Lalelani, makhosikazi. Sonke siyazi ukuthi kwenzenjani. Uya egumbini elisehlathini nabangane bakho ngempelasonto emnandi yokuzitika ngamanyala okudakwa. Bekufanele wazi kanjani ukuthi ikhabethe lakhiwe endaweni yokungcwaba yasendulo lapho ingane ebinganakiwe iminze khona ngesikhathi ifuna udadewabo olahlekile, owayeyisisulu sombulali wengane owafa kamuva emlilweni?

Ingozi kungenzeka icashe kuwo wonke amakhona. Uma ufuna ukweqa usuka kwisisulu sokuqala uye entombazaneni yokugcina, kunemithetho embalwa okufanele uyilandele.

Kepha ungakhathazeki, abambalwa bethu besifazane e-iHorror sihlanganyele ukukusiza.

Ungalokothi Ulahle Isikhali Sakho

Hewu Nkosi yami. Sikwenzile. Cishe safa kodwa ngamthola. Ngigwaze iso. Manje ulele lapho, ufile, ngicabanga, ngoba angizange ngihlole. Ake ngibeke phansi ummese wami. Ngizoyibeka eduze kwakhe kwazise ushonile angakwazi nokuyisebenzisa ngivele ngifulathele ngihlale ukuze ngibambe umoya.

Linda… uyezwa ukuthi umculo uya ngokuya ukhala? Yini leyo? Hawu, ngumbulali ngemuva kwami ​​NGENXA YOKUTHI NGIMVUMELE ABULE IBHUKU LAMI NOMUZI OBUSHEMBE!

Makhosikazi, sidinga ukukhuluma. Lo mthetho ubaluleke kakhulu. Uma umbulali ebonakala efile, mhlawumbe akafanga. Gcina lezo zikhali zisezandleni zakho, noma ngabe kufanele uzifake kumathrekhi wakho kumadijithi akho ukuze ungazilahli lapho, ngicabanga nje, uwa okungenani kanye ngesikhathi uzama ukweqa.

Uma ungabaza, gcina isikhali bese umbulala futhi uma kufanele. Ungalokothi. Beka. It. Phansi.
- UDD Crowley

Ungagijimeli phezulu

Bantu besifazane, angazi ukuthi uzama ukufeza ini ngokugijima phezulu, kepha ngiyakwazi ukunitshela ngqo ukuthi akuwona umqondo omuhle lowo. Ngaphandle kokuthi unemilenze yendlulamithi ngomusa wensikazi, uzolahlwa impela uma umbulali esesemva kwakho. Awukwazi nje ukukhuphuka izitebhisi ngokushesha, futhi kungenzeka ukuthi ungaphezu kuka-6 'ubude nohlobo oluthile lwesikhali ukunweba ukufinyelela kwakhe.

Uma ngandlela thile uphumelela ngokuyisimangaliso, lithini icebo? Ngabe uzocasha ekhabetheni ngoba akekho onakho naphakade kuhlolwe lapho? Phuma ngewindi ulimaze umlenze wakho, uvimbele ukubaleka ngokushesha? Ngabe unethemba lokuthi uzomkhiphela ngaphandle umbulali bese wehlela phansi ezitebhisini ngaphambi kokuba akubambe? Ingabe nawe ukwazi ukwakheka kwale ndlu?

Cha. Uzovaleleka futhi kumane nje kuyisimo esibi. Zenzele umusa bese unamathela ngendlela yokuphunyuka ephathekayo.
- UKelly McNeely

Musa Ukwenza Ucansi

Ngiyazi, ngiyazi. Isimo esimnandi saleyo ndlu endala eshiyiwe siyayenza oh-kanjalo ukulinga (Unf, asbestos!). I-adrenaline rush le ndawo ekunika yona iya ngqo kwi-chakra yezimpande.

Kodwa-ke, phakathi kokulingana, ukuthokoza kusishiya nobabili nisengozini futhi niphazamisekile – izici ezimbili ezimbi okufanele nizigweme lapho umbulali oyisikhulu evulekile. Ngaphandle kwalokho: ukuhlelile lokhu, ntokazi? Ngabe usebenzise ukuvikela? Ngabe ufuna ukugudlukela kude, isigqila sesisindo sesisu sengane, lapho leyo ndodana yenondindwa igadla ngomkhondo olandelayo?

Leyo, if uyenza ibe yinde kangako…
- UTiffi Alarie

Njalo Hamba Ukubulala

Anginendaba noma ebukeka efile. Lapho kukhona i-maniac ezithendeni zakho, ikwesabisa futhi ibulale ngokuqinile abangane bakho abangaqondakali kangako, ayikho into efana nokubulala ngokweqile.

Uyazi nje ukuthi okwesibili ufulathela, leso sikhohlakali sizobuyela emuva njenge-jack-in-the-box enobudlova. Kuzobeka isidambisi empumelelweni yakho yokuphindisela kwempindiselo.

Akunasidingo sokuthatha isikhashana ukubheka ukuthi ufile ngempela yini. Qhubeka ugwaze, udubule, noma ukhahlele indlela yakho eya ekuphepheni ngokucoboshisa lowo mfana. Igazi futhi - uma ngabe uzibophezele ngempela - izingxenyana zobuchopho ezisele ezandleni zakho zingase zibe buhlungu, kepha hheyi, uwine lo mjikelezo.
- UKelly McNeely

Musa Ukugqoka Izicathulo Eziphezulu

Masibhekane nakho izintokazi, izithende eziphakeme kungaba nzima ukuhamba kuzo ngisho nangaphansi kwezimo ezinhle kakhulu. Ekujuleni kwenhliziyo yethu siyazi ngisho nangokubhebhetheka okubushelelezi, okuyizithiyo okukhulu kakhulu, izinyawo zethu zingabekezelela kakhulu lapho sicindezelwe kulawo majele e-phalanx.

Singahle singafuni ukukuvuma kuma-fellas ethu, kepha izithende eziphakeme zingaba yi-bitch yangempela. Angikhathali ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi bahle kangakanani, bafanelana kanjani nengubo yakho, noma bakwenza ubukeke ude kangakanani. Lapho umbulali ongapheli ekuxosha, ngeke babe nendaba nakho.

Isifiso sethu sokuba semfashinini noma sijabulise lowo mfana omuhle kulo lonke igumbi elinama-tootsies ethu asemfashinini kuzoholela ekuhlehliseni kwethu. Kukangaki sibona umlingiswa wesifazane egijima, noma ethanda ukuzijabulisa, eqhela esiqwini esingaguquguquki sombulali ukuze akhubeke, hhayi lutho? Manje kungani uzokwengeza lezo zingqinamba zokwengezwa enqwabeni yomzimba ngokugqoka izithende eziphakeme?

Kunezinto eziningi kakhulu ezingahamba kabi! Isithende sakho singanqamuka sikushiye ukhubeka ngokungalingani. Okubi nakakhulu, isithende sakho singawa ngokuphelele, sibe yiprojektha engenamsebenzi yokuphonsa umbulali.

Uma izicathulo zakho zikhetha ukuhlala engxenyeni eyodwa futhi zihlale ezinyaweni zakho ngokungangabazeki zizoshelela kahle ukuze zisonteke noma ziphuke iqakala, zikushiye ungakwazi ukugijimela kulokho okusemandleni akho.

Bafundi, ningavumeli lezi zintokazi ezifike phambi kwethu - zize zihlangane nokushona kwazo kungakafiki isikhathi ngenxa yezicathulo ezifashini - zife ize. Ake sifunde emaphutheni abo. Akusekho ama-stilettos angenangqondo noma ama-wedge obuwula. Yithi cha kumaphampu nakuzinkundla ezibuhlungu. Masenze isifungo unomphela; lapho kuqala izimpawu zokuthi ushayi ushaye umlandeli sizokhipha izithende bese sithola amateki anengqondo okukukhipha lapho!
- IPiper Minear

Ungashiyi Iqembu

Bantu besifazane, uma uzulazula, uzonyamalala nje, ungaphinde ubonwe. Ngiyethemba ulungile ngalokho.

Uma uwedwa, awunamuntu ozokubuka emuva. Futhi uma ungenamuntu ozokubuka emuva, uzoba neshwa elibuhlungu nelibuhlungu. Umbulali uhlala eqamekela, efuna inyamazane ebuthakathaka ukuze ihlukane nepakethe. Kungokwemvelo, futhi kusebenza ngempumelelo enkulu. Ungayiweli.

Inzuzo eyengeziwe yokuhlala neqembu ukuthi uma kukhona umuntu ohamba kancane kunawe, maningi amathuba okuthi uzolunga. Uxolo, mngani, kodwa ukusinda kwezinamandla kakhulu lapha.
- UKelly McNeely

Ungaphuzi Utshwala noma Sebenzisa Izidakamizwa

Ekugcineni, ake sithole into eyodwa yokugcina iqonde; ungaphuzi utshwala noma usebenzise izidakamizwa. Akekho emlandweni wama-movie asabekayo owake wakwazi ukuphatha ubude bawo obude ngokwanele ukulwa nombulali wamatshe obandayo. Lapho usuzwile i- "Ch Ch Ch, Ah Ah Ah" kungcono usilele esihogweni, ubeke unyawo lwakho phambi kolunye bese UGIJIMA!

Sonke besikhona, makhosikazi. Uyintombazane entsha ephathini futhi ufuna ukwamukeleka. Awufuni ukubonwa njengesikwele ngokungathathi into eshisayo kubhengi obumbene nenye into endala etholakale egumbini elingaphansi. Noma uNkulunkulu angavumeli ukuthi udlulise isibhamu uqhume i-brewski nge-screwdriver, uhlelo enginalo ngiqinisekile ukuthi awusoze waphinde wabona * ukukhwehlela ukukhwehlela.

Kodwa ingabe kuwufanele ngempela? Awukaze ubone omunye walaba bantu ngaphambi kwaleli phathi, futhi amathuba amahle kakhulu ukuthi ngeke uphinde ubabone ngemuva… bengasaphili noma kunjalo.

Uma ungathengiswa namanje ngokuthi uzimisele yini ukufaka engcupheni ukulahlekelwa “yikhadi lakho elipholile,” ake sibheke izifundo esizifundile kubafazi beqembu elinzima ngaphambi kwethu.

Ukuphuza ubhiya ngokuvamile ngeke kukubeke njengowokuqala ukufa ohlwini lwababulali ababulali; lezi zindawo zigcinelwe intombazane ekhohlakele efezekile futhi ephakeme kakhulu kunawe. Lapho uqala ukuxuba ubhiya wakho notshwala obunzima kulapho ingozi yakho iqala ukukhuphuka, futhi kuya ngokuthi uphuza kangakanani, ingakhuphuka ngokushesha okukhulu.

Hlala kude nemidlalo yokuphuza. Ukuba yintombazane entsha kuzokukhomba njengokuqondiwe okulula, ngakho-ke wonke umuntu uzohlangana ukuze akudakwe. Ngeke nje udinge ukuthi uqaphele noma yimaphi ama-psychopaths asendaweni, manje kufanele ukhathazeke ngabafana abadakiwe abazama ukungena emaphentini akho, futhi.

Uma unikezele ezintweni ezilukhuni, manje usukhuphuke ngempumelelo usuka ezansi kohlu olufunayo lokubulala washiya phakathi nendawo. Lawa ngamanzi amahle angcolile futhi angaholela kwezinye izinqumo ezimbi.

Ake sithi uthatha isinqumo sokuhlanganyela ocansini ungakashadi nalowo mfana omuhle obukade ubamba ubukeka ubusuku bonke. Uh oh! Lokhu kukunyusela izikhonkwane ezimbalwa ungene endaweni eyingozi. Ungakubona kufaneleka kulokho okwenziwa yiwo wonke umuntu, kepha umbulali ozifihlile uzodonswa ezenzweni zakho njengoshaka onegazi emanzini. Umdlandla wokondla usuzoqala.

Ekugcineni, uma ngemuva kwezinyosi, ukudutshulwa kanye nocansi ngaphambi komshado, usenquma ukukususa ngokhula oluthile, khona-ke umane ushaya insimbi yesidlo sakusihlwa, futhi uyinkambo ephambili!
- IPiper Minear

Ngakho-ke ninayo, makhosikazi. Ngiyethemba ukuthi lokhu kungakusiza ukuthi ukwenze ubusuku bonke. Yenza izinqumo ezinhle, uqaphele ukuphuma kwakho, bese uyajabula!

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