Angikaze ngifundiswe 'Ingozi Engaziwa' ngiseyingane. Ngemva kweminyaka embalwa yokuqala engiyichithile ngikhulisa ingane enenzondo ngokweqile, abazali bami babonakala beba nesimo sengqondo sokuthi “que sera, sera” ngokuphathelene nempilo yami nokuphepha. Ngangimatasatasa ngiyisicefe esicasulayo, kangangokuthi angicabangi ukuthi ngake ngabona ukuthi kwakuyini ukwesaba kwangempela kwaze kwaba yilapho ngethulwa izilo zama-movie ezazihluke kakhulu kune-kooks Scooby-Doo evame ukuhlangana nazo.

Ngiyazi, ngiyazi. Abantu bayesaba ngoba bangempela. Kepha kimina, futhi nginesiqiniseko sokuthi iningi labanye abalandeli abathusayo laphaya, izinkanyezi ezisabisa kakhulu zizohlala zingaziwa, zingabizwa ngamagama. izinto. Izinto ezingakaze zibe khona nezingeke zibe umuntu. Lolu hlu olwalabo abajabulile nabaphelelwa yithemba ngezici zezidalwa zethu, futhi abazi kahle ukuthi ngiqonde ukuthini uma ngithi ngibheka ngaphansi kombhede wami njalo ebusuku ngithandaza umsindo engiwuzwile ukuthi umbulali wembazo futhi kuzovela amehlo amabili kuphela ngibuyele kimi.

Ake sibheke ezinye zezinto ezibulala ubuntwana.

It

 

I-Pennywise iyisinqumo esisobala lapho ekhuluma ngokubhujiswa kobuntwana, kuthiwani ngokukhetha kwakhe okuyinhloko kwesisulu kube yizingane nakho konke. Ama-clowns abukeka esabekayo ewodwa, kodwa uPennywise akayena umlingisi ojwayelekile. Yazi ukuthi yini oyisaba kakhulu, futhi Isebenzisa lokho ngendlela esabekayo kakhulu. Njengoba imuvi noma incwadi (khetha imidiya yakho) iqhubekela ekuhlanyeni okwesabekayo, angicabangi ukuthi kukhona omangele ngokuthi uStan wazibulala esikhundleni sokuphinde abhekane no-Pennywise the Clown/Bob Gray/Eater of Worlds–It.

The Thing

 

Nakanjani okukwenza ufune ukuzivalela endlini yakho iminyaka eyishumi noma amabili. Ikhono leNtu lokuphindaphinda alidabuki ngisho nokusho okuncane, futhi umqondo wokungakwazi ukwethemba noma ubani ongadlali ngokukhuthele icici noma ongabukisi ngokugcwaliswa kwakhe ungenza ngijuluke. Futhi, akufani nokubulawa kwabantu kule movie kuyashesha futhi kusebenza kahle! Kunegazi eliningi nobuhlungu nomlilo nobumnyama ngoba base-Antarctica futhi ugh ukukhuluma nje nge-The Thing kwenza inhliziyo yami ishaye phezulu kangangokuthi ngilungele ukuqhubeka khona manje.

Gremlins

 

“Kodwa akuyona ngisho ifilimu ethusayo leyo!” Sengivele ngizwe ukuthepha kweminwe yakho okucasulayo kuthayipha isikhalazo esisobala kakhulu kule nketho. Hhayi-ke, i-IMDB ihlukanisa lokhu njengokuthusayo, futhi lokho kungilungele, ngoba kuze kube namuhla, I-Gremlins KUPHELA imuvi engingakwazi ukuyibuka. Ukucabanga nje ukufaka isithombe kulesi kungenza ngizizwe ngigula ngokomzimba. Kukhona okungalungile ngendlela engachazeki ngalezo zidalwa ze-freakin 'engingaqondi ukuthi uBilly wabheka kanjani uGizmo futhi akazange amlahle eziko. Yebo, kunjalo. Angitholi lutho nge-Gizmo enhle futhi ethambile, futhi ngokungananazi ukungakwazi kwawo wonke umlingiswa ukubona ukuthi iSihogo siqhamuke kanjani lezi zinto kusukela ekuqaleni kungenza ngifise sengathi bonke abalingisi bangabulawa. Ngoba abantu bafunda kanjalo.

Pazuzu

Akukho ukushoda kwamademoni engingakhetha kuwo, kodwa ngezwa idemoni elaqala (ngokuphikisana) konke kwakuyisinqumo esihle kakhulu. Ngesizathu esithile, ngihlangane nedlanzana labalandeli abathusayo abacaphune 'I-Exorcist' njengefilimu yabo yokuqala esabekayo. Ukuyekelela umzali ngiyakutshela. Ngaphandle nje kokuba wuhlobo lwefilimu olubaluleke kangaka- kanye nohlakaniphe estudiyo, idemoni elivela ku-'The Exorcist' lingelinye lamademoni aqine kakhulu engake ngawabona evezwa. Isigcawu sezitebhisi esivela ku-'Annabelle' besibaningi onqenqemeni lwesihlalo sethu, futhi lokho kugxuma kwethu 'ku-Insidious' nobuso bedemoni kubangele ukuhefuzela okuvela endaweni yetiyetha, kodwa kuyiphi enye ifilimu oke wayibona ingane ephethwe idemoni. izinto azenzayo uRegan? Ukushaya indlwabu ngesiphambano bese ehlohla ubuso bukamama wakhe egazini….lokho kulukhuni, ikakhulukazi kwefilimu yango-1973.

UCujo

Ngangingazi ukuthi ngizizwe kanjani lapho ekugcineni ngihlala phansi futhi ngibuka le filimu. Ngiyazithanda izinja! Izinja zothando, zonda abantu, lokhu bekufanele ngabe kulungile kimi. Kepha wewu…uCujo mhlawumbe bekuyi-a tad ethusayo? Ngisho ukuthi, zibeke ezicathulweni zikaDonna futhi kungazelelwe ubhekane nomngane omkhulu womuntu ongenabungane ngokuphelele, futhi lokho kuyizinto ezididayo. Kufana nokuthi udla u-ayisikhilimu omningi uze uwuchithe, bese ufana nokuthi, “hey man, wait a second. U-ayisikhilimu akufanele enze lokho.”

emihlathini

Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi unokwesaba okungokwemvelo (futhi okunempilo ngokuphelele, ngiyabonga kakhulu) ngoshaka noma cha, Imihlathi iyindodana esabekayo ye-bitch! Awukwazi ukuphika ukuthi le movie ibe nomthelela onamandla kubabukeli. Njengoba abantu baseMelika abangaphezu kwezigidi ezingu-67 babona 'Imihlathi' ehlobo eyakhululwa ngayo, i-blockbuster yokuqala yayithinta kuze kube manje. 43% yababukeli abanovalo olude lolwandle. Uma ukwazi ukubhukuda ngaphandle kokuzwa isithonjana, amaphuzu asabekayo adlala ekhanda lakho, siyakuhalalisela; uyinhlakanipho ongakaze uyibone imuvi.

IBlob

Kufanele ngiphonse lena laphaya-ngaba nezinkinga nge-bubblegum isikhathi eside ngemuva kokubona lokhu. Ngiyazi ukuthi i-Blob bekungeyona i-bubblegum, ngiyazi ukuthi i-bubblegum ayikwazi ukuphenduka futhi ingihlafune...kodwa bengiyingane, kulungile?

Alien

Ihlala ijabulisa, futhi isihloko esihlala sivela lapho abantu bexoxa ngefilimu yabo yobuntwana ehlukumeza kakhulu. Angisho ukuthi bekungekuhle, ngithi bekukuhle so kuhle ukuthi imiphumela ehlala isikhathi eside yaleso sigameko se-chest-burster yisizathu sokuthi ngingabi nazo izingane. I-parasite ekhula ngaphakathi kimi ize ibe nkulu kakhulu futhi iphoqelele ukuphuma kwayo? Cha ngiyabonga; Ngikubonile okwenzeka kuKane.

Lolu hlu aluhlanganisi konke (ngibe nesiphakamiso esisodwa esinamahloni se-'Leprechaun,' kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ngemuva kokuthi u-'Gremlins' enze uhlu ukwethembeka kwami ​​sekwehla ngokushesha), kodwa lezi yizilo ezifake kimi umkhuba wokwenza izinto. ngibheka ikhabethe lami njalo ebusuku ngaphambi kokuba ngingene embhedeni. Ngethemba, ngenxa yenu, nizokwenza okufanayo kulobubusuku.