Kukhona ukuzwana okuthile okuza nokuba seqenjini. Nichitha isikhathi esiningi ngokweqile ndawonye - imvamisa ezindaweni ezisondelene - nokuba sengozini okuyingqayizivele okuvela ekuvaleni umphefumulo wakho ukwakha ithrekhi. Nisebenza ngokubambisana, niyadlala ndawonye, ​​nijuluke nindawonye, ​​futhi ngaphandle kweziyaluyalu, kwakheka umndeni omncane ongajwayelekile. 

Uma uphonswa shi, iqembu kufanele linamathele ndawonye. I-Horror ikuqaphelile lokhu, futhi kunamafilimu ambalwa akhiphe lokhu kukhethekile okukhethekile futhi aphonsa konke abanakho kulawo ma-rocker amancane. Ukuqina kwabo - nensimbi yabo - kuyavivinywa. Kepha ngemuva kwakho konke abadlule kukho, kulawa maqembu, into kuphela engabavimba wukufa ngaphambi kwesikhathi.

Lokho kungahlelwa.

Rock on, omama. 

Islac Party Party Massacre 2 (1987)

Lokhu kulandelwa kwe-classic slasher cult classic ka-1982 kubona ukuphindukuzalwa kombulali obulala, kepha ngezinye izinketho zesitayela ezicace bha… zinkulu. Manje osemusha, uCourtney - osinde ezenzakalweni zefilimu yokuqala - uhlukumezekile ngamaphupho aphindaphindiwe wombulali, othengise ingubo yakhe ye-denim ngesikhumba futhi washaya isigingci, okulungele ukwesabisa uCourtney nabalingani bakhe beqembu. Ngabe ngishilo i-Courtney eqenjini? UCourtney useqenjini. Lapho eya ocansini okokuqala (ingabe ufundile Lutho kusuka kuma-movie?), umbulali uyabizwa, futhi kubusa isiyaluyalu esinegazi. 

Noma kunjalo, kunemidlalo embalwa yomculo ehlanganisa ngempela ingqikithi ye- “rock n roll” le movie eyifunela yona. Kuhle,… kakhulu kuthonywe ngokusobala ngu I-Nightmare ku-Elm Street, futhi kumnandi kakhulu nge-B-movie (futhi yebo, i-B nayo imele ama-boobs. Lokhu bekungama-80s, phela). 

Umalume Peckerhead (2019)

Njengamaqembu amaningi, uDuh ufuna ikhefu labo elikhulu. Banethuba legolide elizayo, kepha lapho inqola yabo engcwele - iveni yabo - idonswa, basala namasondo amane futhi baswele impumelelo. Faka i-Peckerhead, i-knight yabo enempandla, enezinwele ezigqoke izikhali ezingcolile. Ubona enye yezimpukane zikaDuh futhi unikezela ukuhambisa abasebenzi ngeveni yakhe, esebenza njenge-roadie yabo engekho emthethweni. Bavuma ngokungananazi, kepha imibono yomngani wabo omusha iyashayisana lapho bethola imfihlo kaPeck - njalo ebusuku, phakathi kwamabili, uphenduka idimoni futhi adle abantu. Eshu.

Umalume uPeckerhead inamagazi amaningi, i-gore, namanye amaculo abambekayo njengesihogo, nge-vibe enenhliziyo elula eshaya kakhulu uma umzuzu ulungile. Abalingisi bangukuphelela kwe-indie horror; ukuhola kuyathandeka ngokuthandekayo futhi abalingisi abasekelayo babethela ngokuphelele imidwebo yabo yemoto. Le movie - njengeqembu elinethalente eliyilandelayo - i-kinda iphume kungazelelwe futhi yangihlaba umxhwele. Ungumxube ofanele we-goofy futhi ubucayi, ungalokothi uwe kude kakhulu ohlangothini olulodwa. Kubhaliwe futhi kwaqondiswa nguMathewu John Lawrence, manje osekuyigama engizolibheka. Lowo mfana uyakwazi akwenzayo.

Ama-Archons (2020)

I-Sled Dog yayine-hit single ngaphansi kwebhande labo, kepha manje - isigamu seminyaka eyishumi kamuva - isimo sabo sesishintshele ku-one-hit-wonder. Ngomzamo wokuxhuma kabusha ngomculo wabo futhi (ngethemba) ukukhipha amathrekhi amasha ambalwa, leli qembu liya ehlane laseCanada ngezikebhe ezimbili, amathemba aphezulu, nokushaya okuningana kwe-asidi. Kepha kukhona okukhona lapho nabo, futhi kungenzeka bangakuphilisi. 

Kusuka kumlobi-umqondisi we Uhlangothi Olumnyama Lwezintaba (Impendulo eyethusayo ye-indie yaseCanada The Thing), I-Archons yifilimu elishaqisayo elincane elifunda ngebhande elihlukile elinamandla. Leli bhande linamathele esigabeni se-jaded, crumbling, ekhungathekile lapho imibono yomile futhi ukungezwani kuphakeme. Futhi uyakukholwa; UJosh Collins njengoMitch, umculi / umculi we-bassist wabo, unomoya we-douchebaggery oveza okuningi ngesimo seqembu esikhona manje. Tnazi ezinye izimanga eziqinile nokusola okuningi, noma ngabe ezinye zezinhlamvu zingangabekezeleleki.  

I-Deathgasm (2015)

Hlanganisa noma yiliphi iqembu labanesizungu abanomqondo ofanayo futhi nakanjani bazokwakha uhlobo oluthile lomphakathi. Eqenjini lamakhanda ensimbi, ngokwemvelo, akha ibhendi. Ngomqondo omusha wokuzethemba nokuzethemba, iDeathgasm (cabanga ngefilimu njengesiqalo sabo sokuzibiza) bayahlangana ngemuva kwesikole badlale izinsimbi zabo ngokungafanele benethemba lokuzuza ubukhulu. Njengokudalelwa okungaba nakho, ngemuva kokuphenduka okungazelelwe kwemicimbi, iqembu lifaka izandla kumculo othile weshidi ngamandla okubiza amadimoni. Kulungile.

Lo mdlalo wamahlaya waseNew Zealand uqukethe izinsimbi ezimnyama, upende wesidumbu, nokulwa kwamathoyizi ocansi. Yebo. Amathoyizi ocansi. Kuhle. Ngakho konke ukuphakama (ubungani!) Nokwehla (ukukhaphela!) Ongalindela kumbukiso wakho omaphakathi wokuhlubuka kwentsha, Ukufa ukuqhuma okuhhahhamezayo, okuphethe izembe komdlalo wamahlaya wensimbi oyiKiwi. 

Igumbi Lokuluhlaza (2015)

Amalungelo awanaso isikhathi esinzima. Ukukhipha igesi nokudlala ezixukwini ezincane ezicindezelayo ngokukhokha okudumaza nakakhulu, balangazelela noma iyiphi i-gig ehloniphekile. Lapho kufika umbukiso omusha, abanakho ezinye izindlela eziningi, ngakho-ke ama-punks apakisha evenini yawo futhi ngokushesha azithola esejule emgodini wamaNeo-Nazi. Ngemuva kwecala elibi "lendawo engafanele, isikhathi esingalungile", iqembu lilwela izimpilo zalo ngemihlane yalo ibhekene nodonga. 

Kudlala u-Anton Yelchin ongasekho njenge-bassist yeqembu noPatrick Stewart njengomholi walesi sizwe sezikhumba, Igumbi elihlaza yabhalwa futhi yaqondiswa nguJeremy Saulnier, kabani okuhlangenwe nakho kwakhe ukukhula endaweni yesehlakalo se-punk kwakuyiphuzu lokukhuthaza ifilimu (ngokuhlobisa okuhle, okunodlame, kunjalo). Ifilimu yokuvinjezelwa edonsa ngokuqina okuluhlaza - inzwa yokucindezela - njengoba iqembu lixakekile nje lizama ukusinda. Idonsa amandla nobuhle besigcawu se-punk, nobudlelwano bomndeni obunamandla weqembu. Futhi, le movie icacile Kanzima. 

 

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