Ah, uSuku lwezithandani. Ngenkathi imibhangqwana eminingi igubha leli holide le-Hallmark ngesidlo sakusihlwa sothando noma ukushintshana ngezipho ezihlala isikhathi esifushane (zihlala isikhathi esingakanani izimbali noshokoledi, noma kunjalo?), Abanye bazokwanelisa izifiso zabo zenyama ngokuzijabulisa okuhle. Manje, ngaphambi kokuba ingqondo yakho ijule kakhulu emgodini, kusobala ukuthi ngikhuluma ngomncintiswano wama-movie asabisayo lapha.

Kukhona okuthile okuthandana ngokujulile nge-splatter yegazi nokufutheka okuvuthayo kwe-movie enhle kakhulu. Noma ngabe ubamba iqhaza kumaqhawe ukuze asinde (futhi achume!) Noma ama-maniacs ukuze enze umsebenzi (decapitation!), Ungathembela kokuthusayo ukuthola ukupompa kwegazi lakho.

Ngakho-ke lolu suku luka-Valentine, ngifuna ukubheka imibhangqwana ethile yama-movie ebulalayo esebenzisa uthando lwabo ngokuhlanganyela. Bagcina ezothando ziphila ngokuthatha izimpilo zabanye. Yebo, lawa ma-duos abulalayo enza izinhloso ezithile zobudlelwano ezeqisayo.

UHeathers (1988)

Ama-Heather unikeze isisekelo ngokuchoboza kwami ​​ukuphelelwa umoya kuChristian Slater, futhi ngiyohlala ngijabula njalo. Ngizophinde ngijabhiswe kuze kube phakade ngenxa yamathemba obudlelwano angenangqondo athuthukile. Iyiphi intombazane ekhathazayo eyayingafuni uthando olunjengolukaJD noVeronica?

Njengokuthandana okuningi kwentsha (ngicabanga kanjalo), uthando lwabo luqhakaza kusuka enzondweni efanayo yamaqembu amabi futhi athandwayo ahamba emaphaseji esikoleni sabo esiphakeme. UVeronica (Winona Ryder) ekuqaleni wayeyingxenye yesixuku “esasipholile”, kodwa ukuziphatha kwabo okujwayeleke kakhulu kwamenza wangabe esaba nobungane. Faka uJason “JD” Dean (uChristian Slater), umfana omusha edolobheni onomucu omuncu wesardon futhi onekhono langempela lokubulala.

Ukubambisana kwabo kukhombisa ukuthi bayazi ukuthi bangabona kanjani futhi basekelane amandla omunye nomunye. KuVeronica, wulwazi lwakhe lomzimba wabafundi kanye nekhono lokwakha ukubhala kwabo ngesandla. Ku-JD, ukubulala okudala kufihliwe njengokuzibulala. Umbhangqwana onjalo ophelele!

Umakoti kaChucky (1998)

UChucky noTiffany banjalo the umbhangqwana mbulali. Noma nini lapho abathandi be-horror bekhulunywa, kuqinisekiswe ukuthi amagama abo azoba sohlwini.

Bobabili ababulali abaphumelele ngokwabo, lapho laba bebabili behlangene, basondelene ngokunganqandeki. Njengokuthi, ukusabalala-phezu-kwamafilimu amaningi akunakunqandeka. U-Chucky no-Tiffany babelana ngentshisekelo engenakulinganiswa.

Kepha masingakhohlwa ukuthi ngamunye unobuhle bakhe obubulalayo. UTiffany (Jennifer Tilly) umayelana nokubulala nokwakha okusha - unguMartha Stewart wokubulala. UChucky (uBrad Dourif) ungowokudalwa okwenziwa kabusha, ethanda ubulula bokugwaza okuhle.

Uma kushiwo lokho, kubalulekile ukuthi wazi ukuthi bafunda komunye nomunye. Bahlala bedudulana ukuze benze okuningi - ukuphuma ngaphandle kwendawo yabo yokududuza yokubulala futhi bakhule njengabantu (abanengqondo ngempela). Kukhona isifiso esinempilo ebudlelwaneni babo obungenampilo.

Abantu Abangaphansi Kwezitebhisi (1991)

Ngokusobala indlela engcono kakhulu yokwenza umshado uhlale njalo ngokubeka kakhulu imithetho eqinile kuzo zonke izivakashi nezingane ezisendlini yakho. Okungenani, yilokho esifunda kukho Abantu Abangaphansi Kwezitebhisi. Ngicabanga ukuthi ukubulala okuningi kuyasiza, futhi? Futhi, qiniseka ukuthi inja yakho iqeqeshwe kakhulu. Izimfihlo zempumelelo.

Umama (uWendy Robie) noDaddy (Everett McGill) babusa ikhaya labo ngenqindi yensimbi (nesikhumba). Uma usebenzisa umkhaya onomthetho onjalo, kulula ukuvumela ukungaboni ngaso linye okuncane kukwengeze futhi kuphazamise imizamo yakho. Kepha konke kukhulunywa ngokusebenzisana - ukuthembana nokuxhasana ngemizamo yabo enobudlova.

Ngisho nedolobha lonke limelene nabo, uMama noDaddy bahlangana ngokubambisana. Yizimbhangqwana zamandla impela.

Ababulali Bemvelo (1994)

Kungaba ukwelula ukushaya Ababulali bemvelo i-movie ethusayo, kepha ngizolahlwa uma uMickey noMallory bengayitholi indawo yabo kulolu hlu.

Lezi zingane ezihlanyayo zithanda ukubulawa kwabantu abaningi ngendlela ezithandana ngayo - okungukuthi bayayithanda kakhulu. Ukudlula kwabo okunezinkinga kwabahlanganisa futhi bakha isibopho esingenakuhlukaniswa, siboshwe izinjabulo zabo ezibulalayo.

Naphezu kwezilingo nezinsizi zabo (kungasaphathwa isikhathi sabo sejele), uMickey (uWoody Harrelson) noMallory (uJuliette Lewis) babambelela kukho konke. Njengesibonelo esivelele sokuthi "ukuhlanya kwakho kufana nokuhlanya kwami", laba bobabili bangabasebukhosini abagibelwayo noma abafayo.

Ama-Hounds of Love (2016)

U-Evelyn noJohn banobudlelwano obuyinkimbinkimbi. Lesi isifinyezo esithi “ukubeka kahle” Ama-Hounds Wothando, ifilimu yase-Australia elandela ukuthunjwa nokuhlukunyezwa kwentombazane encane ezandleni zomunye umbhangqwana ononya.

UJohn (uStephen Curry) no-Evelyn (u-Emma Booth) baboshelwe emdlalweni onamandla futhi ongenampilo wokukhohlisa ohamba emithanjeni yobudlelwano babo. Babelana ngomona osontekile futhi benza ukukhathazeka okubenza bahlale beboshwe ndawonye ngokuzinikela okukhulu.

Njengoba sifunda ngale filimu, uthando lwabo lubhebhethekiswa ukuhlukunyezwa nokubulawa kwamantombazane amancane njalo. Ngicabanga ukuthi abazamanga ukwelulekwa kwezithandani?

Ababukeli (2012)

Ababukeli kuyigugu elincomekayo lamahlaya amnyama akhombisa ukuthi kungashesha futhi kube lula kanjani ukuthola uthando olusha empilweni. Kwenzeka lokhu nje - kuChris noTina - ukuthanda kwabo okusha ukubulala.

Abathandi banqamula ukuheha nokungajwayelekile kweNgilandi ku-caravan, bahlangana nabantu abangazethembi nabanengekayo ngendlela ecasulayo endleleni. UChris (uSteve Oram, Ingoma Emnyama) noTina (Alice Lowe, Ukuziphindisela) baphila impilo yabo engcono kakhulu, belahla noma ngubani obenza babe nzima ohambweni lwabo lokubona indawo.

Uma wake wacasulwa yizenzo zomuntu ongamazi, le movie kufanele ijabulise ngendlela exakile. UChris noTina bafana ngokuphelele ngenxa yokubona kwabo ukuthi yini indlela yokuziphatha engenakuthethelelwa - nokuthi bakhetha ukubhekana kanjani nayo.

Abathandekayo (2009)

Abathandekayo ingaba neyodwa yokwesaba okukhulu… imibhangqwana engavumelani, kepha kunothando oluningi phakathi kombulali 'weNkosazana' noDaddy wakhe amthandayo.

Ingxenye yalokho okwenza Abathandekayo ifilimu ekhangayo nengahluphi njengamandla obudlelwano phakathi kwalaba bobabili. UDaddy (John Brumpton) angenzela noma yini intombazanyana yakhe, kanti uLola (Robin McLeavy) ujabule kakhulu ukuthola ukunakwa. Izigcawu zabo ziconsa nge kakhulu ukungezwani okungakhululekile.

U-Lola unesidingo esikhulu sokuthandwa, futhi ubaba wakhe wondla lesi sifiso ngokumgoba ngayo yonke intando yakhe. Njengokungathi wayethatha ithoyizi elisha (futhi, empeleni uyilo), uDaddy uthola into yokudlala yakamuva ohlwini lukaLola bese emhudulela ekhaya ukuze amnikeze izifiso ezimbi kakhulu.

Ukubheka okuncane esinakho empilweni yabo yasekhaya kukwenza uzibuze ukuthi yini eza kuqala. Ngabe bekungukushisekela kwakhe okunomona nobudlova, noma ukuqonda kwakhe ngokuphelele ukuthi angathumba kanjani futhi ahlukumeze? Kunoma ikuphi, zingamabhangqa akhiqizayo.

 

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