Igama lami nginguScott Shoyer, futhi ngiyi-hound hound. Kusukela ngangiqala ukubuka I-Cannibal Ferox lapho ngineminyaka eyisishiyagalolunye, bengilokhu ngiwumlutha wokuganga. Ngihlale ngifunana ne-flick esabekayo, kepha kukhona okuthile mayelana ne-gore elenziwe kahle elingiyisa kwenye indawo. Indawo ejabulisayo. Indawo ejabulisayo egcwele ukugeleza.

Muva nje bengicabanga ngemidlalo yokufa evelele emqondweni wami osontekile. Ikhanda lami lingagcwala izinkulungwane zezithombe ezesabekayo neziphazamisayo (kufanele ngimbone ngempela umuntu ngalokho), kepha kuphela idlanzana labo eligqama njengabamisi bombukiso wangempela. Ngezansi uhlu lwami lwezinye izigcawu engizithandayo. Ngizama ukubeka ividiyo noma isithombe sesigcawu ngokungena, kepha kwezinye izimo, njenge I-Maskhead okufakwe ngezansi, angitholanga ividiyo noma isithombe sendawo leyo. Kungani? Ngoba igcwele kakhulu futhi iyaphazamisa ukuthi kungabikho muntu onesibindi sokuyibeka ku-inthanethi !!

Jabulela uhlu (lokhu akuhlelekile ngokukhethekile), bese uzwakala ngezansi bese ungitshela izigcawu zakho zokufa ezesabekayo.

Isisu Sokuhlanza Amathumbu (Idolobha Labafileyo Abaphilayo, 1980)

Uma ubuka i-horror kaLucio Fulci uqinisekiswa into eyodwa. Kuzoba nezigcawu zokufa ezinodlame ezintathu kuya kwezine. Ngemuva kokucabanga ngayo yonke iminikelo yakhe emikhulu ngahlala kulokhu. Lesi yisimo esingenakulibaleka esiyohlala unaphakade. Viva l 'Fulci !!

Indawo Yokugunda Utshani (Bayaphila, 1992)

Futhi; amathani ezigcawu ezinhle zokufa kule flick, kepha lapho uLionel Cosgrove ethatha umshini wokugunda utshani osebenzayo futhi edlula esixukwini samaZombi, angazi ukuthi ngithuswe yini noma ngihleke imbongolo yami. Ngakho ngenze zombili.

Umbhede wePuree Scene (I-Nightmare ku-Elm Street, 1984)

Hhayi nje esinye sezigcawu engizithandayo zokufa, kepha indawo yokufa ehamba phambili kunoma iyiphi i-ELM STREET flick. Lapho u-good 'ole Johnny Depp evala amehlo akhe ngabheja ukuthi wayengazi ukuthi yini emlindele !!

I-Silver Sphere Iqothula Umpristi (I-Phantasm II, 1988)

Enye i-Flick enkulu enesibalo somzimba esiphezulu, indaba emnandi, ne-gore enkulu. Kuyangimangaza ukuthi asibonanga uhlobo oluthile lwesikhala sesiliva ku-TV yasebusuku engenza konke kusuka ekuqobeni iqhwa ukwenza i-salsa.

I-Helicopter haircut (Dawn of the Dead, 1978)

Iningi le-gore elihle kakhulu koqobo Dawn of the Dead, kepha i-zombie emi emabhokisini athola ikhanda layo elisikiwe kumane nje kuyisidala.

UCaptain Rhodes Torn Apart (Usuku lokufa, 1985)

Masivume, uCaptain Rhodes akayona indoda enhle. Kulungile, kulungile; ungumuntu othanda ukubhoboza isidumbu futhi sonke siyazi ukuthi kwenzakalani "ngembongolo yesinqe" kumafilimu e-zombie ... zifa kabuhlungu. URhodes akahlukile. Kepha nasekufeni lesi sikhwama sedouchi sidinga ukuthola amagama okugcina (“Choke on 'em”). Ushone njengoba ebephila… isithole esiphelele.

Ukufa ngo-2 × 4 Strap-On Dildo (I-Maskhead, 2009)

Uma ungaqondi ukuthi lesi senzakalo simayelana nani, bese udiliza isihloko. Kushona owesifazane ngokuthukwa ngentambo eyenziwe ngebhodi lezinkuni elingu-2 × 4. Njengoba uzobona angitholanga ividiyo noma isithombe sendawo yokufa. Lokho mhlawumbe kuyinto enhle. Akekho odinga ukukubona lokho (ngaphandle kwami ​​kunjalo).

Isikrini Isimo (Inside, 2007)

Okungenzeka ukuthi yifilimu ethusayo enamandla kakhulu, enobudlova, engalokothi i-lets-up kuleyo minyaka eyishumi edlule !! Igazi liqala ukugeleza cishe ngokushesha futhi alize liyeke kuze kube yilapho uLe Femme ethola lokho akufunayo — ngokusebenzisa isikele. Futhi angikwazanga ukuthola isithombe noma ividiyo ekhombisa lesi sithombe ngqo, kepha uma uyisivakashi esivamile se-iHorror, ngicabanga ukuthi usuyibonile le filimu okungenani amahlandla angamashumi amabili.

Ukuvula Isimo Sasolwandle Nasesibhedlela (Kushonile & Kungcwatshwe, 1981)

Lokhu akugcini nje ngokusonteka okukhulu ekugcineni okusebenzayo; akukhona nje ukuthi lokhu kukhona uRobert Englund phakathi; lokhu akugcini nje ngokuba nethoni yezithombe zokufa okusobala… kepha kunendawo evula kabi lapho isivakashi sifika ePlotter's Bluff. Uhlangana ne-lil vixen e-sexy olwandle, kodwa ngaphambi kokuthi abhale, “Penthouse othandekayo, awusoze waqagela ukuthi kwenzekeni kimi,” uthola ukuphuma kwesitoko kuye. Ube eseyaboshwa, athelwe ngophethiloli, bese ekhanyiswa ngomlilo. Kepha u-bastard ompofu uphila ngokushiswa cishe ngomzimba ongu-98%. Njengokungathi laba bantu abanalo usuku olubi kakhulu, qagela ukuthi ngubani umhlengikazi wakhe esibhedlela? Yebo; i-lil vixen evela ebhishi. Nakhu ubheke wena ngane.

Isidumbu Senkomo YabantuI-Trailer Park Yokwesaba, 2008)

Le yi-flick ye-horror emnandi ngempela enezimonyo ezinhle ne-f / x ekhethekile, indaba emnandi, nokuzizwa okuhle jikelele. Ngemuva kwalokho ngokuzumayo sifika kule ndawo lapho omunye wabantu akhombisa ukuthi uyenza kanjani inyama yenkomo ibe yisixwayiso (isexiler spoiler, senziwe ngabantu). Isimo sinesihluku futhi sibi kakhulu futhi siyaphazamisa kunanoma yini enye ku-Flick. Yingakho inamathela ekhanda lami futhi yenza lolu hlu. Uxolo ayikho ividiyo, kodwa bukela le flick; kufanele isikhathi sakho.

I-Wire Tether (U-Ghost Ship, 2002)

Ngiyazi, ngiyazi. Yini le eyenziwa yiflick ohlwini lwami? Manje woza; Sonke siyazi ukuthi i-movie iyonke iyashaywa ngempela ... Ngisho ukuthi imunca ngokuzwakalayo. Kepha ake sibhekane nakho; indawo enocingo olunqamula endaweni yokudansa egcwele abantu bekufanele ukuhlala kule nqwaba evuthayo. Kuyihlazo lonke i-movie engazange igcine amandla avela kulesi sigcawu.

I-Splinter esweni (zombie, 1979)

Angicabangi ukuthi lesi sigcawu sidinga incazelo. Lokhu ukubonakala kwesibili kukaFulci kulolu hlu futhi sonke siyazi ukuthi kungani !!

Isimo Sokuhlolwa Kokucindezela Kwegazi (Dawn of the Dead, 1978)

Mhlawumbe indawo yokufa eyisimanga kulolu hlu kodwa ngiyayithanda ngokuphelele. Phakathi kwenqwaba yokudla kwenyama, amaZombi alambile ahlasela, uPedro unquma ukuhlala phansi ahlole umfutho wegazi lakhe. Kuyinto engahleliwe futhi engenangqondo ukuthi lesi sigcawu sihlale sinamathele engqondweni yami.

Isimo Sokuqhuma Kwekhanda (scanner, 1981)

Futhi; Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi lena ayidingi kungeniswa. Jabulela.

Vula Indawo Ebanzi (Isigqoko, 2006)

Lapho ngiqala ukubona lesi sigcawu (isihogo, i-movie yonke) umhlathi wami wehla futhi ngazi ngokushesha ukuthi ngithole ithalente losuku lwanamuhla nethalente elikhulu lohlobo ku-Adam Green. Aahhh Victor Crowley… kwangathi inkanuko yegazi lakho ingaze ife.

Isimo se-Cheeky Face-Off (Kubekwe Ukuphumula, 2009)

Le ngenye ifilimu yakudala yesimanje eveze elinye ithalente lohlobo olukhulu (uRobert Hall). Ziningi izigcawu zokufa ezi-gory, kepha lena intandokazi yami kusuka kule Flick, futhi esinye sezifiso zami ngaso sonke isikhathi ISIKHATHI.

Ngiyazi ukuthi lolu uhlu olungaphelele. Ngitshele ukuthi yiziphi izigcawu zakho eziyizintandokazi.