Njengoba ngiwumkhiqizo wama-80's, ngikhule kahle kakhulu ngibuka ubukhazikhazi obukhazimulayo be-WWF. Yebo. Ngisakubiza kanjalo. Kuyisici se-nostalgic ngokuphelele. Kungenzeka ukuthi, uma ukhule ngenkathi ye-Hulkamania wawungumlandeli futhi. Noma okungenani wayazi okuthile ngakho. Enye yezinkumbulo ezijabulisa kakhulu ngiseyingane, kwakuwukuhambela ukuqoshwa bukhoma kombukiso. Ngamangazwa amanye amaqhawe ami. Ngangikholwa ukuthi cishe ngineminyaka eyisishiyagalombili ngesikhathi ngibona izinto zika-Undertaker i-Ultimate Warrior esebhokisini. Ngikhumbula izingane ezimbalwa ngemva kwesihlalo sami zikhala; besaba okubi kakhulu nge-Ultimate Maniac yabo. Mina, ngakolunye uhlangothi.. Ngangingumlandeli we-Undertaker okhuthele. Nami ngangingeyena umlandeli omkhulu weQhawe, ngakho.. Bengihleka kancane. Ngabona nokuthi wumbukiso. Ngakho-ke, ngacabanga ukuthi kwakuhlekisa.

 

Ukuba umlandeli omkhulu wokwethuka kanye nokubambana ngiseyingane, ngibona i-wrestler enetimu enamathiselwe i-gimmick eyesabekayo, kwaba umlingo kimi. Kwenze umugqa wendaba othakazelisa kakhulu futhi kuboniswe konke ndawonye. Ngawo-1990 sabona abambalwa beza, hhayi isikhathi esiningi se-post "Attitude". Okuyilapho, ngokubona kwami, lonke uhlelo lwavele lwangena nje. Ngizithola ngibuka njalo, ngesizathu esisodwa kuphela. Futhi ufakwe kulolu hlu lwabadlali be-wrestlers abahlanu abakhulu kunabo bonke abalandeli ababa nelungelo lokusijabulisa.

 

5. Doink the Clown

 

Fucken isihogo. Kulungile. Ake sikhulume ngalo mfana. Doink the Clown. Wayengumdlali we-wrestler osezingeni eliphakathi nodume kakhulu ngokususelwa ku-wacky crazy clown gimmick ekuqaleni kweminyaka engamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye. Wahlanyisa kahle lowo shit welulwane; futhi ukwazile ukwethusa abalandeli abebevele bephethwe yi-Coulrophobia. Omunye wemidlalo ekhumbuleka kakhulu engingayikhumbula i-Survivor Series '93 lapho bekuneqembu lama-Doinks amane amafucken. Ngoba iphupho elibi elipendiwe eringini lalinganele. I-Pro wrestler, uMat Osbourne wayeyindoda eyinhloko ngemuva kokwenza izimonyo. Kwesinye isikhathi bekuzoba nokuma kwe-"Illusion Doinks" neminye imibukiso yasendlini. Ubuye waba ne-mini me yohlobo oluthile, u-Dink the Clown owaphelezela umlingisi eringini, enezela emigilingwaneni yemigilingwane abebengathanda ukuyidonsa. I-"Doink" yasekuqaleni yashona ngoJuni ka-2013. RIP Matt Osbourne. Uhlukumeze ubuntwana bami ngempumelelo ngendlela ejabulisayo.

 

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4. Papa Shango

 

Oy maShango. Nakuba umlingisi ngokwakhe wayethakazelisa kakhulu. Kwakubonakala kungayi ndawo ngempela ku-WWE. U-Papa Shango wakhipha ama-promos amangalisayo, wathwala ugebhezi waya entuthuni efufusayo futhi wakwazi “ukulawula” izibani zenkundla. Epakishwe njengomfundisi we-voodoo, u-Shango wayephonsa iziphonso kulabo abakhethile njengezisulu, abenze bahlanze, bophe kanye nayo yonke leyo jazz. Ngemuva kwemizamo eminingi ehlulekile yokukhipha lo mlingiswa phansi, umgilwa wangempela uCharles Wright waqhubeka nokuzivuselela esebenzisa inqwaba yabalingiswa ngaphambi kokuba abe nguGodfather. U-Papa Shango ushiye impilo ye-voodoo waya eSitimeleni Sokulwa. Impela ushintsho lapho Charles.

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3. UKane

 

Manje nansi insizwa eke yaba nomsebenzi omuhle kakhulu kanye nendaba. Yebo. Imibalabala futhi iyesabeka. Ngaphambi kokuphuma ku-WWE ngo-1997 njengomfowabo ka-Undertaker omncane futhi ngokungangabazeki owesabisa ngomzali oyedwa, u-Glenn Thomas Jacobs, njengoba aziwa kanjalo ngaphandle kweringi, wakhishwa okokuqala ngo-Isaac Yankem DDS : Udokotela wamazinyo ohlanyayo kaJerry Lawler. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi sonke singavumelana ukuthi uKane ubengumlingiswa ongcono. Ngokufana ne-Undertaker, u-Kane ubenakho konke ukunyakaza okufanayo njenge-chokeslam eyisakhiwo sodumo kanye ne-tombstone piledriver. Ngesikhathi engaxabene no-'Taker, u-Kane ubesebenzisana naye ukuze bakhe i-Brothers Of Destruction okuholele ekutheni kube nepheya elibi lomama elizothumela ngisho nezimbangi ezinzima kwelinye icala. Isikhathi sakhe sonke ku-WWE kuze kube manje, uKane unemiqhudelwano ye-18 ngaphansi kwebhande lakhe. Kuyajabulisa kakhulu. Ngokungangabazeki u-Kane ungesinye sezibalo ezethusa kakhulu iFederation eye yazikhipha. Futhi, singasho yini ukuthi ujabule eqinisweni lokuthi wathatha lowo muntu ohlotsheni lwefilimu eyesabekayo futhi wadlala ifilimu esabekayo ethi "Akekho Ububi"? Kumnandi.

 

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2. Isintu

 

Noma ngabe ulwa ngokuphelele no-101 ongafundile, kungenzeka ukuthi uke wezwa okungenani nge-Hall Of Famer Mick Foley. Lo mfana uyinganekwane ngokuphelele ngaphakathi kwendandatho; waziwa ngokufa kwakhe ngezigigaba zokudelela, nakho namuhla okungamshiyanga esesimweni esihle kakhulu. UFoley uhambe ngamagama amaningi namaqhinga ahlukene kulo lonke umsebenzi wakhe, kodwa okugqama kakhulu umlingiswa weSintu ongaxakile. I-schitzo ephazamisekile emqondweni evame ukuzwakala njengeVelociraptor lapho ikhala. Isimilo sakhe kwakungesinye esasijabulela ubuhlungu, ngokuvamile ekhipha izinwele zakhe ukuze azijabulise. Ukusayina kwakhe kwakunguMandible Claw. Umnyakazo ngokwawo uma usetshenziswa ubeka iminwe yakhe ephakathi nendawo nendandatho emlonyeni wombangi, ayishuthe ngaphansi kolimi futhi ihlabe esicutshini esithambile esitholakala ezansi nomlomo. Isithupha kanye/noma intende yesandla esifanayo ifakwa ngaphansi komhlathi, futhi ingcindezi ifakwa phansi phakathi nendawo neminwe yendandatho kuyilapho isithupha/intende iphoqa umhlathi phezulu. Kamuva u-Foley wathi engxoxweni yethelevishini ukuthi ukuzwa okubuhlungu emithanjeni engaphansi kolimi kunamandla kangangokuthi kuvimbela ukubona futhi, uma kusetshenziswe isikhathi eside ngokwanele, kungaphoqa ophikisana naye ukuba aphume. Yebo.. Fuck that. Ngingacabanga ukuthi lokho kungaba kubi nakakhulu ngalowo Socko ongcolile esandleni sakhe. 

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1.Umngcwabi

 

Ngisho.. Yini engingayisho okungenzeka ukuthi ibingakashiwo mayelana nePhenom? Ngikhumbula ngisemncane ngineminyaka eyisikhombisa ngibona okokuqala lokhu “Hamhawk” (njengoba uRoddy Piper amchaza ngokugabadela) ku-1990 Survivor Series. Kusukela emnyango osabekayo oya eringini, amakhono akhe okubambana kanye neqhinga lakhe elinekhono lokukhipha ingqondo iningi labamelene naye elihilela amandla angaphezu kwawemvelo, u-Undertaker wayenamandla futhi namanje okusamele abhekwe. Kanye noPaul Bearer osabekayo eceleni kwakhe, ephethe i-Urn of Power, uMark Calaway ube ngomunye wemisebenzi emide kakhulu e-WWE. Ngeshwa, u-Bearer (uPercy Pringle) udlule emhlabeni ngo-2013 eshiya abalandeli bekhala ngokulahlekelwa kwakhe futhi umlingiswa othandekayo owake waba ne-creepy waqoshwa emlandweni wenganekwane. Ebambe imiqhudelwano emihlanu ehlukene ngaphansi kwebhande lakhe futhi isignesha yakhe ihambisa i-Tombstone, i-'Taker ibambe indondo emangazayo yokuwina i-wrestlemania engu-21-0 kuze kube ngonyaka odlule lapho u-Brock (the crock) u-Lesnar emshaya ngama-F-5 amathathu futhi enqoba ku-Wrestlemania 30. Kwakuyisinqumo esishaqisayo ngasohlangothini lukaMcMahon futhi mina ngokwami ​​ngisenosawoti omncane ngaso. Ngisho ukuthi, uchungechunge bekufanele luphele ngesinye isikhathi ngicabanga. Ngokweqiniso nginomuzwa wokuthi bekufanele kube kumuntu ofaneleka kakhulu. Umbono wami nje.

 

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Abanye benu kungenzeka ukuthi bayazibuza, "Kungani ngifunda kabi ngokulwa ku-iHorror?"

Ngoba izindikimba ze-wrestling zihlobene nokwethuka futhi ngivele ngazizwa nginesidingo esingathandeki sokukhuluma ngakho. Pho kungani?! Ngempela asikho esinye isizathu. Ubani omthandayo eqenjini?