Ngesikhathi izindaba zakamuva ziveza ukuthi uNeil Gaiman wayezimisele ukuzivumelanisa nezimo namabika okuhle, inoveli ayibhalile noTerry Pratchett ongasekho, njengochungechunge olulinganiselwe lwe-Amazon Prime ne-BBC, umlandeli wajabula kakhulu. Abaningi, njengami, bebelokhu belinde lokhu selokhu saqala ukufunda inoveli ehlekisayo yokubuyiselwa emuva emuva kuma-90s. Manje njengoba isikhathi sethu sesifikile, i-buzz iphendukela ngokushesha ekutheni ngubani ozoletha laba balingisi esikrinini?

Kulabo abangazijwayele, incwadi iqala ngokuthi u-Adam no-Eva bakhishwe eNsimini yase-Edeni yingelosi egama lingu-Aziraphale. Ebazwela, ubanikeza inkemba yakhe yomlilo ukuze ibafudumeze futhi ababuke bebaleka. Ngobuqili, inyoka eyenga u-Eva ukuthi enze isono sokuqala, iyanyamalala bese bayaxoxa ukuthi kungenzeka yini ukuthi u-Aziraphale abe senkingeni nabaphezulu.

Flash phambili eminyakeni eyizinkulungwane ezimbalwa… i-Anti-Christ izelwe, kodwa ngenxa yokuhlangana esibhedlela, ithunyelwe ekhaya elingalungile ukuze ikhule. Iminyaka ichithwa kulungiselelwa umfana ongafanele ukuthi aqale i-Armagedoni. Khonamanjalo, u-Anti-Christ uqobo ukhulele emzaneni omncane eNgilandi. Igama lakhe u-Adam futhi yena nabangane bakhe bayazibandakanya badlale futhi benze zonke izinto ezenziwa izingane.

Njengoba impi yokugcina isondela, kuvela Abagibeli Bamahhashi Abane be-Apocalypse, u-Aziraphale noCrawly (manje owaziwa ngokuthi uCrowley) banquma ukuthi abafuni ukuthi umhlaba uphele, futhi iNkosi yamaZulu neHayele bayabamba iqhaza ekuqhubeni uhlelo lwe-Armageddon. Le ncwadi ihlekisa, iyethusa, futhi kalula ingenye yezincwadi ezijabulisa kakhulu engake ngazifunda.

Manje ake sibuyele embuzweni wokusakaza! Ngihlanganise iqembu labalingisi nabalingisi baseBrithani abazogcwalisa izindima ngokuphelele, okungenani engqondweni yami! Ezinye zazo kungenzeka zilahlwe eduze okungenakwenzeka ukuzithola, kodwa ungakhohlwa ukuthi i-BBC iyinhlangano enkulu, futhi ezinye zezinkanyezi ezinkulu emhlabeni zibuyele kaninginingi ukuvela kumabhayisikobho nakuchungechunge lwenethiwekhi.

Futhi, lolu hlu aluhlanganisi zonke izinhlamvu. Isibonelo, ngicabanga ukuthi izindima zika-Adam nabangane bakhe kumele zingaziwa. Bazoba sebangeni leminyaka eyi-11 futhi kuyithuba elihle lokuthola ubuso obusha. Kuyafana nakuWarlock, umfana omncane othathwa ngephutha njengo-Anti-Christ.

UStephen Fry njengoMlandeli Waphansi Wombhalo

Yize kungeyena umlingiswa wangempela encwadini, lokhu kungaba indima ezingeni leCriminologist ku I-Rocky Horror Photo Show. UPratchett ubhale eminye yemibhalo yaphansi ehlekisa kunayo yonke kule noveli. Bachaza amaphuzu esakhiwo, bahlekisa ngesenzo, futhi kwesinye isikhathi, baze baphikisana nabo. Zazibalulekile kule noveli futhi uGaiman uzokwenza kahle ukuthola indlela yokuzisebenzisela ukuzivumelanisa nezimo.

UFry unobuhlakani obudingekayo kanye nesikhathi esihle samahlaya ukwenza lokhu kube ngumlingiswa owaziwayo ongachaza izindelakazi zikaSathane zeChattering Order yaseSt.Beryl ngokucwayiza esweni lakhe okungavusa izethameli.

UTom HIddleston njengoCrawly aka Crowley

Ngizwe nje abanye uyabubula futhi ngibhala phansi amagama. Ngiyazi ukuthi ubekhona konke kamuva nje, kepha lalela le ncazelo yenyoka ephenduke idemoni lomuntu:

"Akukho lutho ngaye olwalubukeka ludemoni ikakhulukazi, ngezindinganiso zakudala. Azikho izimpondo, azinamaphiko… UCrowley wayenezinwele ezimnyama, namathambo amahle, futhi wayegqoke izicathulo zesikhumba sezinyoka, noma okungenani wayegqoka izicathulo, futhi wayekwazi ukwenza izinto eziyinqaba ngempela ngolimi lwakhe. Futhi, noma nini lapho ezikhohlwa, wayenokuthambekela kokushaya ikhwela. ”

Uma lelo demoni elisheshayo lingazwakali njenge-HIddleston, ngizodla isigqoko sami. Ngaphandle kwencazelo, uHiddleston ube nokuhlangenwe nakho okungenakubalwa kokudlala umuntu onamandla omfelandawonye wakhe uhlala ebuzwa njengoLoki ku Thor futhi The Avengers. Umlingisi waseNgilandi une-swagger nethalente lokuletha idimoni lethu eliyintandokazi empilweni.

UMartin Freeman njengo-Aziraphale

Noma ngubani odlala i-Aziraphale kufanele ahlakaniphe, aqine kancane, ekhaya esitolo sezincwadi esinothuli esizungezwe amakhaya umhlaba usukhohliwe, futhi nje siyisidididi futhi siyaphikisana nokubukeka kwakhe. Le yiNgelosi eyenze konke okusemandleni ukuthi ibhajwe eMhlabeni izinkulungwane zeminyaka ngokudweba imbobo ethokomele kuyo ikwenze ikhaya.

Angicabangi ukuthi kukhona oke wabona The Hobbit noma ukuveza kwakhe uDkt.John Watson ku "Sherlock" we-BBC angangabaza ikhono lakhe lokungena kule ndima futhi aligqoke njengengubo entofontofo.

UHugh Laurie noMichael Caine njengoHastur noLigur

Izikhulu ezimbili Zesihogo ezinambitheka zasendulo, okusho ukuthi empeleni azitholi umhlaba wanamuhla okuningi. Laba bobabili babi ngokweqiniso, kepha kucishe kutholakale njenge-caricature yobubi. Bathunyelwa ukuqoqa uCrowley lapho kutholakala ukuthi ingane engafanele ibhalwe ukuthi yi-Anti-Christ. Kwakusolwa ukuthi uCrowley ngamabomu wadukisa ubuholi beSihogo ngomzamo wokusindisa umhlaba.

Ngabe uLaurie noCaine kulezi zindima zombili bazoba yigolide yamahlaya emsulwa. Bobabili banomqondo omangalisayo wesikhathi samahlaya futhi bobabili banobukhona besikrini obuqine ngokulinganayo. Benziwa ukuba badlale lezi zindima!

U-Idris Elba njengoKufa

Ukufa yi-badass kakhulu ye-Four Horeseman (empeleni, bangama-bikers manje) we-Apocalypse. Kule noveli, ukhuluma ngokuphelele ngama-caps angenawo amamaki wokucaphuna. Izwi lakhe elibhodlayo nokuba khona kwakhe okwesabekayo kudinga umlingisi onamandla nobukhulu obwesabekayo.

U-Idris Elba unakho kokubili. Unezikhathi zombili eziphindwe kabili, empeleni. Ukufa akusoze kwasusa isigqoko sakhe sokuzivikela futhi izwi lika-Elba elijulile, elihlabayo cishe linganikeza uKufa ikhwalithi yeDarth Vader engaba yindumasi!

UKate Winslet njengeMpi

Ukuphela kowesifazane phakathi kwabagibeli bamahhashi abane, iMpi ingamandla okufanele abalwe nawo. Ukuba khona kwakhe nje kudala ingxabano nobuhle bakhe abunakulinganiswa. Uyikhanda elibomvu eli-sexy elinokumamatheka okubulalayo nemilenze izinsuku. Ngomsebenzi wosuku njengomlobi wezintatheli / wezempi, angakwazi ukugcina iminwe yakhe ekushayweni kwengxabano emhlabeni jikelele.

Abanye kungenzeka bangamboni uWinslet endimeni, kepha unobukhona, ithalente, nobuhle ukwenza le ndima kube ngeyakhe futhi ngingathanda ukumbona ephethe inkemba njengoba egibela isithuthuthu sakhe esibomvu ezweni lonke.

UJude Law njengeNdlala aka Dr. Raven Sable

Indlala aka Dr. Raven Sable ivumelane nokuphila kwanamuhla ngesitayela nangempumelelo kunabo bonke ozakwabo. Usomabhizinisi onamandla, uSable uzuze ingcebo yakhe ngokudla okuningi kwezimfashini, ukudla okwenziwe ngobuningi (“ubhontshisi owodwa wentambo, ipea elilodwa, kanye nocezwana lwebele lenkukhu kupuleti lesikwele”), nokudla okuningi okwenzelwe ukuze kungakhathalekile udle kangakanani, uzolahlekelwa isisindo noma ngabe uyakudinga noma cha. Ungumuntu oswenke ngokumamatheka okusheshayo ongafinyeleli emehlweni akhe.

UJude Law uzongena kahle kumasudi enziwe yindlala kahle futhi unobukhona bokwamukela uhlangothi olumnyama lukaHhashi uma isikhathi sifika.

Tom Felton njengokungcola

Esikhathini esithile esidlule, umgibeli wehhashi wesine kwakunguMashayabhuqe, kodwa wathatha umhlalaphansi ngemuva nje kokuvela kwe-penicillin. Kusukela ngaleso sikhathi, kuvuke uMgibeli wamahhashi omusha ozothatha indawo yakhe. Lowo Horseman Ungukungcola futhi ngicabanga ukuthi sonke singavuma ukuthi wenze umsebenzi oyingqayizivele. Nomaphi lapho kuye kwaba nokuchitheka kukawoyela noma ukuncibilika kwezitshalo zenuzi, ukungcola bekuseduze. Mude futhi mncane ngezinwele ezinde ezimhlophe ezimhloshana nesikhumba esiphaphathekile futhi akabonakali kahle. Abantu abaze bambone ngaphandle kokuthi alinde, futhi noma kunjalo imizwa enganakile kunokumbona.

UTom Felton unobukhona obudingekayo nezimpawu zendima futhi uma engaletha ukusebenza kwakhe ezingeni elicashile, ngicabanga ukuthi angalunga impela.

UDavid Oyelowo no-Emma Thompson njengoMfoweth 'uFrancis noNanny Ashtoreth

UMfoweth 'uFrancis ungummeli we-Aziraphale ovakashela njalo uWarlock osemncane ukuqinisekisa ukuthi ufundiswa umusa nenhlonipho kwabanye abantu. UNanny Ashtoreth ungummeli kaCrowley ofundisa uWarlock ukuthi abanye abantu bayizimbungulu okufanele zicindezelwe ngaphansi kwezinyawo zakhe. Bobabili benza konke okusemandleni abo ukuthonya umfana ohlangothini lwabo, uFrancis ngomusa no-Ashtoreth ngezifundo ezinamahloni nangamazwana angasho lutho.

U-Oyelowo noThompson bazolinganisela kahle lapha futhi balethe ukujula kwezindima ezingabonakala zincane kuphela kwabanye.

U-Evanna Lynch noNicholas Hoult njengeDivayisi ye-Anathema noNewton Pulsifer

I-Anathema Device iyinzalo yokugcina ephilayo yomprofethikazi owaziwayo, u-Agnes Nutter. Ungumthakathi osemusha omuhle nekhanda lakhe lisemafini namehlo akhe ekumiseni i-Apocalypse. UNewton Pulsifer ungumthakathi osemncane obhodla kakhulu kunalokhu akulungisayo futhi okhukhulwa yisiphepho i-Anathema.

Umsebenzi wangaphambilini ka-Evanna njengoLuna Lovegood kuHarry Potter franchise umenza abe ngumdlalo ofanele ka-Anathema noNicholas okhipha intelezi yomfana yize esemdala. Laba bobabili bebonke kungaba yisikrini esihle!

UPatrick Stewart njengoWitchfinder Shadwell

Isikhundla esiphakeme kunawo wonke, kwababili, abathakathi abasele emhlabeni, uShadwell yindoda endala enamahloni, ocwasayo ngokobulili, indoda ehlukumeza abesifazane ene-streak esho imayela ububanzi. Noma ngubani obonile ukuvezwa kukaStewart kuka-Ebenezer Scrooge uyazi ukuthi angangena kalula eShadwell!

Ngakho-ke! Lona ngumlingisi engingahlangana nesabelomali esingapheli. Ubungakhetha bani?