Ihlobo selifikile futhi uyazi ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho! Amabhishi namachibi avulekile, iphunga lama-hot dogs lisemoyeni, izindawo zokukhempa zigcwele abantu abajabulile, nababulali abaqhuma basebhizinisini futhi! Sekuwubusika obude, obubandayo, kodwa sebebuyile ukuzokhipha abakhempa kanye nabeluleki ngokufanayo njengoba bengena ngokungemthetho ezindaweni zabo benethemba lokudla abagcobi ebusuku, bakhanyise ukhula, futhi baye ocansini ngaphandle. Abazi ukuthi balindelwe ngubani ethunzini!

Njengombulali we-slasher ozayo futhi ozayo ungase uzibuze ukuthi kungani lesi sigaba sababulali siphumelele kangaka; lokho kungenxa yokuthi baye bafunda i-Slasher Camp, kunjalo! I-Slasher Camp iyisifundo samasonto ayisishiyagalombili esibanjwa ezinyangeni zasebusika ezingasebenzi ukuze kufundiswe abasha abangaba ababulali abathusayo, njengawe, ukuthi bangacija kanjani amasu namakhono abo ukuze bathole lokho okuhlangenwe nakho okuhle kokubulawa kwabantu ekamu lasehlobo. Kwenzeka kanye kuphela ngonyaka, ngakho-ke kungcono ulungele, futhi kungcono ukwenze kube kuhle.

Iphutha elilula, njengokucabanga ukugijima kuyindlela yakho engcono kakhulu esikhundleni sesiqu esiqinile kungaholela ekukhubekeni ezimpandeni zesihlahla. Leli phutha linganikeza inyamazane yakho ithuba elanele lokugxumela emotweni yayo nemoto iphume lapho. Ima, imoto yabo yayisebenza?! Awuzange unqamule ibhethri lemoto yabo noma uhlephule amathayi abo?! *ehefuzela* Yingakho udinga ukuthamela le kamu umbulali wami osemusha futhi ongazi ngokumangalisayo ekuqeqesheni.

Lokho kungikhumbuza, lokhu kuveza elinye iphuzu elibalulekile; zinyakazise! Impela inyamazane yakho izobaleka isuke kuwe, futhi eziningi zazo azakhelwe ukugijima amabanga amade. Ukubekezela akusona isitayela somfana wakho ojwayelekile noma okhanda ngamatshe wasekolishi, futhi ngokuqinisekile akusona izinhlobonhlobo ze-bimbo. Iningi lizokhubeka nakanjani, liwe, futhi lishayeke iqakala noma lilimale umlenze. Kuzwakala kuyi-cliché, kodwa kulokhu ukuphumelela umjaho uhamba kancane futhi uzinzile. Kodwa-ke, kulabo kini abanemilenze emide ungakwazi ukunyathela ngesivinini esinamandla futhi ukwazi kalula ukuhlala eduze kwesisulu sakho kuze kube yilapho sesikhathele futhi sizama ukukhosela ngemva kwesihlahla. Isihlahla! *ehleka* Muhle kanjani.

Kulungile, ngakho-ke ake singene kweminye yemininingwane ozoyifunda e-Slasher Camp. Isifundo sokuqala; ulawula ngokuphelele ukusetha isimo se-camper's… isipiliyoni. Uqala udlale nezisulu zakho, uzibuke ukude futhi ubheke ukuthi zingaki. Lokhu kukunikeza nesikhathi sokuthi ubone ukuthi ubuntu babo bunjani ngoba lokho kungacacisa ukuthi ubani obulawa kuqala. Ngesikhathi esifanayo kubanikeza lowo muzwa ongakhululekile wokubukwa okuyi-mood setter ebaluleke kakhulu. Awufuni neze isisulu sakho sizizwe siphephile. Thepha emafasiteleni, noma ushiye “izipho” njengezilwane ezishonile endaweni yazo yokukhempa. Lezi zinto zenza izinwele zime ngemuva kwentamo yazo. Iphuzu liwukuthi, ufuna ukwakha kancane kancane ukungezwani. Asikho isidingo sokujaha izinto, jabulela lesi sikhathi, unethuba elilodwa kuphela unyaka ngamunye ngakho kwenze kube okukhethekile.

Isifundo sesibili, ngaphambi kokuziveza kwabahlukunyezwayo ufuna ukubenza bahlukane uma bengagcinanga bekwenza lokhu, okuyinto abaningi abazenzela yona. Ungangibuzi ukuthi kungani. Enye indlela yokwenza lokhu ukusika amandla ekhabetheni labo. Oyedwa noma ababili babo bazophumela ngaphandle bayophenya. Lokhu kukuvumela ukuthi uzikhiphe ngaphandle kwendlwana futhi ufihle imizimba yazo ukuze ihlelwe ngokuhamba kwesikhathi; sizofika esigcawini kamuva.

Enye indlela enhle yokubenza baphambuke eqenjini ukwenza “imisindo eyinqaba” ukuze bayiphenye. Abaphenyi ngamaqembu angaphezu kwababili noma abathathu, futhi nalapho lokho kuyivelakancane. Ngokujwayelekile oyedwa uyaduka eqenjini futhi akunike ithuba lokumhlukanisa neqembu unomphela. Vele wenze isiqiniseko sokuthi uthule ngakho. Asikho isidingo sokuxwayisa abanye ngokukhala kwabo. Ukungabikho kwabo ngokuthula nangokuzumayo kuyodonsa okwengeziwe ukuze kuphenywe ngamunye ngamunye, njengezinkomo eziya ekuhlatshweni.

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Isifundo sesithathu, ngena njalo. Akuwona wonke umnyango we-boogeyman okufanele ufane, lokho ubuhle bokuba umbulali we-slasher! Kuxube kulabo abakuhlahlele indlela phambi kwakho. Lapho ekugcineni wenza ukuveza kwakho okukhulu ufuna kube okumangalisayo futhi kukhumbuleke. Khumbula, uthola ithuba elilodwa kuphela lokwenza umbono wokuqala. Yilapho ikilasi lethu “lokukhahlela umnyango” liqala khona ukudlala. Abanye benu bazothola lokhu kulula kunabanye. Kodwa-ke, zikhona ezinye izindlela ongahamba ngazo uma unengqondo engaphezu kuka-brawn. Ukucasha ngemuva kwabo baze bajike bese beshaya phakathi kwakho nakho kuyinketho yakudala, kodwa kufanele ucashe futhi ulula ezinyaweni zakho. Akukho ukunyathela amagatsha noma amaqabunga aphukayo.

Uma ukhuluma ngokuvela kokuqala, isifundo sesine, e-Slasher Camp ufuna ukubeka umcabango omningi endleleni ofuna ukubukeka ngayo ngoba lokhu ngeke kushintshe… nanini. Ngaphandle uma unesaka le-burlap ekhanda lakho bese uthola ukuthuthukiswa okwesabisa kakhulu, ngakho-ke shintsha ngazo zonke izindlela. Sicela ushintshe. Lesi kuzoba yisitayela sakho sokusayina futhi sizokwakhelwa embhalweni abantu abakhuluma ngawe iminyaka neminyaka, awufuni ukwaziwa 'njengekhanda lesaka' isizukulwane ngesizukulwane.

Imaski ye-hockey, ijezi elingcolile elibomvu neliluhlaza, imaski kaWilliam Shatner ependwe mhlophe, lezi zonke izithombe eziwumfanekiso ezihlotshaniswa nombulali oyedwa kanye nombulali oyedwa kuphela. Ungakwazi ukukhokhela ukubukeka kodwa UNGAKOPI! Lona umthetho oyinhloko wababulali ababulalayo. Uzobukeka kanjani? Zitholele ukubukeka kwakho ekilasini lethu 'Lokwenza Imaski Nezingubo Zokugqoka'!

Njengokuzihlangula: ibhantshi lesikhumba elimnyama eligqokiwe, i-power drill ethwele inyoni eculayo kwakungeyena umfundi wami, anginasibopho ngaye.

Lokhu kusiletha esifundweni sesihlanu; kubaluleke kakhulu njengokubukeka kwakho kuyisikhali sakho. Abanye ababulali be-slasher abeze ngaphambi kwakho bakhethe isikhali esisodwa nje, abanye banesikhali sabo abasithandayo bese bethuthuka lapho belunywa ukuze lube lokudala. Kwesinye isikhathi abanye bavele basebenzise izandla zabo namandla anonya.

Uma uzoba uhlobo lwesikhali esisodwa sombulali we-slasher udinga ukunquma lokho kusenesikhathi. Kuyingozi ukukhetha ngoba uma uhlukana nalelo thuluzi usala ungenamandla. Kodwa-ke, uma ukwazi ukuyigcina eceleni kwakho kuzoba yithuluzi elesatshwa njengawe. Izoba yingxenye yakho futhi yakhe phezu kobunikazi bakho, futhi lokho kuyinto engenza umbulali obulalayo abe yimpumelelo yangempela.

Isifundo sesithupha; uma usukhethe ngempumelelo isikhali, noma izikhali kuye ngesitayela sakho, isigaba sethu esithi “Kill Zone” sizoba usizo olukhulu kuwe! Zijwayeze kumadumi ethu e-analogi esiwabiza ngokuthi “Vic” noma “Vicky,” okusho ukuthi “isisulu” yebo… sihlakaniphe kakhulu lapha eSlasher Camp. Angikwazi ukugcizelela ukubaluleka kwaleli klasi ngokwanele. Angikwazi ukukutshela ukuthi sekuyizikhathi ezingaki lapho abafundi bephuma baye emasimini bageje inyamazane yabo ngoba becabanga ukuthi imvelo yikhona kuphela abayidingayo. Njenganoma yini empilweni udinga ukuzilolonga.

Manje singena esifundweni sesikhombisa e-Slasher Camp, isiteji. Akubona bonke ababulali abanquma ukwenza lokhu, kodwa labo abakwenzayo bangompetha bobuciko babo, futhi bayakwenza. kakhulu kahle. Ofuna ukukwenza ukuqoqa inyamazane yakho futhi uyiqoqe endaweni lapho isisulu sakho sokugcina esimi khona, ngokuvamile owesifazane, ngeke sisithole kalula. Ungabe usuthatha isikhathi esincane ukuwabeka; mhlawumbe etafuleni lesidlo sakusihlwa noma eduze kwekhabhinethi endala ezindaweni ezihlukahlukene.

Khona-ke, lapho intombazane yokugcina kuyiyona yodwa oyishiye lapho, uyilandele kancane ngemva kwayo futhi uqiniseke ukuthi iqonda endaweni efanele. Ngaso sonke lesi sikhathi izisusa zakho akaziwa, futhi lapho ekugcineni eyithola leyo ndawo ucabanga ukuthi iyindawo ephephile. Kodwa-ke, lapho engena ngaphakathi futhi ezama ukukhanyisa izibani noma ezwa isikhali lapho ethola khona izidumbu zabangane bakhe! Kufanele kumnikeze ukwesaba kokugcina ukwenza buthaka intando yakhe ukuze aphile futhi ungene ekubulaweni.

Ngeshwa lokhu kungase kubuyisele emuva, futhi kube kanje ngisho nakubantu bethu abaphumelele kakhulu abaneziqu ku-Body Count Hall of Fame. Kwesinye isikhathi umuzwa wokuhlulwa uphenduka ube amandla, ikakhulukazi uma le ntombazane iyintombi nto. Asazi ukuthi kungani, kodwa kungenzeka ukuthi uzophunyuka ezandleni zakho, futhi abanye bakho bangase babulawe nguye.

Uma ungumbulali weqiniso akakwazi ukukubulala. Wonke umbulali omuhle uyazi lapho ehluliwe futhi kufanele adlale i-possum. Lokhu yinto esizoyihlanganisa kakhulu ekilasini lethu lokugcina ngaphambi kokuthi sikukhiphele emhlabeni.

Yize kunezinye izifundo nokuqeqeshwa ozokufunda endleleni, lolu wuhlaka oluyisisekelo lwalokho ozokuzwa emasontweni ayisishiyagalombili lapha e-Slasher Camp. Uzofunda kothisha bakho, okuhlanganisa nezikhulumi eziyizivakashi ezingomakadebona kulo mkhakha, kanye nofunda nabo ekilasini. Akuwona wonke umuntu ozosinda futhi angathola ezinye izindlela, ezifana nokuba umlandeli noma umbulali ongakhunjulwa kangako kodwa obaluleke ngokulinganayo… kulungile, mhlawumbe hhayi “okubaluleke ngokulinganayo” kodwa othandekayo ngendlela yakhe. Noma ngabe, i-Slasher Camp iyisipiliyoni sakho sempilo yakho yonke ukuze uthole ukuthi unezinto ezifanele ukuze ube ngomunye wababulali bakudala abazobe besatshwa lapho kusha noma ezindaweni zokulala iminyaka eminingi ezayo.

Uma ungumkhempa ufuna ukusinda e-Slasher Camp, funda lesi sihloko lapha mayelana nohlelo lwethu eCamp Slasher, uhlelo lwamasonto ayisishiyagalombili olwabakhempa nje!!