Lapha sikanye nolunye usuku lwe-Valentines phezu kwethu. Noma ngabe uyayithanda noma uyayizonda, kuzoba ebusweni bonke kungakhathalekile ukuthi uyalamukela noma uyalizonda iholide. IValentines 'wusuku lothando futhi ulubonisa kulabo obakhathalelayo, okungenani yilokho engikutshelwa nguHallmark. Kwi-cinema eyethusayo nokho, kungasongela impilo yingakho lapho uCupid ehlasele umlandeli we-maniac ukuze isisulu sikugweme ngokufutheka. Umlando wama-movie we-Horror ukhombisile ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi ukuthatheka okulula kungaphenduka into ebulala kakhulu. Ukuhlonipha iSt Valentines, ake sihloniphe ezinye zalezi zothando ezisontekile nezesabekayo.

 

 

 

 

U-Otis noRiley

U-Otis ungumthumbi / umbulali obulalayo we-psychopathic olambele iphupho lezocansi. Uzibeka njengomshayeli oletha i-pizza, uthumba amantombazane amancane, awafaka ngamaketanga endlini yakhe ukuze afeze iphupho lakhe elimanzi esikoleni esiphakeme. Uzenza sengathi uyi-jock ethandwayo futhi isisulu sakhe ngasinye ngu "Kim," uhlobo lonke lwe-American cheerleader. Ngemuva kwamasonto amaningi enza imikhuba kanobhutshuzwayo kanye nezinsuku zokuzenzisa, inhloso enkulu ka-Otis ukuthatha "uKim" ayise esiteshini (egumbini lakhe eliphansi) bese eqinisa isivumelwano esihlalweni sangemuva seTrans-Am yakhe.

Isisulu sakhe sakamuva, intombazane esencane egama linguRiley, uphoqeleka ukuthi anikeze isinxibo sika “Kim” futhi enze ibhidi lika-Otis noma azibeke engcupheni yokwephula iphupho bese ebulawa. Noma yikuphi ukuthanda kuka-Otis okukhona ngalo mlingiswa kaKim, kuyakhwankqisa ngokwanele ukuthi kube yinto eshaqisayo okumele ibonwe ngempelasonto yabathandi be-horror 'Valentine. Ungakhohlwa i-pizza!

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U-Esteri noJohn

Ahh, indaba yentombazane eneminyaka engu-9 ebonakala ngathi ijwayelekile evele ibe ngowesifazane oneminyaka engu-33 ubudala ophethwe yingqondo one-hormone disorder. Yamukelwa kulokho okubukeka njengokujwayelekile komndeni, umndeni omqaphelise okuthile nentombazane esencane. Njengoba kunezigameko ezinyantisayo ezenzeka ngakwesokudla nangakwesobunxele ezibonakala zilandela u-Esther, lokhu kwenza umama, uKate, abambe umlando wakhe owedlule. Ukuqinisekisa ukuthi akayona into abukeka eyiyo. Vele, njengoba kubonakala sengathi akekho okholelwa kuye. Ngoba lokho kungaba yi-movie enjani? KUYABORA. Ngenkathi singena shí kule movie, sifunda ukuthi inhloso ka-Esther ukususa wonke umndeni wawo wonke umuntu ngaphandle kukababa uJohn, njengoba ezifunela yena. Ngenkathi ngizama ukuheha ubaba wakhe wokutholwa owayedakiwe, ngicabanga ukuthi kuphephile ukusho ukuthi sonke siminyene kancane. Kulungile. Iqonde ngqo yanginika ama-skivvies.

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UFreddy Krueger noLisa

Manje lokhu kuyinkimbinkimbi ngokwengeziwe. Ekuziphindiseleni kukaFreddy, njengoba i-movie iqhubeka, umhlali omusha ka-Elm street uJesse udliwa nguKrueger kancane kancane aze ahlanganiswe abe ngumzimba owodwa. Okungabusizi ubudlelwano bakhe be-wannabe obunzima ne-apula leso lakhe uLisa. Cishe njengefashoni kaJekyll noHyde, ubuntu bukaKruger noJesse balwa kulo mzimba owodwa aze aqedwe ngokuphelele nguFreddy. Kuze kube yilapho uLisa evuma ukuthi uyamthanda uJesse ngenkathi ebhekene noKrueger lapho uFreddy ehlangana khona nomcabango wokuthi "Uthando" kanye nezimbongolo! Ngihambile. Ukumshiya abe ngumlotha nothuli noJesse evuka esidunjini somlotha esihlikihliwe ukuze abe nothando lwakhe lweqiniso. Wwwwwwww. Limnandi akunjalo?

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UDavid noNicole

Kulungile-ke ngobuchwepheshe lena ingaphezulu kwe-thriller kunokuba ihlangane ne-horror side; Kepha angikwazi ukushiya uMark kule ndatshana ngaphandle kokuthi ishiye ukunambitheka okubi emlonyeni wami. UMarky Mark ushiye lesi sigejana esimnandi wafaka isudi yesitaki njengoba uDavid ekwesabeni kanye noReese Witherspoon (Nicole), isisulu sakhe sengqondo yakhe "Kumele ngibe nawe noma ngizobulala wonke umuntu ozama" uthando. Qedela ngethempeli elisabekayo alakhele ukuhlonipha ubudlelwano bakhe obufushane noNicole, kufanele ngithi: UDavid ubonakala njengendaba yangempela kubazali namantombazane asemasha ngokufana nobuntu bakhe obunengqondo kanye nemiphumela enobudlova kunoma ngubani omi endleleni yakhe yalokho ufuna. Futhi akufunayo nguNicole. 4 U-Eva. Uxolo, bekufanele ngikusho.

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UHannibal Lecter noClarice Starling

I-Lecter ne-Starling. Indaba yabathandi abavinjelwe. Ngenkathi amafilimu kusobala ukuthi ayegxile ekuthakazeleni kukathisha nge-ejenti ye-FBI, azikaze zihambe "ngolimi oluphelele nesihlathi" ngendaba evela kule noveli nokuthi lapho ngempela, zagcina zibaleka ndawonye. Kulungile. Encwadini enovelwano Hannibal yaphela umbhangqwana canoodling eBuenos Aires. Nakhu ukuthi idlala kanjani ngempela:

UStarling uyazi ukuthi uLecter uphethwe uVerger, ngakho-ke uzama ukumhlenga. Walimala lapho kuqhubeka isibhamu; ULecter uyamhlenga futhi amncelise abuyele empilweni. Ube esemfaka ohlotsheni lwengqondo oluguqula izidakamizwa ngomzamo wokumenza akholelwe ukuthi ungudadewabo osekunesikhathi afa, uMischa. Ngalesi sikhathi, uLecter uthatha uKrendler futhi wenza i-craniotomy kuye ngenkathi esaphila. Ngesikhathi sedina elicwengekileyo, uLecter uqoqa izipuni zobuchopho bukaKrendler ukuze ashayele. Kule noveli, wondla uStarling ubuchopho bukaKrendler, obuthola bumnandi. Ezothando kungcono kakhulu.

Icebo likaLecter lokucabanga i-Starling ekugcineni lihluleka, njengoba enqaba ukuthi ubuntu bakhe bube phansi. Ube esevula ingubo yakhe anikeze isifuba sakhe kuLecter; uyakwamukela ukunikezwa kwakhe futhi bobabili baba izithandani. Bayanyamalala kanyekanye, baphinde babonwe emuva kweminyaka emithathu eBuenos Aires yilowo owayehlelekile uBarney Matthews, osabela impilo yakhe, ushiya iBuenos Aires ngokushesha, angabe esabuya.

Isikhathi sizotshela ukuthi uBryan Fuller uzosinika leyo ndaba lapho ethula umlingiswa kaStarling ochungechungeni lukaHannibal. Mina ngingathanda ukubona enye inguqulo nokudlalwa kwemicimbi yenoveli esikrinini sesiliva njengoba sesivele sinokunye. Uthini wena?

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