Kubhalwe nguPatti Pauley

Kunokuthile nje ngo-Anjelica Huston exebula ubuso bakhe obunobuntu phakathi Abathakathi lokho kukwenza ufune ukugcwala futhi uphonsa amanzi angcwele kuyo yonke indawo yedemoni.

Ukube ubuyingane ethusayo ngeminyaka yama-90s, kungenzeka ukuthi ubonile u-Anjelica Huston kulo lonke uhlobo lwenkazimulo yakhe njengoba ngokukhazimulayo ethatha indima ayifisayo impilo yakhe yonke, uMorticia Addams kumabhayisikobho e-Addams Family; futhi wabethela udoti kuwo wafaka isimangalo sakhe njengengane yesimanje emnyama esimnyama sobabili ebesisifuna njengenkosikazi nomama. Wayengunkulunkulukazi we-goth futhi sasimthanda ngakho.

Kodwa-ke, ngaphambi kokuthi anqume amakhanda ama-rosebuds engadini yakhe yama-gothic, waqinisa indawo yakhe emlandweni ngo-1990 ngokukhombisa kwakhe okwesabekayo iGrand High Witch kaRoald Dahl.

 

Ithathwe encwadini kaDahl ka-1983 futhi ngokudabukisayo, i-movie yokugcina eyenziwe nguJim Henson omkhulu, Abathakathi lilethe inani elifanele lokuqina esikrinini kubabukeli abasebasha ngaphandle kokudlula isilinganiso se-PG. Lokho kuyinto ehehayo impela uma ucabanga ukuthi umphikisi oyinhloko wefilimu wayengamazwi amaningi, uCharles Manson wezwe lomthakathi wayala abafundi bakhe ukuthi balahle yonke ingane yokugcina eMhlabeni ngokusebenzisa ini okunye? Ushokoledi, kunjalo. Ushokoledi oguqula i ezinengekayo, izinja eziwisa ukunuka, ama-brats amancane kumagundane. Ngenkathi isisekelo sodwa kuyinto enganikeza noma iyiphi ingane encane amaphupho amabi ngesikhathi sokulala, bekungukusebenza kukaHuston ku Abathakathi okwethusa ukukhwabanisa okungokoqobo kwezingane emuva ekuqaleni kweminyaka yama-90s.

Ngakho-ke ngalolu suku, okubuye kube wusuku lokuzalwa lukaNkosazana Huston, sigubha ukuthi kungani uMninimandla onke uGreat High Witch wayengumuntu othakathayo kunabo bonke esibukweni. * Ama-Spoiler ngaphambili uma ungakaboni leli gugu lemidlalo yaseshashalazini.

Wembula Umthakathi Omkhulu Ophakeme 

Njengoba kushiwo phezulu kwalesi jam, ungaqiniseki ukuthi kukhona okunye okushaqisayo enganeni kunokubuka umuntu omuhle njengoHuston exebula isikhumba senkomishi yakhe njengesifihla-buso sobuso bukaMary Kay ukuveza ubuntu bakhe obuyimfihlo.

Bekuhlala kungikhathaza ukuthi ukwazile kanjani ukufihla lelo khala elikhulu kakhulu ngaphansi kokufihla kwakhe, kepha ngicabanga ukuthi iGrand High Witch inezindlela zayo futhi mhlawumbe angifanele ngiyibuze kungenjalo ngingahle ngibe nenqwaba yomlotha. Okusiholela esibonelweni esilandelayo.

IGrand High Witch ayizithandi izinkulumo ezimnandi

Bona nansi into: uma ungumthakathi osezingeni eliphansi egumbini elilodwa nomphathi wakho, kufanele ugcine imibono yakho kuwe. Futhi ngenxa ye-fuck musa ukudumzela ubucwebe ngaphansi kokuphefumula kwakho ngaphakathi kwezindlebe zokufinyelela kowesifazane onamandla kunabo bonke emhlabeni. Yize ukuphawula bekungukubuka nje futhi kungenangozi, iGrand High Witch ikwenze kwacaca kabuhlungu ngisho nokwesaba okuncane kulabo abangaphansi kwabo kuzobabiza kakhulu.

Usale kahle, usale Bruno!

Isihogo esingcwele, ingabe iNdlovukazi Yothakathi iyazizonda izingane noma yini ?! Ngesikhathi somhlangano omncane wabathakathi, i-scabby Highness yakho ikhombisa okwakamuva, futhi kakhulu ummbila ukusungulwa- Ifomula 86. Wona kanye umuthi okufanele uhlanjululwe ube ngamaswidi okufanele ahlakazeke ezinganeni emhlabeni wonke. Ngakho-ke uletha ukuboniswa okubonakalayo kwalokho okufanele ulindele ukukubona uma ifomula iqala ukusebenza. Kubukeka sengathi I-Conal Cochran unomncintiswano obucayi lapha.

Uqonde ngqo izama ukubulala le ngane

IGrand High Witch ayikhombisi kuzwela nakubantwana. Lokho kungokuhlanya okubi okumsulwa khona lapho manene namanenekazi. Ngenhlanhla uLuka omncane wethu ophikisana noFlick uyangenelela futhi asindise usuku ngoba angiqiniseki kangako ukuthi ngingabhekana kanjani nalolo hlobo lwengane olubulala abesilisa kumafilimu okuthiwa anomndeni.

Usabeka ngisho njengegundane elilahlekile 

I-Skeksis ungabi nalutho ku-Grand High Witch ngendlela ehlanzekile yamagundane. Lapho izinhlelo zihlasela, uMthakathi wabo bonke abathakathi uzithola esenkingeni impela. Uma ungenayo i-phobia yamagundane namagundane ngaphambili, ungaba nayo manje ngoba ukuguqulwa kwamagundane weGrand Highness kungukugcina kwamaphupho amabi endle. Futhi-ke kwenzekani? Uhlaselwa yi-Mr. Bean.

UMnu Fucking. Ubhontshisi.

Lo mfana khona lapha ubulale uMthakathi Omkhulu. Ngicabanga ukuthi ngisho nenhloko yabathakathi ayikwazi ukuncintisana nalolu hlobo lwe-mojo.

Ngakho-ke sonke manje, sonke ake sifisele Ubukhosi bakhe ubuthakathi nezinwele ezinhle ezimnyama jet-usuku oluhle lokuzalwa! Siyabonga ngakho konke ukuhlanekezela lapho ungena esitolo sikaswidi useyingane.