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Iziqephu ZeSimpsons Ezesabekayo Ezingesona Isihlahla!

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Namhlanje ebusuku ingqophamlando kolunye lochungechunge olude kakhulu lopopayi kumabonakude waseMelika njengo The Simpsons bafinyelele isiqephu sabo sama-600. Kodwa hhayi lokho kuphela, futhi isiqephu sabo se-Halloween sendabuko futhi, I-Treehouse of Horror XXVII! Ukuhlonipha lo mcimbi, kunokuba udlulele phezulu I-Treehouse iziqephu njengoba abaningi baye benza esikhathini esidlule, ngicabange ukuthi kungaba ngcono ukubheka ezinye zazo The Simpsons' iziqephu ezivamile ezesabekayo nezikhathi!

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BOYSCOUTZ 'N THE HOOD

Lapho u-Bart eqhubeka ne-squishee bender enoshukela, uvuka athole ukuthi usejoyine i-“The Junior Campers”, eholwa nguNed Flanders! Kodwa, empeleni uqala ukufunda izifundo ezibalulekile mayelana namaqhinga angaphandle namaqhinga okusinda. Bese kulandela uhambo lwe-Father-Son Rafting. Ngenxa yokunganaki kukaHomer, ithimba labo ligcina lihlukene neqembu elikhulu (Kuhlanganisa nesivakashi sosaziwayo, u-Ernest Borgnine!) Lalahleka olwandle. Ukubona uHomer, uNed, kanye nabafana babo bebulawa indlala futhi bephelelwe ithemba olwandle akuxazululi ngokwanele, kodwa inhlekelele ka-Ernest Borgnine yayiphazamisa umngcele. Okokuqala,  ithimba eliyinhloko le-rafting ligibela endaweni enezinkuni nge-chuckling eyinqaba futhi Ukukhululwa isitayela se-banjo strumming. Khona-ke u-Borgnine nezinye izingane zihlaselwa ibhere, ne Imvula kaDeveli inkanyezi ayikwazi ukuzivikela ngoba uHomer waphakamisa ummese wakhe. Bagcine ukubonakala “endaweni yokukhempa engalahliwe” ababe nenhlanhla yokuyithola, base benquma ukucula ingoma bezungeza umlilo. Kuze kube yilapho kudlala leyo ngqikithi yesithombe esifihlakele se-hockey, futhi wonke umuntu umemeza ethukile njengoba u-Ernest ehlaselwa umuntu ongaziwa… futhi isiqephu siphela kanjalo!

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UMHLABA OLUNYUMA FUTHI OKWENYWAYO

Kusuka endaweni kaMichael Crichton I-Westworld, kanye nesanda kukhululwa Jurassic Park, Abakwa-Simpsons bathatha iholidi baye epaki yetimu eLuthuzayo Futhi eScratchy efakwe emaphethelweni ane-animatronic Ichys and Scratchy ehlelelwe ukulimazana kuphela ukuze kujabulise izivakashi… kuze kube yilapho kuqala inkolelo-mbono yesiphithiphithi. Yize lo mndeni ukwazile ukuphumela obala kodwa kube nokungaphatheki kahle ukubona usongelwa ibutho eligobhoza igazi, lihlome ngembazo amarobhothi. Okunye okugqamile kufaka phakathi ijele lepaki lokuzijabulisa lekusasa, indawo yezinyoni evinjezelwe inqwaba yezinyoni ezithukuthele, kanye nomzuzu we-surrealist lapho kubonakala sengathi abakwaSimpsons bashone engozini yemoto! “Ngiyajabula ukuthi bekungesithina.”

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HOMER VS PATTY KANYE SELMA

Isikhathi esishaqisayo esiqeshini esingesihle… nakuba sisuka ngendlela eyinqaba nge-Halloween. Lapho kwembulwa ukuthi uHomer wachitha imali yomndeni ngekusasa lethanga ngo-Okthoba, kufanele athathe imali ebolekiwe kuPatty noSelma. Udinga imali eyengeziwe ukuze uzibuyisele, isikhangiso siza ku-TV sokushayela i-limousine. U-Homer ubonga uLisa ngokuvula i-TV…kodwa akazange ayivule. Uma ethi akacime, vele. I X-Files izingqikithi ziyadlala. Kuyaxaka impela. Futhi, ukubonakala kukaMel Brooks kanye nemicabango kaHomer UFrankenstein osemncane! “Ngesaba kakhulu!”

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IZWI LOKUQALA LIKALISA

Isiqephu se-flashback emlandweni womndeni wakwa-Simpson, ngokukhula kuka-Bart no-Lisa. Ikakhulukazi kuBart, amaphupho amabi wobuntwana. Okudume kabi kakhulu, lapho u-Homer akhela u-Bart umbhede ofana nosomahlaya ngenxa yothando lwakhe lwe-Krusty The Clown. Imiphumela... iyashaqisa. U-Bart ecabanga nge-headboard ye-clown esongela ukudla umphefumulo wakhe! Ukunikeza umhlaba leyo mantra yomlando “Angikwazi ukulala. UClown uzongidla.” Okunye okugqamile kufaka phakathi ukuhlangana kuka-Bart okuyinqaba nogogo odidekile kakhulu uFlanders. “Sawubona, Joe!”

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AMAfayili e-SPRINGFIELD

Enye yama-crossovers ambalwa, futhi atuswa kakhulu ochungechungeni lwama-animated nayo inenganekwane yayo eyodwa emangalisa kakhulu. Lapho uHomer, ehamba egoduka ngobunye ubusuku bangoLwesihlanu evela endaweni egobayo, ebonakala ethintana nesidalwa esikhazimulayo somfokazi, udonsa ukunaka kukaMulder noScully ngokwabo! Noma kuvele kuvele kube nguMnu. Burns ofakwe imisebe/udoti, kuseyindaba exakile. Ikakhulukazi enguqulweni yokuqala, lapho umfokazi engabe esahlala eyimfihlakalo. Okuvelele kufaka phakathi u-Homer othuswe umfokazi kangangokuthi aze asho amazwi akhe athi “YAHH!” otshanini obuzungezile, belalisa u-Muder no-Scully ngamafutha akhe anyakazayo, kanye nelika-Leonard Nimoy Isesha... uhlaka lwesitayela.

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MZALWANE WASEPLANETHI EYODWA

U-Homer ukhohlwa ukuthatha u-Bart ku-Soccer practice. Futhi izinto ziba nzima kancane. Ukusilethela izibonelo ezimbili ezigqwayizayo zikaphethiloli wamaphupho amabi azovela ochungechungeni oluthandwayo. Kwesinye isigameko, u-Homer ephupha ngokucosha u-Bart futhi ethola kuphela uhlaka lwamathambo akhe angasekho. Futhi lapho ephakamisa umfana othukuthele ethela u-ayisikhilimu phezu kwakhe, u-Bart ucabanga ukuthi inyama yakhe iyavutha embukisweni onyantisayo! Okunye okugqamile kufaka phakathi u-Bart usebenzisa okuthi "Shinning" kohlobo ukuze azame ukwenza i-Milhouse itshele othile ukuthi "Phakamisa u-Bart!"

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UKWESABA EKAPA

Ushintsho lapho edansa ukufa phakathi kwe-thespian psychopath Sideshow Bob, no-Bart Simpson. Okungukuthi, uBart ethunyelwa uchungechunge lwezincwadi ezisongela ukuphila kwakhe, ezibhalwe ngegazi! Engazi ukuthi unecala ekuqaleni, usola wonke umuntu kusuka kumama wakhe, uNed Flanders, kuthisha wakhe. Futhi lapho uBob embulwa, kwanele ukuthi umndeni ungene ekuvikelweni kofakazi eTerror Lake ngaphansi kwegama, "The Thompsons." Kuphela ukuze uBob alandele futhi azame impindiselo egcwele ngocelemba! Naphezu kwezinti eziningi ze-slapstick, okuhlanganisa ne-'rake' bit yakudala, kube khona ukungabaza kwangempela njengoba u-Bob enyathela futhi esabisa ngokuthulula u-Bart. Okunye okugqamile kufaka phakathi ukuhlala kuka-Bob e-Bates Motel, yonke into Cape Fear ezihlobene, futhi uHomer ezama ukunikeza u-Bart onyakaziswayo i-brownie ngaphambi kokulala ngommese webhula elandelwa i-chainsaw kanye nemaski ye-hockey!

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IBHATHI LOBUMNYAMA

Lapho uBart ephuka umlenze ngesikhathi senhlekelele yechibi lasehlobo, ushiya ingane empofu inamathele egumbini layo nesibonakude futhi ifakaze ngokubulala okubonakala sengathi kwenziwa nguNed Flanders! A kucace Window Yasemuva i-riff, iyakwazi ukubamba ukushuba okukhulu kwendaba yokuqala, ikakhulukazi lapho uNed ebuyela ekhaya ngenkathi uLisa ephenya, ephethe imbazo! Okunye okugqamile kufaka phakathi ubuhlanya obubangelwa ukuba yedwa kuka-Bart kanye no-Homer ecabanga ukuthi uhlaselwe yi-Blob ngenkathi kuvela ukuthi ulwelwe.

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ISITHA SIKAHOMER

Esinye seziqephu ezishubile kakhudlwana, esibuza umbuzo olula: kwenzekani uma insizwa evamile yethulwa emhlabeni ongenangqondo kaHomer Simpson? Ngokusobala, akukuhle kangako lapho uHomer ehlangana nesitha sakhe saphakade, uFrank Grimes. Isisebenzi esizikhandlayo esiphile kanzima, uFrank uqashwa esikhungweni sokuphehla amandla enuzi futhi ucasulwa ngokushesha ubuvila bukaHomer, ukuminza, nobuwula obuphelele obekufanele ngabe umbulele eminyakeni edlule. Kuhlanganiswe neqiniso lokuthi naphezu kwalokhu, uHomer uyindoda yomkhaya ephumelelayo eye yaya emkhathini futhi yahlangana nazo zonke izinhlobo zosaziwayo. Uhlelo lukaFrank lokwenza u-Homer abukeke njengesilima ngokumngenela emqhudelwaneni oyimodeli ye-Nuclear Plant wezingane libuyisela emuva lapho uHomer engagcini ngokuwina, kodwa eshayelwa ihlombe ontanga yakhe. Lokhu kubangela u-Frank ukuba ashosholoze, azame ukuba budedengu kanye nesilima njengo-Homer ukuze athole imvume yabantu, okuhlanganisa nokubamba izintambo ezinamandla kagesi… Yingakho isigcawu sokugcina siwumngcwabo wakhe, lapho u-Homer olele etshela uMfundisi Lovejoy ukuthi ashintshe isiteshi. Abakhona bayahleka njengoba uFrank ehliselwa ethuneni lakhe. Hamba uthole.

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I-HALLOWEEN YE-HORROR

Okufakiwe kwakamuva kakhulu, kanye nesiqephu esisodwa se-Simpsons esijwayelekile esizokwenzeka ngokusobala eduze nasezindaweni ezizungezile ze-Halloween. Lapho uLisa eshiywe ehlukumezekile 'nge-Halloween Horror Night' e-Krustyland, u-Homer umqaphe ngeso lokhozi ekhaya kuyilapho uMarge, uBart, noMaggie bekhohlisa noma belapha. Ngeshwa, u-Homer ucasule inqwaba yomabhalane besitolo se-Halloween (Kuhlanganisa nezihambeli u-Nick Kroll no-Blake Anderson!) ngokwenza ngephutha ukuthi baxoshwe ngaphansi kwamadili okuhlobisa etafuleni, futhi manje bafuna ukuziphindiselela! Indaba ivusa amamuvi amaningi okuhlasela kwasekhaya njengawo Ulandelayo, Futhi Abangabazi, kodwa ngokungabi nangqondo kukaHomer. Okuvelele kufaka phakathi 'I-Halloween Yabantu Abadala' ngemva kobumnyama, ukuhumming kaningi kwe- Halloween ingqikithi, noHomer enenhliziyo nenhliziyo noLisa mayelana nokwesaba.

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'Abasemzini' Bahlasele i-Coachella ku-Instagramable PR Stunt

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Ukuqala kabusha kukaRenny Harlin kwe Abangabazi ayizophuma kuze kube uMeyi 17, kodwa labo bahlaseli basekhaya ababulalayo bamisa umgodi e-Coachella kuqala.

Ku-Instagramable PR stunt yakamuva, isitudiyo esingemuva kwefilimu sinqume ukuthi abahlaseli abathathu abafihle ubuso baphahlazeke i-Coachella, idili lomculo eliba ngezimpelasonto ezimbili eSouthern California.

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Lolu hlobo lokukhangisa lwaqala lapho Liza benze okufanayo ngefilimu yabo esabekayo Smile ngo-2022. Inguqulo yabo yayinabantu ababonakala bejwayelekile ezindaweni ezinabantu abaningi babheke ngqo kukhamera enokuhleka okubi.

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Ukuqalisa kabusha kuka-Harlin empeleni kuyi-trilogy enomhlaba onwebe kakhulu kunalowo wokuqala.

“Lapho silungiselela ukwenza kabusha Abangabazi, saba nomuzwa wokuthi kwakunendaba enkulu okwakumelwe ixoxwe, eyayingaba namandla, ishaqise, futhi yesabe njengeyasekuqaleni futhi engawandisa ngempela lowo mhlaba,” kusho umdidiyeli u-Courtney Solomon. “Ukuthwebula le ndaba njenge-trilogy kusivumela ukuthi sakhe ucwaningo lwabalingiswa olwesabekayo nolwesabekayo. Sinenhlanhla yokuhlanganyela noMadelaine Petsch, ithalente elimangalisayo umlingiswa wakhe oyimbangela yale ndaba.”

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Le filimu ilandela umbhangqwana osemusha (uMadelaine Petsch noFroy Gutierrez) okwathi "ngemuva kokuphuka kwemoto yabo edolobheni elincane elisabekayo, baphoqeleka ukuba bachithe ubusuku ekhabetheni elikude. Kuqubuka ukwethuka njengoba bethuswa abantu abathathu abangabazi abazifihle ubuso abagadla ngaphandle kwesihe futhi bengenanhloso Abangaziwa: Isahluko 1 ukufakwa kokuqala okujabulisayo kwalolu chungechunge oluzayo lwefilimu eyesabekayo.”

Abangabazi

Abangaziwa: Isahluko 1 kuvulwa ezinkundleni zemidlalo yeshashalazi ngoMeyi 17.

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'I-Alien' Ibuyela Kumatiyetha Isikhathi Esinomkhawulo

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Sekuyiminyaka engama-45 kusukela uRidley Scott Alien etiyetha futhi ekubungazeni leso senzakalo esiyingqopha-mlando, izobuyiselwa emuva kusikrini esikhulu isikhathi esilinganiselwe. Futhi yiluphi usuku olungcono kakhulu lokwenza lokho I-Alien Day ngo-Ephreli 26?

Isebenza futhi njengesiqalo sokulandelanisa okulandelayo kwe-Fede Alvarez Alien: Romulus kuvulwa ngo-August 16. Isici esikhethekile lapho kokubili Alvarez futhi Scott xoxa nge-sci-fi yakudala izokhonjiswa njengengxenye yokwamukelwa kwakho kwethiyetha. Bheka ukubuka kuqala kwaleyo ngxoxo ngezansi.

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Emuva ngo-1979, i-trailer yokuqala ye Alien kwakungethusa kakhulu. Zicabange uhlezi phambi kwe-CRT TV (Cathode Ray Tube) ebusuku futhi kungazelelwe UJerry Goldsmith's amaphuzu amangalisayo aqala ukudlala njengoba iqanda lenkukhu elikhulu liqala ukuqhekeka ngokugqashuka kokukhanya kugobolondo futhi igama elithi "Alien" lakheka kancane ngokutsheka wonke amakepisi esikrinini. Enganeni eneminyaka eyishumi nambili, kwakuyisipiliyoni esabisayo sangaphambi kokulala, ikakhulukazi umculo we-elekthronikhi omemezayo we-Goldsmith uyachuma udlala phezu kwezigcawu zemuvi yangempela. Vumela "Ingabe i-horror noma i-sci-fi?" impikiswano iqala.

Alien yaba yinto yesiko le-pop, egcwele amathoyizi ezingane, inoveli eyingcaca, kanye ne- Academy Award Ngemiphumela Enhle Kakhulu Ebukwayo. Iphinde yaphefumulela ama-diorama kumamnyuziyamu we-wax ngisho nendawo esabekayo kuyo I-Walt Disney World ongasekho manje I-Movie Ride Enhle ukuheha.

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Abalingisi befilimu USigourney Weaver, uTom Skerritt, Futhi UJohn Hurt. Ilandisa indaba yeqembu lesikhathi esizayo labasebenzi abasebenza ngamakhola aluhlaza ngokuzumayo baphaphama ukuze baphenye isignali yokucindezeleka engachazeki evela enyangeni eseduze. Baphenya umthombo wesignali bathole ukuthi yisexwayiso hhayi ukukhalela usizo. Ngokungazi kwabasebenzi, babuyise isidalwa sasemkhathini esikhulu abasithola kwesinye sezigcawu ezinobukhazikhazi emlandweni wesinema.

Kuthiwa i-sequel ka-Alvarez izohlonipha ukuxoxa kwefilimu yasekuqaleni kanye nomklamo wesethi.

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The Alien ukukhishwa kabusha kweshashalazi kuzokwenzeka ngo-Ephreli 26. Oda kusengaphambili amathikithi akho futhi uthole ukuthi kuphi Alien izobonisa ku-a ithiyetha eduze nawe.

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I-Home Depot's 12-Foot Skeleton Ibuya Nomngane Omusha, Kanye ne-New Life-size Prop evela ku-Spirit Halloween

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I-Halloween iyiholide elikhulu kunawo wonke. Kodwa-ke, wonke amaholide amahle adinga izinto zasesiteji ezimangalisayo ukuhamba nawo. Ngenhlanhla yakho, kukhona ama-props amabili amasha amangalisayo akhululiwe, aqinisekile ukuthi azohlaba umxhwele omakhelwane bakho futhi asabise noma yiziphi izingane zomakhelwane ezineshwa lokuzulazula egcekeni lakho.

Ukungena kokuqala ukubuyiselwa kwe-Home Depot 12-foot skeleton prop. Idepho Yasekhaya isizidlulele esikhathini esedlule. Kodwa kulo nyaka inkampani iletha izinto ezinkulu nezingcono ohlelweni lwayo lwe-Halloween.

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Kulo nyaka, inkampani yethule entsha yayo nethuthukisiwe skelly. Kodwa yini i-skeleton enkulu ngaphandle komngane othembekile? Home Depot futhi umemezele ukuthi bazokhipha i-dog skeleton dog prop ukuze bayigcine phakade skelly inkampani njengoba ezulazula egcekeni lakho kule sizini eshubile.

Le pooch enamathambo izoba ngamafidi amahlanu ubude namafidi ayisikhombisa ubude. I-prop izophinde ibe nomlomo osebenzisekayo namehlo e-LCD anezilungiselelo eziyisishiyagalombili eziguquguqukayo. ULance Allen, umthengisi we-Holliday Depot wezimpahla zokuhlobisa ze-Holliday, ube nalokhu okulandelayo mayelana nohlu lwalo nyaka.

“Kulo nyaka sikhulise ubuqiniso bethu esigabeni sama-animatronics, sakha abalingisi abahlaba umxhwele, abanelayisensi futhi sabuyisa nezintandokazi zabalandeli. Sekukonke, siyaziqhenya kakhulu ngekhwalithi nenani esikwazi ukulethela amakhasimende ethu ngalezi zingcezu ukuze aqhubeke nokukhulisa amaqoqo awo.”

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Kodwa kuthiwani uma amathambo amakhulu engeyona into yakho? Hhayi-ke, i-Spirit Halloween ukumbozile ngosayizi wabo omkhulu wempilo we-Terror Dog replica. Le prop enkulu ikhishiwe emaphusheni akho amabi ukuze ibonakale ithusa otshanini bakho.

Le prop inesisindo esicishe sibe ngamakhilogremu angamashumi amahlanu futhi inamehlo abomvu akhazimulayo aqinisekisa ukuthi agcina igceke lakho liphephile kunoma yimaphi ama-hooligan ajikijela amaphepha asendlini yangasese. Leli phupho elibi elimangalisayo le-Ghostbusters kumele libe nalo kunoma yimuphi umlandeli wama-80s asabekayo. Noma, noma ubani othanda zonke izinto eziyi-spooky.

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