I-Easter yisikhathi esihle sonyaka, esikhombisa ukuqala kwentwasahlobo nokuphela kobusika obude obumnyama. Izinsuku zigcwele ukukhanya kwelanga okwengeziwe, izinyoni ziyakhala, izimbali ziyaqhakaza nokufika okwesabekayo kwe-Easter Bunny.

Njengabaningi benu, ngaziswa umcabango wokuthi unogwaja angilethele uswidi omncane ngisemncane kakhulu. Uyakhumbula ukuvakasha kwakho kokuqala ukuthola isithombe sezitolo esingajabulisi ne-Easter Bunny? Ngabe ugijimele ukumanga, noma udonswe ethangeni lakhe, ukhahlela futhi umemeza?

Abanye bethu babusiswa ngemibhoshongo emnandi enoboya obuhle nezihlathi ezimomothekayo. Abanye babenenhlanhla embi yokubingelelwa ngento efana nale monstrosity engezansi.

Ngikholwa wukuthi iningi labantu abalingana nami banesithombe sabo behleli ethangeni lesidalwa esesabekayo esinjengalesi. Ukuthi abazali bethu, noma ngubani osengqondweni yabo efanele, bebengacabanga kanjani ukuthi lokhu kungaba ngumqondo omuhle kungaphezu kwami. Cabanga umncane futhi ubheke phezulu ku-6 'unogwaja onezandla ezinkulu, amehlo ahlabayo namazinyo abukhali !!!!

Lokho ngeke kubangele ingane impilo yonke.

Thatha okunye ukubuka isithombe ngenhla. Uyayibona? Bhekisisa (Cha, hhayi ibhulukwe, bantu. Bheka uMvundla).

Bona amasokhethi amakhulu amnyama lapho kufanele abe khona amehlo. Le yimbobo eya esihogweni lapho i-Easter Bunny yavela khona. Uma ubuka isikhathi eside ngokwanele uzothuthelwa lapho, ungaphinde ubonwe.

Ngafundisa izingane zami zisencane ukuthi zingabheki iso elincane ukuze zivikeleke. Ukube nje balalela. Nkulunkulu, ngisamkhumbula uTimmy omncane.

Sinenhlanhla ngathi, izingane ziyakwazi ukuzwa okubi. Kungakho ukumemeza kokwesaba kungazwakala kuzwakala kuyo yonke inxanxathela yezitolo eMelika kule nyanga.

Uyabona, izingane empeleni azifuni ukubona i-Easter Bunny. Okwabo abazali bafuna ukuthi babone i-Easter Bunny. Izingane zihlakaniphe ngokwanele ukuthi zingathengisi umphefumulo wazo ngokushintshana ngama-jelly beans.

Ngokuzimisela, ngubani odla leso sidenge nganoma iyiphi indlela? Futhi, ake sizame ukungacabangi ukuthi lawo maqanda avelaphi empeleni. Akufani nokuthi i-Easter Bunny inesaka lomlingo njengoSanta. Uyazi ukuthi kunendawo eyodwa kuphela enengqondo abangavela kuyo, akunjalo?

Ukuze ngiqiniseke ngombono wami, ngenze inhlolovo esheshayo enkulisa yangakithi yangakini. Ukuvumelana okujwayelekile bekungukuthi izingane sezigula "ngamakhanda ethu" ngayo yonke into ethi "Asihambe siyobona i-Easter Bunny".

Izingane zonke zifungile ukuthi kuzoba nokuziphindiselela ngesimo "sesipho esikhethekile kumaHuggies ethu" nganoma yimuphi umzali obaphoqa ukuthi bavakashele unogwaja kulo nyaka. Ngingabantu abazimisele; lalela izinyanda zakho zenjabulo! Awazi ukuthi izingane ziyikusasa lethu?

(Umshwana wokuzikhipha emthwalweni: Kwakungekho luhlolo lwangempela; kwakuyinkulisa ngenxa kaKristu. Ngiyakuthanda nje ukwenza izinto. Ngingasho, kodwa-ke, uthisha wayebonakala engangithandi nhlobo. Wayelokhu esho izinto ezinjengokuthi “phuma lapha ngaphambi kokuthi ngibize amaphoyisa ”nokuthi“ angisavumelekile ukubuyela esikoleni ”. Wayeseqhubeka ethi ngangiwumuntu“ owesabekayo osabisa izingane ezincane ”. Ngicabanga ukuthi ubephendula ngokweqile.)

 

Ngiyacela bazali, thathani le ndatshana njengomsebenzi womphakathi. Ungayifaki inzalo yakho enhle ekufeni-ngemuva-kwamehlo, ukuba namazinyo abukhali, okudla i-Easter Bunny. Ngimangele ngokweqiniso asiliboni ikoloni labo abahamba bezungeza ngamaveni amhlophe betshela izingane ukuthi zinamaswidi nemidlwane.

Ama-Easter Bunnies angamabhola nje aluhlaza obubi obugxilwe.

Ngakho-ke ngicela uqinisekise ukuthi uthola izingane uswidi omuhle kulo nyaka. Akusekho lokhu kwe-Peeps ne-Jelly Bean bullshit. Njengokuthi, ushokoledi omuhle owudla endlini yangasese noma ekhabethe ngenkathi ufihle izingane zakho ngakho-ke akudingeki wabelane.

(Iqiniso Elijabulisayo: Iqembu lonogwaja libizwa ngokuthi ikoloni noma isidleke. Lapho-ke uya khona, uthola imfundo emahhala kwelakho ngokweqiniso. Wamukelekile.)

Ingabe izingane zakho zithandile noma zizonda i-Easter Bunny? Ngabe ubhontshisi wake wakunikeza okuncane kokukhasa? Sitshele kumazwana angezansi. Ngenkathi ukuwo, sazise ukuthi yiliphi uswidi onethemba lokulithola kubhasikidi wakho kulo nyaka!

Kusuka kuwo wonke umndeni we-iHorror, i-Happy Easter kuwe nakwakho!

 

Ufuna ukufunda nge-Easter Bunny esabekayo kunazo zonke? Chofoza lapha ngophethiloli omsulwa ophusayo onguJesu Bunny ovela Amaholide!