Kungase kusimangaze, mhlawumbe kuze kuthuse ukuthi kukhona abantu abahambahambayo abathanda ngempela 5 Halloween. Ngiye ngahlangana nabantu abangaphezu koyedwa ababenombono wokuthi UJason Uthatha iManhattan bekuyintandokazi yabo NgoLwesihlanu 13th. Futhi kuhamba ngazo zombili. Siphila ezweni lapho abanye benomuzwa wokuthi ekaStanley Kubrick The Shining akuyona isiqephu esihle sesinema ngisho namaphakethe abantu abakholelwa uRob Zombie Ama-Halloween zingaphezu kukaJohn Carpenter.

Isigaba esisodwa, ngiqinisekile kukhona abanye benu abanikina amakhanda futhi mhlawumbe abambalwa abathukuthele, kodwa yilokho ebengifuna ukukhuluma ngakho.

Uma kukhulunywa ngemboni yezokungcebeleka, ikakhulukazi ifilimu nethelevishini, okuthusayo kusewuhlobo olubukelwa phansi kakhulu. Impela sibonga kakhulu ngokuthi “The Walking Dead” kanye “ne-American Horror Story,” kodwa ingxenye enkulu, ukwesabeka kusathathwa njengesilinganiso sesibili. Kukhona inkolelo phakathi kwalabo abangakujabuleli ukwethuka kokuthi ayinalo ubuciko nokuthi labo abathintekayo abanalo ikhono elidingekayo lokuyisika emdlalweni weshashalazi noma wamahlaya.

Yebo, sazi kangcono, akunjalo? Yize singamalegiyoni, ngeke uthole uhlobo lwesibukeli olufanayo lwe-“Ash vs Evil Dead” njengoba ubungathola ku-“The Big Bang Theory.” Kuhlelo olukhulu lwezinto, siyisikole esincane sezinhlanzi echibini elikhulu kakhulu.

Isizathu esengeziwe sokunamathela ndawonye.

Nokho, asikwenzi. Futhi angikwazi ukuzibamba kodwa ngiyazibuza ukuthi kungani?

Sonke sicasulwe yikuhlukaniswa komkhankaso okhona njengamanje wobumongameli. Ukuklabalasa nokukhomba ngeminwe nokubiza ngamagama cishe kunawo wonke umuntu osonqenqemeni lokuchofa inkinobho yokuthulisa uma bengakenzi kanjalo. Akukho nkulumo, akukho ukushintshana ngemibono okulandelwa ingxoxo yobuhlakani noma inkulumo-mpikiswano. Kumane kuwukuphindaphinda njalo kokuthi “Ngiqinisile, unephutha” kuyilapho kungekho uhlangothi oluzwayo noma olucubungula igama elizoshiwo omunye.

Uke waqaphela isimo esifanayo phakathi kwabalandeli abathusayo ezinkundleni zokuxhumana? Akuwona wonke umuntu ohlanganyela ezingxoxweni eziku-inthanethi, kodwa amathuba mahle ukuthi wonke umuntu okungenani akubonile. Lokhu akuhloselwe ukuba kube icala kunoma ubani, ithuba nje lokuma ucabange isikhashana.

Imibono ehlukene ixabanisa abantu. Bekulokhu kunjalo kusukela ekuqaleni kwesikhathi, futhi akusoze kwashintsha. Nokho, kunokuba ubuze ukuthi kungani umuntu ethanda noma engayithandi into ethile, iba umdlalo wokuchama. "Ungenzenjani?" kulandelwa inkulumo eklolodayo noma inhlamba ephumayo, evula amasango ezikhukhula ezingxoxweni eziphikisayo.

Ukuba nemibono kuyinto enhle. Kusho ukuthi unokuthatha. Nokho, lokho akusho ukuthi ulungile ngokuphelele noma unephutha ngokuphelele. Kunokuba ungamnaki othile ngokusekelwe emibonweni yakhe, mhlawumbe mbuze umbuzo. Esikhundleni sokuthi “Noma ubani ozondayo IHalloween III uyisilima,” buza ukuthi yini abangayithandi ngayo. Uyakholwa noma ungakukholwa, abanye bangase bangakukhathaleli futhi ngeke bahlanganise lutho nokungabikho kukaMichael Myers. Kukhona inhlansi encane yokuthi kungenzeka ukuthi abakushoyo ekuphenduleni kunengqondo, noma ukuthi unikeza iphuzu ababengazange bacabange ngalo futhi oyedwa noma omunye wenu, noma mhlawumbe bobabili, babuyekeze isimo sabo. Uma kungekho okunye, zombili izinhlangothi zinokuqonda okungcono ukuthi kungani omunye ezizwa ngendlela azizwa ngayo.

Ukwethuka kufanele kujabulise. Futhi iqembu elincane esiyilo, kufanele sibe kulo ndawonye. Jabulela labo bantu abanomqondo ofanayo, ngokuqinisekile, kodwa futhi uhloniphe labo ababathandayo Kuyalandela or Abafileyo Ababi yenza kabusha noma 31, noma ungazange.

Akuthathi isikhathi eside ukuthi intambo eku-Facebook noma ku-Twitter iguquke ibe inzondo egcwele inzondo, kungani-ke uzibandakanya kuyo? Nikeza imicabango yakho, kodwa uyeke ukwahlulela ngalokho omunye umuntu akushoyo. Ungasho udaba lwakho ngaphandle kokuphonsela abanye abantu inselelo ngokukhululekile. Nokho, uma umuntu ewela lowo mugqa, vele awuyeke. Unganaki, uqhubeke futhi uwavale ngaphambi kokuba akhule abe yinto enkulu. Sonke siyazi ukuthi kunama-troll laphaya angama-Ledger's Joker, afuna nje ukubuka umhlaba usha.

Uhlobo lunikeza okuningi ongakujabulela. Kulo nyaka nje uwodwa sibe nawo The Witch, Ungaphefumuli, I-Conjuring 2, lights Out, iziqephu ezintsha eziyisithupha ze-“The X -Files,” ukubuya kwe "Ash vs Evil Dead," ukuvela "Kwezinto Ezingaziwa" kanye nesimemezelo sokuthi Carpenter izosebenzisana neBlumhouse ukuletha Halloween i-franchise ibuyele ezimpandeni zayo zangempela.

Ukungasho lutho ngovuko lwa “Iziqongo Ezimbili” or It ekhoneni noma inkazimulo yesikole esidala sezilo ze-Universal kanye ne-eighties slasher flicks futhi uhlu luqhubeka njalo.

Ungase ungakujabuleli konke, kodwa futhi, awudingi. Wonke umuntu unombono, futhi leyo mibono ilungile. Ungathatha, kodwa akusho ukuthi abanye kufanele bajeziswe ngenxa yabo. Ukugxekwa kuyinto enhle. Yini engcono kunokugxeka okwakhayo? Akusona nje isitatimende sokucasuka, kodwa esinikeza izizathu eziqondile zokuthi kungani, futhi sinikeze abanye ithuba lokucabangela lokho okushilo futhi baphendule ngendlela efanayo. Mhlawumbe ningafinyelela esivumelwaneni, ngisho noma kuwukungavumelani, kodwa kwashintshaniswa imibono, kwanikezwa amaphuzu futhi kungaba isipiliyoni esihle kakhulu kunokumane nje ujikijele inhlamba ngemva kwekhibhodi noma i-smart phone.

Yeh, nginecala njengawo wonke umuntu. Kufanele ngizibambe ekunwebeni ngokweqile indlela engizizwa ngayo mina mathupha ngefilimu noma umqondisi noma umlingisi ngoba umbono wami awusho ukuthi ngilungile kanti abanye cha. Ngiyacabanga I-Bullet yesiliva ungcono Ku-American Werewolf eLondon. Abaningi bangaphikisa, kodwa kufanele sijabulele leyo mibono ehlukene futhi sihlanganyele engxoxweni kunokuba silandelane.

Siyisikole esincane sezinhlanzi echibini elikhulu kakhulu, kodwa lapho Imihlathi ingena ingena entanyeni yethu yehlathi, senza kahle ukukhumbula ukuthi siyikho konke esinakho. Ngabanye. Asiphathane kahle.