Izithonjana ezintathu ezingcwele kakhulu zeHorror zihlangana ndawonye kwi-cacophony enesizotha yokubulawa kwabantu ngokubomvu nangokuvuza! Lo ngumcimbi wencwadi yamahlaya akekho umlandeli oyofuna ukuwuphuthelwa njengoba u-Ash ethatha iCamp Blood Killer kanye neSpringwood Slasher esikhohlisayo. Lokhu UFreddy vs Jason vs Ash, uZiqu-zintathu ongcwele wobuphekula uyahlangana empini ebhekiswe ekufeni (okubuhlungu)!

 

Izitudiyo zefilimu kungenzeka ukuthi azibonanga lutho olwenzekayo kuphrojekthi enjalo, kodwa ngenhlanhla kubalandeli sithola isiphetho esinodlame ngokuxabana okuyisisekelo ebesikulangazelela.

 

 

Uyayazi njengoba nami ngiyazi - leli yiphupho lomlandeli oshonile ligcwaliseka! Ukucabanga nje kukodwa kwanele ukwenza izingulube zethu ziqhume! Kepha iphila ngokulingana? Ngijoyine, i-Manic Exorcism, njengoba sibheka emuva kuhlobo olungavamile lomlando we-horror futhi sihlola isaga elidumile le-  UFreddy vs Jason vs Ash.

Uma ufuna ukubulawa kwabantu, ungabe usaya phambili! Amathumbu nokukhukhumala kunqwabelana ngokushesha njengoba uphenya amakhasi aconsayo enkinga ngayinye ecwazimulayo yalobuciko obubabazekayo be-titanic. I-extravaganza egcwele ukwesaba! Kepha ukufaka ama-franchise amathathu athandwa kakhulu endabeni eyodwa ebumbene bekungeke kube ngumsebenzi olula, kepha izingqondo ezinolaka e-Wildstorm naseDynamite Entertainment zikwenze ngendlela ehlekisayo.

 

Ingemuva kuFreddy vs Jason vs Ash

Ukukhula ngeminyaka yama-80s kwakukhona amagama amabili ahlasela umhlaba wama-movie asabisayo - uFreddy noJason. Lokho akusho ukuthi akekho omunye owayengabalulekile kangako, kepha kwakukhona okuthile ngalabo bafana ababili ababesibophele thina zingane. Kwakukhona ngisho namaqembu ezigelekeqe - sasingenawo amaqembu, sasinamaqembu ezigelekeqe emuva ngaleso sikhathi - ayezinikele kwelungelo elilodwa noma kwelinye. Kungenzeka ukuthi ungumlandeli kaFreddy noma umlandeli kaJason, yebo ngiyisiphukuphuku ngiyazi, kodwa besiseBangeni Lesithathu futhi sinelungelo lokuba yiziphukuphuku.

Ngubani onganqoba impi uma ababulali bobabili behlangana ngombukiso wegazi phansi? Wonke amakhanda kaFred ayazi ukuthi iSpringwood Slasher sizowina. Khonamanjalo bonke abafundi bakaJason babazi ngokungangabazi ukuthi ijuggernaut yabo enganqandeki izomchoboza uFreddy.

 

Bese - oh Nkulunkulu wami! - kukhona okwenzekile okushintshe umdlalo. Babulala uFreddy! Abalandeli bakaJason babe nomzuzu wokunqoba njengoba babekhomba futhi behleka unkulunkulu ofile wenkolo ophikisayo!

 

 

Isibhakabhaka sihlukane phakathi kokuduma kwezulu lapho umbani uqhamuka emafwini alimele. Ukunqoba bekungokwethu futhi uValhalla wakhanyisela imigoqo yethu yenkawu - inqaba engeyinhle kepha eyazisa ikhefu. Kepha ukunqoba kwethu kwaba okwesikhashana ngoba abaphathi beSihogo nabo baphuma bazothola iqhawe lethu. Womabili la maqembu ezigelekeqe ayengenaye uFreddy noma uJason manje.

 

 

Kukhona okwenzekile nokho, umvuzo wokuthembeka kwethu kwengane. Kwakuyisibonakaliso esitholwe ekugcineni kwe- UJason Uya Esihogweni. Labo abajwayelene ne-movie bazokhumbula ingxenye enhle yesipiliyoni sonke - uNkulunkulu ayazi ukuthi akuyona i-movie uqobo - ekugcineni. Kungekudala ngemuva kokuthi uJason ehudulelwe phansi esihogweni konke okusele yisifihla-buso sakhe seHockey. Abalandeli ezinhlangothini zombili bagxumeka ngaphandle kwezikhumba zabo lapho iglavu elinezimpawu ezilinganayo elilingana nensingo lifinyelela emhlabathini likhipha imaskhi yeHockey. Phansi Esihogweni.

 

 

Freddy vs. Jason kwaba ngokuqiniseka! Sasingazi ukuthi kuzodingeka silinde iminyaka eyishumi ngaphambi kokuthi ekugcineni kwenzeke. Isikhathi esiningi sesidlulile saze sabuza ukuthi ngabe sizokwenzeka. Ngemuva kwalokho u-Agasti 13, 2003 obekulindwe isikhathi eside Freddy vs. Jason yakhululwa, kepha yasabela ngokuxubekile. Akuyona i-movie embi ngokusho ngakunye, futhi kumnandi impela, kepha bekunezinto kuleyo filimu ebevele zingathembekile kunoma iyiphi i-franchise. Kukonke, ingabe kwakuyi-movie emnandi? Yebo bekunjalo, futhi kungajatshulelwa.

 

 

Lapho amakhredithi esegoqe ukulandelana kwakulindelekile. Ukuqagela kuzwakale kuzungeza isigamu samahemuhemu njengezinyoni ezithukuthele. Kungashonaphi i-franchise ngemuva kokuletha bobabili ababulali abesabekayo ekugcineni? Ngabe amanye ama-franchise angalethwa nawo? Ngabe sizobona Halloween or I-Texas Chainsaw Massacre hlanganisa ku-Crystal Lake noma ku-Elm Street? Mayelana nani Ukufa Okubi?

 

 

URobert Englund ngokwakhe ubesondele eNew Line ngensimbi eqhubekayo (BRILLIANT). I-pitch angihlanganyela nayo ngenkathi ngihlangana naye eMonsterpalooza ekuqaleni konyaka.

Ngibambe udaba lwami lwe UFreddy vs. Jason vs. Ash ezandleni zonke zilungele ukuthi asayine - i-autograph yokuma ngokuziqhenya eceleni kukaKane Hodder, ngoba ngoNkulunkulu, uKane nguJason lapho ngifunda lo comic - u-Englund uthathe ikhomikhi, wayithanda okwesikhashana, wangitshela nge-movie ukuthi cishe kwenzeke.

 

 

"Benginombono wokuthi ngilethe uBruce (Campbell) engxenyeni yesi-2," kusho u-Englund. “Ngize ngaba nomqondo ngoposta. UBruce ubengangifaka ekhanda engalweni eyodwa, kanti uJason angivalele kwenye ingalo. Umugqa we-movie uzobe uthi 'Ukugcina umhlaba uphephile ekulandeleni' kepha isitudiyo asikuthandanga lokho. ”

Noma yimuphi umbono kungani? Batshele uRobert Englund ukuthi abafuni ukubulala uFreddy. Manje mangaki ama-movie asevele ekhona lapho uFreddy efa ngandlela thile? “Ungibuyise ngepipi lezinja kwifilimu eyodwa,” ephikisa. Lesi situdiyo besicabanga ukuthi ukuphinda benze uFreddy noJason kungaba isu elingcono nokho.

Kungabonakala UFreddy vs Jason vs Ash angisoze ngakubona ukukhanya kosuku.

 

 

Ngenhlanhla bekungaba khona othile owenze njengombono ka-Englund futhi wacabanga ukuthi ubesabeka ngokuphelele - futhi wawuguqula waba ngumdlalo wamahlaya esixoxa ngawo manje. Kungaba kufomu yencwadi yamahlaya, kepha ungavumeli lokho kukuphazamise ekutheni ungakholeki kanjani UFreddy vs. Jason vs. Ash ngempela kunjalo.

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