Sekuyiminyaka eyishumi kusukela ekaRob Zombie Halloween ukhululiwe. Ukukhwabanisa okungcwele, uyakukholwa? Iminyaka eyishumi. UKristu, lokho kungukuphila konke.

Izingoma ezifana no-Amy Winehouse ethi “Rehab”, Pink's “U + UR Hand”, nethi Plain White T ethi “Hey There Delilah” zibe namashadi omculo. Ama-movie afana Transformers, Ngingumlando, Futhi Phila Mahhala noma ufe kanzima wenza uhlu luka-2007 lweBlockbuster. I-iPhone yaqala ukukhonjiswa kwathi uBritney Spears waphuca ikhanda ekhombisa ukuqala kokuphuka kwakhe. Kwakuwunyaka osangene wezikhathi nezikhathi.

Emhlabeni wesabekayo, ukubuyiswa kabusha kwakungumkhuba ngalesi sikhathi. Izikhumbuzi bezihlale ziyingxabano phakathi kwabalandeli abesabekayo. Kuyaqabukela abalandeli bezwe ukuthi bayadingeka, futhi ikakhulukazi kakhulu abavamile ukujatshulelwa ngabantu. Lokho abaningi balaba bantu abangaqapheli ukuthi iningi lonkulunkulu babo abesabekayo ababakhothamela namuhla bake bavezwa esikrinini ngesikhathi esimnyama nesimhlophe sokuthula. Noma unkulunkulu wabo osabekayo engaqhamuki ngqo kulezi zilwane zakudala zama-movie, izimfanelo zawo eziningi zinezimpande ezivela kulezi zinsuku; kepha ngiyaphuma.

Kungakhathalekile ukuthi abalandeli bayawazi yini umlando wabo osabisayo noma cha, ukubuyiswa kabusha kwakusendleleni. Iziqu ezifana; The Amityville Horror, Indlu ye-Wax, Inkungu, Amagquma Anamehlo, Black Christmas futhi The Omen zonke zakhishwa ngo-2005 nango-2006 kuzibuyekezo ezixubekile. Ngenkathi ukugxekwa okuningi kwakungekuhle, kwathatha abalandeli ngokumangala okuphelele lapho befunda ukuthi ngisho noJohn Carpenter's 1978 classic wayengavunyelwe. Kunama-movie amathathu wesabekayo ongawathinti, futhi afaka phakathi lawo I-Nightmare ku-Elm Street, ULwesihlanu i-13^th, futhi kunjalo Halloween. Kodwa-ke, ngokwesinqumo sikaRob Zombie ngesibindi lokhu bekungasenzeki.

Ngokungafani nesibhamu sikaGus Van Sant sokudutshulwa ngo-1998 Psycho, URob Zombie wezwa ukuthi unokuthile okusha angakusho ngoMichael Myers nezwe laseHaddonfield. Kuyinkolelo evamile ukuthi esinye sezici ezesabisa kakhulu cishe ngawo-1978 Halloween awazi yini ukuthi kungani uMichael abulala udadewabo esemncane, nokuthi yini eyakhuthaza ukubulawa kwakhe kwesikhathi esizayo. Kodwa-ke, lokho bekunganele i-Zombie. Umqondisi omusha wazibophezela ekudaleni incazelo yokuthukuthela kukaMichael, futhi konke kwakususelwe emndenini ongasebenzi kahle nasekuziphatheni okungaphathwa kabi kwezenhlalo nezengqondo.

Abalandeli babethukuthele, kubo uMyers wayengadingi sizathu sokuba mubi. Eqinisweni, ukuntuleka kwesizathu kanye nomqondo kwamsabisa kakhulu! Kodwa-ke, uZombie unikele ngengxenye yokuqala ye-movie ukuze achaze ukuthi kungani ingqondo kaMichael iphuke kangaka, nokuthi yini emenze wakitaza ngemuva kwamehlo amnyama… amehlo kasathane.

Njengomuntu othanda okwangempela ngiyavuma, incazelo yezisusa zikaMichael ibingadingeki. Kodwa-ke ngiyijabulele kakhulu ingxenye yesibili yefilimu. Uma Halloween bekuzokwenziwa kabusha, ngishayela ihlombe ukhetho lukaZombie lwabalingisi, ikakhulukazi uScout Taylor-Compton othathe indawo yeScream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis 'kaLaurie Strode.

UCompton oneminyaka eyishumi nesishiyagalombili ubengaziwa ngesimo esethusayo ngaleso sikhathi ngaphandle kwendima yakhe Izinto Ezincane Ezimbi unyaka owandulele. Ukubukeka kwakhe okungenacala nokungenabuntu nokuziphatha okunamahloni kufanelekile ezweni lanamuhla eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu kamuva, futhi akazange azizwe ephoqeleka njengoba ephindaphinda izindlela ezinesizotha nezesabekayo amantombazane amaningi azethula ngawo-1970.

Kodwa-ke, ngokuba ngabaka-2000 abangane bakhe kwakudingeka babuyise iqiniso endaweni yesehlakalo. Iqiniso lokuqalekisa, ukuya ocansini ngaphambi komshado, ukuphuza usemncane nokubhema. Uyazi, konke okwenzela isisulu esihle. Cue "amantombazane amabi" uLynda (Kristina Klebe) no-Annie (Danielle Harris.)

Ukukhethwa kukaZombie kukaDanielle Harris, ingqalabutho esunguliwe hhayi yesigameko esethusayo kuphela kodwa nenkanyezi yezikhathi ezimbili Halloween i-franchise, kwaba isimanga esingalindelekile phakathi kwabalandeli. Ukubuyela kukaHariss emhlabeni waseHaddonfield kwakungaphezu kokuhlekisa nje ukuthola izihlalo, njengoba isitayela sakhe sokulingisa silingana kahle kwi-movie ebuyekeziwe.

Kuyaziwa ukuthi iZombie isebenzisa abalingisi abafanayo kuma-movie ayo kaninginingi, njengokuthi; UWilliam Forsythe, uSid Haig, uBill Mosely, uLeslie Easterbrook, uKen Foree, uDanny Trejo, kanye noSheri Moon Zombie. Damn, ingabe ngivele ngavela uhlu lonke lwabalingisi be The UDeveli Uyenqaba? Déjà vu!

Nokho, ngenxa Halloween Ubuye futhi weza nama-veteran amangalisayo futhi afaka; UMalcolm McDowell njengoDkt Sam Loomis, uBrad Dourif njengoSheriff Lee Brackett, u-Udo Kier njengoMorgan Walker, uClint Howard njengoDkt. Koplenson, noDee Wallace nonina kaLaurie uCynthia Strode. Noma ngabe ubuyizonda i-movie, ngama-veteran ama-horror veterans kunzima ukuthi ungayitholi le filimu okungenani iyahlekisa, iyesabeka Ukudla kwasekuseni Club kwezinhlobo. Ukuze ube yimpukane esethi phakathi kwalo lonke leli thalente kumele kube ngumlingo!

Ingxenye yesibili ye-movie idlale kakhulu njengasekuqaleni, ngokuqalekisa okuningi, ucansi negazi. Yize ngingeyena umlandeli wokwenza kabusha i-movie ngaphandle kokuthi unempilo entsha ongayiphefumulela, ikakhulukazi uma kukhulunywa ngemiphumela ekhethekile, angiqondi ukuthi kungani idinga ukuthintwa. Maye, bekuyiyo, futhi ngaphandle kwayo besingeke sibe neyakwaZombie 2 Halloween, i-movie ngiyibambe eduze futhi ngiyithanda kakhulu inhliziyo yami. Cha, ngokungathi sína.  Ngibhalile ngakho lapha.

Mhlawumbe lapho abanye abaqondisi bebona uZombie eqhamuka engenamyocu ekwenzeni kabusha i-movie eyethusayo ethandekayo, noma kunjalo, banquma ukulandela leyo nto. Cishe bavele babona izimpawu zedola base belandela imali. Noma ngabe yisiphi isizathu, ezithendeni ze- Ama-Halloween khipha amanye ama-classics alandelwe, kufaka phakathi; I-Prom Night, Indlu Yokugcina Kwesobunxele, IGazi Lami Elinegazi, AmaCrazie, Ngikhafulela Ithuna Lakho, futhi nakanjani ULwesihlanu i-13^th futhi I-Nightmare ku-Elm Street. Ngisho namanje, eminyakeni eyishumi kamuva, sisabona ukukhishwa kwemali ekhishwa embonini yama-movie. Singakanani isikhathi esidinga ukudlula ngaphambi kokuthi siphinde sibuye futhi ukuze sitshelwe kabusha ngombono womunye umqondisi?

Sazise ukuthi yiziphi ezinye izilinganiso zakho eziyizintandokazi nezincane ozithandayo ezikuma-bellow imibono!