Kwakungubusuku bokuthula ekhaya, ubusuku bami bokuphumula empeleni. Ngaphenya ngesineke emgqeni wesiteshi ngifuna okuthile engingakubuka hhayi lutho. Ngikhathazwe ukukhethwa, ngidlulise amehlo ngeNetflix, futhi angiphindanga ngalutho. Kudlule imizuzu embalwa, ngidumele futhi ngichitha isikhathi ngicabanga endlini, “Yini engingayibuka njengamanje?” Umlamu wami wangiphendukela futhi washo okuthile ngoKhisimusi wabe esefana nomcibisholo, kwangishaya! “Mfowethu, hah! Shit engcwele, leyo movie iphume ngaleyo Santa Clause kuleli sonto! ” “Ukhuluma ngani kanti? Enye Ubusuku obuthule obubulalayo? ”Ebusweni obudideka kakhulu. “Hawu, ndoda! Kungcono kakhulu! Wonke la mantombazane ashisayo agijima ezindlini, kanti uSanta othile odidekile uyawajaha, kubizwa kanjalo Kuyo Yonke Indlu! I-Shit ayibi ngcono kunalokho, ”kusho ngenjabulo ngenkathi ngiphulula irimothi. "Bheka, ngisho naku-Amazon Prime, Amaphuzu!", Ngimemeze kakhulu. Kalula nje, leyo bekuyindaba yokuthi nginqume kanjani ukubuka Kuyo Yonke Indlu.

Akungabazeki ukuthi inkathi yokuwa neHalloween yisikhathi sami engisithandayo sonyaka, kanye nabanye abalandeli abaningi abasabekayo ngokufanayo futhi lokho akusoze kwashintsha. Kodwa-ke, amafilimu ama-horror kaKhisimusi alingana kahle endaweni ekhethekile enhliziyweni yami. Kusuka ekubulaweni kwensimbi okunjalo okubulala njenge I-X-Mas emnyama, Ubusuku obuthule obubulalayo, Ububi bukaKhisimusi, Ukubulawa kukaSanta, Ubusuku obumnyama, Futhi Jack Frost, Todd Nunes Kuyo Yonke Indlu nakanjani uzoba kulolo hlu, njalo ngonyaka, usezingeni eliphezulu kakhulu. Ngezansi ukubuyekezwa kwami ​​kwamahhala kwefilimu yami, Kuyo Yonke Indlu.

Ngingathini? Kuyo Yonke Indlu nganginezembozo zayo ezibandayo zeSanta Clause, kanye nesihloko sayo. Ngokwesiko lama-80s 'slasher hit, Kuyo Yonke Indlu kungiyisa endaweni ekude engangiyazi ngaphambili, kwangibuyisela ezinkumbulweni zeminyaka yami yobusha, ngihlala kusofa nabafana bami ngibuka leso sikhundla seminyaka yama-80s! Ngaleso sikhathi ngangazi ukuthi ngikhubeke entweni ekhetheke kakhulu.

Kusethwe kuKhisimusi, le flick ejabulisayo ayiyona ifilimu evinjelwe i-slasher nge-Santa engaxhunyiwe eyenza umonakalo emphakathini omncane, obumbene. URachel Kimmel (U-Ashley Mary Nunes), usanda kufika ekhaya evela ekolishi futhi unesidingo esikhulu sokugubha amaholide nabangane bakhe uSarah (UDanica Riner) noGia (UNatalie Montera). Ngokumangazayo uRachel unesikhathi esedlule esinobungozi impela. Kusukela ekuqaleni, kunokuhlobana okumangazayo phakathi kukaRachel, umakhelwane uNkk Garrett, nale Santa Clause. Ngincoma uMqondisi kanye noMlobi uTodd Nunes ngokubalwa komzimba nezimfihlo ezisontekile ezikhipha yonke indaba; lokhu yilokho abalandeli be-horror abafuna ngenhlonipho enkulu kangaka! INunes ithwebula ama-clichés amaningi abeka isisekelo kudala sohlobo lwama-80's slasher. Kusetshenziswa imiphumela ebonakalayo kanye nama-gags, kusobala ukuthi abalingisi basebenze ngokukhululeka kulezi zigcawu ezimnandi. Ukuzisika kanye nezitho zomzimba bekungeyona ingxenye enhle kakhulu yale filimu. Nkulunkulu wami, imihlobiso! Ama-oodle emihlobiso amboze yonke imigwaqo yala makhaya, bekucishe kugule. (Amakhethini weChristmas Shower ayengigingqa)!

Abalingisi bebebuhle, futhi ukulingisa bekuyiyona ndlela obekufanele kube ngayo kulolu hlobo lwefilimu (ephelele emehlweni ami). Kuyo Yonke Indlu kuzoletha injabulo ye-Yuletide kubalandeli kuyo yonke indawo. Le filimu iza nezincomo eziphakeme kakhulu. Kuyo Yonke Indlu iyatholakala manje ku-VOD futhi ukuze ithengwe, chofoza lapha.

Abalandeli, uma usendaweni yaseBurbank, California noma eLos Angeles ngo-Okthoba 30 yima kancane Izibiliboco Ezimnyama Isitolo Sencwadi. Abanye beqembu labalingisi nabakhiqizi bazosayina i-All Through The House Blu-Ray ngo-2: 00 ntambama! Kusayinwa noMlobi / Umqondisi uTodd Nines, u-Ashley Mary Nunes, uStephen Readmond, uChristopher Stanley, uLito Velasco, uJessica Cameron, uJohanna Rae, uCathy Garrett, uMelynda Kiring, uJason Ray Schumacher noNatalie Montera. Ngemininingwane engaphezulu chofoza lapha.

Amazwibela efilimu:

Kuyo Yonke Indlu kuzungeze indawo ebhekwe ngukhisimusi egubuzelwe ukwesaba lapho uJamie Garrett oneminyaka emihlanu enyamalala ngendlela eyisimanga ekhaya lakhe engaphinde abonakale. Indlu yentombazane elahlekile iba mnyama njengoba umama wayo eba wukudangala. Izingane zendawo, ezimangele yile ndaba ehanjisiwe, zidayisa ukwesaba ngesikhathi sokulala ngomngane wazo olahlekile, ekugcineni ziguqule le nhlekelele ibe yindaba yezinganekwane engenacala. Eminyakeni eyishumi nanhlanu kamuva, uRachel Kimmel, umfundi oneminyaka engu-22 ubudala ufika ekhaya ngoKhisimusi. Izinkumbulo zikaRachel ngentombazane elahlekile ziletha ubuso nobuso noNkk Garrett osabekayo. Khonamanjalo, indawo ishaqekile njengoba uSanta-killer engenamuntu ehlasela imigwaqo ebusika, eshiya umkhondo wabesifazane ababulewe nabesilisa abathenjiwe ezitebhisini zendlu kaGarrett. Ngokushesha uRachel uzithola esesabekayo lapho ethola ubuhlanya obungemva kwesifihla-buso saseSanta. Isambulo esisontekile sombulali senza uRachel ashaqeke njengoba ezwa ukuxhumana kwakhe nokugula nefa lomndeni wakwaGarrett.

AMAZWI WOKUKHIQiza

U-Ashley Mary Nunes (Rachel) wayenakho lokhu angakusho BONKE NGENDLU:

“… Impela bengimthanda umlingiswa wami, ngoba unamandla futhi uyinkimbinkimbi, kodwa ngikhangwa kakhulu abalingiswa abasontekile nabahlanyayo ahlangana nabo kule movie. Umbulali ungene BONKE NGENDLU kuyaphazamisa, kukhulu futhi kuyingqayizivele - Ngiyazithanda izifiso ezimbi. Ngiyazi ukuthi wonke umuntu uzothanda lonke udlame nodlame, kodwa futhi kunemfihlakalo esontekile ebopha konke lokhu njengomnsalo omkhulu kaKhisimusi. ”

UMelynda Kiring (UNkk Garrett) ube nokusho lokhu ngomlingiswa wakhe:

“Angikaze ngidlale umuntu owayedabuke kakhulu emoyeni njengoNkk Garrett. Kwakungekho ndlela elula yokungena kulowo mlingiswa. Ngesinye isikhathi, ukuze angihlukanise nesimo esinzima kakhulu, uMqondisi, uTodd Nunes, wangivalela endlini encane, emnyama ngehora. Ekugcineni, ngethemba ukuthi lo mlingisi uvusa ilukuluku nesihawu, futhi, ngethemba, ngaphezu kokudinwa okuncane. Ngeke uphinde ubheke uKhisimusi ngendlela efanayo. Ngiyazi ukuthi ngeke ngikwazi. ” Asst. UMqondisi uGlenda Suggs unalokhu akushoyo ngesikripthi esithi “Uma usufundile iskripthi, ube yingxenye yenqubo yokudala futhi USAMANGALISEKILE, wethukile futhi uphazanyiswa ngumkhiqizo wokugcina, uyazi ukuthi unokuthile okunesihluku. Ngendlela enobudlova. Igazi elinonya. ”

Asst. Umqondisi uGlenda Suggs unalokhu ukusho mayelana neskripthi:

“Uma usufundile iskripthi, ube yingxenye yenqubo yokudala futhi USASHAQEKILE, wethukile futhi uphazanyiswa ngumkhiqizo wokugcina, uyazi ukuthi unokuthile okunesihluku. Ngendlela enobudlova. Igazi elinonya. ”

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