Ingabe lokhu kuguqulwa kwinoveli kaStephen King Umjikelezo Wempisi isithombe esihle kakhulu se-lycan ongathola kuso izandla? Ngokwethembeka, cha. Kodwa-ke, nginezizathu ezinhle ezinhlanu zokuthi ungasinika imizuzu engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nanhlanu yesikhathi sakho (futhi noma okokuqala), hhayi okuncane kunakho konke uBusey, baby.

5. Usuke wakubuka ngempela ukulingiswa?

Ngizofika kubadlali ababili abafakiwe isikhashana, kepha okwamanje ngizoyeka ngokuphelele (futhi ngamabomu) ukungakunaki lokho okuthandwa yiwo wonke umuntu Anne weGreen Gables (UMegan Follows) noma omncane ka- “Corey's” (Haim) base flick ngoba uTerry O'Quinn wayengumuntu wakhe ojwayelekile, ozinzile endimeni kaSheriff Joe Haller, yize wayengenaso isikhathi sesikrini. Futhi kuthiwani nge-clichéd, idolobha elincane elinomsindo omkhulu? Yonke i-movie enjengale kufanele ibe neyodwa, akunjalo? Uqinisile, kepha akubona bonke abakhonjiswe nguBill Smitrovich, owadlala i-dolt enhle u-Andy Fairton lapha (kanye nomnikazi wesitolo owayedidekile yisilo esinamakhanda amabili esasingamabhokisi nama-parsnip ku-Seth MacFarlane's Ted.)

Futhi ungacwayizi noma uzophuthelwa umphathi omkhulu we-baseball emlandweni wesinema, uJames Gammon (uLou Brown ku Major League) njengesisulu sokuqala sesilo. Ingasaphathwa eyangaphambiReservoir Dogs U-Lawrence Tierney njengomnikazi we-Bar ka-Owen, okungenzeka ukuthi ubengcono kakhulu ekusebenziseni uhlobo lwakhe olukhethekile lukalamula kunezinhlamvu zesiliva (uyabona ukuthi ngenzeni lapho?) NoJames A. Baffico, owayedlala isikhulu se-SWAT olahlekelwe yimfucuza endaweni yokuvula kaGeorge A. Romero Dawn of the Dead. Mane ungenzele umusa bese ukhumbula umugqa owodwa uze uthole izandla zakho ku I-Bullet yesiliva idiski - “O, lokho kuzilimaza izingxenye zami!”

Hhayi umlingisi omubi osekelayo, Indiza Enguvukeli. Akukubi neze.

4. Ukwengamela kuphela i-baseball freak engaqala

Bheka, uma uke usebenzise i-IMDB noma enye insiza yama-movie online, uqinisekile ukuhlangabezana namaphutha asesikrinini njengamamodeli ezimoto akhiqizwa ngemuva konyaka oshiwo ifilimu eyenzeka (eyayingu-1976 uma ugcina amaphuzu ekhaya ), kepha angikaze ngikubone lokhu kubhekwa okushiwo kwenye indawo. Njalo. Ulayini Wolf Blitzer Egumbini Lesimo.

Ngemuva kwamarokhethi amancane kaMarty abuyele endaweni yokuhlala esihlalweni sakhe sabakhubazekile / enqoleni yendunduma kulandela ukuhlangana kwakhe okokuqala nezimpisi nokukhonjiswa ngeziqhumane okungahambi kahle, wahlehla ngokwesaba wabuyela embhedeni wakhe nasezimbotsheni phezulu ekhoneni. Njengoba enza lolo hambo, noma kunjalo, thatha ithuba lokubuka iphosta yeHall of Famer Reggie Jackson elenga odongeni lwekamelo lakhe. Manje, ukuthi ingane yayizoba noMnu. October ilenga ezindlini zayo ngo-'76 akuyona into engekho ndawo. Okubukeka njengokungajwayelekile ukuthi kucace bha ukuthi uJackson ubenikela ngejezi leZingelosi. Uyabona, ngonyaka weNkosi yethu amakhulu ayisishiyagalolunye namakhulu ayisikhombisa namashumi ayisikhombisa nesithupha, uReggie wayegqoke imibala ye-Halloween, iwolintshi nomnyama waseBaltimore. Akazange asayine (ngaleso sikhathi) -California kuze kube ngu-1982. Hheyi, bayishutha le filimu ngo-'84, ngakho-ke bekuyisiphakamiso esikahle kakhulu. Ngaphandle kwalokho, luhlobo luni lwembongolo olungakhomba ubuwula obuncane kangaka, noma kunjalo? Linda…

3. UGary Busey

Ngabe ngidinga ngempela ukwenaba? Ngisho, hlola isithombe esihlala phezu kwalokhu okuthunyelwe. Bheka, lokhu kwakungaphambi kokuba uBusey aqale phansi, ngakho-ke asivunyelwe ukukhohlwa ukuthi umlingisi uBusey wake waba muhle kanjani ngaphambili noma ukuthi ujabulisa kanjani uMalume wakhe obomvu kulo mfanekiso.

Imigqa nje iyodwa: “Ngizizwa ngiyintombi nto ngobusuku be-prom.” “Unazo izincwadi zokushayela indiza?” “Ngabe ulunqobile ngempela uhambo lwababili oluqhamuka kwi-Publisher's Clearing House, uMalume Obomvu?” 'Cha, kodwa inyanga igcwele. Futhi abazali bakho abasekho. Futhi ngiwine ubulungu ku- Mechanics Popular. '

Futhi-ke, “Ngimdala kakhulu ukuthi ngingadlala 'iHardy Boys ihlangana noMfundisi WEREWOLF!”

2. “Awazi ukuthi asho ukuthini lawo magama”

(Isimo siphela ngo-4: 03)

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Yini ehlukanisayo I-Bullet yesiliva kusuka kupakethe eliminyene ukuthi naphezu kokuqina kwayo, ishaya ngamandla noma ifile lapho kudingeka khona. Isibonelo? Sikutholile. Isimo esihle kunazo zonke se-flick, esenzeka e-Owen's Bar ngemuva komngcwabo wendodana kaHerb Kincaid sisezingeni lokuthi sifeza inhloso ebesihlose ukukushiya - ngokomzwelo. Kubhalwe kahle futhi kwenziwa kahle nguKent Broadhurst. Imane ivuse ukwethembeka okuluhlaza.

Ubuhlungu nokujula, intukuthelo evuthayo ikhuliswa ukumiswa okwesikhashana kwe-Herb Broadhurst iyala isibuko bese iziphonsa kumphathi ka-O'Quinn nombukeli ngoba, iqiniso ukuthi, noHaller noma labo ababukeleyo abanazo nezincanyana zezinhlamvu ukuthi lowo mlingiswa uzizwe kanjani. "Awazi ukuthi lawo magama asho ukuthini" ubeka ibhola, kepha lapho uHerb amukela uHaller ukuthi "abambe okusele komfana wami, uBrady futhi amchazele ngobulungiswa bezangasese?" Ngokuhamba kwemizuzu emine, sithathwa ngohambo olusuka kokunye nje ukushaqeka kuya osizini lukababa kaBroadhurst, obulawe kahle kangangokuba kangangesikhathi esifushane, indaba ayiseyona inganekwane, ngoba usizi luyabonakala . Ababukeli manje bacwiliswe ngokuphelele. Akuwona wonke ama-movie alolu hlobo angenza isimemezelo esinjalo, kodwa ngenxa yeKent Broadhusrt, I-Bullet yesiliva kungenye yezinto ezihlukile ezingavamile.

1. U-Everett McGill uchoboza indima kaMfundisi Lowe

Ngake ngafunda ukuthi uStephen King wadumisa uColm Feore "ngokubulala ingxenye ka-Andre Linoge" ku Isiphepho sekhulu leminyaka. Ngendlela enhle. Futhi yize ngingeyona iNkosi, ngingamangala yini uma umphathi wezinto ezethusayo ezizwa ngendlela efanayo ngomfundisi omuhle kaMcGill?

Lokho kusho, uzokwazi kahle ngaphambi "kwembula" ukuthi uMcGill uyisilo, kepha ngenxa yokungabi bikho kweqiniso imvunulo yewolf eyayikuyo yonke, iqiniso ukuthi uMcGill uveza uLowe ngobuqiniso okwenza lo msebenzi, wami imali, enye yezinto ezisongela kakhulu nezingaphansi komlando owethusayo. Ukuqina okuthe cwaka kokukhanya kukaMcGill, ukuzola ahambisa ngakho imigqa yakhe kuyaphazamisa ngokusemthethweni. “Ngiyaxolisa kakhulu ngalokhu, Marty. Angazi noma uyakukholwa lokho noma cha, kodwa kuyiqiniso. Angisoze ngalimaza ingane ngokuzithandela. ” Noma okungcono, njengendoda kaNkulunkulu, ukumemezela ukuthi umlingiswa othunyelwe kuzipho zesilo sakhe ekuqaleni kwefilimu empeleni bekuyisenzo sokuziphatha ngoba “Inkolo yethu ifundisa ukuthi ukuzibulala kuyisono esikhulu kunazo zonke umuntu wesilisa noma owesifazane angazenza. UStella ubezozibulala, futhi ukube ubekwenzile lokho, ngabe ushisa esihogweni njengamanje. Ngokumbulala, ngathatha impilo yakhe, kodwa mina igcinwe impilo yakhe yaphakade. Uyabona ukuthi zonke izinto ziyisebenzela kanjani intando nomqondo kaNkulunkulu? ” Lokho kungahle kubonakale kuthanda amagama esibukweni, kepha hhayi lapho u-Everett McGill enikela ngokufundwayo.

Uma ungakaze uyibuke eminyakeni (noma ngaphambili), zenzele umusa uthathe i-DVD namanye ama-popcorn bese uzijabulisa ngezikhathi ezinhle ezingabongwa kahle I-Bullet yesiliva. Ngeke uzisole.