Ahh… Nakhu sesihamba. Ngenze izingcezu ezimbalwa ekwenzeni kabusha ohlotsheni olushaqisayo futhi uma kunento eyodwa iningi lethu abalandeli elingavumelana ngayo, ukuthi ama-remakes amaningi ayamunca. Qaphela ukuthi ngisebenzise igama elithi "iningi". Impela, ukusabela kuhlale kufana lapho sizwa igama elithi “restart” noma “restart”. Ukububula, ukububula, nokufuna ukuqhumisa noma ubani ngemuva kusho ifilimu eqalwe kabusha ngentukuthelo yethu nokushaya izibhakela.

Kodwa, Ngezinye izikhathi, kufanele nje sikumunce futhi sinikeze ithuba lokwenza kabusha ngoba azihlali zincela. Ungangizwa kabi lapha. Bengihlala ngithi iHollywood isebenzisa ukwenza kabusha ukwenza imali esheshayo ngefilimu ekhona eyimpumelelo. Futhi isikhathi esiningi kuba njalo. Kodwa, kukhona abambalwa laphaya ababulawa ngobuhlakani obuphelele futhi ngingasho ngisho nangaphezulu kwasekuqaleni. Sekushiwo lokho, lolu hlu engiluhlanganisile lusuka phezulu nje ku-noggin yami.

Nawa ama-horror remakes angu-10 angamunyisi:

10. I-Bloody Valentine 3D yami (2009)

Lokhu, ngandlela thize, inguqulo ethuthukisiwe yeqa imingcele yobunqunu, ubulili, nodlame oluchitha igazi, konke kuyisici sesithathu esikhazimulayo. Uma ungangikholwa, bheka le vidiyo ngezansi. Ngiyinikeze uphawu lwami lokugunyaza okwedlulele.

 

9. Amagquma Anamehlo (2006)

Lesi esinye sezibuyekezo engangizizwa singcono kakhulu kunesokuqala. I-Hills elinganiselwe ngo-R futhi enodlame yango-2006 idale umsindo kubalandeli abasabekayo futhi yenza imali engaphezu kwezigidi ezingu-40 ebhokisini. Okulandelayo kuphume maduze nje kodwa akuzange kuhambisane nokwangempela noma ukwenziwa kabusha.

 

8. I-Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Ngangimanqikanqika ngalokhu. Kodwa umphumela wangimangaza. Ingabe iphethe umlingo ofanayo nowokuqala? Hhayi ngokubona kwami. Kodwa ngokuqinisekile ibambene kahle ngokugcina iqiniso kundaba, abalingisi abahle, nokuqoshwa kwesinema okuhlakaniphile. Futhi bekungadingeki ngizwe ukuluma kukaFranklin okucasulayo kulesi sizukulwane esisha. Yebo… Bengilungile ngalokho.

 

7. Ngikhafulela Ithuna Lakho (2010)

Ah, futhi lokhu kulungiswa kabusha kuhle njengokwasekuqaleni kodwa kunokubukeka okubuyekeziwe futhi kunesihluku uma kungengaphezu kokokuqala. Indaba yombhali wamanoveli ophumela ehlathini futhi asuke ekubeni isisulu aye eqhaweni eliziphindiselelayo iyasebenza, kulokhu, ngenxa yokuqondisa okuhle nokusebenza okuhle kuka-Sarah Butler.

 

6.Isitolo Esincane Esethusayo (1987)

Kulungile. Impela ngokwezobuchwepheshe akuyona ifilimu esabekayo, kodwa hey, bekufanele ngikhulume ngayo ngokuhloniphekile. Ngisho ukuthi kuzomele uhlanye ukuze ungathandi isitshalo esiculayo esidla inyama negazi lomuntu, akunjalo? Ngosizo lwabadlali bakaJim Henson, u-Audrey 2 wenziwa waphila kulo mculo omangalisayo owesabekayo. Eyokuqala yaphuma ngo-1960 futhi nakuba yayinhle kakhulu ngesikhathi sayo; Lena engingasho erekhodini idlula kude eyokuqala.

 

5. IBlob (1988)

I-Blob ingelinye okufanele nakanjani libe kunoma yiliphi iqoqo labashisekeli abasabekayo. Lena enye inguqulo ekwazile ukuphila ngokuvumelana nokukhuthazwa kwayo okwakungumbono ka-Chuck Russell, lapho isihloko esithi goo sishayisana khona. umhlaba futhi uqala ngokushesha ukugaya izakhamizi zedolobhana elincane laseCalifornia ngenkathi zikhula zilingana nobukhulu. Okunye futhi okufanele sikusho ukuthi kunenye futhi i-Blob remake esemsebenzini. 

 

I-4. I-Thing (i-1982)

I-Thing ngokuqinisekile ingenye ye-Sci-Fi-Horror enkulu kakhulu eyake yenziwa. Le nguqulo enezinkanyezi u-Kurt Russell ikhanya kakhulu futhi iseduze kakhulu ayinasici. Angazi ngempela ukuthi ungathini ngaphandle kokuthi uma ungakayiboni kumele uhlale phansi uyibuke. Right meow. Cha ngempela. Yeka ukufunda lokhu bese uvumela amehlo akho acwile embukisweni wobukhosi buka-Kurt Russell!

 

3. UFrankensein (1931)

Ngiyazi ukuthi abanye benu bacabangani. Lelo yilungelo lokuqala? Akulungile! Eyokuqala kwakuyifilimu ethule emfishane eyenziwe ngo-1910 eyenziwe ngabakwa-Edison Studios. Inguqulo ka-1931 eqondiswe yinganekwane uJames Whale yaphula imingcele futhi yaba iphayona efilimini. Ngokubona kwami, kuvule indlela yokuthi amafilimu amaningi athusayo alandele ezinyathelweni zawo futhi ifaneleka kakhulu indawo kulolu hlu.

 

I-2. I-Fly (i-1986)

Ngingathini ngomsebenzi wobuciko kaDavid Cronenberg othi The Fly? Ngisho ngaphandle kwalokho nje. Enye inguqulo engingayidlula ngokuphephile eyokuqala yango-1958 kumlando omude nendaba. U-Jeff Goldblum unikeza ukusebenza okuhle njengokuthi “Brundlefly” futhi uyasibonisa uma i-Hollywood izokwenza kabusha ifilimu, kwenziwa kanjena.

 

1.Dawn Of the Dead (2004)

Enye ifilimu ebengiyiqaphile ngokuthi ngingumlandeli omkhulu we-Romero nama-zombies. Lapho imuvi ifika esikrinini ngo-2004, ngangishaywe umoya ngokuphelele. Kangangoba, ngacishe ngateta nengane yami yokuqala ngenxa yesasasa eliningi nama-zombie nerdgasms. Imiphumela emangalisayo emangalisayo ebhangqwe nama-zombies abukeka emuhle kanye nabalingiswa abakhaliphile yenze le filimu yathandwa. Yize ihluke kakhulu kuneyokuqala, ikufanele ukuyibuka kanye nezithupha ezimbili ukusuka kulokhu okubanzi.