Kusuka ku-Ron Bonk kufika ifilimu ecishe ifane ye-grindhouse horror/comedy, Uyabulala. Kudlala uJennie Russo njengomlingisi ophambili uSadie, Uyabulala ithatha uhlobo olushaqisayo lomzimba luyise ezingeni elisha elinyanyekayo, okwenza Amazinyo kubukeka njengefilimu ye-Disney Channel. Ngisanda kuthola injabulo yokuyibuka ngaphambi kokuba ikhishwe.

I-synopsis evela ekuhlolweni okuthuthukisiwe ifundeka kanje:

“Impilo kaSadie iyashabalala ngesikhathi iqembu lezigelekeqe elibizwa ngokuthi 'The Touchers' limkhomba ngemicabango edabukisayo ngemva kokubona u-sexy kodwa emsulwa edlala enqunu endaweni eseduze. Ngobusuku bomshado wakhe, bahlasela yena nomyeni wakhe u-Edwin, babaphatha ngesihluku bobabili. Kodwa phakathi nokuhlasela, umakoti oyintombi nto uthola imfihlo eyingozi ngomzimba wakhe—uqalekisiwe ‘ngeCrotch Yomlilo,’ isimo lapho uSathane aye wabeka khona isitho sakhe sangasese. Ngemva kokuvakashela umngane wakhe ongumbikezeli wenhlanhla uCasparella, kuzanywa ukukhishwa kwemimoya emkhathini eziphepheni zakhe zenyama, kodwa kugcina sekuvule amandla afihlekile ngaphakathi kuye. Inxeba lakhe lokukhala liyabulala, isikhali sakhe esibulalayo kakhulu esomeleni kwakhe ukuziphindiselela kuma-Touchers kanye nokulwa kwakhe namadoda anenkanuko yonke indawo!”

Hewu. Yebo, ufunda lokho kahle. Lena ifilimu mayelana ne-a imomozi yombulali. Igcwele imiphumela eshibhile eshibhile (ifilimu ibiza u-$8,000 kuphela ukuyenza) kanye nezindlela ezisunguliwe zokwenza isitho sowesifazane sibe isikhali sokubhubhisa abantu abaningi, lokhu kuhlonipha amafilimu e-grindhouse ngasekupheleni kwawo-70 kuphumelela hhayi nje ukukuqeda amandla, kodwa futhi. ukukuhlukumeza ngaso sonke isikhathi. Uma uDavid Wain noMichael Showalter be Summer Hot American American udumo lwanquma ukwenza i-spoof ohlotsheni lokuxhaphaza, cishe luzobukeka lufana kakhulu Uyabulala. Amahlaya angaphezulu futhi ayahlekisa; Ngifunde amagama amaningana amasha abi ngokuphelele esithweni sangasese sowesifazane. Ukulingisa, ukuthi le movie iyini, kusebenza ngendlela emangalisayo. Ingxoxo ye-corny isebenza kahle ukuze ingene ohlotsheni, icishe ikwenze uzibuze ukuthi ingabe ngempela le movie ibisuka esikhathini ethatha inkomba kuso.

Cishe akumangazi encazelweni yokuthi le movie ihlukumeza kakhulu. Kangangoba, lapho umdlwane wami uzisonga nami emathangeni ukuze ungigone njengoba ngibuka umbukiso, ngazizwa ngiphatheka kabi ukuba nento emnandi kangaka engenacala efakaza ngale filimu futhi ngamyisa kwelinye igumbi. Uketshezi oluvela emzimbeni lundiza ngokukhululeka kuyo yonke ifilimu futhi ucansi lugcwele kakhulu kuyo yonke ifilimu. UJennie Russo ungumlingisi okusobala ukuthi ukhululekile kakhulu ukuba nqunu efilimini, futhi ngeke ngikhononde ngalokho nakancane. Izigcawu zokufa zisungula izinto eziningi futhi zisebenzisa kahle imiphumela ezibe nazo, zilondoloza esingcono kakhulu nesidala kakhulu sokubulala kokugcina, okukushiya uhleka ngenkathi ubambezeleka ngamanyala akho konke.

Abathinta zinhle njengomlingisi oyinhloko wefilimu. Umholi weqembu lezigelekeqe, u-Dirk, udlalisa elinye lamadevu ayisimungulu kunabo bonke, elehlela entanyeni, lidlule esifubeni sakhe bese lizungeza ezingonweni zakhe, zonke zixhumene. Upholile, u-sexy, yindoda, futhi awufuni ukuganga noDirk onamandla. Futhi, uphatha isaka lezilonda ezibandayo ezomisiwe ukuze azidle. Kuhle. Okunye okuhlanganisiwe kuhle kakhulu, futhi kufanele unikeze amaphuzu ebhonasi ku-big goon Blue ngokuba nomfanekiso we-Leatherface engalweni yakhe.

Ingena emaminithini angu-141, imuvi ibonakala idonsa kancane ngezinye izikhathi, ihlanganisa indawo ye-disco eqhubeka kubonakala sengathi ingunaphakade. Ngenhlanhla, noma nini lapho kuba khona ukuzola ku-movie okuthile okuhlekisayo noma okunengekayo (noma kokubili) kuvela ngokushesha futhi ukhohlwe nganoma yisiphi isigcawu esizwakala sisinde kakhulu. Ukujabulisa kwakho konke kukhulula ngempela le filimu kunoma yini ezwa sengathi ibidonsa kanzima.

Sekukonke, Uyabulala iyifilimu enyanyeka ngendlela esabekayo futhi ehlekisayo kodwa hhayi eyababuthakathaka benhliziyo. Impela lena ifilimu edinga ukubonwa ukuze ikholwe. Ukukhishwa kwamademoni emkhathini. UJesu Omnyama. Umbukiso wezokulwa. Izitho zangasese ezibulalayo. Ipipi eliqhumayo. Konke kukhona.

Ngifinyelele kumenzi wefilimu u-Ron Bonk futhi ngathola ukuthi i-movie izokhishwa kumafestivali namathiyetha ngo-September, ngokukhishwa kwe-Blu-Ray, Dvd, ne-VHS (!!!) ngoMashi noma ngo-April 2016. Ungavakashela i-Facebook esemthethweni ikhasi ukuze uzigcine unolwazi lapha.

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