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Move Over Krampus, Jesus Easter Bunny is Officially the Scariest Holiday Monster .. Ever

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Ukusebenzisana okuhle phakathi kohlobo olwesabekayo namafilimu amaholide kuyinto akudingeki ubheke kude ukuthola. Empeleni, cishe kuwo wonke amaholidi e-Hallmark esiwagubhayo, singathola i-movie ethusayo eqala ukusethwa kosuku olubhekiwe. Kusuka ku- Ububi Bonyaka Omusha, Kuya I-Leprechaun, Krampus, futhi duh, I-Halloween kaJohn Carpenter, uhlobo lusinikeza abalandeli abesabekayo okuthile okufanele sikubuke ngalezo zinsuku ezingamavila emsebenzini, njengoba sibamba izimbongolo zethu kulowo Lazy Boy okhululekile futhi sigcina lamaholide esizwe ngendlela yethu. Futhi njengoba uhlobo lweHoliday Horror lusinikeze amanye amafilimu amahle kakhulu ama-horror ngapha kwendlu yendlu, isigaba esethusayo futhi sisinikeze ezinye zezilo ezihlukumezayo kakhulu kulolu hlobo esake sazibona kwifilimu- njengeJesu Easter Unogwaja.

 

Bonke abagibela isitimela se-FUCK NO esiya e-Easter Town!

Ngawo wonke amafilimu ama-horror eholidi lolu hlobo okufanele lunikezwe, ama-movie we-Easter horror mancane kakhulu komunye, ngaphandle kokuthi ubheka ngaphakathi kwesifunda esizimele esineziqu ezifana ISonto lePhasika, Futhi Usuku lwe-Beaster: Lapha Kufika uPeter CottonHell- ngokujulile, hlola lawa magugu we-B-movie uma ujabulela ushizi omuhle. Kodwa-ke, lapho i-anthology eyethusayo ka-2016 Amaholide sifinyelele ekhanda laso lesikhathi esihle sangena emphakathini, sagcina sesithole ukwethuka kwePhasika sonke esikufanele ukuklonyeliswa. Noma kuyingxenye nje ngaphakathi kochungechunge lwe-anthology, Iphasika Lamaholide i-spoonful yobuhle obusabekayo obuqondiswe nguNicolas McCarthy uyipikili njengokutholwa okuphumelelayo. Indaba emfushane iletha ukuhlukumeza okuphakade isithombe sakho salesi sinambuzane esinobuqili esiwisa izindunduma zobhontshisi wejeli egcekeni lakho ngendaba ehlakaniphile kanye nenhloni esabekayo kunazo zonke engake ngazibona empilweni yami edabukisayo.

Ingxenye yephasika kusuka Amaholide Ihlanganisa zombili izici zenkolo nefantasy okuyiholide laseNtwasahlobo ngokufaka uMesiya nonogwaja esidalweni esisodwa esesabekayo esivezwa ngu Stranger Izinto ungumnikazi weDemogorgon, uMark Steger. Izindlela zikaSteger zobunjana obuvela ngaphesheya empeleni ziyizinto zamaphupho amabi njengoba indaba iqhubeka, intombazanyana yenzeka ibamba i-Easter Bunny isebenza endlini yayo, kepha esikhundleni salokhu bunny ifihle amaqanda, ingane ibuka ngokwesabekayo njengoba lesi sidalwa sihlumela amachwane emanxebeni ayo acwiywayo. Vele .. Izingcwele ezingcwele ..

UJee-ter Bunny ubamba umoya obhekiwe bese eza ubuso nobuso ekhaleni le-bunny nombukeli omncane, futhi isithonjana seholide siqala ukukhipha intombazanyana ngokumenza afake iminwe yakhe ngaphakathi kwamanxeba ezimbambo. UJesu bunny Christ, okuphazamisayo ukubeka kahle.

Indaba emfushane ifaka nesiko lenkolo lokudla emzimbeni kaKristu lapho uJesu Cottontail azisa ingane ukuthi akekho noyedwa owake wambona, futhi ngokwenza kwakhe lokho, idinga ukuthi ithathe indawo yayo. Unogwaja ohaqayo wabe esethatha iqanda lePhasika, wamyalela ukuba avule imihlathi yakhe, bese ebeka iqanda emlonyeni wakhe njengohlobo oluthile lomkhuba wokuba yibhasikidi le-Easter elisemthethweni.

Uma ungakaboni ingxenye, noma isihogo sonke Amaholide i-anthology okwamanje, ngiyakunxusa ukuthi weqe isiqeshana esingezansi futhi ungabuki le ngxenye kuphela, kepha ne-movie ephelele nayo esakazwa njengamanje kwi-Netflix. Kodwa-ke, kulabo abajwayele kodwa abadinga ukuvuselelwa, ngikunikeza ukwelashwa kwePhasika okuhlanganiswe ngophethiloli obusabisayo izinsuku. Futhi, ngaphandle kokuthi uzondle izingane zakho, ngingavele ngiyeke ukuzivumela zibuke lokhu.

 

Ngakho-ke, kusobala lapha ukuthi uJesu Easter Bunny uthatha umqhele onameva njengenkosi yeholide eyethusayo ngesilo esikhulu samaholide. Ngingaze ngiphinde ngibheke onogwaja ngendlela efanayo futhi, futhi ngaphandle kokuthi ubonile Watership Down, nawe ngeke.

 

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I-PG-13 Ekalwe 'I-Tarot' Isebenza Ngaphansi Ku-Box Office

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Tarot iqala isizini yehhovisi lebhokisi elithusayo ehlobo nge-whimper. Amamuvi ethusayo afana nalawa ngokuvamile angumnikelo wokuwa ngakho kungani u-Sony enqume ukwenza Tarot umbangi wasehlobo uyangabazeka. Kusukela Sony kusebenzisa Netflix njengeplatifomu yabo ye-VOD manje mhlawumbe abantu balinde ukuyisakaza mahhala nakuba izikolo zombili zabagxeki nezethameli beziphansi kakhulu, isigwebo sentambo ekukhululweni kweshashalazi. 

Nakuba kwakufa ngokushesha - ifilimu yangeniswa $ 6.5 million ekhaya kanye nokunye $ 3.7 million emhlabeni jikelele, kwanele ukubuyisela isabelomali sayo - amazwi omlomo angahle anele ukukholisa abathandi bama-movie ukuthi benze ama-popcorn abo ekhaya ngaleli. 

Tarot

Esinye isici ekushoneni kwayo kungase kube isilinganiso sayo se-MPAA; PG-13. Abalandeli abalinganiselayo bokwethuka bangakwazi ukuphatha imali yokugibela ewela ngaphansi kwalesi silinganiso, kodwa ababukeli abaqinile abafaka i-box office kulolu hlobo, bancamela i-R. Noma yini ayivamile ukwenza kahle ngaphandle kwalapho u-James Wan ephethe noma lokho kwenzeka njalo Indandatho. Kungase kube ngenxa yokuthi isibukeli se-PG-13 sizolinda ukusakazwa ngenkathi i-R ikhiqiza inzalo eyanele yokuvula impelasonto.

Futhi singakukhohlwa lokho Tarot kungase kube kubi nje. Ayikho into ecasula umlandeli owesabekayo ngokushesha kune-trope egqokwe esitolo ngaphandle kwalapho kuyinto entsha. Kodwa abanye abagxeki be-YouTube bathi Tarot uphethwe yi i-boilerplate syndrome; ukuthatha isisekelo esiyisisekelo nokusisebenzisa kabusha ngethemba lokuthi abantu ngeke bakubone.

Kepha konke akulahlekile, i-2024 inokunikelwa kwe-movie eyesabekayo kakhulu ezayo kuleli hlobo. Ezinyangeni ezizayo, sizothola Cuckoo (April 8), Ama-Longlegs (Julayi 12), Indawo Ethule: Ingxenye Yokuqala (Juni 28), kanye nomdlalo othokozisayo omusha we-M. Night Shyamalan Trap (Agasti 9).

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'U-Abigail' Udansa Indlela Yakhe Eya Edijithali Kuleli sonto

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U-Abhigayili ucwilisa amazinyo akhe ekuqashweni kwedijithali kuleli sonto. Kusukela ngoMeyi 7, ungaba umnikazi wale, imuvi yakamuva evela Ukuthula Komsakazo. Abaqondisi u-Bettinelli-Olpin no-Tyler Gillet bakhuphula okulindelwe kuyinselele kohlobo lwe-vampire kuwo wonke amakhona angcoliswe igazi.

Abalingisi befilimu Melissa barrera (Memeza VIEkuphakameniKathryn Newton (I-Ant-Man ne-Wasp: I-QuantumaniaOkuxakileLisa Frankenstein), Futhi Alisha Weir njengomlingiswa wesihloko.

Ifilimu okwamanje ihlezi kunombolo yesishiyagalolunye ehhovisi lebhokisi lasekhaya futhi inamaphuzu ababukeli angama-85%. Abaningi baqhathanise ifilimu ngokwetimu I-Radio Silence's Ifilimu yokuhlasela kwasekhaya ka-2019 Ukulungele noma Cha: Ithimba le-heist liqashwe umlungisi ongaqondakali ukuthi lithumbe indodakazi yomuntu ongaphansi komhlaba onamandla. Kufanele bagade i-ballerina eneminyaka engu-12 ubudala ubusuku obubodwa ukuze bathole isihlengo sezigidi ezingu-50 zamaRandi. Njengoba abathumbi beqala ukuncipha ngamunye ngamunye, bathola ngokwesaba okwandayo ukuthi bavaleleke esithabathabeni esingeyona intombazanyana evamile.”

Ukuthula Komsakazo kuthiwa bazoshintsha amagiya basuka ku-horror baye kowamahlaya ohlelweni lwabo olulandelayo. Umnqamulajuqu ibika ukuthi iqembu lizobe liphethe Andy Samberg comedy mayelana namarobhothi.

U-Abhigayili izotholakala ukuze iqashwe noma ibe ngeyakho ngedijithali kusukela ngomhlaka-7 Meyi.

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Yay noma Cha: Yini Enhle Nokubi Ngokuthusayo Kuleli viki

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Siyakwamukela ku-Yay noma ku-Nay okuthunyelwe okuncane kwamasonto onke mayelana nokuthi yini engicabanga ukuthi yizindaba ezinhle nezimbi emphakathini osabekayo obhalwe ngezingxenyana ezilingana nokuluma. 

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UMike Flanagan ekhuluma ngokuqondisa isahluko esilandelayo ku I-Exorcist Trilogy. Lokho kungase kusho ukuthi wabona eyokugcina waqaphela ukuthi sekusele ababili futhi uma kukhona akwenzayo kahle kudwetshwe indaba. 

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Ku- isaziso yefilimu entsha esekwe ku-IP UMickey Vs Winnie. Kuyajabulisa ukufunda izindaba ezihlekisayo ezivela kubantu abangakayiboni imuvi.

Cha:

The new Ubuso Bokufa qala kabusha uthola i Isilinganiso R. Akulungile ngempela - I-Gen-Z kufanele ithole inguqulo engalinganiselwe njengezizukulwane ezedlule ukuze bakwazi ukungabaza ukufa kwabo njengoba kwenza thina sonke. 

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Russell Crowe uyakwenza enye ifilimu eyifa. Ngokushesha uba enye i-Nic Cage ngokuthi yebo kuwo wonke umbhalo, ebuyisela umlingo kuma-B-movies, nemali eyengeziwe ku-VOD. 

Cha:

Ukubeka Isikhwehlela emuva kumatiyetha ngenxa yalo 30th isikhumbuzo. Ukukhipha kabusha amamuvi akudala esinema ukugubha ingqopha-mlando kuhle kakhulu, kodwa ukwenza kanjalo lapho umlingisi ophambili kuleyo filimu ebulawa kusethi ngenxa yokunganakwa kuwukuphucwa imali kohlobo olubi kakhulu. 

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