Qamba iholide, kune-movie esabekayo yalokho. Ngisho namaholide anganakwa kangako njengo-Ephreli's Fools Day noSuku Lomama anama-movie wabo. NgoLwesihlanu umhla ziyi-13, noma kungelona iholidi ngokoqobo, kepha siligubha linjalo, linama-franchise anenzuzo enkulu futhi abonakalayo asekelwe kulo. UKhisimusi uyinto elula, futhi nosuku olunenqwaba yama-slasher aziwayo. Kepha kuthiwani nge-Thanksgiving? Kubukeka sengathi into esiseduzane esibe nayo kwakuyi-trailer ehlekisayo ka-Eli Roth Indlu yokugaya, Thanksgiving. U-Eli Roth ukhulume ngokukwenza kube yisici esigcwele isikhathi nesikhathi, kepha ngubani owaziyo ukuthi kuyoke kuvele yini (umbhali uChris Crum uvele wabhala isiqeshana esihle ngalokhu izolo, ngakho kuhlole). Vele kukhona Ukubulala futhi Ukubonga 3, kepha kuthiwani nge-movie ethusayo yangempela esethwe ngosuku esihlangana ngalo njengomndeni futhi sidle inani elikhulu lokudla?

Yebo, kuvela emuva ngo-1981 kwaba ne-movie esabekayo eyayihlelwe ku-Thanksgiving… yize lokho sekusondele njengoba kuza eholidini. Akuyona indikimba enkulu, futhi akuzwakali njenge-movie yeholide, kwenzeka nje ukuthi kwenzeke ngalolo suku. Kungenzeka futhi kwenzeke nganoma yiluphi olunye usuku, kodwa okungenani bazamile, noma ngabe bekungokonga imali ngama-slasher amaholide kuphela. Uyazi, ingxenye enkulu. Le filimu ayaziwa ncamashi ngokuba "muhle" noma yini. Kodwa-ke, yenza inkanyezi uJake Steinfeld, umlingiswa we-titular ovela embukisweni we-hit 1990 UBig Brother Jake! Kulungile, ngakho-ke bekungeyona i-hit, kepha kungenzeka noma angikaze ngiyibuke. UJake futhi wayenolayini wezinhlelo zokuzivocavoca ezibizwa ngokuthi Umzimba nguJake futhi wayengumsunguli wenkampani ebizwa I-FitOrbit, uhlelo lokuqina nokuncipha. Mhlawumbe lokho kungaba ne-movie engcono; UJake uyaqhubeka nokubulala ohlelweni lwakhe lokuzivocavoca bukhoma. Umfana usasebenza ngokuzivocavoca, ngakho-ke unokwakheka okuhle kwe-slasher yakho eyisibonelo, okwenza lokhu kube indima efanelekayo kuye.

Eh, mhlawumbe cha.

Kunesizathu sokuthi le movie ikhohliwe. Ngaphandle kokungabi kuhle kangako, ukusebenza kukaJake kuyahlekisa, noma kwesinye isikhathi yilokho esikufunayo noma ngabe bekungeyona inhloso yabenzi bamafilimu. Usebenzisa iningi lesiphazamisi se-movie ebheke futhi ehleka njengesihlanya (asidlalayo, ngakho-ke ngicabanga ukuthi umsebenzi wenziwe kahle) futhi kukhona nale ngane egqoke okokulingisa, upende wobuso nakho konke, enesigingci futhi eboshwe umhlane wakhe. Ngabe othile angangitshela ukuthi yayiyini inhloso yokuba nomlingiswa onjengalona? Ukuqagela kwami ​​ukuthi wayengu-spoof ohlotsheni lomlingiswa uNeddy ayekhona NgoLwesihlanu 13th, kepha uvamise ukungimisa umbukiso, ngoba angikwazi ukuthatha isithombe esinjengaleso ngokungathi sína. Kumele ngime kancane nginwaya ikhanda, ngizibuze ukuthi bacabangani. Ngubani okufanele aqondane nalo mlingiswa? Ibutho le-KISS? Abalingiswa bokusiza kwamahlaya kufanele bakhombise ubuntu bomuntu esimaziyo ukubenza bathandeke, kepha lokhu… yini lokhu? Ngicabanga ngale ndlela ngokweqile. Ezinye azifanele ngisho nokukhulunywa, ngoba ziyizinhlamvu zakho ze-stock slasher. Ngempela, bukela noma iyiphi i-slasher flick bese uya khona, bakule movie futhi. Ukungasho ukuthi ukusebenza kwabo bekuyimpofu noma yini, kepha akwanele ukusindisa ifilimu.

Ama-Gorehounds kuzofanele abheke kwenye indawo, ngoba akukho okuningi egazini nasemathunjini. Ukukhuluma iqiniso, imiphumela yenziwa kabi, impela akukho lutho okufanele ubhale ngalo ekhaya. Le ndaba ibuye ibe nhle futhi ibonakale nje ukuthi iyimali esheshayo ku-boas slasher ngaleso sikhathi, ngakho-ke kufanele uzibuze; yenzelwe bani le movie? Ngaleso sikhathi, ukwenza i-slasher kwakufana nokuphrinta imali. Ubungeke ulahlekelwe, kepha lokhu kungenye yalawo mafilimu avele aholela ekusetshenzisweni ngokweqile kohlobo.

Manje bengithini ngaleli tulo? Kuyinto endala? Kulungile, ngiyeke uma uzwile lokhu; uhlanya luphunyuka esibhedlela sabagula ngengqondo, luthathe inqola yesiteshi lubhekise amabombo ekhaya lubulale abantu ngeholidi elaziwayo.

Ngabe kufanele ngiphume ngikutshele ukuthi lokho kungaba yini?

Kunoma ikuphi, uma unesibindi ngokwanele noma uthanda ukulahla imali, ungathola ikhophi kusuka ku- Amazon ngentengo esindayo yekinda futhi ngokwazi kwami, kumane nje kungukuqhekeka kwe-VHS futhi hhayi okukhulu.

Noma ungabheka yonke i-movie kuvidiyo engezansi. Kufanele okungenani iwashi elilodwa futhi ubone uJake Steinfeld enza njengehlanya elihlanya.

Isiguli esingumqondo esiphunyukile sintshontsha inqola yesiteshi futhi senza indlela eya emkhosini we-Thanksgiving kaBradleys, lapho ehlela ukubenza babonge kancane…

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Futhi ukukuthathela phansi umzila wememori… UNGAYEKI!

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Futhi ngoba yisikhathi sokubonga, nasi isiqephu sokubonga se- UBig Brother Jake.

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