Nansi ke into… angizithandi izilwane ezihuquzelayo. Ngiyazi, ngiyazi. Ngiyezwa abanye benu bayabubula laphaya njengoba sikhuluma, kodwa kuliqiniso. Ngaphezu kwalokho, akukhona ukuthi angizithandi nje izinyoka, kepha empeleni nginovalo ngokuphelele. Ngokwemvelo, amafilimu asabekayo agxile ezihuquzelayo awavamile ukwenza uhlu lwami lokubuka.

Into ehlekisayo ukuthi noma bengikhulula, ngibonile inani elimangazayo lamafilimu empilweni yami. Abanye babo ngibabhekile ngamehlo angaphakathi ngaphakathi. Uma ufuna ukuthi i-movie ikwesabise, ukuhamba nento oyesaba kakhulu yiyona best isinqamuleli, phela. Kwesinye isikhathi, ngangivele ngibe nesifiso sokuzwa ngemuva kokuzwa ngefilimu kangangoba bekufanele ngizibonele yona. Kwesinye isikhathi, bekuyilokho okwakuku-TV lapho usakhula usengumntwana futhi abazali bakho bebengakayithengi i-VCR yabo yokuqala.

Kunoma ikuphi, ake sibheke amafilimu ama-horror agxile kakhulu ezinwabuzelayo engake ngazibona zingahlelekile ...

Ama-Anacondas: Ukuzingelwa Kwe-Orchid Yegazi

Kulungile, ngaphambi kokuthi weqe icala lami, ngizwe. Ngiyazi ukuthi le filimu iseceleni okuyisimungulu. Umqondo wonke weqembu lososayensi abafuna i-orchid okungathi yandisa impilo etholakala kuphela ehlathini elizungezwe yindlala, futhi ngokungagwegwesi, izinhlwathi ezinkulu ezinomoya okhohlakele ziyinto elula ngisho neyesidalwa.

Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngiyazi ukuthi inyoka ayibukeki ibukeka ingeyangempela. Uyazi yini? Lapho ikhombisa ibhola elikhulu lokumatanisa ngasekupheleni kwefilimu futhi ngaqala ukufutheka, kwakungasho lutho nakancane! I-Ophidiophobia, bakithi. Izokuthola njalo. Ngisho ngicabanga ngakho, manje…aqhaqhazele…cha ngiyabonga!

Isihlungu (1982)

Uyazi yini okwesabekayo kunesixuku sezinyoka ezinkulu ehlathini? Inyoka eyodwa… inyoka eyodwa enobuthi… icashe endlini yakho…

UKlaus Kinski, uSusan George, no-Oliver Reed balingisa kule filimu ekhuluma ngabashokobezi bamazwe aphesheya abazimisele ngokuthumba ingane yezithandani ezicebile. Kunenkinga eyodwa kuphela, inyoka yesilwanyane yomfana ayala ukuthi ishintshwe ngephutha ngemamba emnyama ebulalayo ehlasela ngokushesha omunye wabathumbi ngaphambi kokunyamalala endlini. Njengoba ubusuku buqhubeka, bawela kancane kancane kumbulali othule.

Bheka i-trailer engezansi uma ukulo hlobo lwento.

Isikhafu

Kulungile, ake sishiye izinyoka ngemuva okwesikhashana ngoba ngidinga ukuphumula.

Isikhafu kwakungomunye walawo ma-movie okwatholakala ukuthi angcono kakhulu kunalokho ayekade enakho futhi empeleni kungenye yamafilimu agxile kakhulu ku-aligator agcwele izingxabano engake ngawabona noma ngabe amanye awo engakholeki neze. Ifilimu ka-Alexandre Aja ekhuluma ngowesifazane ozama ukuhlenga ubaba wakhe ngesikhathi sesiphepho esigabeni sesi-5 iqala isenzo ngokushesha njengoba ebona ukuthi ikhaya labo ligcwele izingwenya ezinkulu kakhulu, ezilambile kakhulu njengoba izikhukhula ziqhubeka nokukhuphuka.

Ukusuka lapho, uya emijahweni kwenye yamafilimu wesabekayo agxile kakhulu futhi angakhathazi engikubone eminyakeni eminingana.

Jennifer (1978)

UJennifer Baylor (Lisa Pelikan) wakhulela emphakathini wasemakhaya lapho aye khona kwelinye lamasonto angaqondakali aphatha izinyoka. Manje esikoleni samabanga aphakeme, uyakwazi ukubamba umfundaze esikoleni samabanga aphansi, kodwa amanye amantombazane amphatha kabi, amhlukumeza futhi enze impilo yakhe ibe yisihogo esiphilayo. Babona sekwephuze kakhulu ngephutha abalenzile, kunjalo.

Uyabona, uJennifer unamandla akhethekile abonakala kuye njengengane esontweni. Intombazane inesixhumanisi semilingo nezinyoka futhi bonke bazimisele kakhulu ukwenza intando yabo. Uyazi nje ukuthi umhlangano wenkundla uhambe into efana nokuthi, “Kufana nokuthi Carrie, kodwa ngezinyoka! ”

Noma kunjalo, ezinye zezehlakalo azikhathazi neze ikakhulukazi lezo zithombe zikaJennifer, egqoke ingubo emhlophe, izingalo zakhe zelulelwe ezulwini, zimemeza izisebenzi zakhe ezixegayo.

I-Rogue

Ngokukhululekile kusekelwe engwenya yangempela e-Australia, I-Rogue ilandisa ngendaba yeqembu labavakashi abagibela isikebhe “bebuka izingwenya”. Lapho umhlahlandlela wabo (URadha Mitchell) uqaphela intuthu buqamama, unquma ukuphenya ukuze abone ukuthi kukhona yini umuntu odinga usizo ukuze agcine esenkingeni ngamacala akhe esiqhingini esincane kanti izingwenya ziyahamba nomsinga.

Kunezikhathi zokungezwani kwangempela okungaxazululeki kuyo yonke le filimu okuzokugcina onqenqemeni lwesihlalo sakho.

Ukuhlonishwa Okushiwo: Alligator (1980)

Cishe ingenye yamafilimu “amahle kakhulu endle” aseke enziwa, le filimu ihlanganisa isenzo esiqinile nokwesaba ukuthola i-alligator engamamitha angu-30 evulekile emigwaqweni yaseNew York ngezindlela ezihlekisayo neziphazamisayo. Idamu lokubhukuda elisephathini eliwubukhazikhazi lizohlala nawe isikhathi eside ngemuva kokuthi liphelile.

Ukuhlonishwa Okushiwo: Lake Placid

Ngeke nje ukhulume ngama-movie we-horror agxile kuzirhubuluzi ngaphandle kokuletha leli gem lamahlaya. Ukuxuba ukubhuqa nesidalwa esesabeka ngokweqiniso noBetty White onomlomo onenhlamba, le filimu ijabulisa ngokuphelele futhi ilungele ubusuku obubodwa kusofa.