Ngesonto eledlule sixoxe ngamafilimu amahlanu athusayo okuqala ongasinda ngayo ngokuphelele, ngoba, ake sibhekane nakho, iningi lethu ngeke libe ngabalingiswa abambalwa abasele bephila ekupheleni kwamafilimu ethu asabekayo esiwathandayo. Kuleli sonto sibheka isethi yesibili yamafilimu amahlanu asabekayo, okuthi, ngenxa yolwazi lwakho lwe-movie esabekayo, kanye nomqondo ophusile, ungase udlule ukuze ubone isiphetho esijabulisayo noma okungenani isiphetho lapho ungahlukunyezwanga ngendlela enyantisayo, kudliwe, noma kugwazwe.

Xwayiswa: abanye abonakalisi bokukhanya abazolandela:

Indandatho (2002):

 

Lokhu kuqondile:

Umngani: Udinga ukubona le vidiyo engasile!

Wena: Kulungile, ngithumele isixhumanisi.

Umngane: Cha, yile tape ye-VHS engavamile, engamakiwe.

Wena: (Eqhuma ehleka) i-VHS tape? Uxolo Balki Bartokomous, anginayo i-VCR. Angikholwa ukuthi usenaso isidlali seteyipu… isidlali seteyipu esisebenzayo!

Umngani:….

Wena: Uyimpisi enjalo. Hawu, kufanele uze lapho usuqedile ukusebenza, ngisanda kuthola umsindo wami omusha ozungeze i-HDTV ne-PS4. Ungakhathazeki nokho, sizobuka okuthile kusukela ngawo-1980 kuNetflix ukuze uzizwe usekhaya.

Impela, umngane wakho ushonile esikhathini esingaphansi kwesonto ngenxa yokwethuka isizungu, ukucasuka, ne-ingxibongo (funda izincwadi bakwethu), kodwa uzosinda ngoba ufana neningi lamazwe asentshonalanga futhi unediski kuphela. abadlali namasevisi okusakaza ividiyo. Ngicabanga ukuthi uma usenayo i-VCR endala, ingeyalezo ezesabekayo zakudala ozithandayo ezingekho ku-DVD/Blu-ray okwamanje. Thanda UMbazi...(uyazi, ngoba wakha ukwesaba).

The Shining (1980):

Lokhu nakanjani kuyifilimu ethusayo iningi elizosinda. Kubalingiswa abathathu abaphambili, ababili babo bakwenza kuphume ibhayisikobho kuyaphila, ngakho-ke sibheke, okubi kakhulu, ekudutshulweni okubili kuya kokukodwa kokungena The Shining wahlukumezeka, kepha walimala kancane. Kodwa-ke, kunezinto ezimbalwa ezingazithuthukisa izingqinamba zakho uma kwenzeka kunguwe i-Overlook Hotel izama ukuhlanya:

Okokuqala, uma uyisidakwa esilulamayo esinomshado onezinkinga nendodana encane ebona udokotela wengqondo ngenxa yokuthi cishe ine-ESP, izinyanga eziyisithupha zokuba wedwa cishe akuwona umqondo ongcono kakhulu kuwe. Ingabe ufuna ukubhala inoveli ebusika? Kulungile, ingabe uke wacabanga ngokuvula igumbi lokubhala ekhaya noma ukuthatha umsebenzi okuvumela ukuthi ubhale ongakudingi ukuba wedwa? Ngokwesibonelo, umlindi wasebusuku embonini yezicathulo; bambalwa kakhulu abantu abazogqekeza ukweba izicathulo ebusika: izitebhisi eziya embonini ziyinsimbi futhi abanazo izicathulo.

Hhayi-ke, ake sithi uzowuthatha umsebenzi (futhi, ngethemba lobudlelwano obuqinile), uphathe izinto ezithile ukuze unqande i-cabin fever. Uma singakunaki konke okungasisiza ukuthi sihlale siphilile namuhla, njengemidlalo yevidiyo, amakhompyutha aphathekayo, omakhalekhukhwini, ama-iPod, ama-e-readers njll. futhi sisebenzela ngaphandle kwalokho okwakukhona ngaleso sikhathi, labo abaphiwe ingqondo ephusile bangacabanga kusengaphambili futhi balethe okuthile. amabhuku e-crossword puzzle, ama-jigsaw puzzle, izinto zokuzilibazisa, imisebenzi yezandla, nemidlalo yebhodi. The Shining bekungaba yi-movie ehluke ngokuphelele ukube umndeni ubudlale amaDungeons namaDragons kabili ngesonto ukuxhuma kabusha:

"UTony uthi uphonsa umlilo ku-owl"

"Ishaya umonakalo ongu-18, wenze kahle Tony"

“Ngiyabonga, Mr. Torrance”.

Awuyithandi imidlalo yebhodi? Buka i-TV egunjini lokuhlala lendawo ohlala kuyo futhi uphathe i-VCR enebhokisi lamakhasethi lapho kungavuliwe lutho. Khipha. Yenza i-jigsaw puzzle eneziqephu ezingu-3000 ze-Universal Movie Monsters. Isihogo, thatha ukushushuluza eqhweni; ngithembe, uma uchitha ekuseni ukushushuluza ezweni, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi uLloyd uthini, uzokhathala kakhulu ukuba ungabulala umndeni wakho.

Ngaphandle kwakho konke lokho, ake sithi usacindezelwa yizipoki ukuthi wenze okubi emndenini wakho. Ngaphambi kokuba ubambe imbazo, vele usebenzele ukugwema uGumbi 237 nezinye izipoki ezikucindezelayo (khumbula ukuthi umama uthe: “Uma bekucindezela ukuthi wenze into ongafuni ukuyenza, ababona abangani bakho” ) futhi ube nengxoxo nabantu oze nabo. Kulapho lobo budlelwano obuhle bukhokha khona ngempela njengoba ungakwazi ukuzola futhi uzibuyisele eqinisweni ngokuthatha isikhathi sokukhuluma nabo ngezinto ezingahleliwe, njengokuthi kufanele bakujoyine kanjani ukushushuluza eqhweni, noma ukuthi ufuna kubi kangakanani konke. indlu yokugezela ebomvu negazi ekhaya.

Iphrojekthi yeBlair Witch (1999) namafilimu amaningi atholakele:

Lo mbono ovamile “wokusinda emuvi eyesabekayo” usebenza kuwo wonke amafilimu ethusayo “atholakele” akhona:

Beka. Ikhamera. Phansi.

Ngokushesha uba wusizo, futhi u-95% usemathubeni okusinda kunoma isiphi isimo osuke wazithola ukuso, kunokuba ucasule labo abazama ukubhekana nalesi simo. Impela, kungahle kungakusizi ukuthi usinde kakhulu njengokungabinayo i-VCR, noma ukufunda ukwenza whittle, njengoba kusuka lapha kuqhubeke UBlair Witch isimo singadinga ukuthi ube nomqondo ophusile kanye nekhono elithile ekuhambeni umugqa oqondile, kodwa ngesikhathi esithile, sekuyisikhathi sokubeka ikhamera kude futhi ugxile ekuphumeni ehlathini.

Noma, ngithi wenza ifilimu ye-zombie bese kungazelelwe kuqubuke i-zombie yangempela (futhi, njengoba ngishilo eNgxenyeni Yokuqala, iningi lethu lifile ngokugqashuka kwama-zombie, kodwa hlala nami kulokhu): beka ikhamera phansi futhi ugxile. ekusizeni abangani bakho bahlale bephila. Siza iqembu ngokwakha izikhali, shaya amaZombi ekhanda, noma ucabange amazwi athi 'zombie kill'. Ngokwezwi nezwi, noma yini engcono kunokuma izinyawo eziyi-10 kude nawo wonke umuntu othi: "wow" futhi "kwenzekani?" Uyazi ukuthi ungathola kanjani ukuthi kwenzekani, mfo wamakhamera? Ngokwenza izinto. Ekugcineni, kakhulu okungenani unikele ngobungcweti bakho bokukhomba ezintweni futhi ukhombe iZombies ezisondelayo kuwe ewusizo empeleni abangane, abazobasebenzela bona. Lapho-ke nonke ninethuba elingcono lokuphuma lapho niphila kunalokho eniyokwenza uma niqhubeka nokuqopha izinto futhi nimemeza izitatimende ezisobala.

Ekupheleni kosuku, iningi lethu “ukuyofuna abathakathi” noma “ukuphenya abathakathi emahlathini” manje kuyikhodi yephathi yasehlathini. Mhlawumbe labo bafundi bavele badukelane bagane unwabu ngoba bephuthelwe wumdlwembe, balokhu bexakwa izingane ezidakiwe ezithole ukuthi laba 'badidiyeli' baphuthelwe wumcimbi base bekhetha ukubathusa ngesibindi abasuke bejabule, inkungu edakiwe, ungabe usakhumbula. Lokho kwenza umqondo njenganoma yini enye Iphrojekthi ye-Blair Witch.

I-Exorcist (1974):

Ungasinda ngokuphelele kwelinye lama-movie amahle kakhulu (uma kungenjalo angcono kakhulu) enziwe ngale ndlela:

Ungaphathwa Pazuzu.

Cabanga ngakho, naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi leli kuseyifilimu ehamba phambili yokukhipha amademoni, akukho bha, futhi enye yamafilimu asabisa kakhulu ake enziwa, babili kuphela abantu abanamademoni. Kufa oyedwa kuphela, kanti omunye ofayo ngumfundisi omdala ozama ukukhipha idemoni, okungenzeka ukuthi ngeke ukwenze.

Ngenxa yengxabano-ke, ake sithi abantu ababili babulawa ngenxa yefa eliku- Umkhiphi Womoya. Inani labantu emhlabeni lalicishe libe yizigidigidi ezi-4 ngo-1974, okusho ukuthi unethuba lokufa elingu-0.0000005%.

Ngokwezibalo, unethuba elingcono (le-0.000024%) lokudliwa ngama-hamsters aqwengayo, kaSathane.

Imfuyo Yezilwane (1989):

KULUNGILE, uthuthela edolobheni elihle, elincane nomndeni wakho ukuze nibaleke edolobheni elikhulu futhi nibe umngane nendoda endala enomusa ehlala edolobheni futhi ikuxwayise ngokuthi kungase kube khona okuthile okungaphezu kwemvelo mayelana namathuna (uyazi , nokungapelwa kahle kahle okukwenza kubonakale sengathi kungokwesintu) eyakhiwe endaweni yokungcwaba yoMdabu waseMelika. Impela, mhlawumbe awumkholwa ekuqaleni, bese uhlangana nabafileyo bakho, manje osengumfundi we-zombie okuxwayisa ngento efanayo.

Indoda / Owesifazane wesayensi ingabe? Kulungile, awukholwa konke lokhu okungaphezu kwamandla emvelo "mumbo-jumbo". Ngemuva kwalokho ake sithi ikati lendodakazi yakho lishayiswa yimoto bese uyacabanga: “Kusobala ukuthi le ndawo yokungcwaba iMicmac iyindawo yokuyingcwaba: bheka zonke ezinye izinto ezingcwatshwe lapha! Futhi, uma (ukuklolodela) kubuyela empilweni (ukuhogela), lapho-ke akudingeki ngithenge ikati elisha bese ngenza sengathi yiSonto (lelo igama lekati Imfuyo Yezilwane)”.

Kahle kahle, ikati labuya, futhi lilibi kuphela esikhathini esiningi, ngakho-ke lokho akunjalo kakhulu kubi… manje senginendodana le efile…

Uyabona ukuthi lokhu kuyaphi? Esikhathini esithile, mhlawumbe sekuyisikhathi sokuyeka ukungcwaba izinto kulawo mathuna ukuze nje ubone ukuthi kwenzekani. Yini leyo? Akwenzeki lutho uma uyeka ukungcwaba izinto lapho kuvela khona ububi? Oh kuhle, qagela ungavele ubuyele emsebenzini.

Ekugcineni, ngithanda ukucabanga ukuthi umuntu onolwazi njengawe angalamukela iqiniso lokuthi wonke umuntu ukutshela ukuthi ungakwenzi okufanayo osekuvele konakale kakhulu kuwo wonke umuntu (ukufunda emlandweni, ngakho-ke awusoze wakuphinda lokho) futhi udabuke ngenhlekelele yakho kanye/noma ukunyakaza. Uyazi ukuthi mangaki amadolobhana amancane, amadala akhona? Thola enye uma usulungele ukuzama futhi uqale kabusha. Ukukhetha idolobha lapho ungeke ulingeke khona ukuze udlale uNkulunkulu futhi uzame ukuvusa indodana yakho efile kanye/noma umkakho kuwumqondo omuhle njalo.

Uma ungeke ukwazi ukuyeka leli thuba; usizi lwakho lunamandla kakhulu, noma usuhlanye kancane unethemba nosizi ukunqandwa yilelo kati eligcina ukuhlasela abantu kanti isu lakho ukugcina ukungcwaba izihlobo ezifile lapho kuze kubuye omunye wazo omuhle, kulungile. Okungenani thenga isibhamu:

Wena: Wena mubi futhi uyahlanya?

Isihlobo sika-Undead: Cha

Wena: Bese ummese wenzelwa ini?

Isihlobo sika-Undead: ngi… ngenzele ama-brownies… ngawe…

Wena: Futhi bakuphi?

Isihlobo Esingafile: Uhhhh…

* I-BLAM *

Ngemuva kwalokho ungabangcwaba futhi ubone ukuthi yini ebuyayo ngalesi sikhathi; iminwe iwele!

Yilokho kuphela abantu abayishumi! Ngazise ukuthi ucabangani ngokuba nendlu yokugezela ebomvu ngokukhanyayo, i-VCR (nokuthi yini osayibhekile kuyo), noma uma kukhona ama-movie wesabekayo lapho ocabanga ukuthi ungasinda ngokuphelele kumazwana angezansi.