USharknado 2: Owesibili  ulapha abangane bami, futhi:

“Ngiyazi uyesaba, Bangoshaka. Ziyesabeka, futhi akekho ofuna ukudliwa… ”

Icebo lokwenza iziqubulo ukuthi kuhlala kukhona ukucwaswa okunamathiselwe kubo; uma ucabanga ngamafilimu wakho owathandayo, ngaphandle kwalapho kunjalo I-Star Wars: Umbuso Ugadla Emuva, I-Godfather Part II, or NgoLwesihlanu umhla ka-13t IV, ukuqhudelana ekugcineni kube wukudumala uma kuqhathaniswa nokwangempela. I-SyFy inethemba lokuthi izokhipha lo mkhuba ngokwenza inzuzo kwenye yezingoma ezidume kakhulu ze-B-Movie zaso sonke isikhathi, I-Sharknado (2013) (ukubuyekeza kwethu kuyatholakala: lapha), ifilimu ebigcwele kakhulu kuTwitter futhi yaba yinto yehlelo lenkolo, ngomdlalo wabo wokuqala USharknado 2: Owesibili ngomhla zingama-30 kuJulayi, 2014, njengocezu lwesici “lweviki le-Sharknado”. Umbuzo-ke uthi: ingabe USharknado 2 ukulandelana okuthuthukile kufomula esungulwe ku- Sharknado, noma ingabe ithatha isinyathelo sokubuyela emuva bese iwela kuyo?

USharknado 2: Owesibili iphinde yaba yifilimu ethi The Asylum eqondiswe ngu-Anthony C. Ferrante (Sharknado & Boo) futhi ngiphinde ngalingisa u-Ian Ziering njengoFin Shepard, iqhawe lethu kusuka ushaka, owayekade egijima emanzini, umnikazi wendawo yokucima ukoma, kanye nendoda manje edume ngokuba yiqhawe le-Los Angeles Si-harknado. Yena kanye nowayengunkosikazi wakhe u-April (Tara Reid, futhi reprising indima yakhe kusukela ushakaZindiza ezweni lonke ziya eNew York City ngohambo lwezincwadi luka-Ephreli, zibhale okuthengwa kakhulu okuyi- “How to Survive a Sharknado”, nokuthi uFin avakashele nodadewabo u-Ellen (Kari Wuher), owayengumngane wakhe omkhulu / owayengumngane omkhulu kaFin uMartin ( UMark McGrath), umshana kaFin uMora (Courtney Baxter) nomshana uVaughn (Dante Palminteri). Ilangabi langaphambili likaFin's, uSkye (Vivica A. Fox) nalo lisesithombeni ngoba… kahle, ababuyisanga uNova ushaka futhi umuntu kudingeka abe ucwecwe lwabesifazane lokukhahlela izimbongolo kuFin.

USharknado 2 iqala ngokuduma njengoba indiza iFin neka-April ihambisana neyokuqala ushaka; abalandeli be The Twilight Zone noma ukwehluleka lokho, The Simpsons uzothola ukuhlonishwa okusheshayo, bese oshaka baqala ukubulala okungeziwe ama-cameo no-Ephreli balahlekelwa yisandla sakhe sokudubula kumhlophe omkhulu ondizayo.  U-Fin wehlisela indiza ngokwakhe (bonke abatshuzi bangakwazi ukuhlala amajethi), ushiya u-April esibhedlela ukuze alulame, futhi alibangise edolobheni ukuze azame ukuhlenga umndeni wakhe kuma-Sharknadoes azayo futhi kufanele uhlale kuwo wonke umdlalo we-NY Mets. Endleleni eya e-Citi Field, u-Fin ugijima ngokulinganayo Okuningi ama-cameo, kufaka phakathi uJudd Hirsch (Usuku Lokuzimela, Abantu Abavamile) njengomshayeli weklabhu omuhle. UFin ukhipha uSkye, uMartin noVaughn ngaphandle kweballpark, bese ethatha uhambo lokuhamba ngomgwaqo ongaphansi komhlaba, isitobhi sokujikijela amabhomu amancane esivunguvungwini esisuka phezulu kweBates Tower Hotel (* wink *), futhi baye esiphethweni esifaka phakathi lonke iqembu elimangalisayo e-Empire State Building.

Into mayelana USharknado 2 ngukuthi ukukutshela okuningi ngokwenzekayo empeleni kungathatha ubumnandi obukhulu ekubukeni ifilimu, futhi kuqhathaniswa nayo ushaka, USharknado 2: Owesibili kumnandi emafosheni. Ukusetshenziswa kwama-cameo, okuvame ukusetshenziswa ngolimi oluhlathini, kuhlangene nokuhamba okungapheli kwesakhiwo kusiza ekwenzeni USharknado 2 ukuthuthuka okucacile kunalokho 'okwandulelayo; uma ungakaboni USharknado 2 kodwa-ke, ngiyethemba ukuthi ukwazile ukugwema abanye babaphangi be-cameo, ngenkathi kungenjalo njengokwephula ubumnandi njengokuthola i- Zombieland i-cameo yonakaliselwe wena, i- ushaka ama-cameo amnandi kakhulu uma ungena ngaphandle kokwazi kusengaphambili. Itulo ngokwalo lizuza ekuhlelweni okuqinile, nokunamathela esisho sakudala esithi “nika abantu lokho abakufunayo”: ngokuphambene ushaka lapho esingazange sikwenze empeleni bheka i-Sharknado kuze kube sekupheleni, USharknado 2 iletha emizuzwini emi-5 yokuqala futhi ijabulela ijubane layo eliyingozi, iphonsa ama-Sharknado amaningi embangweni.

Ngenkathi owokuqala ushaka wahlushwa yisithiyo sika-Tara Reid sika-Ephreli (futhi ngokubonga washiya eLos Angeles, indodakazi kaFin, uClaudia) nezinhloso zabalingiswa bakhe kwifilimu yokuqala ukuphazamisa uzungu nokuhudulela le ndaba isikhathi eside,  USharknado 2 ichitha le divayisi yesakhiwo futhi esikhundleni salokho igxile ngokwayo ngokusinikeza indaba engu-A no-B ukuze iqedele ifilimu. Ngenkathi i-B-Story equkethe u-Ellen no-Mora okukhulunywe ngabo ngenhla bezama ukubuya eSitatimendeni Senkululeko baye e-Bates Tower ukuze bahlangane namanye amaqhawe ethu (ngenkathi silahlekelwa abangane baka-Ellen befolishi kashaka ngezindlela ezijabulisayo) ayikaze ifane. ukuluma njenge-A-Indaba elandelayo Fin, bekuyindlela enhle ushaka 2 ukuze siphinde sibuyele ezimpandeni zayo futhi sibonise abantu abangakaze babhekane nokwesaba kwe-Sharknado izama ukuphila, kuyilapho besasinika ulwazi lokulwa noshaka esinesipiliyoni sokulwa noshaka esizilindele kuye. ushaka amafilimu.

Manje, lokho akusho ukuthi azikho izinkinga nge USharknado 2: Owesibili, njengoba kusenzelwa i-B-movie eyenziwe nge-TV B mayelana neziphepho ezincela oshaka nokubaphonsa enkabeni yedolobha iManhattan. Ukulingisa, futhi, yi-B-movie 'kumongo wayo uqobo; ngenkathi kunemibukiso embalwa engaphansi kwezinkanyezi, ngokuthokoza akukho okususa enjabulweni yokubuka le filimu eshibhile. Imiphumela ekhethekile ihlala ilindelekile umuntu angayilindela kwi-movie yeSyFy (funda: ayiyinhle kakhulu, kepha iyadlula) futhi kube nenkinga yomsindo eyinqaba, kepha lutho ukwephula ifilimu.

Bheka, ake siqonde ngqo kulokho okuyinhloko kwalokhu: USharknado 2: Owesibili inkulu, iyashesha futhi isharkier. Uma ufuna ifilimu yenkolo eyaziyo ukuthi kufanele ibe yi-cheesy, ihlekise futhi ibe mnandi kakhulu ukuyibuka neqembu elikhulu labangane, awukwazi ukwenza kangcono kakhulu kunalokhu. Uma (ngasizathu simbe) ukhetha phakathi ushaka futhi USharknado 2, kufanele ubuke okulandelayo: kungenye yamafilimu wesibili ambalwa ochungechungeni okuthuthuka okukhulu ngaphezu kwalowo 'owandulelayo, noma kunjalo, ucishe udinga ukubona ifilimu yokuqala ukuze uyiqonde OwesiBili enkazimulweni yayo yonke.

Ekupheleni kosuku, njengomlandeli we-B-movie, uma ubuka USharknado 2: Owesibili, uzoba nesikhathi esimnandi. Thembisa.

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