Ngingowesilisa wembongolo okhulile futhi ngihleli ebumnyameni ngehora lesine ekuseni ngibhekile Ama-Ghoulies. Kuleli qophelo lapho umuntu anikezwa ikhefu lokuzindla ngezinqumo ezenziwe empilweni. Ngemuva kwalokho kuyangishaya - Ama-Ghoulies kunginikeza inkinga ekhona? KULUNGILE, ngakho-ke ngeke size sihambe ibanga elide kangaka, kepha kungenze ngathandabuza ukukhetha kwami. Ngizinikele ngokuzithandela ukubhekana nalolu hlelo lwe Late ePhathini - enye yezingxenye zami engizithandayo ukumboza lapha - futhi benginenketho yokuyibuyekeza I-Phantasm II noma lokhu… ngakhetha Ama-Ghoulies. Ngicishe nginamahloni ngami.

Hawu mfana, uzoqala ngaphi? Ngakho-ke angikaze ngiyibone le movie kuze kube manje, kepha (njengabantu abaningi) ngiyazi ukuthi le movie ivela kuyona edume kabi - lapho ngokucabanga obekufanele kungibuze ukuthi yini ebengingayilindela kule filimu. Lokho kunguGhoulie omncane oluhlaza okhuphuka endlini yangasese. Ngandlela thile ngangicabanga ukuthi lokhu kwakuwumklamo omuhle kangako. Ngangineminyaka eyisikhombisa ngaleso sikhathi. Emuva lapho ubungaya kunoma yikuphi ukuqashwa kwama-movie, ukhohlise abazali bakho ukuthi uzohamba uyohlola imidlalo yeNintendo bese unyonyoba uye endaweni eyethusayo. Lapho phakathi kwazo zonke NgoLwesihlanu 13th namafilimu kaFreddy uzowabona Ama-Ghoulies kukho konke ukulunga kwendlu yangasese. Okuthile mayelana naleso monstrosity esincane esiluhlaza kwakumangalisa emqondweni wami omncane ongenalwazi.

 

Ama-Ghoulies futhi kwakuwumkhiqizo wesikhathi esasidumile se-Satanic Panic esaqala ukubusa ngama-80's. Uma ukhulele ekhaya elihamba isonto ngaleso sikhathi kungenzeka wazi kahle ukuthi uSathane akafunanga lutho ngaphandle kokuhlwitha imiphefumulo yethu encane. Ngokusho kwezixuku ezazilondoloze kakhulu i-NOTHING yayiphephile. Ama-smurfs zazingezinhle, izibalo ze-He-Man zazisihudulela esihogweni, kanti opopayi bangoMgqibelo Morning babeyimbangela yenkolo yobuSathane. Nina bafundi abancane ningacabanga ukuthi nginehaba ngokweqile ngalokhu, kepha awu. Kwakukubi kangako. Vumela umngani wami iCinema Snob akutshele kabanzi ngakho lapha:

 

 

I-Satanic Panic yayiyinto yangempela kakhulu. Ngakho-ke ngokwemvelo ama-movie akhuluma ngamademoni nobusathane kwakuyikho konke ukuhlanya, futhi izikhathi eziningi babehamba kancane kakhulu (isibonelo, idimoni elincane liphuma endlini yangasese).

 

 

IGhoulies imayelana nemikhuba kaSathane. Umlingisi wethu oholayo uJonathan (Peter Liapis) uzuze njengefa indlu endala kuyise. Wathola ukuthi ubaba othandekayo wayebandakanyeke kakhulu kwi-Occult, kangangokuba waze wacishe wabulala usana oluncane uJonathan ngomhlatshelo wesiko. Manje, eminyakeni eyalandela (futhi engakhumbuli ecishe abe ngumnikelo wokushiswa njengengane encane) uJonathan uthola izinto zikayise ongasekho zikaSathane. Wenzani lapho uthola incwadi endala enesikhunta yamademoni amnyama ebiza iziphonso? Kungani wenza iphathi bese uzibizela amadimoni amancane anekhala elimnyama phambi kwabangane bakho kunjalo!

 

 

 

Amademoni - oh uxolo, Ama-Ghoulies - bavuswa esihogweni. UJonathan uhlatshwa umxhwele ukwesaba kwakhe kobudemoni futhi wenza imvula ingene egumbini lakhe eliphansi. Ugijima ezungeze ezinye izembatho ezibukeka zingenangqondo futhi esebenzisa i-prop-school theatre prop njenge-trident of power! Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi lokhu kuzwakale njengokubulala ngokuphelele ephepheni ngenkathi i-screenplay isishisa iphuma emaphephandabeni. Esikutholayo kepha kungukuhlanzeka okumsulwa njengama-shenanigans amabi okwenzeka endlini yesihogo. Futhi bonke bayidlala ngokungathi sína kakhulu.

 

Ngiyazi ukuthi le movie ihlukaniswe ngokwesabekayo / ngamahlaya, kepha kufanele sithembeke lapha. American Werewolf eLondon, Return of the Living Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Isitolo Esincane Esethusayo, I-Ghostbusters, Izinyoka Endizeni zonke izibonelo zokuthi lolo hlobo lusebenza kanjani. Ama-Ghoulies izwa sengathi iwela kulesi sigaba ngokuzenzakalela hhayi ngenhloso. I-movie izwa sengathi ingaba khona endaweni yonke efanayo Troll ama-movie. Njengobuwula nje.

 

Siphathwa ngokusebenza ngokweqile okukhulu ongakucabanga njengoba uJonathan ekhula ngamandla amabi, kangangoba amehlo akhe akhanya aluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Ubaba wakhe omubi kaSathane uvusiwe ethuneni (ngicabanga ngokuphelele ngengozi futhi) egcekeni elingemuva futhi kuba yimpi yabanenzeleli! Ngisho ukuthi awubheke nje lo mbhedo.

 

 

Le yi-movie ebengijabulele ukuyibuka kakhulu. Ngifisa sengathi ngingahlukanisa ifilimu ibe yizigaba bese ngibuyekeza noma ngiphawule ngesiqephu ngasinye. Uma ngabe ifilimu ifanelwe ukwelashwa kweManic yilona lapha. Ngakho-ke lokhu kube nguwe, iManic Exorcism. Ngiyabonga ngokungijoyina njengoba sihamba ezindleni ezinuka kabi zomlando wesabekayo. Ngiyethemba wonke umuntu une-Thanksgiving Ejabule kakhulu. Ukuhambela okuphephile kuwo wonke umuntu, ukudla, ukwenza izinkumbulo nokuphepha ngeBlack Friday. Futhi uma usugcwalise yonke i-turkey noma i-pie yamathanga i-Thanksgiving inikeza futhi wenze indlela yakho yokugezela… qiniseka ukuthi ubheka indlu yangasese yakho. Le movie ithembisa ukuthi bazokuthola ekugcineni.