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Yeqa ngaphezulu Iphathi Yokulala, Indlu Yobudlova, kanye nayo yonke enye ifilimu yama-80s enyantisayo ene “ukubulala”Kusihloko; I-Pool Party Massacre ivuselela i-classic yama-80s tit and gore fest evame ukuza nalezi zinhlobo zezihloko ngezindlela ezinhle kakhulu.

Emasontweni ambalwa edlule, ngijwayelene neziphakathi zomphakathi owesabekayo ngomuntu othanda izinhloso, onothando olubi kakhulu ogama lakhe linguDrew Marvick, naye ongowokuzalwa endaweni yangakithi eLas Vegas. UMarvick wangiphosela i-movie yakhe entsha eseyenze umdlalo wayo wokuqala weVegas ekuqaleni kuka-Ephreli enesihloko esithi I-Pool Party Massacre. Ifilimu lowo uNevadan, umbhali kanye nomqondisi ayibiza ngokuchitha igazi okujabulisa isikhathi noma yimuphi umlandeli we-horror ka-1980 azoyithokozela.

Ngangivele ngithengiswe kakhulu nje massacre sengivele ngisesihlokweni. Kuyamangalisa.

 

Lesi sakhiwo silula impela - intombazane ecebile, enesihloko egama layo linguBlair imema ozakwabo abathandana nabo ukuba beze ephathini yezicukuthwane lapho abazali bakhe ababukeka behlekisa bengaphandle kwedolobha. Isethaphu ephelele yefilimu engaconsi phansi, eh? I-Pool Party Butcher, ngenxa yezizathu ezingaziwa kuze kube sekupheleni, iqala udlame olunegazi kulo lonke ukuhlangana, icasula izivakashi, kanye nabambalwa ababekwe eceleni, ngamunye ngamunye ngendlela eyingqayizivele njengoba umbulali eshintshela izikhali isisulu ngasinye sisebenzisa amathuluzi ahlukahlukene wehadiwe ukuthola 'kwenziwe lokho kuholela emachibini egazi ngamunye azungeze.

Sinabasebenzi bethu bama-gals abangagqokile, kanye nalowo ongaphandle ongahambelani kahle ne-clique, ebizwa ngokufanele ngokuthi nguNancy (njengoba sonke sazi kahle ukuthi amantombazane abizwa ngoNancy kwifilimu ethusayo imvamisa iba ngamakhanda - ie Izinto ze-Stranger, NOES), oqala kusuka ku-bitch e-ditzy kuya ku-bitch oqondile wonyaka onguye khona manje, osevele ememeza ngokubulawa kwabo. Kodwa-ke, njengezigcawu nabasebenzi bamantombazane abathumele uRose McGowans wabo wangaphakathi kusuka Umakhi womhlathi kwaqhubekela phambili ngokuhlangana komunye nomunye, ukujikijelana ngezinhlamba okuqondile kusuka entombazaneni eyodwa kuya kwenye njengoba bevele behlukumezana ngokuphelele futhi bengaxoleli omunye nomunye kwangenza ngawa esihlalweni sami ngikhala izinyembezi. “Ukuphela komsebenzi ofanelekela ukuwenza yi-hooker. Ngakho-ke thola izindebe zakho kulelo dick elicebile, bese ubambelela! ”

Kunezinhlobo eziningi zalezo zinhlobo zemigqa yohlobo lomcebo kazwelonke kuyo yonke le filimu. Ngiyakwethembisa.

Enye yezinto engizenzele kakhulu kule filimu, ngukukhululeka kwamahlaya kaClay odlalwa nguNick Byer. Shit ongcwele, lo mfana unesifiso sikaDanny McBride njengoba amahlaya ahlasimulisayo avele aba nenhlonipho, aba mnandi kakhulu, futhi wasiza ukuhambisa imovie phakathi kokubulala nokushiya ucindezela amabhulukwe akho uhleka. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho lo mfana ekwi-screen, ngangazi ukubeka isiphuzo sami phansi ngokwesaba uketshezi olungena ngamakhala akho.

Kusukela kumakhredithi okuvula angama-8-bit akhala lawo ma-'80s nostalgic bells asethwe kwamanye amashuni wensimbi wokukhahlela esilinganisweni se-synthesizer, nokujika ekugcineni angibonanga ngisho nokuza, I-Pool Party Massacre kungimangazile ngokudlula konke obekulindelwe nge-movie. Kuyisikhathi sokuzijabulisa esizungeza ubumnandi, esilungele iphathi ye-movie yangoLwesihlanu ebusuku nabangane notshwala futhi uma uhhafu wami ongcono, ongaba yi-BIGGEST horror movie snob wabo bonke wakuthola kujabulisa, ngicabanga ukuthi noma ngubani ofunda lokhu uzokuya ujabule kakhulu ekubukeni.

Abalingisi befilimu uKristin Noel McKusick, Margaux Némé, Crystal Stoney, Jenifer Marvick, Destiny Faith Nelson, Alexis Adams, Dora Deceuninck, Paul Card, Nick Byer, Jimmy Grosse, Sally Burnswello, John Molinaro, Mark Justice, Cameron Lee Vamp, futhi LeeAnna Vamp futhi iyatholakala ukuthenga nge-DVD, Blu-ray, ngisho nefomu le-VHS ngqo kusuka kuwebhusayithi esemthethweni ye-movie ngo- ngokuchofoza lapha! Kufanele ngithi, ibhayisikobho enjengalena ezokhishwa nge-VHS yakudala, iyaqabula kakhulu ukuyibona futhi inginika wonke ama-fuzzies angaziwa. Wenze kahle uDrew Marvick. Lo mphakathi owesabekayo ubingelela isihogo kuwe nakulesi sikhathi sakudala sehlelo, I-Pool Party Massacre!

Futhi qaphela, uma kungenzeka ukuthi ubekhona e-Orlando Umbuso we-Spooky kule mpelasonto, qiniseka ukuthi ume nge- I-Pool Party Massacre idokodo futhi usule i-movie kanye nentengiso ethile emnandi!