Sekuzofika bafo!!!! Kusele isikhathi esingaphansi kwamaviki amabili ngaphambi kokubuya kwama-bot, ama-mads namamuvi angcolile. Ezinsukwini ezimbalwa, I-MST3K yenza ukubuya kwayo okukade ilindelwe.

Angikwazi ukukutshela indlela engijabule ngayo. Angazi ukuthi ngiqala nini ukuthanda lolu hlelo kodwa ngawa ngangenza futhi kanzima. Ngiyazi ukuthi abanye abantu bayiThimba likaJoel kanti abanye bayiThimba uMike, kodwa angizange ngibe nandaba. Bengibathanda bobabili kanye ne-chemistry phakathi kwabo bobabili kanye ne-Gypsy, Cambot, Tom Servo kanye noCroooooooooow (vuma ukuthi ukucule lokho ekhanda lakho…kuvume) bekumnandi ngokulinganayo.

Ngihlanganise iqembu lami le-ragtag eqenjini le-iHorror ukuze ngikhethe okufanele ngibone iziqephu ngaphambi kokuqala kwesizini entsha. Ngakho-ke bambelela egiyeni lakho, lungisa ukuphawula kwakho okunenyongo, bese uvumela ukubala wehle.

6,5,4,3,2,1…nesikhathi sombukiso.

I-Horror of Spider Island Isizini 10, Isiqephu 11

Iqembu labadansi be-Go-Go kanye nomphathi wabo (ngandlela thize) basinde engozini yendiza esendleleni esuka eNew York iya e-Singapore, futhi bageze bafike ogwini esiqhingini esihlalwa yisicabucabu esiguquliwe… Ngokwesiko ngiba yindoda kaJoel uma ifika. ku I-MST3K, kodwa kukhona nje okuthi The Horrors of Spider Island engikuthandayo nje; yilolo hlobo lwefilimu engahleliwe (abadansi abahambayo abahlaselwa yisicabucabu/indoda/isilwane phakathi kwamaphathi nokubhukuda nqunu) engakhiqizwa ngeminyaka yawo-1960 kuphela. UMike, uTom Servo, noCrow basefomini enhle kakhulu kulo lonke, kodwa njengabangcono kakhulu I-MST3K Iziqephu, iqiniso lokuthi ifilimu ngokwayo ijabulisa ngendlela exakile (ngokubiyelwa kabi ngesiJalimane sasekuqaleni) futhi inikeza ukulingana okuhle kakhulu kubafana abaqhululayo (noma isikhumbuze njalo nje isikhathi esiyibukayo. I-Horror of Spider Island…ifilimu isihloko sayo sithi…cishe 30% enembe: basesiqhingini).

-Shaun Cordingley

Umhlatshelo Wokugcina Isizini 9, Isiqephu 10

I-epic, isabelomali esiphansi, uhambo lwase-Canada lwempilo yonke! Kulandela umdidiyeli osemncane uTroy McGreggor njengoba ezama ukulandela ezinyathelweni zikayise ongumvubukuli osewashona. Ezithola ebaleka umholi wehlelo okhuluma ngendlela ehlekisayo ogama lakhe lingu-Satoris, kanye nebutho lakhe labagqoke imaski eqhweba, izigebengu eziphethe ama-chainsaw, uhlangana namaqhawe amakhulu aseCanada: ZAP ROWSDOWER. Ubhiya ophuzayo, onezimbotshana zokuphuza utshwala okungenzeka ube nesandla ekufeni kukayise kaTroy. Ndawonye kumele bathole impucuko yeZiox yasendulo futhi balethe ukuthula e-Alberta! Okugqamile kufaka phakathi ukujahwa kwezimoto ezinebhajethi ephansi, amakholwa ase-Canada, kanye nama-riffs axakayo ekuphuzeni kwe-Zap. Kuhlanganisa nomugqa ongafi "Kazi ngabe kukhona ubhiya elangeni?" Futhi kufakwe no-Pipper, obambeke kakhulu, i-rootin-tootin, i-Yosemite Sam, uhlobo lomhloli owake wakhona.

-UJacob Davison

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYoheSI7Dbc

 

Werewolf Isizini 9, Isiqephu 4

Le movie iyisihogo sesikhathi esimnandi futhi idlala no-Estevez omncane (ongaphansi) owaziwayo, uJoe Estevez. Iqembu labavubukuli bathola isidalwa esiyinganekwane soMdabu waseMelika esiyimpisi esangcwatshwa ogwadule. Njengoba abantu abaningi abavula le movie, ungacabanga ukuthi le nto izophila kodwa, cha. Ngezindlela ezehlukene, abantu bavame ukuwela emathanjeni bese beklwejwa kanye ne-Bada Bing Bada Boom… werewolf. Ukulingisa kubi futhi nendaba iphansi futhi NGIYAYITHANDA. Kuncane okubonakala ebusweni babalingisi kunegumbi lokulinda lehhovisi likadokotela ohlinzayo. I-Snark Patrol ihambisana nokuphawula kwayo futhi yenza kube yinto ejabulisayo ngempela. Ngeke uphinde ubheke izimbungulu ngendlela efanayo futhi. Futhi, kukhona lowo Estevez. Lokho kwenza kube hit, akunjalo?

-DD ​​Crowley

 

I-Pumaman Isizini 9, Isiqephu 3

Ngicabanga ukuthi ngingahle ngicheme ngalena ngesizathu esisodwa: NginguJohn Carpenter's omkhulu Halloween fan. Pumaman AKUKHO okufana nalokhu Halloween kodwa babelana ngento efanayo…uDonald Pleasence. Awu yebo. Ifilimu emayelana nemaski yasendulo yama-Aztec eguqula lokho okuhloselwe ukwamukela amandla ayo ku-PUMAMAN! "Ubani uPumaman?" uyabuza. Insizwa egqoke ihembe elikhazimulayo kanye nekepisi endizayo i-KINDA futhi eyinzalo ye-Aztec go. Lokhu kukhethekile.Anginaso isiqiniseko sokuthi imiphumela, ukulingisa noma iqiniso i-shaman yama-Aztec ihlola ama-rando ukuze ibone ukuthi ayi-Pumaman yini ngokuwakhipha ngamafasitela. Futhi anginaso isiqiniseko sokuthi yini eyenza u-Pleasence ajoyine ithimba lalolu hambo oluncane lwe-LSD, kodwa ngiyajabula ukuthi ujoyine. Futhi, ngiyakuthanda uma izintokazi ezihamba phambili zinesimo esibi samehlo ahlanyayo.

-DD ​​Crowley

I-Soultaker Isizini 10, Isiqephu 1

O, isihogo. NguJoe Estevez futhi. "Uyizihlabani" kule movie ("Ingabe kukhona okuvelele ngempela uJoe Estevez?") njengoSoultaker ophethe ukuthatha imiphefumulo yentsha emine eshona engozini yemoto. Ifilimu iyisibonelo sefilimu enyantisayo yango-1990. Inkhulumomphendvulwano izwakala sengathi into ubuhlungu bakho kumfowenu oneminyaka engu-9 ubudala obungabhala futhi umculo ungumculo ngegama lobuchwepheshe. Imuvi yimbi kodwa lokhu kunokuphawula okuhle kakhulu engikubonile kuMike, uTom Servo noCrow. Angicabangi ukuthi kunengxenye yefilimu ebengingayikhaleli ngokuhleka. I-Soultaker uhole isizini yokugcina ye I-MST3K futhi kufake nokuvakasha okuvela ku-Joel kuya ku-SOL okwakuyinto encane eyisipesheli futhi ethinta inhliziyo kubabukeli.

-DD ​​Crowley

Ungazikhawuleli kulawa amahlanu kuphela ngaphambi kukaNdunankulu. Ziningi kakhulu okumele zidlule kodwa ezinye iziqephu ezithandwayo zinjalo Pod People, Mitchell, Merlin's Shop of Mythical Wonders, Eegah kanye nabanye abaningi. Iningi lezinsizakalo zokuhambisa ukubhalisa kanye ne-TV zinikeza isihloko esilinganiselwe sochungechunge kanye I-MST3K ibuyela ku-Netflix ngo-Ephreli 14 ukuthola isizini entsha yama-movie amabi, ukuphawula okuhle nokuhlanya okusha.

Ngenkathi ulapha, bheka uhlu olusha lweziqephu ze-MST3K ukuthi iNetflix ingeziwe. Futhi hlola u-Felicia Day no-Patten Oswalt njengabahlanya abasha lapha!