Cabanga emuva usemncane. Kwakuyisikhathi sebhande elingadingekile nama-leotard, ividiyo ye-beta, ama-jelly flats, nabantu abasontekile embonini yefilimu bezama ukusilimaza ngeqhubu elikhulu lika-David Bowie- Siyabonga ngokulindelekile okungenangqondo u-Jareth. Uma ucabanga emuva kwamanye amamuvi ethu esiwathandayo asukela ebusheni, bekukhona okumnyama nokusontekile okwenzeka lapho.

 

Manje, ake sithi, ngakhulela emkhayeni oqinile lapho ngangijikijelwa khona amafilimu athusayo ngisemncane. Bekuyi hlala phansi uthule ubuke iDream Master. Oh, nali i-Ecto Cooler uma woma. Into esemqoka kulokhu: UFreddy Krueger AKAZE ngangethusa ngiseyingane. Eqinisweni, ngangicabanga ukuthi le ndoda yayikhululekile, ngisho nasemafilimini okuqala. Nokho, kwakunezikhathi lapho ngangihlala phansi ngibheke iwashi elalibizwa kanjalo i-flick enobungani bomndeni, Ngigcine ngihlezi ngicabanga "Kulungile, kwenzekani ngempela futhi kungani ngithola ama-skeevies ngalokhu?"  Lawo mafilimu okuqala kithi ayengamafutha ayingozi, futhi ngenxa yokuthi sonke sithanda ukubambelela kancane ebuntwaneni bethu, ake sibheke lokhu ngezansi. OKUNGADLANGANE uhlu lwe-nightmare nostalgia.

 

 

Abathakathi

 

Kulungile, ake sikhulume ngaleli tshe eliyigugu elisontekile lango-1990. U-Anjelica Huston wangethusa ngempumelelo lapho ngiseyingane njengoMthakathi Omkhulu Ophakeme. Ngisho ukuthi, indlela ayebukeka ngayo eyedwa kwakungokuthile okuqondile okwethusayo u-Jim Henson. Abathakathi bathathelwe encwadini kaRoald Dahl enegama elifanayo, futhi kubalulekile lapha ukukhomba zonke izincwadi zakhe ezihlala zihambisana ne-creep factor. Indaba yesizwe sabathakathi esiqonde ukuqeda izingane ezincane ezinengekayo ngokuziguqula zonke zibe amagundane anoshokoledi othakathiwe, ngokuqinisekile ingenze ngacabanga kabili ngalelo bha yakwaHersheys. Kunjani lokho ku-stuck yengqondo.

 

 

Legend

 

 

U-Tim Curry uyintokozo enkulu futhi uzifaka ngokuphelele kunoma iyiphi indima- kuhlanganise nobumnyama. Impela sinawo ama-unicorns, i-Tom Cruise enezingidi ezimnandi, izinganekwane... bese kuba lo mfana. Fucken isihogo. Ifilimu, eqondiswa u-Ridley Scott, iyiphupho elimnandi ekuqaleni kodwa iba mnyama ngokushesha. Noma kunjalo, unikeza umfana odume ngabafokazi abaphuma ezifubeni iphupho lomndeni analo; Lona umphumela. Umanduleli we-Pennywise mhlawumbe? I-Curry idlala ngendlela embi kakhulu.

 

 

I-Crystal Emnyama

 

Lezo zidalwa zezinyoni ze-goddamn ziyi-banna ephelele yobukhona bami. Lapho uJim Henson eduka kuMuppets wakhe odume kabi, waya endaweni ehluke ngokuphelele yalokho okushiwo yi-fuck. Angingqongqozi konke, mina ngokwami ​​ngiyawathanda wonke lawa mafilimu. I-Dark Crystal injalo impela. OKUMNYAMA nokungahlaliseki. Ikakhulukazi kuleyo yengane eneminyaka emine ebukele iqembu lezigelekeqe lawa ma-Skeksi, njengoba bebizwa kanjalo, behlukanisa omunye wabo ngendlela enonya. Siyabonga ngesitolo sezidalwa ezingalali ebusuku.

 

 

Imfihlo kaNimh

 

 

Oh yebo, ngisho opopayi bangaba ithangi lonke likaphethiloli wamaphupho amabi. Umthandi wezilwane njengami, angathola le movie iphazamisa kakhulu. Ngaphandle kwazo zonke izithombe ezinhle ezimnyama, inganekwane eyisisekelo ye-NIMH imbi ngokwanele iyodwa. Ukuthinta udaba lwangempela lokuhlolwa kwezilwane, amagundane namagundane ayiswa kumalebhu e-NIMH futhi ajovwe ngezinaliti ezigcwele i-fuck uyazi. Okunye kwalokhu kuhlola kwaholela ekuhlakanipheni kwabo okuthuthukile nasekubalekeni ekugcineni, okusiletha kwenye indaba ethusayo ephathelene nokuzabalaza kothando, ukukhaphela namandla amakhulu. Ifilimu eyi-Epic, kodwa ngingacabanga kabili ukuyikhombisa ingane encane ehlakaniphile.

 

 

I-Labyrinth

O Jareth, yeka indlela engiluthanda ngayo unya lwakho! Njengoba ngangimdala kunabo bonke, izikhathi eziningi ngangifisa ukunyamalala kwezingane zakithi ezincane. Inkosi yeGoblin, inika uSara isifiso sakhe sokuthi umfowabo omncane athathwe imikhovu yavela obala, okwamangaza kakhulu futhi kwadumaza iqhawekazi lethu. Evika iphunga elibi laphakade, izidalwa eziyinqaba kanye nokuthandeka kukaJareth kuyo yonke indlela, uSara uzama ukusindisa umfowabo osawusana. Lona umngcele kakhulu ku-creep factor kunokukwethusa nge-cinematography esontekile kanye nokusebenza kuka-Bowie kombusi onamandla, ongenawo umbusi ongeke ulibaleke noma nini maduzane.

 

 

Ukubuyela ku-Oz

 

 

Yehheni, ngiqala ngaphi nje ngalomcebo omncane. Amakhanda antantayo, amemezayo, amafidi ayishumi ubude ehamba u-Jack O Lantern, umthakathi ongenakhanda ozothatha eyakho, iNkosi ye-Gnome, kanye ne-The Wheelers. Uma uke wacosha noma yiziphi izincwadi zangempela ze-OZ, azikho kude kakhulu nalokhu- Ukwenza lokhu kwengezwe okungenzeka kube yiyona eyiqiniso kakhulu ezindabeni ezidumile zikaFrank L. Baum. Emizuzwini yokuqala eyi-15, u-Dorothy uhudulelwa esikhungweni sezengqondo ukuze athole ukwelashwa okuthile okushaqisayo. O, yini leyo Bhubesi elikhulumayo? Woza Dorothy, asigibele. Lokho kuzokufundisa ukukhuluma ngomhlaba wakho wenganekwane kubantu abadala.

 

 

Ukungqubuzana kwe-Titans (1981)

 

 

Mhlawumbe lena ilula kancane endaweni  amafilimu ezingane, kodwa ukubona i-Medusa kuleyo miphumela ekhethekile emangalisayo ezalwa Ama-Titans,ngethuse kabi ngisemncane. Nokho, naphezu kwemiphumela ngezinye izikhathi-creaky, ifilimu empeleni uhlobo Creepy. Ngiqonde ukubheka labo fezela kanye ne-Kraken - AmaShudders.

 

 

Manje njengoba sesiqedile ukuhamba emzileni wokukhumbula iphupho elibi, ingabe belikhona ifilimu lezingane elithile elawela indawo yakho yokunethezeka nawe useyingane? Sazise ngezansi! Manje uma uzongixolela, ngifinyelele leyo zwi elimnandi ngaphakathi kimi futhi ngidinga i-crotch encane egona u-Bowie empilweni yami.

 

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