Kwesinye isikhathi, abenzi bamafilimu kufanele baye ekujuleni kwezingqondo zabo ukudala okuthile okuzovelela ngokweqiniso; okuthile okuhlukile futhi okuvuselelayo. Ngezinye izikhathi bakhetha umzila ohlukile. Angiqiniseki kahle ukuthi bafika kanjani nale mibono, kepha bahlanya impela. Mhlawumbe bavele babheke into yasendlini, noma bakhethe isigqoko bese banquma ngomuntu omubi we-movie khona lapho. Angikhathazekile ngokuthi bakwenza kanjani ngempela, ngijabule nje ukuthi bayakwenza. Uma uthanda amahlaya ayiziphukuphuku, amnandi njengami, uzothola ukukhishwa kulawa mafilimu. Nawa ama-movie ayi-10 azokusho, "WTF !?"

Ukuhlaselwa Kotamatisi Ababulali (1978)

Ngihleka ngedwa njengoba ngithayipha lokhu. Impilo yami ifinyelelephi? Ngingene kanjani enhlanhleni yokwazi ukubhala nge-movie equkethe utamatisi omkhulu, omubi? Nge-glee, ngiqala uhlu ngale filimu emangalisayo futhi ephelele ye-WTF. Ngokwami, ngicabanga ukuthi le movie, nawo wonke amanye ama-movie akulolu hlu alolo daba, ahlekisa. Abagxeki, ikakhulukazi, abavumelani nalokhu.

Umuntu we-Gingerdead (2005)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-KVHh1srw

GingerUfile indoda. Ngakho-ke ungahlakaniphile. Ngiyayithanda! Lezi zinkanyezi ze-movie uGary Busey njengekhukhi elibi le-Gingerbread elifuna ukubulala yonke into ebonakalayo. Kuveze iziqubulo ezimbili, owesibili wabizwa ngesihloko Ukufisa kwe-Crust. Wozani, lowo uyahlekisa.

Ukubonga (2009)

I-movie ejwayelekile eshibhile ene-twist. Umbulali uyiTurkey. Elinomlomo onenhlamba embi futhi. Hheyi, kukhona nesigcawu socansi lwaseTurkey! Imiphumela iyesabeka futhi inkhulumomphendvulwano yimbi kakhulu. Amahlaya awekho ngisho nokuhlakanipha okuncane. Kubi ngamabomu, kepha kuyasebenza. Ngithole le movie ihlekisa ngokuphelele. "Ayikho into enjalo, njenge-turkey embi." Qhubeka nje ukuphinda lokho kuwe ubone ukuthi kuyasiza yini.

I-Wadzilla, Chillerama (2011)

UChillerama yifilimu ye-anthology kuphela kulabo abangaphatha amahlaya anganambitheki, angenangqondo. Zonke izingxenye ziyi-WTF enhle, kepha ayikho enye kuneyokuqala, iWadzilla. Ukuhlonipha amafilimu ama-monster ngama-1950 nge-twist enyanyekayo. Ukubalwa kwesidoda sowesilisa kuyakhushulwa, kube nemiphumela emibi kakhulu. Ziba nomusa futhi zifuna ukukubulala. U-Adam Rifkin, umqondisi walona, ​​naye wenze inqwaba yemikhaya yomndeni. Awungethemba muntu kulezi zinsuku.

Icala lebhasikidi (1982)

Elinye lama-movie amathathu kulolu hlu engicabanga ukuthi bekungeyona inhloso ye-WTF. Lokhu kufaka umuntu nomfowabo, amhamba naye ngeqoma elincane. Icala lebhasikidi iwele elibi le-siamese elisuswe igama linguBelial. Kubukeka sengathi iyesabeka impela. O, futhi kunesimo socansi nakulesi. Yini abantu abenza izidalwa ezingaziwa kangaka zilale? Yini engalungile ngani bantu !? Ungalokothi ushintshe. Uyagula futhi ngiyakuthanda.

U-Evil Bong (2006)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtQ60rWzRE

Uma uhamba yonke le movie, ngikweleta ukuxhawula okuqinile. Ngiyamthanda uCharles Band, ngiyathanda ngempela, futhi bengilokhu nginokwazisa ngefranchise yakhe engenangqondo yePuppet Master. Kepha i Ububi Bong I-Franchise? Hhay kangako. Futhi yebo, ngabhala i-franchise. Zibalelwa ezigidini eziyisikhombisa Ububi Bong ama-movie. Kukhona neyodwa lapho u-Evil Bong ebhekene khona ne-The Gingerdead Man! O, futhi uBill Moseley ukulesi. WTF!

Ukuphakamisa (1983)

Ifilimu yesibili kulolu hlu engeyona i-WTF ngamabomu, kepha isakwazi ukuba yiyo. Kulungile, ngakho-ke thola lokhu; isikhohlakali esikule movie siyikheshi. Ikheshi lokubulala. Futhi kufanele kusabise! Lokhu akuyona ngisho ifilimu yamahlaya! Njalo ukufa ku-movie bekungagwemeka ngokuthatha izitebhisi! Thatha nje izitebhisi, wena nsizwa! Sekwanele ngombhedo! Kwanele!

UJack Frost (1997)

Kufanele ngivume okuthile ngale movie. Ngenkathi ngisengumfana omncane, ngineminyaka eyisikhombisa yobudala, ngabona ikhava yale tepi ye-VHS kwiBlockbuster futhi yangithusa. Yebo. UJack Frost, indoda ebulala iqhwa, wesabe ngempumelelo okungenani umuntu oyedwa selokhu yakhululwa. Ngithandazela konke okungcwele ukuthi kube yimina ngedwa ongavuma kulokhu kuhlazeka okuyiqiniso.

ITroll 2 (1990)

Kuthathwa ngabantu abaningi njengefilimu embi kunazo zonke ezake zenziwa, lena idinga ukubonwa ukuthi iyakholelwa. Imvamisa angifuni ukunikeza noma yikuphi okonakalisa, kepha lapha, ngidinga ukukwenza. Ekugcineni, izikhova ezimbi (azikho ngisho noma yimaphi ama-troll ku-movie eyi-damn) ahlala edolobheni laseNilbog ahlulwa isangweji le-bologna. Funda lokho futhi. I-bologna. Isangweji. Le yi-movie yesithathu obekungafanele ngenhloso ukuthi ihlekise.

I-Monsturd (2003)

Yebo, le movie izwakala kahle. Ingcezu embi. Ngempela. Othile wayenalo mbono, wabhala iskripthi, waqasha abalingisi, futhi wenza yonke into ukuthi iqoshwe. Bheka nje i-trailer. Angazi nokuthi ngithini ngalokhu. I-WTF. I-WTF

 

Ngiyethemba ukuthi lawa ma-movie uwahlekisa njengami. Mhlawumbe ngeke. Angazi. Kunzima impela ukukala ukuthi noma imaphi kulawa ma-movie we-WTF azokwamukelwa kahle kangakanani ngabantu abajwayelekile, abanengqondo ngokungafani nami. Uma uzokhetha eyodwa yalezi, yenze futhi I-Troll 2 or Ikesi Lebhasikidi. I-Troll 2 kuyahlekisa ukuthi wena kuthanda ukuhleka sonke isikhathi se-movie, futhi i-Basket Case empeleni iluhlobo lwe… luhle.