Kubhalwe nguPatti Pauley

Njengoba isisho sasendulo sisho, zimbili kuphela izinto ezithile ekuphileni; ukufa nezintela. Futhi njengoba ngiphila kulesi sikhathi, anginaso isiqiniseko sokuthi yimuphi onesihawu. Kodwa-ke, lowo mqondo ungaphikiswa uma kukhulunywa ngezwe elimangalisayo le-cinema. Ukuvezwa nokubukeka kweGrim Reaper ngokwakhe, noma okubhekiselwa kukho nje ngokuthi Ukufa nje emafilimini, kusuka ehlayeni elilula kuye kokwethusa ibhulukwe, ngisho nendaba yothando enomona ekaShakespeare. U-Romeo & Juliet. 

Kufa wena mbulali nkosikazi, wena.

 

Yebo, Ukufa kungaba nesihe ngokunyanyekayo futhi kuhlangothi olusha, kungathetheleli kuze kube seshashalazini. Kodwa ukuze sibe nobulungiswa lapha, Ukufa kunomsebenzi njenganoma yimuphi omunye wethu ophakathi kwamaJoes. Ngakho-ke ngeke simzonde ngempela umfana onohlu lokuthi ubani okufanele enze lowomzimba wangaphandle uphumele kunoma yini elindelwe ekuphileni kwangemva kokufa. Cishe singaqhathanisa umsebenzi Wokufa wamahora angu-24 nesisebenzi sakudala se-DMV. Akulona neze iphutha labo ukuthi kufanele ube kuleso singqimba sesikhombisa seSIHOGO esiminyene, esilahlwe unkulunkulu. Kodwa siyabathukuthelela noma kunjalo, futhi kunjalo, bathola ukuhleka kokugcina ngaleso sithombe se-fuck esigcina sitholakala kulayisense yakho. Uvele ubhajwe noma kanjani.

Sesikushilo lokho, masihloniphe ibhizinisi le-Grim Reaper elivezwe eminyakeni edlule kumafilimu anohlu oluncane lokuvezwa komoya okuhle kakhulu emhlabeni wesinema. Futhi sizoqala ngentandokazi yakudala yobuntwana.

 

Isenzo Sokugcina

U-Ian McKellen njengo-Grim Reaper? Woza, ngamazwi kaSkeletor, kuzomele ngibe a Isiwula ukungafaki lokhu kusebenza. Kunjalo, ngaphandle uma ubungumntwana wama-'90s, le filimu ingase ingabi nesikhala esithambile enhliziyweni yakho emnyama, njengoba igxiliwe futhi yahlekwa usulu abantu abadala nabagxeki ngokufanayo, isongela umsebenzi ka-Arnold. Yebo, ngicabanga ukuthi babecabanga ukuthi kwakubi NGALOKO.

Kunoma yikuphi, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uyijabulele imuvi noma cha, indima kaMcKellen's Grim Reaper iqinile, njenganoma yini indoda eyenzayo efilimini. Ukungena kokufa okumangalisayo ekubeni ngokoqobo ngesikrini sefilimu esidlala ngokufaneleka kakhulu, UPhawu lwesiKhombisa, kuwubukhazikhazi be-fuckin'. UMcKellen nge-vibe yakhe evamile enomusa kodwa enokugxeka kancane uletha kunoma iyiphi indima yokudlala ethi Ukufa ngokunqoba. Useze ethusa ingane imtshela ukuthi izofa nini. Hewu! U-Ian ongenamusa! Phinda uvakashele isigameko esikhumbulekayo ngo ngokuchofoza lapha.

 

I-Masque of the Red Death (1964)

NjengoSir Ian McKellen, angisoze ngahlala nami uma ngingafaki ukudlala kukaVincent Price enganekwaneni edabukisayo evela engqondweni ka-Edgar Allen Poe. U-Price useqophelweni eliphezulu nge-villainy ejikijelwa amadevu efilimini ka-Roger Corman yango-1964 njengendodana eyodwa enonya yeNkosana ephila ngaphansi kosongo olunyantisayo lwesifo esibomvu sokufa emnyango wakhe. Kodwa-ke, lapho iphathi ewubukhazikhazi aliphonsayo iphahlazwa umuntu ogqoke ngokungajwayelekile i-Reaper ebomvu, edlalwa kahle, u-Price ngokwakhe, ukuziphatha kwakhe okuhlasimulisayo kwenza u-A+ wakhe u-Prince Prospero.

 

Abasabisi

Bheka ukuthi awukwazi yini ukwazisa umcebo wesizwe omuhle lowo Abasabisayo, Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi kufanele ube ngumuntu ongemuhle. Nakuba ingxenye enkulu, ifilimu ejabulisayo, izithombe ezithusayo nomoya wombulali olandelanayo (u-Jake Busey) othatha isimo se-good ole' Reaper kwifilimu ka-Peter Jackson yango-1994 awuhlikihli kahle ngezindlela ezinhle kakhulu. Le nguqulo yamanga enamandla ye-Reaps ithanda ukuqopha izinombolo emakhanda ezisulu zakhe, futhi ingabulala ngisho neminye imimoya. Futhi, uMarty McFly vs Ukufa. Zonke ezinye izimpikiswano azivumelekile.

 

I-Monty Python ethi The Meaning of Life

Yebo, asikwazi neze ukuba nohlu lwe-Reaper ngaphandle kokufaka i-salmon mousse evela Incazelo Yokuphila kaMonty Python! Le nguqulo ye Ukufa kukaMnu iphahlaze iphathi yesidlo sakusihlwa sokuzazisa engxenyeni yesikhombisa yefilimu, kubonakala sengathi izophelezela othile etafuleni ekuphileni kwangemva kokufa. Nokho, kuhlanzekile Monty Python imfashini, UMnu. Ukufa njengoba iqembu libhekisela kuye, uhlaselwa ngokubhuqa nokuxoxa ngokunganaki okuvela Isekisi Endizayo ithimba, limane limkhungathekise ngokuqhubekayo libe uMvuni onomlomo omubi ofuna ukuqhubeka nosuku lwakhe lonke.

 

Okuklwebhekile

I-Ghost of Christmas Future cishe ingenye yezithombe ezihluke kakhulu zokufa kulolu hlu oluxuba ukubukeka kwakudala kwama-ol' Grims ama-hood amnyama amanikiniki anokusonteka kwesimanje kwesikrini sikamabonakude njengobuso esikhundleni sogebhezi oluvamile, noma kwezinye. amacala, lutho nhlobo.

Sonke siyayazi indaba ka-Dickens engaphelelwa isikhathi yokuhaha nokuhlengwa futhi phakathi nenqwaba yokulandisa kwe-cinematic ka-Scrooge, u-Frank Cross' (i-Ebeneezer yesimanje) ukuhlangana nesipoki esibi salokho okuzoba yikho ngempela okuxakayo kakhulu. Okuhlaba umxhwele ngefilimu ebizwa ngokuthi yamahlaya. Ngokujulile, ukube ubuyingane ububukela Okuklwebhekile, imiphefumulo evalelekile eyayicashe ngaphansi kwengubo yomoya yayiyesabeka.

 

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