake senze okwethu ukuqagela.

Isiqephu 9 sizothola i-Ash kanye namaGhost Beaters asele abuyela egumbini lapho okwenzeka khona isimanga njalo. Kodwa-ke, okuwukuphela kwento ebalulekile okufanele ikhunjulwe lapha ukuthi bazophinde bazithole besezindaweni ezindala zokushaywa kuka-Ash.

Kungani? Ake sibuyisele emuva amawashi futhi sikhumbule ukuthi ngesizini yokuqala ye- “Ash vs Evil Dead,” umbukiso awuvunyelwe ukuthinta noma imuphi umcimbi Army of Darkness. Lezo zizathu zazisemthethweni ngokwemvelo, kepha lokho kwashintsha iSizini 2, nomqondo weDelta njengoDeLorean ngumdlalo olungile manje.

Ukube bekufanele ngiqagele (okuyikho kuphela engingakwenza kuleli phuzu), bengizovuma ukubheja ukuthi "Ukuza Kwesibili" akuhlobene kakhulu nokubuyela kweqembu ekamelweni noma ekuvukeni kukaBali noma Ukudla, kunolunye uhambo oludabula ingosi ezweni lakwaSheila nase UMnu Fancypants. Uhambo oluthiwa luzoholela kokunye ukulungiswa okuzokwenza uPablo aphile kahle kwiSizini 3 futhi angaveli nje njengendoda yephiko lika-Ash Obi-Wan.

Ngiyaxolisa, kepha uPablo (futhi usale) wayethandwa kakhulu ukuba ashiye umbukiso ngendlela engahlonipheki kangako. Bese futhi, mhlawumbe nginephutha futhi akekho kithi oyoze ajabule ngezinhlanzi zaseHonduran namachips.

Uma kunjalo, uPablito wafa eyiqhawe futhi nakanjani wenza uBrujo waziqhenya, kepha kukhona okungitshela ukuthi akukho okulungisiwe.