I-Post Thanksgiving isikhathi sokululama kokuquleka kokudla, ukuchitha isikhathi nabantu obathandayo, ngokuvamile ukuya kumamuvi, namadili amnandi, amnandi a-Black Friday abantu abazoxabana ngawo ngokoqobo! Ngenhlanhla, njengoba okuningi kwalokhu kuthengisa kuthuthela ezindaweni eziphephile ze-inthanethi, ngicabange ukuthi kungaba mnandi ukubhala amamuvi ambalwa asabekayo abekwe enxanxatheleni yezitolo ukukhombisa izinhlobo zezingozi okungenzeka uzigweme kulo nyaka...

UKUSA KWABAFILEYO (1976)

Ukubhuqa kwakudala okwesabekayo kwezenhlalo nezepolitiki kokuthengwa kwenkosi yamaZombi, uGeorge Romero. Kulandela izehlakalo ze Ubusuku Babafileyo Abaphilayo, amaZombi akhona yonke indawo futhi awakwazi ukumiswa. Iqembu elincane labasindile lizama ukuthola indawo ephephe kunazo zonke, futhi ehlome kakhulu yokugibela i-Armageddon engafi - enxanxatheleni yezitolo! Ngeshwa, kanjalo nesixuku esikhulu sama-Zombies. Ama-ghoul abuthana lapho, njengoba omunye umbhali ephawula ngemva kokubuza ukuthi kungani “Uhlobo oluthile lomzwelo. Inkumbulo, ngalokho ababevame ukukwenza. Lena bekuyindawo ebalulekile ezimpilweni zabo.” Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ubukele ama-Zombies angenangqondo nayizimungulu ezulazula enxanxatheleni yezitolo ngokungenanjongo, engakwazi ukwenza lutho ngaphandle kokuphazamiseka nokudla.

I-CHOPPING MALL (Isici Sesithombe)

Manje singena ekuphakameni kwesiphithiphithi esisekelwe enxanxatheleni yezitolo ngaleyo minyaka eyishumi enhle kakhulu, yamashumi ayisishiyagalombili! Izitolo ezinkulu zaziyingqopha-mlando yezentengiselwano nemibuthano yokuzijabulisa, ngakho kunengqondo ukuthi izitolo ezinkulu zaseLos Angeles zingafuna ukuqinisa ezokuphepha… ngamandla abulalayo! Inxanxathela yezitolo isungula ama-droids angenabufakazi bobuwula ukuze kugcinwe ukuthula, kuphela ukuze amaphoyisa enxanxathela yezitolo ahambe ngomshini ngemva kokuba ezinye izingane zinyonyobe ngemva kwamahora, manje ziqeda noma iyiphi into ephilayo endleleni yazo ngokuqhuma kwelaser!

EBUSUKU BENKOSI

Kwenzekani lapho i-apocalypse ihlasela i-Beverly Hills? Abanye abasindile abasemfashinini abazama ukulwa nezindimbane zama-zombie nososayensi ababi! Ngemuva kokuthi Umhlaba uhlangabezane nesigameko sezinga lokushabalala, udlula emsileni okhipha imisebe wenkanyezi enomsila, okusele yilabo abasinde ngokuhlala ezindaweni ezilayini zensimbi, ama-ejenti kahulumeni, kanye nabangasekho abashonile abahlakazeka kancane kancane baba othulini. Siyabonga ngamaqhawe ethu entsha, izitolo ezinkulu zase-Beverly Hills zipakisha uzis.

SORORITY BABES EMDLENI WE-SLIMEBALL-O-RAMA

Enye i-Linnea Quigley horror yakudala. Iqembu lezithembiso lizokwenza yini ukungena ebuhlotsheni obukhulu, kungaba ukugwedla noma ukugqekeza nokungena. Izingane zasekolishi nezihlakaniphi ezilandela ngokungazi zidedela isifiso sokunikeza i-Imp ngenkathi zizama ukuntshontsha indebe ye-bowling endaweni yezitolo/yokubhowula ngokushintsha kwezenzakalo okungajwayelekile. “U-Uncle Impy” ubonakala sengathi idemoni elihle lokusukuma linikeza idemoni ekuqaleni… kodwa bese amakhanda eqala ukugoqa futhi asetshenziselwa ukushaya ezinye iziteleka!

I-PHANTOM YE-MALL: ERIC'S REVEGE

Isitayela senxanxathela yezitolo eminyakeni yamashumi ayisishiyagalombili sinikeze mhlawumbe enye yezincazelo ezixakile I-Phantom Ye-Opera. Inxanxathela yezitolo esanda kwakhiwa ibhekana 'nezingozi' eziningi okuyizigameko zokubulala ezenziwa ngu-Eric, onesihloko esithi Phantom Of The Mall. Isidumbu sakhe sonakaliswe ngendlela enyantisayo emlilweni owaqanjwa abathuthukisi abanomhobholo ababefuna indawo yomndeni wakhe ukuze kwakhiwe inxanxathela yezitolo futhi manje usebuyile nokuziphindiselela! Futhi noma ubani ohlukumeza noma ohlasela owayeyintombi yakhe uMelody naye kufanele ahambe. Ukubulala okukhulu okuningi kulokhu, futhi kufaka phakathi u-Pauly Shore njengokukhululeka kwamahlaya!

IZIPHUMA EZILILEGWE EZIyisishiyagalombili

I-B-Movie yosuku lwanamuhla edlalwa u-David Arquette kanye no-Scarlett Johannson enamahlaya asematheni kwezomnotho zezitolo. Idolobhana elincane laseProsperity, e-Arizona selicishe loma njengemayini yalo yangaphambili yegolide. Imizamo yokuqalisa umnotho ngenxanxathela entsha yezitolo… idale inxanxathela yezitolo eyincithakalo. Futhi manje imfucumfucu enobuthi idale izinkulungwane zezicabucabu ezibulalayo, ezinkulu zokwenza izinto zibe zimbi nakakhulu. Konke kuholela empini eyingqophamlando esikhungweni sezitolo lapho abantu basedolobheni abasindile bezivimba futhi baqongelela noma yini abangayithola ukuze balwe nezindimbane zama-arachnid.

UKUSA KWABAFILEYO (2004)

Ukwenziwa kabusha okubhekwa kahle okubhalwe u-James Gunn futhi kwaqondiswa u-Zack Snyder, okwazile ukuphinda abambe ukwesabeka nokuzwela kwezepolitiki kokwasekuqaleni ngomthamo omkhulu wesenzo. U-Ana, umhlengikazi osemusha, uyaphaphama athole ingane yakwamakhelwane ihlafuna umyeni wayo. Ngemva kokuphunyuka kwesiphithiphithi okubonisa ukuwa okubhubhisayo kwe-apocalypse ye-zombie esebenza ngokushesha futhi egijima ngokushesha, yena nabanye abasindile bazithola besenxanxatheleni yezitolo yesimanje ephethwe onogada abathile abahlomile. Bayakwazi ukulawula, kodwa njengoba isikhathi siqhubeka, futhi isixuku esingafa sikhula, bathola ukuthi ukuhlala esitolo sezitolo kuguga kakhulu, ngokushesha okukhulu ...

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