UKhisimusi ngokuqinisekile unenqwaba yamafilimu asabekayo amaholide ongakhetha kuwo, ngisho nangaphezu kwe-Halloween. Unolwazi lwakho olungcono, njengo Ubusuku obuthule, ubusuku obulalayo uchungechunge lwemibhalo yobuciko, Gremlins, ezinye izinganekwane ezimnyama nezingaphelele njenge Ububi bukaKhisimusi noma into yakamuva futhi ehlekisayo Ukubulawa kukaSanta. Kodwa leyo okungekho muntu oke akhulume ngayo noma ofuna ukuyicabanga Elves, ifilimu ekhuluma ngowesifazane othola ukuthi uyingxenye yobubi (ngokuphambene nokuhle) ucwaningo lwamaNazi oluhilela ukuzalanisa okukhethekile kanye nokubiza ama-elves emzamweni wokudala uhlanga lwabantu abanamandla angaphezu kwavamile, ngakho uhlangana nabangane abathile kanye nomnyango wamambuka. gcina u-Santa ukuze uzithathe! Um... yini!? Ngokusobala, lokho kuzwakala sengathi uhlobo lwabalandeli be-flick lokuxhashazwa lungahlanya. Lokhu kunakho konke ukulungiswa kokuthi imuphi imuvi ehlanyiswa amalulwane kunayo yonke eyake yaba khona, ngakho konakele kuphi?

Ngandlela thize, abazange. Akufanele ulindele ukuthi imuvi enjengalena izoba uhlobo oluthile lobuciko obusabekayo obusabekayo. Ngisho, into imayelana nendlovukazi yamaNazi. Asenzi ncamashi Uhlu lukaSchindler yamafilimu athusayo lapha. Ngaphambi kokuthi ngiqhubeke, ake siyibhekisise.

Igazi elichithiwe ngezizathu ezingcwele libonakala liwumsuka wazo zonke izinkinga, amirite? UKristen osemusha usika isandla sakhe ngephutha ngesikhathi somkhosi wamaqaba ophikisana noKhisimusi nabangane bakhe u-Brooke no-Amy. Ubungeke yini ukwazi, igazi elichithiwe livusa lokho okubizwa ekhasini le-Wiki lefilimu (yebo, linalo ngempela) “idlozi likaKhisimusi elinobudemoni basendulo.” Njengoba kungekho okungcono esingakwenza, ukuba idlozi elibi nakho konke, kuqala ukulandela uKristen ngenkathi eqhubeka nomsebenzi wakhe wokulinda enxanxatheleni yezitolo yasendaweni. Kulapho i-elf ibulala khona i-mall uSanta ukuze ifilimu ikwazi ukwethula iqhawe langempela lefilimu, uMike McGavin odlalwa u-Dan Haggerty… uyazi, u-Grizzly FREAKIN' Adams! UMike ungumseshi owageza waphenduka waba umlutha wotshwala osanda kukhishwa ku-trailer yakhe, ngakho-ke uyazi ukuthi lo mlingiswa uvuthwe ngazo zonke izinhlobo zobuhle be-cliche. Njengoba engenakhaya manje, u-Dan uziphonsela enxanxatheleni yezitolo ngesikhathi sokuvala futhi uzwa uKristen nabangane bakhe abalinde amasoka abo ukuze bathole iphathi ubusuku bonke.

Linda kancane; iqeqebana lamantombazane linyonyoba enxanxatheleni yezitolo ebusuku liyozithokozisa namasoka awo, lingazi nobubi obulindele? Kuzwakala kabi kabi Inxanxathela yezitolo, yebo? Uxolo, awekho amarobhothi ababulali lapha. Idlozi elibulalayo nje. Hhayi ama-Elves. Ubunye.

Kungaleso sikhathi lapho iqembu lamaNazi livela khona futhi liveze imfihlo kaKristen nokuthi bahlela ukwenzani ngaye, ukuze umjaho oyinhloko udalwe kabusha futhi uthathe umhlaba. U-Kristen uhlangana noMike, umfowabo ohlanekezelwe ngendlela eyinqaba (omgqolozela ngenkathi eshawa… vumela lokho kungene), kanye nogogo wakhe, bafunda imfihlo yesikhathi sakhe esidlule futhi bamise icebo lamaNazi kanye nedlozi lakhe. , ngesiphetho esenzayo Leprechaun bukeka buthuntu uma uqhathanisa! Inganekwane kakhisimusi yakudala, yokukwenza uzizwe ufudumele futhi ungahlangani ngamaholide. Kodwa-ke, bengingahlala lapha ngibuke ifilimu ebizwa nge-nitpick Elves ifaka i-elf eyodwa kuphela, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi kuningi okwengeziwe engingakwenza lapha, ngakho-ke asiqhubeke senze lokho.

Ngemva kwakho konke lokho, ubungafuna kanjani ukukubona lokhu? Ifilimu elingenawo ama-movie ethusayo/esenzo… cha, azama ukulingana nawo wonke lapha! Kufana nokuthi banemibono eminingi kakhulu futhi bazama ukuyicindezela yonke, kodwa iyasebenza. UnamaNazi amabi, idemoni lasendulo elibiziwe, iphoyisa elidakiwe laphendukela i-mall uSanta kanye nentombazane enemfihlo edlulile ukukumisa konke. Amafilimu amaningi azohlukana, kodwa Elves uyakwazi ukukugcina kuhlangene. Akukaze noma ngasiphi isikhathi kuzizwe kuqunjelwe noma sengathi kwenzeka kakhulu. Ngiyazi, kuyamangaza, akunjalo?

Sengikhulume kakhulu ngale dlozi, pho libukeka kanjani? Njengoba ifilimu kusukela ngo-1989, ibukeka ihloniphekile... emizuzwini embalwa yokuqala lapho umbona, bese uqala ukubona ukuthi ibukeka ishibhile futhi iyinhle kangakanani, uzoqala ukuyiqhathanisa nezidalwa ezibizwa nge-titular. AmaHoboblins. Uma singaziboni izingalo ze-elf noma yini nge-POV futhi ubona ubuso bayo, uzohleka ukubonakala kwayo okubonakala sengathi kumile okubukeka sengathi iphakathi kokuthimula unomphela. Ifilimu yebhajethi ephansi, ngakho-ke kufanele ulindele ushizi, ifilimu evuthiwe. Konke okukule movie kuphezulu futhi kuyahlekisa, engiqinisekile ukuthi ukuqoqe ngokufunda lokhu. Imidlalo yemidlalo iyinani elifanele lehaba ongalilindela kufilimu efana nale, njengokungathi abalingisi bayazi ukuthi hlobo luni lwefilimu abalwenzayo base becabanga ukuthi, “Eh, kungase kuphume konke!” U-Kristen udlalwa kahle, kodwa wonke umuntu ubonakala ehamba phezulu noma eshayela ucingo, njengogogo nomkhulu wakhe bedlala imibono ebanzi. Amantombazane amabili adlala abangani bakhe awaphindanga adlala, okuzoba nengqondo uma ubona lokhu. Enye yezintandokazi zami umama kaKristen ngokungenasidingo futhi ononya ngokweqile. Umlingisikazi udlala le ndima njengokuthi udlala isigebengu sikaBond futhi bengilindele ukuthi abe yingxenye yamaNazi amabi. U-Icing ekhekheni u-Dan Haggerty, odlala kahle ngendlela obungalindela ngayo u-Grizzly Adams odlala inxanxathela yezitolo edakiwe uSanta. Ufaka konke anakho kule ndima, njengoba ubecabanga ukuthi lokhu wukusebenza kwakhe okuyimpumelelo. Umsebenzi wakhe uwukukhombisa kakhulu okusobala ukuze ubone ukuthi kuyisiphukuphuku kangakanani, kodwa kwenza le filimu ibe mnandi kakhulu. Ngendlela engizonda ngayo le nkulumo, ifilimu ngempela 'eyimbi kakhulu yinhle'. Lolu uhlobo lwefilimu olungenalo ngisho iphosta yefilimu ekhasini layo le-IMDB, sengathi banamahloni.

Mancane kakhulu amathuba empilweni oyozithola usukwazi ukuthi, “Ngibone ifilimu lapho uGrizzly Adams evunula njengoSanta Claus futhi elwa nendlovukazi yakudala, embi yamaNazi. Uma selivela leli thuba, ngiyaninxusa ukuba nilisebenzise. Okwamanje, futhi ngokudabukisayo, ifilimu ayitholakali ku-DVD futhi i-VHS ibiza cishe u-$10, kodwa ungakwazi ukubuka imuvi kuvidiyo engezansi. Ukhisimusi Omuhle, ngethula kuwe enye yezindawo ezinhle kakhulu kodwa ezinhle kakhulu ifilimu engake inikezwe yona.

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