Aw yebo, leso yisikhathi esikhethekile sonyaka. Imizwa engathandeki yothando iyandiza emoyeni, enhliziyweni. UCupid uyisikhohlakali esincane esimatasa njengamanje njengoba ecekela phansi impilo yansuku zonke ngokugigitheka okumangazayo nokumangala okwenhliziyo. Lesi yisikhathi sothando nesithandana esine-rose-tinted, noma okungenani yilokho abasikhohlisa kukholelwe ukuze basikhohlise ngemali yethu esiyisebenzele kanzima; imali ezosetshenziselwa (ungayikholelwa yini?) izipho ezengeziwe ngoba iZulu liyazi ukuthi ukuthenga ngoKhisimusi bekungacishe kwanele. Ama-chocolate kufanele, ukubhukelwa isidlo kwakwenziwe kufanele kwenziwe futhi sizozithola sesihamba ezixukwini ukuze sihlale ezindaweni zokudlela ezikhanya kancane siphuze iwayini elincane kakhulu. Ukuqabula okuthambile namabhere we-teddy aphethe izinhliziyo ezithungiwe ezandleni zabo ezi-fluffy. Yebo, yilokho okushiwo uSuku lukaValentine. Amakhadi we-Hallmark nezingoma ze-pop.

Hhayi kahle leyo shit! Uma leso senzakalo singeyona into yakho woza ujoyine i-mayhem lapha. Umngani wakho we-Manic Exorcism unokulungiswa kwe-Bloody Valentine yakho. Sifuna igazi namathumbu ahlanganiswe nobumnandi obuningi. Singaligubha iholidi lezothando ngokuhlukile, kepha asikho isizathu sokuthi kungani singakwazi ukujabulela lolu suku lothando nobuhle bamazwe omhlaba. Ngakho-ke hlela usuku losuku ngalowo maniac okhethekile empilweni yakho. Snuggle up bese ulungiselela ukwelashwa okumise okwenhliziyo. Ngenhlanhla yethu kukhona i-quid ebalulekile ye-movie eyethusayo yokukhumbula leli holide. Kungithathe isikhathi eside ukuthi ekugcineni ngihlale phansi ngibuke i-movie, kodwa ekugcineni ngigcine ngibukile I-Valentine yami enegazi.

 

 

Ngaso leso sikhathi ake ngisuse lokhu endleleni. Ngincoma le movie? Impela. Ngikhuluma nge-movie yasekuqaleni - namanje angikayiboni impinda okwamanje.

I-movie ivuleka khona manjalo ngokubulala okuncane okuthandekayo. Sibona abavukuzi ababili phansi emhubheni. Ziyama bese eyodwa iqala ukukhumula. Sibona intokazi enhle ingemuva kwaleso sifi somoya-mpilo. Indoda anayo ayifuni ukususa isifihla-buso sakhe kanti ezothando zingaqedwa noma zifinyelele kuso (kuya ngokuthi ungena ini ngempela) lapho emphakamisa ngokungalindelekile futhi emfaka ekugcineni kwebhizinisi le-pickaxe. Uthola umqondo wokuthi hlobo luni lwe-movie okulo ngokushesha.

 

 

Ngakho-ke i-movie iqala ngamandla futhi ayilahlekelwa ngumfutho. Ngokusobala kunenganekwane lapha kuleli dolobha lezimayini elijabulayo. Esikhathini esingengakanani esidlule abasebenzi abambalwa babambeka kulezo zimayini ngenxa yokunganaki kwabaqondisi babo. Ngenkathi imiphefumulo empofu isele ebumnyameni lonke idolobha ligubhe i-Valentine's Day Dance. Ngemuva kwezinsuku ithimba labatakuli laphusha udoti kwasala oyedwa owasinda. Ngaleso sikhathi wayeselahlekelwe yingqondo futhi wakhungatheka ngenxa yokuhlukumezeka. Ngemuva konyaka waziphindiselela kulabo ababhekene nengozi futhi wafaka izinhliziyo zabo emabhokisini kashokholethi amise okwenhliziyo. Ubuye wanyamalala kodwa washiya isixwayiso edolobheni ngaphambi kokuya. Wabayala ukuthi bangalokothi baphinde babe nomunye umdanso wosuku lwezithandani noma uzobuya azohlaba futhi.

 

 

 

Hhayi bekungeke kube yi-movie ngaphandle kwesakhiwo. Ngakho-ke kufanele kube nomdanso futhi lokho kukhale esiqhingini sonke futhi!

Le movie inenhlanhla yokuba nabalingisi abathandeka kakhulu. Ziyisigejane sezinhlobo ezithandekayo phansi ongazibona kalula ungabangane nazo. Abamsulwa nabo. Babengahlangene ngalutho nosizi. Baphula imihlane yabo ezimayini ezingcolile. Bahlangana futhi banamabhiya ambalwa futhi bayazithanda izintokazi zabo. Konke abakufunayo ukuthi babe nomdanso omnandi futhi bagubhe leli holide. Abayona nje inhlanhla leyo engiyicabangayo.

Okunye futhi ukuthi ukufa kunobuhlakani obuhle. Le movie yaphuma ngo-1981 futhi imiphumela ekhethekile kusamnandi ukuyibona. Kunezikhathi ezimbalwa ezimbi lapha.

Kukhona futhi lo mkhathi omnyama onobuhle kuyo yonke ifilimu. Ngaphezu kwakho konke ukuhlelwa okuhle nokuzijabulisa kwephathi sibona abalingiswa ababandakanyeka kukhona le ithoni esabisayo ecindezela isibhamu ngasinye okwenza i-movie izizwe ingakhululekile kakhulu. Isebenza kahle.

 

 

Ngakho-ke, zama lokhu noma i-rewatch kabusha. Uma ufuna i-movie enhle kakhulu ethusayo ngobusuku bosuku lwe-Valentine nayi ongeke uhambe kabi ngayo. Ifilimu enhle kakhulu eyenza konke kahle. Angikholwa ukuthi kungithathe isikhathi eside kangaka ukuyibona ekugcineni, kepha ngokokuqala ngqa ukuyibuka ngingasho ukuthi isabambelele.

Ngakho-ke lokhu kube yi-Manic Exorcism efisela ngamunye wenu usuku lwe-Valentine olunegazi!