Njengoba uKhisimusi sekusele cishe inyanga manje, kuzoba yileso sikhathi lapho sonke sizobe sikhuluma ngombulali weSantas kumamuvi. Kepha kuthiwani ngombulali weSantas emhlabeni wangempela? Ngabe ukhona oke wagqoka kahle njengoKris Kringle futhi waya kokwenza ukubulala, ala uBilly in Ubusuku obuthule, ubusuku obulalayo?

Yilokho esilapha ukuzokhuluma ngakho kulobubusuku, futhi ngicabanga ukuthi ungaqagela impendulo yalowo mbuzo, ngoba bengingeke ngibe nalokho engikuthumele lapha uma impendulo bekungu cha!

Yize ababulali begqoke njengoSanta Claus beboniswa emhlabeni kwezokuzijabulisa okuqanjiwe kusukela ekuqaleni kweminyaka yama-70s, kwathi owokuqala wavela koqobo Izindaba ezivela ku-Crypt i-movie, isibonelo sokuqala sangempela sendoda enikela ngesudi ebomvu ubusuku bonke besiyaluyalu nokubulala ucwaningo lwami olwazile ukukumba empeleni bekungekho kwaze kwaba ngu-2008, lapho indoda egama linguBruce Pardo iba mhlawumbe umuntu wokuqala ukwenza uSanta abe ngumbulali…

NgoDisemba 24, 2008, uBruce Jeffrey Pardo oneminyaka engu-45 ubudala wangqongqoza emnyango wendlu yomndeni wowayengunkosikazi wakhe, lapho kwakukhona iphathi kaKhisimusi. Lapho intombazane eneminyaka engu-8 ubudala ivula umnyango, yabona uPardo emi phambi kwakhe, egqoke njengoSanta Claus futhi ephethe isipho esisongwe ngesinye isandla, nangesibhamu esingu-9mm kwesinye.

Ngokushesha wadubula intombazanyana ebusweni, waqala ukudonsa izinhlamvu kwabanye ababehamba iphathi abangama-20. UPardo wabe eseqaqa 'isipho' asiphathele: i-flamethrower eyenziwe ekhaya, ayisebenzisa ukushisa indlu phansi.

Bangu-8 sebebonke abantu ababulewe, kubalwa nowayengunkosikazi kaPardo nonina, ubaba wakhe, udadewabo nabafowabo ababili. Kwalimala abanye abathathu, kuhlanganisa nentombazane eneminyaka engu-XNUMX, eyasinda ngokubonga lapho kuqhuma isibhamu ebusweni.

Indlu ivutha amalangabi, uPardo wakhumula ingubo yakhe yaseSanta, wabaleka lapho waqonda emotweni yomfowabo, cishe imizuzu engama-30 ukusuka lapho, lapho afike wadubula khona inhlamvu eyingozi ekhanda lakhe. Isidumbu sakhe satholwa simbozwe ukusha kwezinga lesithathu, kanti izingxenye zesudi yaseSanta empeleni zazincibilikile kuye. Yize icebo lakhe lokuqala kwakuwukubalekela eCanada ngemuva kokubulawa kwabantu, kungenzeka ukuthi ukusha kwakhe kanzima kwaholela ekutheni azidonsele inhlamvu.

Kungani uPardo wayegqoke isudi yeSanta, ngenkathi enza ukubulala? Kusolwa ukuthi umndeni womkakhe wawunesiko lokuthi umakhelwane agqoke njengoSanta Claus, futhi avakashele kubo ngosuku olwandulela uKhisimusi. Sengathi leyo ndaba idinga ukugula.

Inhlekelele efanayo yehlela umndeni waseTexas ngosuku lukaKhisimusi, ngo-2011, lapho u-Aziz Yazdanpanah oneminyaka engu-56 ubudala engena efulethini lowayengunkosikazi wakhe, egqoke njengoSanta, wangadubula nje kuphela lowo owayengunkosikazi wakhe, kodwa nezingane zabo ezimbili ezisencane nezinye izihlobo ezintathu. Ngokufana noPardo, u-Aziz wazidubula ngemuva kokubulala amalungu omndeni wakhe.

Imibiko ikhombisa ukuthi umndeni ubukade uvula izipho zikaKhisimusi ngesikhathi bebulawa, kanti umshana ka-Aziz ubethumele umyalezo kumngani wakhe kungekudala, ezwakalisa ukunengeka kwakhe ngokuthi u-Aziz ubekhona kungalindelekile efulethini, egqoke isudi yeSanta futhi uzama "ukuwina ubaba wonyaka."

U-Aziz nomkakhe bebehlukanisile ekuqaleni konyaka, futhi ubengahambi kahle ngokwezimali, njengoba ubeseneminyaka ecishe ibe yishumi engasebenzi. Umngani womndeni uveze ukuthi u-Aziz wayenomona ngempumelelo yomkakhe eyedwa, ngemuva kokuthi behlukene, futhi wakukhomba lokho njengesizathu sokubulawa kwabantu.

NgoJanuwari 6 ka-2012, kwa-Israyeli, inhloko ye-Orthodox Church Association, uGabriel Cadis (51) (ngenhla), wagwazwa emgwaqeni ngesikhathi kunombukiso, kubungazwa ukuzalwa kukaJesu. Abazibonele ngawabo endaweni yesigameko babike ukuthi babone owesilisa obegqoke isudi yaseSanta egwaza uCadis emhlane, wase ebaleka endaweni yesigameko. UCadis wabulawa ukulimala kwakhe ngemuva nje kwalokho.

Yize umbulali waseSanta kuleli cala engakatholakali, kunabasolwa abambalwa, futhi kungenzeka ukuthi ukubulawa kukaCadis kuhlelwe yindoda abexabene nayo nge-real estate.

Yebo, lokhu kube okuthunyelwe okudumazayo, eh? Masiqede izinto ngenothi elihle, ngesikhumbuzo sokuthi akuwona wonke umuntu ogqoka njengoSanta oyindoda embi, embi. Khumbula lokho, zingane!