Kudala ngaphambi kwalokho Saw saba yisisekelo semidlalo yaseshashalazini minyaka yonke yabalandeli abesabekayo, esasinaso NgoLwesihlanu 13th. Lapho i-franchise ikhipha amafilimu ayisithupha ngaphezulu kweminyaka eyisikhombisa kusukela ngo-1980, kulula ukukhohlwa ukuhamba kwesikhathi lapho izithombe ebezikade zinani impilo yakho yonke. Ngiletha lokho kuphela ngoba NgoLwesihlanu Ingxenye yeshumi nantathu ye-13 iza ngonyaka wayo wamashumi amathathu nanhlanu ngo-Agasti.

Iminyaka engamashumi amathathu nanhlanu. Ukubeka lokho ngombono, UDerek Mears, indoda eyaveza uJason Voorhees ngo-2009 yokuqalisa kabusha eyokuqala yayineminyaka eyishumi kuphela ubudala ngo-10. Ukuyithatha kancane le ndaba, uSteven Spielberg ET hit izikrini ezinyangeni ezimbili nje ngaphambi kwalokho.

Yize sekuphele amashumi amathathu nohhafu eminyaka, NgoLwesihlanu Ingxenye ye-13 III isazwakala nakubalandeli njengezintandokazi zochungechunge, futhi angihlukile. Kimi, isitolimende sesithathu siyingxenye kathathu ongcwele ofaka phakathi Ingxenye 2 futhi UJason Uphila ngoba bavele bamomotheka ebusweni bami.

Konke okushiwo, ngizolahla izici ezingu-13 engizithandayo NgoLwesihlanu Ingxenye yeshumi nantathu ye-13 kuwe. Abanye basehlangothini olusobala, kanti abanye bathambekele ekutholeni ukugxila okuncane. Ngeke ngikhulume nge-flashback kaGinny eyasibamba noma ukuthi uJason uthole i-hock yakhe, kepha kunalokho izici zesici ezihlale zihlala nami.

Akukho ukuhleleka okuthile, ake siqale ngokusobala.

13 - URichard Brooker

Masibhekane nakho, impikiswano maqondana nokuthi ngubani owethule ukuvezwa okuhle kakhulu kweVoorhees izoqhubeka njalo. Yize konke kwehlela ekuthandweni komuntu siqu, lapho uthuli lucwenga futhi uhlu ngalunye lushintshelwa kokuhle kakhulu, noma ngabe ungowokuqala noma cha, uBrooker uhlala engxoxweni.

Sasuka lapho U-Adrienne King ukudonswa emanzini nokulandelana okwathola uJason njengombulali esakhula waba yindawo yakhe. Wayengapholishiwe kahle njengoba ayekhubeka ngaye, eshukunyiswa kalula futhi ngezinga elithile, wahlehla. Ngesikhathi sifika eBrooker, uJason wayesebangcono emsebenzini wakhe, kepha esengozini yokwehliswa ukulimala. Bese futhi, umfana womama ka-momma othandwa kakhulu wayesengumuntu ngalesi sikhathi. UBrooker waletha ubudlova obengeziwe engxenyeni, wayesebenza kahle kakhulu ezikhungweni zezokwelapha futhi wajabulela umqondo wokwazisa uChris (Dana Kimmell) ukuthi wayengakaqedi ngaye ngokubona okubi.

Ukungasho lutho ngokudonsa okukhulu kakhulu kwe-mic emlandweni we-horror.

12 - owalandela uCrazy Ralph

Uma uthanda NgoLwesihlanu 13th, uyamthanda uWalt Gorney. Ngemali yami, uCrazy Ralph wayengumlingiswa ongcono kakhulu owenziwe isaga esingaqanjiwe ngeVoorhees, kepha umprofethi wenhlekelele wafakwa Ingxenye 2. Lokho akuzange kuvimbele i-franchise ekwenzeni konke okusemandleni ayo ukufaka esikhundleni sakhe ifilimu eyodwa kamuva. U-Abel (David Wiley) wayelele nje emgwaqeni ukubamba ama-z ambalwa lapho i-smorgasbord yakamuva iqhamuka idinga izeluleko. Ukukhuluma ngempumelelo iqembu labantu entweni abafile abazimisele ukuyenza kudinga ubuqili nobuhle, kanti ngenkathi u-Abel kungenzeka ukuthi wayenokunye kokugcina, ukubeka inhlamvu yeso esikrinini kwamemeza kakhulu ngokuswela okwangaphambili. Kepha he, wayekuxwayisile.

11 - iHiggins Haven

Kulungiselelwa kalula uchungechunge olwake lwenziwa. Izizathu zokugxoba amadala zikaChris zazine-badass, ikhabhathi elinezitezi ezimbili eligcwele isitebhisi esijikayo, isando sokuphinda kubuyiselwe ukufa kukaKevin Bacon kwasekuqaleni nasesibayeni. Luhlobo nje lwendawo ongathanda ukuyisebenzisa ngempelasonto.

Ukukuqeda lokhu, eqenjini lamafilimu agijima ngokujula okungama-12, akukho ukudubula okungcono kunoChris evula iminyango yesibaya ukuveza uJason elenga phambi kwakhe. Classic ngazo zonke izindlela. Kodwa-ke, asivunyelwe ukukhohlwa izincwadi ezincwadini ezavumela uNkk. Higgins ukuthi aqinisekise isisho esidala esithi “Ekuhlakanipheni okuningi lusizi oluningi: futhi lowo owandisa ulwazi wandisa usizi.”

10 - I-Funktastic

UHarry Manfredini wahlela izingoma cishe zonke NgoLwesihlanu 13th ukunikela, kepha akukho okukhunjulwe ukwedlula umsindo ofakwe kwi-disco kusuka Ingxenye III. I-poppy futhi iyakhanga futhi ifanelwe imicimbi emnandi eyalandela. Lalela lokhu bese ungitshela ukuthi awukakulungeli ukubuka isahluko sesithathu ngokushesha. Qhubeka, ungiqambele amanga.

9 - i-3D eshibhile

Ahhh, ngubani ongakhohlwa lezo zibuko zamakhadibhodi ezimangalisayo ezinamalensi abomvu nahlaza okwesibhakabhaka? Yebo, phakathi kwalabo abadala ngokwanele ukukhumbula, ngicabanga noma nginenhlanhla eyanele yokuba ne- NgoLwesihlanu 13th I-IV iqoqo le-DVD elize namabhangqa (ifa eliyigugu lalabo abagcina amaphuzu ekhaya).

Cha, ilunga, ilulwane nomkhonto konke bekuqinile impela, kepha sizobheka ngaphesheya kwenyoka ocingweni olubonakalayo futhi sigxile ekudutshulweni kwemali. Niyazi ukuthi ngikhuluma ngani, ngakho-ke ake sifike kukho.

8 - Amantombazane

NgoLwesihlanu 13th iziqhayisa ngamabhodlela amnandi azulazula ehlathini ukuze abe ngumuntu ocansini, izidakamizwa kanye ne-rock 'n roll, ngakho-ke bengizokhathazeka uma ngingalithinti okungenani iqiniso lokuthi Ingxenye III ifake iqoqo lekhethelo labesifazane emlandweni we-franchise.

UKimmell, Tracie Savage (Debbie) noCatherine Parks (Vera) bebengebona abahle nje kuphela, kodwa bedlala abalingiswa abebengabangempela njengoba beza. Kwakungekho lutho ngaphezulu kokuvezwa kwabo kwabalingiswa empeleni ababekholwa njengabantu bangempela, yize babebhajwe ehlathini ngenqwaba yamajuba.

7- Ali

Ngenkathi ethokozela ukuziphindiselela kanye nomfana omude we-Olympia omude, uNick Savage wadlala umholi weqembu lezithuthuthu elalinezintombi zakhe (uGloria Charles njengoFox, okufanele afakwe eqenjini lamantombazane laphambilini) kanye ne-doofus, engicabanga ukuthi idlulile kanzima kuma-80s okuqala. Lokho kusho ukuthi, into ekhumbuleka kakhulu ngo-Ali ukuthi wayengekho kodwa ukukhuluma, wayeyindoda yesenzo. Akukuhle kakhulu kuyo.

Bheka, UJohn D. LeMay kudlalwe ijazi elibukeka kahle, elifake i-lightweight ku UJason Uya Esihogweni futhi walwa naye Kane Hodder's zombie Jason. Cabanga ngalokho. ULeMay waqhutshelwa ezenzweni ngenxa yesidingo, u-Ali wakufuna. Kwakufanele abe ngumubi, kepha wathatha i-hack eyodwa ku-Brooker's Jason ngocelemba futhi wangqongqoza. Kamuva, wakwazi ukubanga umsindo waguqula indoda enkulu yajika, kepha walahlekelwa yisandla (futhi kungacatshangelwa ezinye izingxenye eziningi) ngemizamo yakhe. Akukho galelo elilodwa elafika. Kuvele kungishaye njengamahlaya.

6 - Ukujaha

NgoLwesihlanu 13th ifake isabelo sayo esifanele sokujaha izigcawu, kepha akukho okunye okuxakile njengokubuka uChris ehamba ngendlela yakhe esuka ebhulohweni elibhekisa esibayeni ngenkathi uJason evela ngemuva kweveni futhi eqala ukulandela into eshisayo. Ngicabanga ukuthi sonke singavuma ukuthi umuzwa wokujahwa awuthokozisi, noma ngabe ukuhlekisa. Eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu nanhlanu kuqhubeke, lena isangithola.

5 - UMary Jo Conrad

UMary Jo Conrad. Incazelo enjalo ingenza ngikholelwe ukuthi ubengumuntu odlala indima enkulu futhi impelasonto enayo ibizovumelana kakhulu nohlobo lwesipiliyoni esivela kuRick ebesikufuna.

Vele, akazange aphinde akhulunywe futhi ngokuqinisekile akazange avele, kepha ukube wayekwenzile, umlingisikazi bekuzodingeka ukuthi abukeke ngendlela ehlekisayo ngokubukeka kukaChris futhi abangele umona okholwayo nombango. Ngabe ukhona owake wazama ukwenza ingxenye? Mhlawumbe akunjalo, ngoba ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi akekho omunye umuntu onakekelayo, ngakho-ke ngizoqhubeka ngikwenze.

Ngithi uBetsy Russell. Ngoba, yebo, uBetsy Russell.

4 - Iwindi

Kuyinto shot classic. UChris uvuke ngesikebhe wabheka phezulu endlini wabona uJason embuka ngefasitela eliphezulu. Wamamatheka lapho kucatshangwa ukuthi kudutshulwe isithathu kuNksz Higgins. UChris wethukile, kepha ngaphambi kokuthi agwedle, basika kuJason bebambelele efasiteleni sengathi bafuna indawo ebuthakathaka. Umqondo oqinile wokuqiniseka, noma ngabe usashayisa uphawu obekuhlosiwe ngalo, bekuzosebenza kangcono njenge-hitter esheshayo - ukugqolozela, ukumamatheka, ukuya emnyango - bengingenza ngaphandle kwephenti.

3 - UHarold

Dude wahlukunyezwa nje. Konke uHarold (Steve Susskind) ayekufuna kwakungukumamatheka nokudla okulula, kepha unkosikazi wakhe owayephula ibhola wayengeke akuvumele lokho kwenzeke. Akukona ukuthi wayefuna angabi slobs noma abuke lokho akudlayo - lokho kwakulungile - ukuthi kwakungakaze kube ukuxoxa, ukuhlaselwa okunethoni yokwehlisa okwakuthinta izilaleli ukulunywa kwale naliti yesibili sebenzisa. Noma yimuphi umuntu ogaxa ubhontshisi futhi okufanele athathe ukudonsa ebhodleleni likaJack okufihlwe ezindaweni zokuzwela zezikolo ze-shitter nami. USusskind unamaphuzu angapheli anikezwe wona ngokuvela esiqeshini se- Ushadile Nezingane.

UHarold wayefanelwe isidlo sokugcina esingcono kunokudla kwezinhlanzi kanye noSunny D.

2 - Masibe ngokoqobo ngoVera

UShelly ubize uVera ngokuthi uyinduna ngecala elibi lokwehlisa intuthuko yakhe, kepha ake sihlukanise umlingiswa owayengeyena nje udoti.

Uvumile ukungena ehlathini ukuze athole usuku oluyimpumputhe njengomusa kubangani bakhe, kudingeke alwe nonina ukuze nje aphume ngomnyango wangaphambili, athole ukuthi lolo suku axolise ngalo ngokubukeka kwakhe futhi egqoke imaski, waziswa ukuthi yena akakwazanga ukusebenzisa izitembu zokudla esitolo esikahle ngoba nje wayenguLatina, wathola isifundo esingafuneki ngemikhuba emihle, wacishe wadonselwa echibini ngoba uShelly wayengazi ukuthi uzoma nini futhi ngemuva kokuba nomusa ngokwanele wokuthola isikhwama sakhe semali amanzi, wahayelwa umzamo.

Ubungeke ube sezimweni ezinhle kakhulu, futhi.

1 - UShelly

Ngubani ongamthandi uShelly (Larry Zerner)? Yebo, wayengafanelekile kuwo wonke amazinga, wayengazi ukuthi uzoyeka nini futhi wayengazi nhlobo ukuthi angazenza kanjani izinto noVera, kodwa wayethandeka. Iningi labafana aliwine ama-sweepstake wofuzo futhi libukeka njengoRick (Paul Kratka), ngakho-ke uShelly umele wonke umuntu. Wayengobane bezama ukuzwana nabangu-10 futhi bamane balahleka. Lokho kusho ukuthi, wayehlala eqhulula amahlaya futhi ezulazula ngethemba lokuthi wonke umuntu uzoba nesikhathi esimnandi, wavele waba nebhadi lokungabi namakhono kwezenhlalo. Wakhombisa u-Ali nabalingani bakhe ukuthi kwakuyisikhathi sini, wayengakwazi ukugijimisana nabangcono kunabo bonke futhi ngokusobala wayeyindoda enekhono yokwenza izimonyo ngoba, uShelly wayeyisisulu sesilonda esizenzakalisayo esaziwa ngokuthi umfana okhale impisi.

Futhi uma uShelly engabonakali kuGun Media's NgoLwesihlanu i-13th: Umdlalo, kuzoba nesihogo esizokhokha.

Ngiyabonga kakhulu UChris Fischer ngobuciko besici.