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I-Easter Bunny

I-Easter yisikhathi esihle sonyaka, esikhombisa ukuqala kwentwasahlobo nokuphela kobusika obude obumnyama. Izinsuku zigcwele ukukhanya kwelanga okwengeziwe, izinyoni ziyakhala, izimbali ziyaqhakaza nokufika okwesabekayo kwe-Easter Bunny.

Njengabaningi benu, ngaziswa umcabango wokuthi unogwaja angilethele uswidi omncane ngisemncane kakhulu. Uyakhumbula ukuvakasha kwakho kokuqala ukuthola isithombe sezitolo esingajabulisi ne-Easter Bunny? Ngabe ugijimele ukumanga, noma udonswe ethangeni lakhe, ukhahlela futhi umemeza?

Abanye bethu babusiswa ngemibhoshongo emnandi enoboya obuhle nezihlathi ezimomothekayo. Abanye babenenhlanhla embi yokubingelelwa ngento efana nale monstrosity engezansi.

Ngikholwa wukuthi iningi labantu abalingana nami banesithombe sabo behleli ethangeni lesidalwa esesabekayo esinjengalesi. Ukuthi abazali bethu, noma ngubani osengqondweni yabo efanele, bebengacabanga kanjani ukuthi lokhu kungaba ngumqondo omuhle kungaphezu kwami. Cabanga umncane futhi ubheke phezulu ku-6 'unogwaja onezandla ezinkulu, amehlo ahlabayo namazinyo abukhali !!!!

Lokho ngeke kubangele ingane impilo yonke.

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Thatha okunye ukubuka isithombe ngenhla. Uyayibona? Bhekisisa (Cha, hhayi ibhulukwe, bantu. Bheka uMvundla).

Bona amasokhethi amakhulu amnyama lapho kufanele abe khona amehlo. Le yimbobo eya esihogweni lapho i-Easter Bunny yavela khona. Uma ubuka isikhathi eside ngokwanele uzothuthelwa lapho, ungaphinde ubonwe.

Ngafundisa izingane zami zisencane ukuthi zingabheki iso elincane ukuze zivikeleke. Ukube nje balalela. Nkulunkulu, ngisamkhumbula uTimmy omncane.

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Sinenhlanhla ngathi, izingane ziyakwazi ukuzwa okubi. Kungakho ukumemeza kokwesaba kungazwakala kuzwakala kuyo yonke inxanxathela yezitolo eMelika kule nyanga.

Uyabona, izingane empeleni azifuni ukubona i-Easter Bunny. Okwabo abazali bafuna ukuthi babone i-Easter Bunny. Izingane zihlakaniphe ngokwanele ukuthi zingathengisi umphefumulo wazo ngokushintshana ngama-jelly beans.

Ngokuzimisela, ngubani odla leso sidenge nganoma iyiphi indlela? Futhi, ake sizame ukungacabangi ukuthi lawo maqanda avelaphi empeleni. Akufani nokuthi i-Easter Bunny inesaka lomlingo njengoSanta. Uyazi ukuthi kunendawo eyodwa kuphela enengqondo abangavela kuyo, akunjalo?

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Ukuze ngiqiniseke ngombono wami, ngenze inhlolovo esheshayo enkulisa yangakithi yangakini. Ukuvumelana okujwayelekile bekungukuthi izingane sezigula "ngamakhanda ethu" ngayo yonke into ethi "Asihambe siyobona i-Easter Bunny".

Izingane zonke zifungile ukuthi kuzoba nokuziphindiselela ngesimo "sesipho esikhethekile kumaHuggies ethu" nganoma yimuphi umzali obaphoqa ukuthi bavakashele unogwaja kulo nyaka. Ngingabantu abazimisele; lalela izinyanda zakho zenjabulo! Awazi ukuthi izingane ziyikusasa lethu?

(Umshwana wokuzikhipha emthwalweni: Kwakungekho luhlolo lwangempela; kwakuyinkulisa ngenxa kaKristu. Ngiyakuthanda nje ukwenza izinto. Ngingasho, kodwa-ke, uthisha wayebonakala engangithandi nhlobo. Wayelokhu esho izinto ezinjengokuthi “phuma lapha ngaphambi kokuthi ngibize amaphoyisa ”nokuthi“ angisavumelekile ukubuyela esikoleni ”. Wayeseqhubeka ethi ngangiwumuntu“ owesabekayo osabisa izingane ezincane ”. Ngicabanga ukuthi ubephendula ngokweqile.)

 

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Ngiyacela bazali, thathani le ndatshana njengomsebenzi womphakathi. Ungayifaki inzalo yakho enhle ekufeni-ngemuva-kwamehlo, ukuba namazinyo abukhali, okudla i-Easter Bunny. Ngimangele ngokweqiniso asiliboni ikoloni labo abahamba bezungeza ngamaveni amhlophe betshela izingane ukuthi zinamaswidi nemidlwane.

Ama-Easter Bunnies angamabhola nje aluhlaza obubi obugxilwe.

Ngakho-ke ngicela uqinisekise ukuthi uthola izingane uswidi omuhle kulo nyaka. Akusekho lokhu kwe-Peeps ne-Jelly Bean bullshit. Njengokuthi, ushokoledi omuhle owudla endlini yangasese noma ekhabethe ngenkathi ufihle izingane zakho ngakho-ke akudingeki wabelane.

(Iqiniso Elijabulisayo: Iqembu lonogwaja libizwa ngokuthi ikoloni noma isidleke. Lapho-ke uya khona, uthola imfundo emahhala kwelakho ngokweqiniso. Wamukelekile.)

Ingabe izingane zakho zithandile noma zizonda i-Easter Bunny? Ngabe ubhontshisi wake wakunikeza okuncane kokukhasa? Sitshele kumazwana angezansi. Ngenkathi ukuwo, sazise ukuthi yiliphi uswidi onethemba lokulithola kubhasikidi wakho kulo nyaka!

Kusuka kuwo wonke umndeni we-iHorror, i-Happy Easter kuwe nakwakho!

 

Ufuna ukufunda nge-Easter Bunny esabekayo kunazo zonke? Chofoza lapha ngophethiloli omsulwa ophusayo onguJesu Bunny ovela Amaholide!

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Siyakwamukela ku Yebo noma Cha okuthunyelwe okuncane kwamasonto onke mayelana nokuthi yini engicabanga ukuthi yizindaba ezinhle nezimbi emphakathini osabekayo obhalwe ngezingxenyana ezilingana nokuluma. Lokhu okwesonto likaMeyi 5 kuya kuMeyi 10.

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Ngesimo Sobudlova wenza umuntu ahleke ngesikhathi I-Chicago Critics Film Fest ukuhlola. Kungokokuqala kulo nyaka ukuthi umgxeki agule efilimini okungeyona I-Blumhouse ifilimu. 

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Ukuthula Komsakazo ikhipha ukwakhiwa kabusha of Ukubalekela eNew York. Darn, besifuna ukubona iNyoka izama ukubalekela isithabathaba somuzi esivaliwe esigcwele “izihlanya” zaseNew York City.

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Okusha Ama-Twisters ukwehla kwe-trailerped, egxile emandleni anamandla emvelo adwengula amadolobha asemaphandleni. Kuyindlela enhle yokubuka amakhandidethi enza into efanayo ezindabeni zasendaweni phakathi nomjikelezo wabezindaba womongameli walo nyaka.  

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Producer UBryan Fuller isuka kude Ama-A24's NgoLwesihlanu uchungechunge lwe-13 ICamp Crystal Lake ethi isitudiyo sifuna ukuhamba “ngendlela ehlukile.” Ngemuva kweminyaka emibili yentuthuko yochungechunge oluthusayo kubonakala ngaleyo ndlela ayifaki imibono evela kubantu abazi ukuthi bakhuluma ngani: abalandeli ku-subreddit.

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Ekugcineni, Indoda ende kusuka ku-Phantasm kuyathola eyakhe iFunko Pop! Okubi kakhulu ukuthi inkampani yamathoyizi iyehluleka. Lokhu kunikeza incazelo entsha emgqeni odumile ka-Angus Scrimm ovela ku-movie: “Udlala umdlalo omuhle…kodwa umdlalo uphelile. Manje uyafa!”

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Inkosi yebhola U-Travis Kelce ujoyina uRyan Murphy omusha iphrojekthi esabekayo njengomdlali osekelayo. Uthole ukunyathelisa okungaphezu kwesimemezelo sa I-Dahmer's Emmy owinile U-Niecy Nash-Betts empeleni ukuhola. 

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'I-Clown Motel 3,' Amafilimu Emotela Esabekayo YaseMelika!

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Kukhona okuthile ngama-clowns okungavusa imizwa yokwethuka noma ukungakhululeki. Ama-clown, anezici zawo eziyihaba nokumomotheka okupendiwe, asevele asusiwe ekubukekeni komuntu okuvamile. Uma evezwa ngendlela embi kumamuvi, angabangela imizwa yokwesaba noma yokungakhululeki ngenxa yokuthi azulazula kuleyo ndawo engathandeki phakathi kokujwayelekile nokungajwayelekile. Ukuhlotshaniswa kwama-clowns nobumsulwa kanye nenjabulo yobuntwana kungenza ukuvezwa kwabo njengababi noma izimpawu zokwesaba kuphazamise nakakhulu; ukubhala nje lokhu nokucabanga ngama-clowns kungenza ngizizwe ngingakhululekile. Abaningi bethu bangajwayelana lapho kukhulunywa ngokwesaba ama-clowns! Kukhona ifilimu entsha ye-clown emkhathizwe, I-Clown Motel: Izindlela ezi-3 zokuya esihogweni, ethembisa ukuba nebutho lezithonjana ezesabekayo futhi inikeze amathani okubulala okunegazi. Bheka ukukhululwa kwabezindaba ngezansi, futhi uhlale uphephile kulawa ma-clowns!

I-Clown Motel – Tonopah, Nevada

I-Clown Motel iqambe ngokuthi “I-Scariesest Motel in America,” itholakala edolobheni elinokuthula lase-Tonopah, e-Nevada, edume phakathi kwabathandi bokwesaba. Inetimu ye-clown engajabulisi engena yonke iyintshi yangaphandle, indawo yokwamukela izivakashi, namagumbi ezivakashi. Ibekwe ngaphesheya kwamathuna angenalutho kusukela ekuqaleni kwawo-1900, indawo esabekayo ye-motel iphakanyiswa ukuba seduze kwayo namathuna.

I-Clown Motel ikhiphe ifilimu yayo yokuqala, I-Clown Motel: Imimoya Iyavuka, emuva ngo-2019, kodwa manje sidlulela kowesithathu!

Umqondisi nombhali uJoseph Kelly usebuyile futhi I-Clown Motel: Izindlela ezi-3 zokuya esihogweni, futhi bethula abo ngokusemthethweni umkhankaso oqhubekayo.

I-Clown Motel 3 ihlose okukhulu futhi ingelinye lamanethiwekhi amakhulu wabalingisi be-horror franchise kusukela ngo-2017 Death House.

IClown Motel yethula abalingisi abavela ku:

Halloween (1978) - Tony Moran - owaziwa ngendima yakhe njengoMichael Myers ongaveziwe.

NgoLwesihlanu 13th (1980) - U-Ari Lehman - u-Jason Voorhees osemncane wokuqala ovela efilimini yokuqala "NgoLwesihlanu Lwe-13".

Iphupho elibi ku-Elm Street Izingxenye 4 & 5 - ULisa Wilcox - uveza u-Alice.

I-Exorcist (1973) – Elieen Dietz – Pazuzu Demon.

I-Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) - uBrett Wagner - owaba nokubulawa kokuqala efilimini njenge "Kemper Kill Leather Face.'

Memeza Izingxenye 1 & 2 - U-Lee Waddell - owaziwa ngokudlala i-Ghostface yasekuqaleni.

Indlu Yezidumbu Eziyinkulungwane (2003) - URobert Mukes - owaziwa ngokudlala uRufus ehambisana noSheri Zombie, uBill Moseley, noSid Haig ongasekho.

Izingxenye ze-Poltergeist 1 & 2-U-Oliver Robins, owaziwa ngendima yakhe njengomfana owesatshiswa umlingisi ngaphansi kombhede e-Poltergeist, manje uzophenya umbhalo njengoba amatafula ephenduka!

I-WWD, manje eyaziwa ngokuthi i-WWE - I-Wrestler Al Burke ijoyina uhlu!

Ngochungechunge lwezinganekwane ezithusayo futhi ezibekwe emotela esabekayo yaseMelika, leli iphupho elifezekile kubalandeli bamafilimu ethusayo yonke indawo!

I-Clown Motel: Izindlela ezi-3 zokuya esihogweni

Ithini imuvi yama-clown engenabo abadlali bangempela bempilo, nokho? Ukujoyina ifilimu kukhona uRelik, uVillyVodka, futhi, kunjalo, i-Mischief - Kelsey Livengood.

I-Special Effects izokwenziwa ngu-Joe Castro, ukuze wazi ukuthi ubumnandi buzoba mnandi!

Idlanzana labalingisi ababuyayo lihlanganisa uMindy Robinson (VHS, Ibanga 15), Mark Hoadley, Ray Guiu, Dave Bailey, DieTrich, Bill Victor Arucan, Denny Nolan, Ron Russell, Johnny Perotti (Hammy), Vicky Contreras. Ukuze uthole ukwaziswa okwengeziwe ngefilimu, vakashela Ikhasi le-Facebook elisemthethweni le-Clown Motel.

Ukubuyela emuva kumafilimu afakiwe futhi asanda kumenyezelwa namuhla, uJenna Jameson naye uzojoyina uhlangothi lwama-clowns. Futhi qagelani? Ithuba elikhona kanye empilweni lokumjoyina noma izithonjana ezimbalwa ezithusayo ezisethelwe indima yosuku olulodwa! Ulwazi olwengeziwe lungatholakala ekhasini Lomkhankaso we-Clown Motel.

Umlingisikazi uJenna Jameson ujoyina abalingisi.

Phela ubani ongeke afune ukubulawa yisithombe?

Abakhiqizi Abaphezulu uJoseph Kelly, uDave Bailey, uMark Hoadley, uJoe Castro

Abakhiqizi uNicole Vegas, Jimmy Star, Shawn C. Phillips, Joel Damian

I-Clown Motel Izindlela ezi-3 zokuya esihogweni ibhalwe futhi iqondiswe nguJoseph Kelly futhi ithembisa inhlanganisela yokwethuka nokulangazelela.

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Ukubukeka Kokuqala: Kusethi ethi 'Siyakwamukela ku-Derry' kanye nengxoxo no-Andy Muschietti

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Ukukhuphuka emiseleni yendle, umculi wokudonsa kanye nomthandi wefilimu eyesabekayo I-Elvirus Yangempela wathatha abalandeli bakhe ngemuva kwezigcawu ze MAX uchungechunge Siyakwamukela ku-Derry ohambweni olukhethekile olusethiwe. Umbukiso uhlelelwe ukuthi ukhululwe ngesinye isikhathi ngo-2025, kodwa idethi eqinile ayikabekwa.

Ukuqopha kwenzeka eCanada ngo Ethekwini Lethemba, indawo yokuma yedolobha eliqanjiwe laseNew England iDerry elitholakala ngaphakathi kwe Stephen King universe. Indawo yokulala iguqulwe yaba ilokishi kusukela ngeminyaka yawo-1960.

Siyakwamukela ku-Derry uchungechunge olwandulela umqondisi U-Andrew Muschietti ukuguqulwa kwezingxenye ezimbili kweNkosi It. Uchungechunge luyathakazelisa ngoba alugcini nje ngokuphathelene It, kodwa bonke abantu abahlala e-Derry — okuhlanganisa abalingisi abayisithonjana abavela ku-King ouvre.

Elvirus, egqoke njenge Pennywise, vakashela isethi eshisayo, qaphela ukuze ungavezi noma yiziphi iziphangi, futhi ukhuluma noMuschietti ngokwakhe, odalula ngokuqondile Kanjani ukubiza igama lakhe: I-Moose-Key-etti.

Indlovukazi yokudonsa ehlekisayo inikezwe imvume yokufinyelela kukho konke endaweni futhi isebenzisa lelo lungelo ukuhlola ama-props, ama-facade kanye namalungu eqembu. Kuphinde kwavela ukuthi isizini yesibili isivele ikhanya eluhlaza.

Bheka ngezansi futhi usazise ukuthi ucabangani. Futhi ingabe ulubheke ngabomvu uchungechunge lwe-MAX Siyakwamukela ku-Derry?

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