Isikole sesiphumile futhi usuzoqala ikamu lasehlobo ngesonto elizayo. Ingabe ujabulile? Amanye amasonto ayisishiyagalombili akhazimulayo ayempintshene endlini encane, enephunga elimnandi nabanye abafana noma amantombazane ayisikhombisa avela kuzo zonke izizinda zokuphila. Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi kuzoba khona iGoth, ijoki, ihulethi yakho yasekamu, umkhandi wamatshe, kanye nentombi nto. Ungubani wena? Kungcono uyithole ngaphambi kokuthi uhambe ngoba iyona ezocacisa ukuthi uzodinga ukupakisha ini.

I-bug spray, hlola. I-Sun block, hlola. Isikhwama sokulala, hlola. Umnsalo wesiphambano, ....? Ini? Awukhumbulanga ukupakisha umnsalo wakho othembekile? Angishongo yini ukuthi lena akuyona ikamu elijwayelekile? Lena yi-Camp Slasher!

Konke okufundile kuwo wonke ama-movie ethusayo ake senzeka ekhempini, kusuka ULwesihlanu i-13^th futhi Ikamu Lokulala kuya Ikamu le-Cheerleader futhi Ukushiswa kufanele ngabe ikufundise ukuthi ungasinda kanjani ehlobo lakho, noma okungenani ikunike ithuba lokulwa. Uma ungazange ubhale amanothi kuyinto enhle ukuthi ngilapha, uchwepheshe wakho we-camp slasher, ukuze ngikutshele kahle ukuthi yini okudingeka uyipakishe ukuze ubengcono amathuba akho.

I-Camp Goth
Uma uyi-Camp Goth unezinsiza eziningi onazo kunalokho ongase ukucabange. Lawo mathini e-Aqua Net ukuze uthole izinwele zakho eziphefumulelwe zeCure kanye nesilula sakho esithembekile sokubhema ama-Clove owathandayo kuzoba abangani bakho abakhulu. Instant blow torch! Uma uzithola useduze nombulali ozifihle ubuso, cwayiza kancane bese ukhanyisa umhlola! Ingase ingambulali, kodwa uma uhlose ubuso namehlo izobeka izinyawo ezine ezinhle phakathi kwakho naye, ikunikeze isikhathi esanele sokuthola indlela yokuphuma futhi ubaleke!

I-downside; amabhuzu akho enkundla amayintshi ayisithupha asemfashinini kanye namabhulukwe okubopha avela esihlokweni esishisayo azokhawulela ukunyakaza kwakho. Maningi kakhulu amathuba okuthi uzokhubeka, okwenza leso sikhathi sokuhola usanda kuthenga singabi namsebenzi njengoba ubamba imbazo emhlane. Iseluleko sami kuwe ukuthi ushiye ibhulukwe elinezintambo namabhuzu ama-chunky ekhaya futhi uyofuna okuthile okusebenzayo kancane. Kuthiwani ngezikhindi ezimnyama ezinama-fishnet kanye namabhuzu ezempi akhahlelayo? Isithombe sakho se-Goth sisazosebenza, kodwa lezi zinketho ku-wardrobe zizosebenza kakhulu ekubalekeni kwakho.

I-Camp Jock
Abazali bakho bakuhambise ngomkhumbi ekamu lasehlobo ukuze ubambe iqhaza emaqenjini ezemidlalo futhi ugcine leyo misipha ihlangene esikhundleni sokuyivumela ibe nemiphumela emibi ezinyangeni zasehlobo njengoba uya kuma-keggers futhi udlala imidlalo yevidiyo. Abawona ama-dummies, abafuni ukukhokhela izifundo zakho zasekolishi uma unanoma yiliphi ithuba lokuthola lowo mfundaze we-baseball. Hhayi-ke, unenhlanhla, mhlawumbe unenzuzo eyodwa enkulu kunoma yimuphi umngane wakho womshado; amandla akho! Ngokungafani noShelley Duvall ku The Shining, ikhono lakho lokushwiba ilulwane futhi empeleni ushaye lokho ohlose kukho likuvumela ukuthi ukhubaze umbulali okusukelayo. Uma umbeka phansi futhi uqhubeke nokumkhalela, noma ungasusa isikhali sakhe esandleni sakhe futhi usisebenzise ngokumelene naye, ungase ube nethuba lokubulala isigebengu futhi usindise usuku!

Ngeshwa ukuwa kwakho kuzoba ubulima bakho. Ngiyakuzonda ukukusho sthandwa, kodwa uyisimungulu njengesaka lamajockstrap. Ubulale amangqamuzana akho amaningi obuchopho enza amafaneli kabhiya nezitendi ze-keg emicimbini nozakwabo weqembu kangangokuthi ungena engozini ngokoqobo lapho uzwa umsindo ongajwayelekile. Thatha kimi, lapho "ch ch, ah ah ahs" iwela, thatha into eseduze ye-bludgeoning bese uqala ukushwiba. Iseluleko sami kuwe siwukuba upakishe ibhande lakho le-baseball oyikhonzile kanye nezicathulo zakho ezithokomele kakhulu ukuze uma ukhipha umbulali ube nethuba lokuyikhipha lapho.

I-Camp Slut
Hawu mngani usungaze uziphonse etsheni lombulali umbona nje. Angazi ukuthi noma isiphi iseluleko engingakunikeza sona mayelana nokuthi yini ongayipakisha sizokwandisa amathuba akho okwenza isonto lokuqala, ingasaphathwa ihlobo lonke. Ukuba i-slut kusezakhini zofuzo zakho, futhi kukwenza isisulu esilula kakhulu lapho. Kodwa noma kunjalo, ngizozama ukukunikeza ithuba lokulwa.

  
(Umshwana wokuzihlangula: Abesilisa bangaba ama-sluts nawo!)

Ukuwa kwakho kuwukukhanga kwakho, kahle, wonke umuntu. Abafana, amantombazane, abakhempa, abeluleki, bonke bawumdlalo omuhle kuwe. Ukube umbulali ubenesifiso socansi nginesiqiniseko sokuthi ubezoba sohlwini lwakho naye. Iseluleko sami kuwe izicathulo ezinengqondo futhi azikho iziketi ezincane. Uma okuwukuphela kwezingubo “ezinengqondo” onazo emakhabetheni akho kuyizikhindi ze-booty, kuhle, kungcono kunama-sundresses nezimbadada ezinezintambo zesikhulumi. Akungabazeki ukuthi une-acrylic izinzipho, ngakho-ke uma ifika phansi futhi umbulali ekufinyeleleni ngengalo bheka amehlo. Yebo, kuzoba squishy futhi kubi, kodwa yithuba lakho kuphela uma ekubhekise odongeni futhi ekuminyanisa impilo.

I-Camp Stoner
Ngesaba ukusho ukuthi usesikebheni esisodwa ne-Camp Slut. Ningase nifune ukuhlangana nisebenze ndawonye. Imvelo yakho yokukhanyisa wonke amathuba owatholayo, okuyinto ehlala isikhathi eside, ikubeka obishini olungapheli lwentokozo nokungazi. Ungase ube nophawu oluthi “Kill Me” emhlane wakho, kodwa asikho ngempela isidingo njengoba umbulali ekwazi ukuhogela ibhodwe eliphuma kuwe imayela kude.

Anginaso isiqiniseko sokuthi uzoqaphela ngokwanele ukulalela izeluleko engikunikeza zona ingasaphathwa eyokusigcina, kodwa okungenani ngiyazi ukuthi ngizamile, ngakho-ke lapho ushona unembeza wami uhlanzekile. Njengoba ukukutshela ukuthi ungabhemi kungenazithelo ukubheja kwakho okuhle wukwenza umbulali aphakame nawe ngokumphakamisa ngesandla, lokhu kuzomphazamisa ngokwanele ukuba ubalekele. Kodwa mhlawumbe uzovuma ngekhanda esikhundleni.

I-Camp Virgin
Usuneminyaka uya ekamu, kodwa uyaqala ngqa eCamp Slasher ngoba ubaba usanda kukususa eSigodini wakuyisa edolobheni elingaphakathi ngoba efuna ukwenza umehluko esibhedlela sendawo njengodokotela we-ER endaweni engenabasebenzi abambalwa futhi ohola kancane. isibhedlela sendawo. Kodwa lokho kulungile kuwe, ngoba unethemba lokufaka isicelo someluleki wekamu ngonyaka ozayo ngemva kokuqeda unyaka wakho wokugcina njengomuntu osebenza emakhempini futhi usize labo “abanenhlanhla encane,” okubonakala sengathi le nkambu inokuningi. Yeka ithuba futhi umakhi qalisa! Inzuzo yakho enkulu kakhulu izinga lakho lokuholwa, eligxiliswe umndeni wakho oqinile kanye nokukhuliswa kwesigaba esiphakathi ngokungangabazeki. Awuzivumeli izilingo zocansi, utshwala noma izidakamizwa zikuvimbele, ngoba lezo zinto azilungile futhi awuhlanganyeli kuzo.

(Umshwana wokuzihlangula: Ngenkathi u-Alice ekugcineni ehlangana nokufa kwakhe eNgxenyeni 2, lokho kwakusekhaya. Hhayi ikamu. Ngithe ngizokusiza usinde ekamu.)

Ubuthakathaka bakho buzoba yinhliziyo yakho enkulu ukusiza ozakwenu abakhempa. Uma umbulali esebonile ukuthi ugqoke inhliziyo yakho emkhonweni wakho uzosebenzisa i-bunkie yakho njengesiyengo ukuze akudonsele obala, futhi kuzoba amakhethini kini nobabili. Iseluleko sami kuwe ukuthi uqinise. Abantu bafa eCamp Slasher, kunjalo nje. Awukwazi ukuwalondoloza wonke. Ngaphezu kwalokho, thatha amakilasi e-kickboxing ngaphambi kokuthi ungene kukhabethe lakho bese ubona ukuthi wonke umuntu ungowakhe. Awuyena umkami onamandla kunabo bonke, kodwa unobuchopho obuningi kuneningi lozakwenu emakhabetheni, ngakho sebenzisa ikhanda lakho futhi uhlale uqaphela isikhali esiseduze nawe kanye nokuphuma. Uma nje ugcina ingqondo yakho ngawe kukhona okungitshela ukuthi uzosinda eCamp Slasher.

Awuyi ekamu kuleli hlobo? Ayikho inkinga! Ejabulela lawa mafilimu athusayo asekhempini!