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iminyaka 9 edlule

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Kuyavunywa, ukubhala indatshana mayelana nezikhathi ze-WTF kusuka ku-movie emayelana nama-zombie beaver kubonakala kulula kakhulu. Iyazibhala ngokwayo. Kodwa woza, kwakufanele kwenziwe. UZombeavers igcwele i-WTF, ngakho-ke asingene kuyo futhi sizijabulise. (Mncane spoiler ngaphambili, kodwa ubuzokubuka lokhu noma ubungakubona, ngakho-ke ngicabanga ukuthi awunandaba.)

10. Njengokungathi ukubonakala kukaBill Burr esigcawini sokuvula kwakunganele njengokuphana ngokuthi lokhu kufana nje nokuhlekisa njengoba kuyifilimu esabekayo, ukulandelana kwamakhredithi opopayi okuvula kuyakuqinisekisa. Bengilindele ukuthi u-Elmer Fudd avele nesibhamu. “Thula wena. Ngizingela ama-beaver, he-he-h-he-he!”

9. Uma sikhuluma ngaleso sigameko sokuvula, insizwa egibele eduze kukaBill Burr, insizwa enezinwele ezinde, amadevu, nesigqoko samaloli? Yebo, lowo nguJohn Mayer. “Iwigi yakho iyizwe elimangalisayo…”

8. Endleleni eya ehlane, amantombazane amathathu, uMary, uZoe, noJenn, akhuluma amabhungu namadike, ama-dicks kanye nezinsizwa. Futhi ama-dicks. Eqinisweni, u-Zoe uswayipha ngenjabulo uchungechunge lwezithombe ze-dick ezivela esokeni lakhe ocingweni lwakhe. Yebo, thina babukeli sisanda kuthola izithombe ze-Dick ezingacelwanga.

7. Yebo, ibhere! Gcoba kangcono amathambo akho, lokho kuzokuvikela ekulimaleni!

6. “Ngizizwa ngiyi-Power Ranger!” Ngicabanga ukuthi kunjalo one into ongayisho ngenkathi wenza ucansi.

5. Umakhalekhukhwini awutholi noma yikuphi ukwamukela? Udinga ukufona ukuze uthole usizo kulayini wasendlini? Ngikufisela inhlanhla ngalokho, njengoba lezo zigangi ezihlakaniphile bezihlafuna izintambo zocingo. Bahlakaniphe kune-zombeaver yakho evamile!

4. Uma isihlahla siwela ehlathini futhi sihlale phezu kwe-dudebro, ingabe i-beaver iyahleka? (Yebo).

3. Umbukeli: “Yebo! Nasi isigcawu esingagwemeki sobulili bobulili obufanayo—OH SHIT! HAYI HAYI, NDODANA!”

2. Odokotela bamazinyo bangabulala balungise inkinga entsha, edlangile ye-bucktooth phakathi kwabantu bendawo! Noma, linda, ngivumele ngiphinde ngibeke elinye igama—odokotela bamazinyo bazobulawa abantu abasha, abagcwele ama-bucktoothed uma bezama ukukulungisa. Lokho kungcono.

1. I-Whack-a-Mole injalo izolo. Kulezi zinsuku konke kumayelana ne-Whack-a-Beaver.

Ngalezi nezinye izikhathi eziningi ze-WTF, bukela UZombeavers, manje isakaza ku-Netflix. Bheka i-trailer engezansi. [youtube id=”I5-1XTjYZC8″ align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”cha”]

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