Kubukeka sengathi njalo lapho siphenduka, enye i-movie ethusayo iyenziwa kabusha nganoma yisiphi isizathu. Kodwa ingabe ukubuyiselwa kwemali kukhona okuhle? Nginqume ukuqala kabusha i-Remake Double Take, uchungechunge oluthi imigodi izame futhi kwakudala okuyiqiniso ngokumelene nokubuyiselwa kwabo. Nge-edishini yami yokuqala, bengicabanga ukuthi ngizobuyekeza isibonelo esiphelele sokuthi ukubuyiswa kwanamuhla kungakuthola kanjani kungalungile ngendlela eyisimanga. Ungase uzizwe ngendlela ehlukile mayelana nokwenziwa kabusha kuka-2015, kodwa ngokwami ​​ngicabanga ukuthi alinakhandlela lango-1982 Poltergeist.

Poltergeist ingenye yama-movie engiwathandayo. Ngizokubeka nje laphaya. Ngakho-ke ngokudlula kwakamuva futhi okubuhlungu komqondisi Tobe Hooper, manje kubukeke njengesikhathi esihle sokuvakashela kabusha okunye kokudala kwakhe. Futhi ukudalulwa okugcwele, ngiyakuzonda ukubuyiswa kabusha. Ngicabanga ukuthi iwubudlabha, iyisiphukuphuku, futhi uma ngikhuluma iqiniso izama ngamandla kakhulu. Manje, futhi, konke lokhu kungumbono wami, ngakho-ke bekezela lapha ngenkathi ngichaza izimpikiswano zami.

I-1982 Poltergeist ivulwa ngokusondelwa kwe-TV edlala i-Star Spangled Banner ngaphambi kokusika ku-static eqinile. Ikhamera ilandela inja yomndeni ukuthi isithwale singene endlini ethule, idlule emakamelweni lapho wonke umuntu elele ngokuthula. Ibeka ukusondelana nezethameli; sizizwa sengathi siyisibukeli ezimpilweni zomndeni esikrinini.

UCarol Anne osemncane uvuka embhedeni angene ngesitezi esingezansi. Uhehwa yi-TV, enengxoxo enkulu nebhizinisi elingaziwa, elivusa umndeni ukuba wonke uzobona lo mkhuba wokungajwayelekile. Lokhu kuhle ngezizathu ezimbili. Kukhombisa umndeni njengeyunithi, kuveza ubumbano olubumbene, futhi kuvumela bonke abalingiswa ukuthi babone lokhu kuhlangana kokuqala ukuze wonke umuntu abe umhlanganyeli onolwazi emicimbini engajwayelekile ezolandela.

Manje, ake siqhathanise nokwenziwa kabusha kuka-2015. Sivula ukuvala umdlalo wevidiyo owesabekayo onobudlova, bese siphumelela ukubona ukuthi udlalwa yindodana ngenkathi isemotweni nomndeni wayo. Kukhona enye i-banter ehloselwe ukuxhumana ukuthi iwumndeni ojabulisayo, ojwayelekile, kepha kumnandi nje. Bafika endlini entsha lapho izingane zigijimela khona - angazi, yibantwana engibaqagelayo - ngenkathi abazali behlangana nomthengisi wezindlu.

Umenzeli ubuza ubaba, u-Eric (uSam Rockwell, ongenza okungcono kunalokhu), ukuthi wenzani ukuze aphile, uthi usebenza (ukubekwa komkhiqizo okungenamahloni) kuJohn Deere. Umenzeli uncoma ogandaganda babo (futhi kubi kabi) kanti u-Eric uphendula ngokuthi “ubezothokoza kakhulu njengamanje ukube akazange adilizwe”.

Ngiyaxolisa, kodwa yini? Akuyona indlela izingxoxo ezisebenza ngayo. Ngeke uthi “Ngijola noJohn, kodwa wangilahla”. Bona ukuthi kuzwakala kuyisimungulu kanjani lokho? Lo mbhali akakwazi ukuxoxisana. Isimo senzelwe ukuhlinzeka ngolwazi lokuthi lokhu kungukuphuma kwesidingo ngenxa yesimo sabo sezomnotho, kepha kunendlela engcono kakhulu yokubhala lokho.

Noma kunjalo, indodana, uGriffin, uzulazula endlini futhi uthola indodakazi encane, uMadison, ekhuluma nomnyango wakhe wekhabethe ovaliwe. Futhi ngemizuzu engu-6 namasekhondi angama-28, sinokwethuka kwethu kokuqala ukwethuka. Ngoba akukho okusetha i-movie esabekayo njengokushaqeka ngaphambi kwesikhathi. Vele, uGriffin nguyena kuphela obona lokhu kushintshana okuxakile, futhi kubangelwa kalula ukuthi izingane zivele zixakeke.

Yikuphi okwenza ifilimu ibe yinkinga enkulu. Ngiyakuqonda ukuthi bazama ukucwila kancane emanzini "okwethusayo" lapha, kepha ngokuchitha isikhathi esiningi ngokuvezwa okungadingekile nezikhathi zomlingiswa ezingathandeki, kuphuthelwa ngokuphelele ithuba lokwakha umoya. Kumane kuwukujikijela ngomshoshaphansi kule ndawo "eshubile", bese kungenzi lutho ngayo kuze kube yilapho isimo esigcwele siqhuma izigcawu eziningana kamuva.

Enye yezinto ezinhle kakhulu ngefilimu ka-1982 ukuvezwa komndeni. Abazali bane-chemistry enhle kakhulu omunye nomunye kanye nezingane zabo. USteve (Craig T Nelson) noDianne (JoBeth Williams) baqeda usuku bebe bethatha umhlalaphansi beya egumbini labo lokulala ukuze baziphumulele njengeyunithi, kuthi lapho i-shit ishaya umlandeli baxhasane ngokuphelele. Izinhloso eziphelele zobudlelwano.

Ngokuphambene, ama-2015's Poltergeist kukhombisa ukuxhumana okungajulile phakathi kuka-Eric no-Amy (Rosemarie DeWitt), futhi empeleni abanaso isibopho esiqinile nezingane zabo. U-Eric uzama ukuthenga uthando lwabo ngezipho zikanokusho - besebenzisa imali abangenawo - futhi udlala indima yokuba ngumzali wangempela. Lapho uMadison osemncane ethathwa yizinhlangano, umndeni uyahlangana futhi uzame ukuxhumana naye ngosizo oluvela kuDkt. Powell (Jane Adams). Lapho ekugcineni bezwa izwi lakhe, ukusabela kwabo… akukholisi nakancane. Ngiqonde ukuthi, kukonke ukusebenza kokuphinda kwenziwe ngempela, kubuthakathaka impela, ngakho-ke kunzima kakhulu ukunikeza isithunzi nganoma yisiphi sezinhlamvu ezimbi.

Isimo esifanayo esivela koqobo sikhombisa ikhono leqiniso elivela kuJoBeth Williams. Ungakwazi bazizwa ukukhululeka kwakhe, okuxubene nokwethuka okubhubhisayo. Kuhle.

Lapho kufika isikhathi sokutakula indodakazi yabo encane kolunye uhlangothi, ngeminyaka yo-1982 Poltergeist ithumela uDianne ukuwela futhi amsindise. Kuyinkulumo ethinta inhliziyo ngamandla othando lomama; UDianne ungumlingiswa oqinile, okwaziyo ukwenza noma yini ezinganeni zakhe. Iqembu lonke lihlangana ndawonye ukubamba intambo exhumanisa uDianne nokuphepha kwekhaya.

Ekwenzeni kabusha, ukutakula kwenziwa yindodana - uGriffin - okuwubuwula. Manje, kunendaba ephelele yokuthi uGriffin ubesaba kanjani ubumnyama futhi ukhathazekile ngempilo jikelele, ngakho-ke, impela, asinikeze ingane amandla. Kepha uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, konke lokho akudingekile ngokuphelele, futhi kubukela phansi indima yabazali ngendlela enkulu. Futhi, bathemba ihange lasodongeni ngokuphepha kwezingane zabo, ngakho…

Ukukhuluma ngabantwana (akekho umuntu ozocabanga izingane), kukhona udoli we-clown. Unodoli kwasekuqaleni Poltergeist kuyinto ejwayelekile, ngakho-ke lapho eguquka, kuyethusa. I-remake izama ngendlela enzima kakhulu ukuyenza yesabe.

Kulelo nothi, wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi ama-clown angaba yinhle kabi, ngakho-ke lapho ingane yakho esevele ihluzekile ithola ibhokisi eligcwele onodoli be-clown ku-crawlspace egumbini labo lokulala / ekamelweni labo lokulala, mhlawumbe - futhi lokhu kungumcabango nje kuphela - balahle?

Futhi, ukunaka lokhu, lapho isihlahla esasiphethwe singena ngefasitela ku Poltergeist, kuyesabeka ngokweqiniso. Ekwenzeni kabusha, isihlahla sinyoka ngendlela engenakwenzeka endlini - sidlula egumbini nasephansi kwehholo - ukuze sibambe uGriffin osemncane bese simhudulela ngaphandle ngefasitela. Akunangqondo futhi kubukeka sengathi kusile.

Lapho umndeni usuphunyukile, owokuqala Poltergeist iphetha ngokufakwa kwendlu okuyisithonjana. Icocekile, ingeyokugcina, futhi kukhombisa ukuthi bavele bagweme ngokuncinyane ikusasa elifanayo. Ekwenzeni kabusha, njengoba nje umndeni uzongena evenini, uqinisekile ukuthi iphupho labo elibi liphelile, indlu idonsela iveni odongeni lwendlu njengendoda esebenza ngoKool-Aid.

Abakhulu baveza ukuthi "bashiye izidumbu kodwa bahambisa kuphela amatshe ekhanda" yehliswa ngokunganaki phakathi kwengxoxo ekubuyeleni kabusha. Wonke amandla aleso senzakalo awekho ngisho nase-radar. Futhi kukhona amathambo e-CGI. Nkosi ngisize.

Okokugcina, uZelda fucking Rubinstein ungcono kakhulu kunesigatshana esithile sothando. Futhi leso silima # thishouseisclean reality show. Ugh.

Ngokuyinhloko, ngizizwa sengathi umbhali nomqondisi we-remake bebengazi lutho ngokuqala Poltergeist. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi bavele babona izithombe-skrini ezithile futhi bafunda incazelo yesakhiwo. Kungaba namathambo efilimu yoqobo, kepha ayinanhliziyo.

Ngenkathi okwangempela kunezindikimba ezikhuluma ngomndeni kanye nokuntuleka kwesimilo esivela kubathuthukisi bezindlu, amakholamu wokuphinda enze inqwaba yamanani ashibhile okweqa nobuchwepheshe obusha (ama-drones anobuqili kakhulu, bafo).

Sengiphetha, ngiyakuzonda, futhi okwangempela akunakuthintwa ezincwadini zami. Manje, ngidinga isiphuzo.

Hlala ubhekile ukuthola ama-ramblings amaningi mayelana nama-movie afanelwe okungcono, lapha ku-Remake Double Take.