Angizange ngiyibone iza. Ngingaba kanjani nayo? Amehlo aqhume umlomo, ngincike phambili ukucindezela ikhefu kukhompuyutha yami ephathekayo, angikakholwa lokho engisanda kukuzwa.

Ngifuna umlutha omusha emasontweni ambalwa esikhathini sami se-iHorror, ngifinyelele kubangane bami ukuze ngibone ukuthi banezincomo yini. Okuhlala kusabeka futhi kunokwethenjelwa UPatti Pauley ukuphakanyiswa Twin Peaks.

Kwaqala kanjalo-ke.

Okungapheli I-Bullet yesiliva umlandeli enginguye, ukubona igama lika-Everett McGill kumakhredithi okuvula kwaba nelukuluku lami, kepha imisindo ehlekisayo Ingqikithi kaLaura Palmer ngibe nentshisekelo yami (ngiyabonga amakhilogremu ayisishiyagalombili, usana olungu-ounce uJesu ngo-Angelo Badalamenti). Akubanga isikhathi eside ngaphambi kokuba ngingene konke.

Yize i-ejenti kaMiguel Ferrer yayiyi-jackass enkulu ekuqaleni, ngangijabule ukuthi uyabandakanyeka, kepha iqiniso liyatshelwa, angizange ngidinge lutho olungaphezu kobuhlalu obuphakathi kuka-Agent Cooper (uKyle MacLachlan) noSheriff Truman (Michael Ontkean) to ngigcine ngibuya ukuthola okuningi.

Impela, abalandeli be- Twin Peaks yazi ukuthi bekukhona okuningi. Okuningi kakhulu.

Iziqephu ezimbalwa kamuva ngangithumela imiyalezo kuNksz Pauley ngokuvuma ukuthi ngangikhathazeka ngoSherilyn Fenn. Ngiyazi manje ukuthi isambulo esinjalo besingavumi kakhulu ukuvuma izono, ngoba amaPeaker amthanda kakhulu u-Audrey Horne.

Konke okushiwo, angikaze ngibeke iso esiqeshini esisodwa kuze kube yilapho ngiqala ukuzitika ngamehlo ngibheke eminyakeni embalwa eyedlule, kepha ngesikhathi sengiyizitolimende ezimbalwa nginamahloni okuqedwa, i-Showtime yehlile isimemezelo esibalulekile ukuthi Twin Peaks ngizoba nesizini yesithathu. Ukujula entanyeni njengoba ngangingene ezweni eliyimfihlakalo nelicasulayo likaDavid Lynch noMark Frost, kwakuthokozisa ukwazi ukuthi i-adventure ngeke iphele ngomjaho wami.

Ngemuva kwezinsuku ezimbili ngahlala phansi ngabuka ukuphela kweSizini 2.

ULaura Palmer (uSheryl Lee) ungene ngaphesheya kweBlack Lodge enephethini yohlobo lwe-chevron ehlotshiswe ngamakhethini abomvu futhi wenza isimemezelo sokuthi noma ngubani obukele ngo-1991 ubengeke anikeze umcabango wesibili.

“Ngizophinde ngikubone ngemuva kweminyaka engu-25.”

Ngemuva kwezikhathi ezimbalwa ze- "Cha-way-that-just-happened", ngibuyele emuva ngayibuka futhi. Isimemezelo besifuna ukuthi isizini entsha iqale ukubonakala ngo-2016, ngemuva kwekhulu lesine leminyaka, kodwa ngaphandle kokwazi ukuthi ulayini kaLaura Palmer uyeza uhlanganiswe nezindaba ezintsha emqondweni wami, kwangibambezela. Empeleni, kwakwesabeka, kugudle umugqa okhukhumezayo. Cabanga ngokudalulwa kokuqala kokubamba kukaBarbara Crampton kusuka Ngale Kwamasango.

Ngangimoyizele ngokumangala kuleyo teaser ye-Showtime emahoreni angama-48 nje ngaphambili, kepha ngomugqa kaLee ushiywe, bekungekho ndlela ebengingakwenza ngayo ukuxhumana namachashazi engingazi ukuthi akhona. Yize angikholwa (impela) ukuthi uLynch noFrost baqale ukubuya eminyakeni engama-25 kuqhubeke, angikwazi ukuqala ukuchaza ukubonga kwami ​​ngokuthi i-Showtime ishiye ngempela ingxoxo kaLee ngaphandle kwalowo ohlekisayo, ngoba bengizokwenqatshwa umzuzwana Angisoze ngikhohlwa.

"Whaaat?" umzuzwana walabo abake balubona lolu chungechunge kanye noma kaningi, kepha njengomuntu oluthola kabusha, igama elithi ingqondo lisebenza ngokuqinisekile.

Ama-teasers amaningi (kanye nokubukwa okuningana kochungechunge) ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, sisalelwe yiviki elilodwa nje kuphela ukuthi sibuyele eTwin Peaks ebesilindelwe isikhathi eside. Silahlekile esicathulweni, David Bowie, UDon S. Davis, uCatherine E. Coulson noJack Nance; kepha iSizini 3 izoletha uJane Levy, uMichael Cera, uLaura Dern, uJennifer Jason Leigh, U-Ernie Hudson, Meg Foster, UDerek Mears nezinye eziningi emhlambini.

Ngaphezu kokuhlonipha abawile nokwamukela labo bantu abasha, sizophinde sijwayelane nePhini loKlebe (UMichael Horse), Shelly Johnson (Madchen Amick), Leland Palmer (Ray Wise), Denise Bryson (David Duchovny), Carl Rodd (Harry Dean Stanton) kanye nobunye ubuso obuningi ebesilinde amashumi amabili nesigamu eminyaka siphinde sabona .

Uchungechunge lwangempela (kanye Ukuphakama Kwamawele: Ukuhamba Ngomlilo Nami) bashiye imibuzo edinga ukuphendulwa, futhi ngokungangabazeki izimfihlakalo ezintsha zizovela eziqeshini eziyi-18 ezilandelayo. Ngaphezu kwakho konke, noma kunjalo, angikwazi ukuzibamba ngizibuze ukuthi uzokwambulwa nini umzuzu olandelayo obabazekayo ozongenza ngicindezele ikhefu, ngifisa ukusonga ikhanda lami ngalokho engisanda kukubona nengikuzwile.

Maye, kunjalo Amawele Aphakeme noDavid Lynch, ngakho-ke uyazi nami, kuyenzeka futhi.